Author has written 4 stories for Doctor Who.
Name: Cara or Helga my German pseudonyn
Location: Sunny old England
Favourite ficdoms: Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Torchwood...
Music: Emilie Autumn, Tori Amos, Florence + the Machine, Evanescence, Hanna Pakarinen, HIM, Cradle of Filth, Within Temptation, Lacuna Coil, Nightwish, P!nk...and that song Ukraine did for Eurovision! DANZING!
Books: I read for most of the time I'm awake, I have a rather large bookcase and several unstable piles of books lying around my room, so I'll just make a short list:
Harry Potter ~ JK Rowling
Doctor Who ~ Various Authors
Artemis Fowl ~ Eoin Colfer
Torchwood ~ Various Authors
Twilight ~ Stephenie Meyer
Jaqueline Wilson Books
Celia Rees books
The Valley of Secrets ~ Charmain Hussey
Stephen King books, espescially "Carrie"
Wicked ~ Gregory Maguire
The Da Vinci Code/Digital Fortress ~ Dan Brown
A Series of Unfortunate Events ~ Lemony Snicket
The Spiderwick Chronicles ~ Tony DiTerlizzi and Holly Black
Michael Morpurgo books
Enid Blyton (They're good!)
The "Daisy Chain War" trilogy ~ Joan O'Neill
Chinese Cinderella ~ Adeline Yen Mah
Maximun Ride ~ James Patterson
Magyk (See where I got my PenName from?) and Flyte ~ Angie Sage
Ophelia ~ Lisa Klein
The Fire Within/Ice Fire/Fire Star ~ Chris d'Lacey
Uglies/Pretties/Special ~ Scott Westerfeld
Chronicles of Narnia ~ CS Lewis
TV: Doctor Who, Lost, Torchwood, Green Wing, Casualty, Heroes, Nicktoons, some documentaries
Films: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, War of the Worlds, Mean Girls, Spirited Away, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Sleepy Hollow, From Hell, Pirates of the Carrebean (sp?)
I play Euphonium and clarinet. I have two rats, Velma and Roxie. My room has that many eyes on the wall its unbelievable. I prefer to dress "alternatively" shall we say.
TOSH IS REALLY REALLY AWESOMERIFIC!!
Doctor Who 9/Rose, 10/Rose Jackie/Pete Mickey/Jake and in TIP Scooti/Ida XD
Harry Potter Sirius/Remus, Remus/Tonks, Harry/Hermione/Ron angst triangle XD
Torchwood Jack/Gwen, Tosh/Owen, Ianto/Jack, Tosh/Gwen, Tosh/Jack, Tosh/Ianto NOT GWEN/OWEN
PET HATES ON FANFICTION
MPREG~ It’s not possible people!
Capitalising~ Names of places and people start with capitals, sentences start with capital, acronyms are written in capitals.
Names~ You're the fans, spell their names right for God's sake!
Not using correct grammar~ Grar!
Not ending a sentence with a full stop~ It's the first thing you learn when you're taught to write. Remember it.
Flamers~ Very rude. Very rude indeed.
The words "I suck at summaries"~ If you can't write a summary how can you write a story?
The words "Please R&R"~ If they're gonna review they will. I know I used to do it. I've now realised it doesn't work. I apologise.
"CHAPTER 75364757 NOW UP!"~ They know how many chapters are up by looking, and if you absolutely HAVE to do that, at least change it when there's a new chapter up!
PET HATES IN GENERAL
Chavs~ They're rude, annoying and orange. What did I ever do to them? Iz it becuz I iz a goff?
Wemos/Chavmos~ The more annoying version of chavs. These slightly more intelligent, yet slightly less original versions of chavs dress up as "emos" and pretend to like Panic! At The Disco, so they don’t get called chavs. This is annoying because they are more difficult to recognise and have put rock to shame.
Coursework~ Those evil projects made to pass GCSEs. And they're abolishing maths coursework next year. glares at the government
GCSEs~ General Certificate of Secondary Education. Need I say more?
Fakes~ People who pretend to be who they're not. I refer you to "Everybody's Fool" by Evanescence and "Stupid Girls" by P!nk
People who sign on and off MSN all the time~ Once is enough, I get it, you're online!
Untidy Music~ I HATE it when I meet an unorganised music library! I can't stand it, how do you know where your songs are? Mine are all named, numbered, artisted, and albumed. And dated. XD I almost have a heart attack when I go to Louise's. She's the most unorganised music person ever.
People who say they like something I love, but so obviously don't~ I hate people who say "I love Evanescence" who have only heard "The Open Door", and people who say they love "Doctor Who" who called Mickey, Mikey! What the??
Us: Coccyx Helen, Coccyx"
"Immi: Lydia! The hoop is meant to be circular! CIR-CU-LAR! Draws circle shape with hands"
"Greg: On Broken It’s the non-Amy-Lee version, that means it doesn’t suck live!
"I am illusion, I am lightening, I am Holds up hand with eye on it...Blane!"
"Now watch, as I stand on this pole, on a block of frozen saliva, holding my breath!"
"In emotionless voice No, stop, you're getting me excited, look how excited I am."
Tamsin Greig: "Channel 4 schedulers, where are they? Do they all live in Australia?"
I hope you enjoy my fics, I also have a joint account with .Her.Freezing.Hell. (aka Louise), EnjoyTheSilence. MySpace me for sure! wwwdotmyspacedotcomforwardslashcryingwish666
Thankies, bai bai xxxxxxxxxx much luff