Spark the Clairvoyant
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Joined 09-08-01, id: 108989, Profile Updated: 04-29-11
Author has written 2 stories for Final Fantasy IX, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

I'm Spark the Clairvoyant, after a character I'm working on for a game. She's hates her given name (Rose, by the way), so she's called Spark. She's a Mad Genius who can see, understand, and use Dimensional Harmonics, which drove her mad in the first place. She's more sane than before now. Mostly because her abuse comes mostly in reading people and pseudo-divining for them based on it.

The lovely picture to your left is Wren Long, a friend's RP character, as she is seen in the opening story of a fic I wrote for three friends. I may post it here, I may not. Leaning towards not since said RP is a Pokemon RP with gijinka, and there really isn't a good place in Pokemon for Gijinka. Stuff about me Fic-wise:

1. I only use the portmanteaus when I have to write about the couples in spaces with very limited character count, otherwise, I just write it out in full.

2. I'm not much for light fluffy things, both when reading and writing. Couples don't work that way. Happily Married is something like how it's written in the Dangerverse.

3. I don't read smut. If I filter by all ratings, it's because I suspect my cache to be playing games with me. Nor will I ever write smut. It's not because I prefer to use my imagination, it's because I just don't care how they did it.

4. My Wicked fics are all discontinued. Ask about them, and I will scream. Partly because I lost my drive with them on it. Also partly because I'm burnt out on Wicked and can barely keep myself from hating it. Hating non-sapient objects and/or Celebrities just seems pointless in my not-so humble opinion. Also partly because my crazy universe, beginning with "Red Crown" has been particularly active lately. To the point I actually posted the first chapter of the fic.

5. My writing follows something I call LostOzian's Rule: If you don't feel funny, write angst. When over-angsted, write humor. I use it for the inverse purpose of writing my lovely drama/angst fics. Yet I seem to have become the go-to girl for crack when I'm in my over-angsted moods.

As for stuff about me outside the fanfiction world:

1. I am crazy-in love with traveling and want to go to all seven continents, including and especially Antartica. Only continent I can't get excited about is Oceania (aka Australia), unless I chose to visit some people I find awesome on the net and go to NZ, but good luck finding other things to do with my time.

2. Recently, a friend drafted me into a game he wants to make. It lacks most of the plot, but the characters are going to be awesome. We're both tropers, so it'll probably end up being "TV Tropes: The Japanese-ish RPG." Heck, we have two genre savvy characters, an idiot mage with spiky hair who's wrong genre savvy (And a butt monkey).

3. I believe one should ship whomever they want in whatever fashion they want, and that's okay, as long as you don't try to force me to do so. I tend to ship canon pairings or canonically both-have-a-crush-on-each-other. I do happen to have a few other pairings I like that aren't, and I openly admit they're crack. Try to force me to like one of your pairings, and I'll force my one-sided shallow infatuation Zidane/Squall down your throat. Like that? I have worse...

4. Number three applies to more than just pairings. Such as various forms of media, especially and including M-Rated games and R-Rated movies.

5. When I say "torture" in regards to things, I don't mean those BDSM images in your head. I'm far more creative than that. If only head!Zidane wasn't too kinky for most.

6. Yes, I do have muses based on fictional characters. No, they won't be appearing in too-long author's notes or on this page, unless head!Kuja tries to take over me again. Said taking-over is the closest it gets. It's not just the muses though. Overly charismatic characters tend to affect my patterns for a while afterwards (I've been known for pointing like Jack and saying/writing "Savvy?" at the end of a high percentage of my sentences for hours after a Pirates Marathon, among other things.)

7. My favorite countries are the United Kingdom of Great Britain and North Ireland and Japan, for more than just their awesome media (In fact, said awesome media got pretty low on my list after visiting them. Japan is nothing like Anime/Manga/JRPGs make it out to be. It's not some holy land Mecca, but an amazingly beautiful country that is so different from the west despite attempts to emulate it.)

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Too Much Information by dantesdarkqueen reviews
If there's one thing to cause the champions of Chaos untold grief, it's their access to cyberspace...
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,789 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Emperor
Facing Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, fourth in main Dangerverse, complete. Weddings and funerals and babies, oh my! Despite the Second War, life goes on for Pack and Pride. Harry is determined to beat Voldemort, but who will die along the way? Year 5 and summer before 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 444,703 - Reviews: 3371 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
Sun and Sky by Amythista reviews
She is his home, he is her hope. Incomplete without the other, burning gold and steadfast blue. 100 oneshots for Ed and Winry. Description: He carries her with him everywhere he goes, in his metallic limbs, helping him stand and helping him live.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,792 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Edward E., Winry R.
Copycat by Zerrat reviews
There are just some lines you do not cross. For Tidus, that Bartz guy just crossed the line and has done something completely unforgivable. Gen-fic.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Tidus, Firion - Complete
This Silent Kiss by I Am Sweden reviews
The Light Warriors left so much behind. But now what they lost is coming to Dissidia, along with a few new enemies to add to the mix. Reunions aren't always so sweet.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 62,732 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010
Breakable by Khilari reviews
While housesitting for Bonnie's family over Christmas Andy trips and is knocked unconscious. With no one around but his toys Woody goes to help him. But what can the toys really do?
Toy Story - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Woody, Andy D. - Complete
Unlikely Admirer by Alex Damien reviews
A silly drabble writen for a request on my livejournal. GarlandxKuja
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Kuja, Garland - Complete
Be Careful by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
Starts after Ch. 1 of DH, crossover with Dangerverse AU, short chapters. Draco Malfoy, trapped in a life he never chose, wishes as he falls asleep that he were somewhere he could start over. Maybe he should have listened to his proverbs. Now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 111 - Words: 293,574 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Draco M. - Complete
Siùil a Rùn by greyrondo reviews
Let's go, right now. I don’t care where we go; as long as we go together, I won’t be afraid of losing you.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Freya C., Fratley - Complete
Kiss and Kill by Silver pup reviews
One-shot — "Touch me and die."
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Squall L., Zidane T. - Complete
For Good by Meltalviel reviews
Glinda, in a strange turn of events, suddenly finds herself back in her schooldays at Shiz. Torn, she must decide between preventing the future as she knows it from unravelling once more or changing her friends– for good. –AU booksical–
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,933 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Glinda U., M. Morrible
Elphaba of Oz by TheWickedWitchOfOz reviews
AU. Melena leaves Frex after Elphaba is born to raise Elphaba on her own. Main pairing will be Elphiyero.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,594 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/8/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007
Changed by TheWickedWitchOfOz reviews
a missing scene at Shiz, before Dancing Through Life.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Glinda U. - Complete
Hopeless by Tiggy the Hopeless Romantic reviews
They lapsed into quiet again, a quiet even more annoying to Galinda than the previous one. "Elphie, I think I've finally figured something out about you," she mused, leaning forward onto her elbows, glad the silence was broken again. Oneshot.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Leaves by Lusito reviews
As Fiyero sets out to do the hardest thing he'll ever do, he looks back on the years he's spent with Elphaba - Fiyeraba
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
Better To Have Loved by Tiggy the Hopeless Romantic reviews
Seventeen year old Elphaba has a dream of a bloodied young man. What happens when she meets the living version of him. Can she save him or is he meant to die? Bookverse Fiyeraba. Very mild M. Complete 10.12.08
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,713 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Different by LostOzian reviews
COMPLETE. Did you ever wonder, if we didn't happen to be born here, if we were born somewhere else, that everything would have turned out... different? AU Musicalverse
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,086 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Beauty by Tiggy the Hopeless Romantic reviews
Everyone wants you to see the pretty outsides of things, the pictures on the surface, the carefully controlled facades we put on display for others to see. But what about the beauty and pain beneath the surface? Au. Complete 09.08.08
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,180 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
Affection by danderson reviews
Elphaba can't avoid the men in her life!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
A Perfectly Normal Day by Tiggy the Hopeless Romantic reviews
Who says Elphaba isn't the most popular girl on campus? Elphaba, that's who. Bookverse oneshot, multiple pairings.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Sparkly by Tiggy the Hopeless Romantic reviews
Elphaba and Galinda both become addicted to a certain book...
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Elphaba T. - Complete
If I Told You by Tiggy the Hopeless Romantic reviews
Destiny. It's inescapable, right? What if Universities were all closed to females? What happens when Yackle steps in, helping Elphaba get to Shiz anyway? And what in the world does her Arjiki Prince roommate have to do with things? AU. Complete 7.31.08
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,192 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Elphaba T., Yackle
You Can Do All I Couldn't Do by Tiggy the Hopeless Romantic reviews
A year after Dorothy visited, Oz is thriving. The Banns have been lifted, the Animals are prospering and Glinda is at the heart of it. But what happens when ghosts of the past are no longer ghosts? When the "ghosts" need saving? Complete 07.29.08
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,158 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Glinda U., Fiyero T. - Complete
Accidents of Fate by danderson reviews
Fiyero and Elphaba meet before Shiz. Musicalverse. Rated 'T' for language and content. My third complete multi-chap. THANKS FOR ALL THE REVIEWS, AND THANKS FOR READING!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,676 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Flawed Gem by HC0 reviews
Chronicling Elphaba's first day alone in that most beautiful capital of Oz. Such a lovely place is the Emerald City.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Elphaba T. - Complete
Scandalacious Princess by LostOzian reviews
Fiyero uses a rather desperate technique to make Elphaba fall in love with him. Fiyeraba, imaginary Gelphie, and now with Gloq! Yay! After the Lion Cub, but before Elphaba goes off to the city. BONUS CHAPTER!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,763 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Wedding Dress For Sale by Ergott reviews
At 15 she hadn't thought anything of it. At 17 she thought that it was just bad luck. At 20 she wondered if maybe it was her. At 22 she thought that she was cursed. At 24 Sarah Williams vanished. [Counterpoint now up.] JS.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Of Mutiny And Kisses by Roxanne J reviews
Will is forced into an act of piracy, and Elizabeth learns that her ideas aren’t always good ones. [Pre COBP] [First kiss!] [Willabeth fluff] [Oneshot]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
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The Messenger reviews
One year after he returns home, Zidane leaves for Amestris again, hoping to save it with only the soul of Kuja to help him... perhaps. If only he could remember that he's not alone. FMA/FFIX/DFF crossover.
Crossover - Final Fantasy IX & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,044 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Zidane T., Roy M.
The Red Crown Around Your Door reviews
I'm useless to this world." "No One's Useless." Zidane didn't know how right he was when he found himself in a strange world that he didn't understand. T for language and mentions of multiple genocides.
Crossover - Final Fantasy IX & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,912 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Zidane T., Riza H. - Complete