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Joined 07-13-06, id: 1089716, Profile Updated: 07-19-15
Author has written 2 stories for Frasier.

Obsessed with fiction; Frasier, Phantom of the Opera, Harry Potter, Star Wars.

I just want to say thanks to everyone who reads my stories, and especially the people who review them, it's appreciated.

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The Catfish by Miss Dasti reviews
Hermione spends her days at the Ministry keeping an eye on pardoned criminals - a tedious task that has her dying of boredom, until it surfaces that Lucius Malfoy may be running a massive Dark market empire, and it falls to her to prove his guilt. And how else to do it, but with a dash of Polyjuice and a hair off Narcissa Malfoy? Really, what could go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,077 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 10/23/2014 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
Play Cissy For Me by the artful scribbler reviews
Hermione takes advantage of an invite to the Malfoys' ball to do some detective work on the slippery Mr Lucius Malfoy. But things do not go to plan. Power dynamics, sexual politics, polyjuice hijinks and plenty of hot, angry sex! *WON* 'Mischief Managed' (Best Recently-Completed Story) 2017 Granger Enchanted Survivors Awards. Also nominated for Best Smut & Witty Witch categories!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,934 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 3/1/2017 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
The Light When All is Dark by ashleyb1114 reviews
After Snape calls Lily a Mudblood and apologizes, all hope is lost for Severus, or is it? That dreadful night, young Severus hears a faint tap on his dormitory window. Will that be his light when all is dark? The part of Snape's worst memory that was left out in OOTP and DH. Rated M for language, sexual content, and depressive thoughts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,924 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/20/2015 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
A Snow Maiden's Kiss by WildBubblesRoam reviews
What were to happen between Lord Baelish and Sansa Stark if neither of them ended the kiss where they did? What if Aunt Lysa hadn't seen their exchange? And what if, they both wanted it just as badly as the other? [This is pretty much just a fun little bit of fluff, with smut to follow later on. For now though, it's only worth a T-rating. I'll bump it up once it's worth more.]
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Sansa S., Petyr B.
Penfriends by MizSphinx reviews
Suffering from loneliness, Hermione signs up for a penfriend service. She's pleased when she's assigned a nice bloke named Legolas, and soon begins to fall for him. And that might have been just fine if she wasn't falling for Lucius Malfoy too. Oh dear.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,248 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Pandora's Box by Lizwontcry reviews
After he asks her for advice on how to take his relationship with Amy to the next level, Sheldon and Penny are drawn to each other. How far will they take their attraction, and how much will it cost them?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,595 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - [Penny, Sheldon C.] Leonard H., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
The Cooper Crane Juxtaposition by Larbo reviews
Sheldon finally flips and is put into therapy with a certain Seattle psychiatrist. Has he finally met his fastidious match?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,760 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Inappropriateness of Sheldon Cooper by MyOwnStar reviews
A Cinco de Mayo party brings out a naughty side of Sheldon Penny isn't prepared for...and can't resist. Story challenge with Tjay M. ALTERNATE ENDINGS included!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,923 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Addiction by Sapsorrow86 reviews
Mr Gold, hardened Wall Street businessman, finds himself addicted to something only Starbucks can offer… other that the coffee.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,443 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
Carrying on the Malfoy Way by Laurielove reviews
What's a Malfoy to do when he wakes up one morning next to a most unexpected person? Short two-chaptered story with Lucius at his arrogant best. LM/HG. Content for older readers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,951 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Dirty Used by XxScriboxX reviews
Lily is having fantasies. Sexual fantasies. Dark sexual fantasies. Fantasies that James could never bring to life. In a moment of sexual desperation and curiosity Lily goes to an old friend for help.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
This Mess We're In by SomeDivineAshtray reviews
AU set in between season 7 and 8. The balcony scene did happen, and Niles declared his love for Daphne, but she didn't have a change of heart and still went on to marry Donny. What will happen when they meet each other in unfamiliar surroundings?
Frasier - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,875 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Complete
Debtors and Collectors by MizSphinx reviews
FIN. When Lucius is found half-dead, Hermione is tempted to finish the job that Fate intended. Instead, she saves his life thus binding him to a life debt. Now it's up to Hermione to collect her repayment. And collect it she will. Disregards epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,426 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Summer Shade by shyfoxling reviews
Lily shares some of her young sexual curiosity with Severus, but that may not have been the best idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,131 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
In Her Time of Need by blueheronz reviews
What if Cameron sought out House instead of Chase after taking crystal meth? What if she delivered her "sex kills" speech to House instead of Chase? This is my take on what might occur. House and Cameron angst and romance.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,870 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
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Another Balconyesqe twist reviews
N/D Set after the famous balcony scene in SBSB, I felt something was missing in the show so this fills in a few bits. Might deviate from canon as it progresses. My first fanfic, please be nice but honest!
Frasier - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011
Paranoid Thinking reviews
Set immediately after "Daphne hates Sherry". What I would have liked to happen Niles' POV N/D
Frasier - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011