Author has written 23 stories for Redwall, Legend of Zelda, and Tale Spin.
IMPORTANT: EVERYONE GO AND SIGN THIS; http://www.fanfiction.net/topic/2872/6030605/1/ After the recent rash of obscene reviews, someone started a petition asking the mods for the ability to delete signed reviews. I feel this is an important issue here, and support it wholeheartedly. I'd appreciate it if everyone could take the time to at least read the petition, sign it if you agree, and preferably link to it in your own bios and such so we get as many signatures as possible. Thanks for taking notice.
Also, I would like to add a little to this. It has come to my attention that there are some who are against deleting signed reviews, saying that it could and/or will be abused. But I would like to point out that the only way how it could be abused is that constructive critisim be deleted by those who can't take it, and really, if that's the worst that can happen...
After all, when we can't delete signed reviews, we not only can get flames we can't delete, but we also can't get rid of horribly trashy spam or comments that have nothing to do with the fic and are just a bunch of pointless ramblings. Sure, we could wait for fanfiction to get rid of it, but it takes a needlessly long time and grants the spammer to think they can get away with it.
And if your constructive critisim gets deleted, that author would be easier to ignore than a troll. But anyway, why would constructive critisim get deleted anyway? I feel safe to say that probably most of us here on this site are serious about becoming better writers, and would welcome such critique. But if you yourself are certain that your type of critique would get deleted, then maybe its time for you to learn to be a little more tactful (telling a person their work sucks really doesn't count as constructive critism anyway). After all, you do catch more flies with honey.
Greetings, fellow mortals!
I decided to finally update my bio page, so here we go.
LittlePsychoWolf: “I eat Sues for breakfast. Or I would, but you can never get rid of that bitter, angsty aftertaste. Simply awful. Suethors, on the other hand... they have been flamed so many times that they often develop a rather nice barbeque flavor.”
Fics: I PROMISE I AM TRYING TO GET THEM ALL UPDATED AND FINISHED! PLEASE HAVE PATIENCE!
Also, I realize lately that quite a few people seem to like my "Redwall and the Haunted Mansion" fic the best, and have even tried to make fics of their own like it. First of all, thank you all for doing that most flattering thing, though I think its high time that I point out where I got *MY* inspiration: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1062651/1/Sunflash_The_Maces_Halloween_Sleepover Sadly, that fanfic has not been updated or finished for years. :(
Name: Kelaiah (kel-lay-uh), or "Kel" for short. (NOT "Kelly" or "Kel-Kel", mind you.)
Age: Twenty-two seasons.
Species: Ferret (I think ferrets are so awesome; hopefully in the future I'll have one for a pet, though that probably won't happen for a good long while).
Fur color: Brown.
Eye color: Brown.
Build: Tall and skinny.
Appearance in general: Ferret-Kel looks like Stumptooth from the Nelvana Redwall Cartoon - that little guy was so CUTE! Only Kelaiah doesn't have the stumpy teeth. You can see that my profile pic depicts his expression when he received his second kiss (not his first, his second).
The lovely LittlePsychoWolf drew a lovely picture of him:Isn't he just adorable?! I just wanna dunk him in some coffee :)
Here is another pic of him that I myself drew:
And some 'modified' screenshots of Stumptooth to make him Ferret-Kel:and
Personality: Generally a quiet and mild-mannered creature, but rather opinionated, and sometimes he can get quite angry at the smallest of things (such as the two Forbidden Names). He tries to be modest, though sometimes he can be a little arrogant (as Rector the mouse (property of warrior4) likes to point out so much). He's hard-working enough, but at times has a "lazy spell". He's a late-riser and just can't get himself to get to bed when its time to.
Appears in: He appears in numerous fics that I'm still too lazy to name right now.
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