Kelaiah
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Joined 07-13-06, id: 1090378, Profile Updated: 06-17-14
Author has written 22 stories for Redwall, and Legend of Zelda.

IMPORTANT: EVERYONE GO AND SIGN THIS; http://www.fanfiction.net/topic/2872/6030605/1/ After the recent rash of obscene reviews, someone started a petition asking the mods for the ability to delete signed reviews. I feel this is an important issue here, and support it wholeheartedly. I'd appreciate it if everyone could take the time to at least read the petition, sign it if you agree, and preferably link to it in your own bios and such so we get as many signatures as possible. Thanks for taking notice.

Also, I would like to add a little to this. It has come to my attention that there are some who are against deleting signed reviews, saying that it could and/or will be abused. But I would like to point out that the only way how it could be abused is that constructive critisim be deleted by those who can't take it, and really, if that's the worst that can happen...

After all, when we can't delete signed reviews, we not only can get flames we can't delete, but we also can't get rid of horribly trashy spam or comments that have nothing to do with the fic and are just a bunch of pointless ramblings. Sure, we could wait for fanfiction to get rid of it, but it takes a needlessly long time and grants the spammer to think they can get away with it.

And if your constructive critisim gets deleted, that author would be easier to ignore than a troll. But anyway, why would constructive critisim get deleted anyway? I feel safe to say that probably most of us here on this site are serious about becoming better writers, and would welcome such critique. But if you yourself are certain that your type of critique would get deleted, then maybe its time for you to learn to be a little more tactful (telling a person their work sucks really doesn't count as constructive critism anyway). After all, you do catch more flies with honey.


Greetings, fellow mortals!

I decided to finally update my bio page (again), so here we go.

Quotes:

LittlePsychoWolf: “I eat Sues for breakfast. Or I would, but you can never get rid of that bitter, angsty aftertaste. Simply awful. Suethors, on the other hand... they have been flamed so many times that they often develop a rather nice barbeque flavor.”

Fics: I acknowledge the fact that its been forever since I've updated any of my fanfics. I just can't seem to get myself started on them. However, they remain unforgotten, so hopefully I'll be able to get them going, and just as hopefully there will still be people willing to read them if and when that happens.

Also, I realize lately that quite a few people seem to like my "Redwall and the Haunted Mansion" fic the best, and have even tried to make fics of their own like it. First of all, thank you all for doing that most flattering thing, though I think its high time that I point out where I got *MY* inspiration: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1062651/1/Sunflash_The_Maces_Halloween_Sleepover Sadly, that fanfic has not been updated or finished for years. :(

Redwall Alter-Ego:

Name: Kelaiah (kel-lay-uh), or "Kel" for short. (NOT "Kelly" or "Kel-Kel", mind you.)

Age: Young. (Haha)

Gender: Male.

Species: Ferret (I still think ferrets are so awesome).

Fur color: Brown.

Eye color: Brown.

Build: Tall and slim.

Appearance in general: Ferret-Kel looks like Stumptooth from the Nelvana Redwall Cartoon - that little guy was so CUTE! Only Kelaiah doesn't have the stumpy teeth. You can see that my profile pic depicts his expression when he received his second kiss (not his first, his second).

The lovely LittlePsychoWolf drew a lovely picture of him: http://photobucket.com/image/kelaiah/LadyWolftheStrange/Drawings/kelaiah.jpg?o=2 Isn't he just adorable?! I just wanna dunk him in some coffee :)

Here is another pic of him that I myself drew: http://kelaiah.deviantart.com/art/Ferret-Kel-98479363

And some 'modified' screenshots of Stumptooth to make him Ferret-Kel: http://kelaiah.deviantart.com/gallery/?q=ferret#/d28whrk and http://kelaiah.deviantart.com/gallery/?q=ferret#/d2fck5e

Personality: Generally a quiet and mild-mannered creature, but rather opinionated, and sometimes he can get quite angry at the smallest of things (such as the two Forbidden Names). He tries to be modest, though sometimes he can be a little arrogant (as Rector the mouse (property of warrior4) likes to point out so much). He's hard-working enough, but at times has a "lazy spell". He's a late-riser (though when he has to get up, he'll get up) and just can't get himself to get to bed when its time to.

Appears in: He appears in numerous fics that I'm still too lazy to name right now.

YouTube Account: http://www.youtube.com/user/Kelaiah01

Deviantart Account: http://kelaiah.deviantart.com/

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Heirstitch by minkspit reviews
The Marlfoxes were dysfunctional since day one, but no one said they were a disorganized kind of dysfunctional. Foxes know how to plan, after all. Especially Marlfoxes. Series of shorts; pre-book and mid-book.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,805 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 4/8/2014
33 Day Guro Challenge by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Cheating as I'm not filling the prompts in order or within 33 days, but it's still fun. Tell me if there's anything or anyone specific you'd like to see! Be warned, this is going to get gruesome. Happy Halloween!
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 10/5/2014
White by MetallicTaste reviews
Sometimes the spring lifts the snow off a world different from the world that the snow fell on. This winter, spring seems so far away...
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/18/2014
Blue by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Ferahgo-focused filk - Birthday Massacre's "Blue".
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2014
The Last Champion: The Riddle of Arken, Book I by Varkanax40 reviews
The Twisting Flame Horde has come to Mossflower, and Redwall Abbey and the whole wood threatens to fall into the grasp of the ferret warlord Rivan Fireclaw. Two young Redwall squirrels must join together to solve the Riddle of Redwall's last champion- and find the lost sword of Martin the Warrior...
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,839 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 5/24/2012
Adventures of the Fanfiction Fellowship by Terreis reviews
Read and review, please! As their battle with fanfiction draws to a close, the Fanfiction Fellowship realizes they have to say goodbye to one another. And then they realize that maybe getting rid of fanfiction wasn't the BEST idea they ever had...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,032 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Arwen U., Eowyn, Elrohir, Glorfindel - Complete
Captured in the Dark by Ireland Ranger reviews
Incomplete and to be removed. The future of this story is unknown.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,233 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 5/16/2012
Redwall Alphabet by Sauron Gorthaur reviews
From Alder to Ziral, Asmodeus to Zwilt, poems about the characters of Mossflower Woods and beyond.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Complete
Redwall on Broadway by Much Ado About Nonny reviews
Nonny's first tv show! Also known as the author's last ditch effort to avoid the demon writer's block. Title is fairly self-explanatory, better summary in the introduction.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,842 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 11/5/2008
Official Fanfiction University of Redwall by Kit and Minty reviews
Cowritten by Laburnum Steelfang and kitsune106d. An authorised spinoff of the Fanfiction University of Middleearth, where fanbrats come to learn through pain.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,678 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 10/10/2006
In Sue's Clothing by Much Ado About Nonny reviews
Serious Sue-fic. When Sues take over Redwall, Snowflower & her friends must go to Salamandastron to save their home. But does Salamandastron hold the answer or does Redwall's salvation lie in the paws of a strange mouse who is more than he appears to be?
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,211 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 8/28/2008
Somewhat Damaged by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Tungro and Folgrim have a heart-to-heart discussion. Title from the Nine Inch Nails song. Warning for discussion of violence.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011
Farewell by Kit and Minty reviews
The OFUR and PPC tribute to the passing of Brian Jacques. 5th February 2011 - RIP.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
Tribute by Pit Viper of Doom reviews
Welcome home, Mr. Jacques.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Martin the Warrior
True Hero by ElouiseBates reviews
In honor of the beloved creator of Redwall himself, an idea as to what befalls true heroes after death.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Mariel, Saxtus - Complete
Flight Redwall Down by Tsaritza Larissa reviews
After their adventure in Disneyland, the Redwallers are stuck on a tropical island. How long can they stand being stuck together? And will they survive the randomness that the author has in store? Sequel to A Vacation Gone Horribly, Horribly wrong
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,689 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/5/2010
A Vacation Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong by Tsaritza Larissa reviews
When a bunch of random characters crash in a plane in Disneyland and begin to go on the rides, it's not long before bad things happen... Disney characters become violent, Chickenhound gets married to a crazy fangirl... among other random events.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,082 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Chickenhound/Slagar the Cruel, Martin the Warrior - Complete
Princess Diaries by CompanionWanderer reviews
The Chronicles of Prydain: Eilonwy's years on Mona, written from her own point of view. Mostly humorous teen angst, smattering of drama and romance. Introspective and rambling, more character than plot.
Lloyd Alexander - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 72,537 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 6/1/2005
SueSlayer Side Assignment 2: Fangs A Lot, Matey by Kelawolf the Deranged reviews
The most horrifying Sue ever to be encountered... one that, perhaps, even Arawolf Beechclaw cannot withstand? WARNING: attempted cannibalism, hideous romance and utter insanity. Viewer discretion is advised. Other than that, enjoy.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,348 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Complete
The Mossflower Mary Sue Showdown by Oreramar reviews
The Sues are back! This show brought to you by Kalyn the squirrel and Aelin the otter. This time: the cliches pile up and there's trouble underground. Last time: it's squirrel vs. squirrel times two , and there's plotting in the shadows.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,759 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008
Everyone's Favorite Talk Show by warrior4 reviews
Another Sue, another show. Kelaiah, Arawolf, Kayln, Rector, Kris, Aelin, Kit, and Minty all doing what they do best. All alter egos used with permission.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,287 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 3/2/2008
Next Door by Much Ado About Nonny reviews
Companion fic for The Return. Gift fic for Kelaiah. A love triangle between Mariel, Dandin, and Nona has each of the two ladies angsting about the other.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
Wicked: The Real Untold Story by Western Sky reviews
We were never truly shown the full, untold story of the witches of Oz. So, what exactly did happen after Dorothy arrived? This is a cross-over between "Wicked" and "The Wizard of Oz" with an all-new twist. Find out what really occured. Musicalverse.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,586 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009
Haiku of Redwall by angel0fmus1c reviews
Characters of the world of Redwall, summarized in the almighty haiku. Slight to major spoilers.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008
The Insanities by Pit Viper of Doom reviews
My rat alter ego tests her mettle with her own Redwall-based talk show. Have we learned nothing?
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,893 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008
A Sue by Any Other Name Would Still Smell by angel0fmus1c reviews
What's an author to do when a rough draft character takes control and becomes a Sue? Try, try again, and destroy all the evidence from the previous attempt. ONESHOT EDITED 11.02.09
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
Just Sue Me by Tuz Farkinca reviews
Russano the Wise never knew being a Badger Lord involved paperwork. When he discovers the main cause of it is those blasted Sues, he creates a new way to deal with them. But how does it involve someone called Homyl and a Badger Lord in a dress?
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Fall From Grace: From Sue to Sue Slayer by Pen of Anthromorph reviews
Parody...sort of. When a Sue and a Stu are shown the error of their ways, they are sucked into a plot to weed all of their freakish brothers and sisters out of Mossflower, with a little help from a Stu traitor...and several Sue and Stu rejects!
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,706 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008
The Trouble with SelfInserts by Oreramar reviews
Aelin is going on her first solo Sue-fighting mission against a self-insert-mousemaid...no problem, right? Think again. This is a different sort of Sue, and she’s throwing the events of ‘Mariel of Redwall’ into havoc. Can one lone otter stop this in time?
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,837 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Snake Slayer by Cuiasodo reviews
Hey, not all vermin are bad. Some become legends. Pg13 for some dismsmberment issues but not very intense. Please R&R
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,062 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 9/20/2004
SueSlayer Side Assignment 1: The Sky's The Limit by Kelawolf the Deranged reviews
Pulled jointly from the brains of LittlePsychoWolf and Kelaiah, it's the first in a small series of Sue-bashing missions. A beautiful, unexpected new recruit, the hapless Kelaiah, the jealous Ara being... Ara; disaster is imminent. Full disclaimer inside.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,002 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Surviving the Sues by storiewriter reviews
Redwall has fallen, Mossflower is being overrun, and the Mary Sues doing it are almost unstoppable. The only resistance left is the Secret SueSlayer Society of Salamandastron, and their strength dwindles with each passing season. How can they win this?
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,742 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
The Bonus Show by LittlePsychoWolf reviews
Also titled "Who Gave The Audience Pitchforks And Torches In The First Place?" Adapted from a thoroughly silly little script I wrote for Kelaiah, based on his "Blue Moon" talk-show fic, where canon characters deal with Sues. Nonsensical, yes, but amusing.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Arawolf Beechclaw, Sueslayer Extraordinaire by LittlePsychoWolf reviews
[PARODY] In which my brave marten alter ego embarks on a quest to save Mossflower from being conquered by the Sues. Reviews appreciated. Companion fic to Linwe Seregon Swifteye by my good pal Kelaiah.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,232 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 4/1/2007
STS Valentines Day Special by storiewriter reviews
Valentines day: THE day for Suethors across the world to update. When three Sues, too strong for Mossflower alone to handle, enter Redwall, five Fanfic Authors. Oneshot, written for Valentines day and brought to you by the authors of Surviving the Sues.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
To Annoy the Villians by storiewriter reviews
Pretty much a many number of ways to annoy, anger or cause great pain to eight certain villians. Not all that funny, for this is my first story under 'humor'. Complete.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Redwall Jokes by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Various favourite jokes of mine altered to fit the Redwall universe. Thoroughly silly, but fun.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 7/30/2003
Sometimes Sorry Isn't Enough by Traxer reviews
The story what happens when forbidden love is sought, evil is unlocked, and a bat comes to Redwall. A dark and twisted tale of odd content and strange narrative. Part Three: Abbot's Choice, started.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,305 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 11/2/2005
The True Face of Evil by Kita1 reviews
When Ganondorf escapes, it's up to Link to save Hyrule yet again... but can he do it with the world's most blatant Mary Sue hanging off his neck? MARY SUE BASHER! FINALLY UPDATED! Sorry this took so long. Life keeps getting in the way.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,198 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 8/17/2005
The Ashleg Chronicles by Clouded Horizon reviews
The ongoing tale of Ashleg, the pine marten. Of his fight for acceptance in Noonvale, the war with the terrifying horde of the Owlrider, and most of all Ashleg's journey to accepting himself. COMPLETE!
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,207 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Complete
The Shadowtide by LittlePsychoWolf reviews
A stoat is shanghaied into Salamandastron's secret army: a small group of reformed vermin who slip into attacking hordes and act as assassins and spies. Rated for some gory parts & character deaths.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,968 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
One Night In A Storm by LittlePsychoWolf reviews
A little oneshot for my friend Kelaiah... two of his Mary Sues meet up on a stormy night and trade their tales of angst. Full summary and disclaimer inside.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
Eight Words: The Story of Veil by TaheenKiller19 reviews
What if Veil had survived? This tale of a ferret's redemption takes place about 6 seasons after The Outcast of Redwall. Please R&R.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,172 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 12/8/2004
The Misadventures of Martin's Sword by Dirk O'Reilly reviews
Martin finally gets his comeuppance, sort of. Find out what happens when ORCC gets its paws on Martin and his FORCCs. A little humorous, hopefully. Rated T just to be safe.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,911 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007
Survivor: Redwall by Catty Engles reviews
Survivor has always gone to great lengths to bring you the most interesting bunch of people... but now we bring you the beasts. Help your favorite character win!
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,725 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 3/11/2004
Glorfindel's Story by portia delanuit reviews
just a short little piece about when happened behind the scenes of the film that never happened in the book.Explains a lot about the inconsistencies
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Arwen U., Glorfindel - Complete
Guardian Angel Romsca by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
When Romsca died in Pearls of Lutra, it looked like she had become a Reformed Vermin. Does that mean she goes to the Happy Place where only good woodlanders get to go? Well, yes, sort of...but before that, she has to become...a guardian angel first...
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,437 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Complete
The Light Behind the Darkness by MY5T3RY reviews
A young female fox wakes up at Redwall with no recollection of who she is or of her past. Memories, triggered by words and nightmares, full of blood and violence are the only clues she has to her identity. What terrible things has she done in her past?
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,815 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 2/11/2004
The One Bell to Rule Them All by Badrang3 reviews
Inside his firey mountain, the Dark Lord Joseph the Bellmaker forged his one bell to rule them all! Please R&R. Flames will be ignored.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/27/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,953 - Follows: 154 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Who Shall Take the Road? Revised Version by pmochizuki reviews
Revised Version 1 of WDTDT? Series: Ever wonder why it was not Glorfindel who brought Frodo to Rivendell on Asfaloth? Here's a 'humorous' reason of what 'might' have happened. Featuring Glorfindel, Erestor, Arwen and Elrond.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,280 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Arwen U., Glorfindel - Complete
Until by Lilliane reviews
AU. There's a ball at Redwall Abbey! Constance, Brother Alf, Tim, and Tess plot together, and the shy Matthias asks the humiliated Cornflower to dance...(oneshot with song "Until..." from Kate & Leopold)
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Complete
If a Rose Could Love by Stebbers reviews
The son of a searat warlord finds himself at Redwall Abbey. Their strick rules and untrusting ways makes him want to leave. The only thing that keeps him there is a young mousemaid...will he choose the life at Redwall? Or will he go back and become a s
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,251 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 8/8/2003
Redwall's Ring by Warriormaid 3000 reviews
An addition to Crossover. The Lotr baddies have teamed up with those from Redwall. Can the Redwallers join with the Lotr characters to save the world of Redwall. (Read CrossOver first)
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 11/2/2003
PPC: Mossflower Division by Bubonic Woodchuck reviews
(INCOMPLETE)(Updated 7-03-04) You have often heard of the horrifying creature called the Mary-Sue, and how not even the strongest beast in Mossflower may resist her wiles. We, the Protectors of the Plot Continuum, have made it our quest to destroy her...
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,029 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/3/2004 - Published: 3/16/2004
Making Fun of Galadriel by hyper squirrel reviews
More one-shot silliness from the greatest of the great, me.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Arwen U., Galadriel - Complete
Undecided Allegiance by Dormant reviews
My shot at a reformed vermin, but not a Sue! Naturi is taken into Redwall after her parents were executed for espionage. When Redwall is at the brink of war, where will her allegiance lie? Ch. 5 up. Revised Ch. 1
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,893 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004
CrossOver by Warriormaid 3000 reviews
What if the Redwall and LOTR characters met? Read Redwall's Ring if you want to see these characters in a redwall book!
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 9/26/2003
A Searat's Redemption by derangedvampiress reviews
Blaggut saves an amnesia-suffering searat from the sea and takes her to Redwall in hope to restore her memory and help her reform. But her past catches up with her and is planning to take over the Abbey! Chapter 11 up! R&R PLZ!
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,157 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/8/2003 - Published: 7/24/2003
Son of a Warlord by slashedwrists reviews
theres no Klitch fics out there damn! *sniffle* so I wrote one! ^_^ Klitch didn't drink the poison and heads back the the southlands to become a warlord r&r plz!
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2003
Father of Mine by Sable Beachwood reviews
My first fic/song fic! These are Veil Sixclaw's thoughts on his father, Swartt, in the rewritten song of "Father of Mine" by Everclear. Please enjoy! WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD!!!
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/10/2003
Sunflash The Mace's Halloween Sleepover by Yamiku reviews
The Gremlin officially has his name in not one, but TWO chapters! And some more stuff happens..... (Chapter 4 is up) HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,415 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2002 - Published: 11/11/2002
Redwall Torture and Tormentation by Clarenova reviews
What happens when you dump Redwall characters in a doorless room and torture them with my own liturature and food? *NOW A CROSSOVER with LotR!* 4 hundred times funnier now too! (At least thats what I think...) I Live Still!!
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2002 - Published: 12/12/2001
Swartt’s Rotten, Awful, No Good, Very Bad Day! by KatieSkarlette reviews
When Swartt Sixclaw is in a bad mood, it means trouble for everyone...especially Bluefen!
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/21/2001
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Cold and Dark reviews
A frail pine marten, a sinister wildcat, a haunted otter, a conniving fox... This is their story.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 99,334 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
Four Lost Flowers reviews
SEQUEL to Four Orphaned Flowers. A ferret searching for a mate. A squirrel searching for her mother. A hare searching for her destiny. And a mouse who is not searching, but running...
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,632 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010
Redwall Fanmail reviews
Redwall characters answer fanmail that the reviewers send to them. Next up: Gulo and Cregga! More details inside.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,218 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009
Redwall Dating Game reviews
A Gameshow where Redwall characters find dates with each other! PLEASE READ & REVIEW! CHP 4 UP!
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,241 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 1/18/2007
A Tale of Two Sons reviews
A Tale of Badger Lord Tairan Windblade, who adopted two sons: a hare whose parents were murdered by ferrets, and a ferret that was found on a corsair ship.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,147 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 1/19/2007
Kelly's Almost Christmas Special reviews
A throroughly silly fanfic set to a beloved holiday song.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Complete
Return reviews
What happens when Mariel, Dandin, and Bowly return to Redwall...?
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,989 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Mariel, Dandin the Sword Carrier
Redwall's Next Top Model reviews
Where 12 female canon characters compete to show that they are the role model for all Redwall female characters.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 48,561 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 8/18/2007
Vile reviews
A musical version of "Outcast of Redwall."
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Veil, Bryony - Complete
Popular reviews
EDITED Surprise gift for LittlePsychoWolf and Much Ado About Nonny. I've been wanting to do something like this for awhile! I hope they enjoy this. God bless!
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
Four Orphaned Flowers reviews
A ferret who is enchanted by the stage. A hare who wishes to join the Long Patrol. A squirrel who seems born to be a dancer. And a mouse, who raised them all, yearns for her uncle to return... and for the one she loves to notice her.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,696 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
Dotti's Operetta reviews
Dotti has written an operetta for herself and some other canon characters. However, she hasn't enough money for props and costumes, so she sends a post-dated check to the bank. Will problems ensue? YOU BET!
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,129 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
Kissing Sues reviews
The most dangerous, most vile, most evil of all Sues: Kissing-Sues....
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,844 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Martin's Greatest Challenge So Far reviews
Random mousemaids are always coming along to comfort Martin about Rose... but what if one of these Sues came along when Martin's already being comforted by another Sue?
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,854 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Martin the Warrior, Gonff the Mousethief - Complete
Search for a Rose reviews
Rose never died in battle... yet she is still gone... and Martin will do all it takes to get her back...
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Martin the Warrior, Laterose - Complete
Linwe Seregon Swifteye reviews
[PARODY] It was just another day at the abbey Song was the Abbess, Dann was the Champion, everything was going fine. Then the Marlfoxes mysteriously come back to life, and a beautiful squirrel with everchanging fur comes knocking at the Main Gates.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,409 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 3/16/2007
Miss Hyruleia and the Girl Next Door reviews
Zelda is the beautiful Princess of Hyrule; Malon is the beautiful horsemistress. Who will Link choose? Songfic to Saving Jane's 'Girl Next Door'.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Malon, Zelda - Complete
Blue Moon reviews
PARODY Swartt Sixclaw sits alone one night, wishing that his dead wife, Bluefen, were back in his arms. He gets a lot more than he bargained for... a Mary-Sue, a raging bespecticled ferret, a roaring audience, and a tazering badger.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,882 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Swartt Sixclaw, Veil - Complete
Redwall & the Haunted Mansion reviews
Veil & Klitch wrestle in a mud puddle! Slagar is voiced by Tim Curry! Triss & Kurda are friends! Sunflash has long blonde hair! Gelltor gets on a sugar high and goes Indiana Jones style! Badrang's hotter than Martin! AND NOW SONG HAS A MARYSUE TWINSISTER!
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,143 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
If Veil & Bryony Fell in Love reviews
What would it REALLY be like if Veil and Bryony fell in love? Well, here's how it could go...
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Veil, Bryony - Complete
Link and Zelda Twin Siblings? reviews
10 reasons that I have come up WHY Link and Zelda could be long lost twin siblings.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Vermin Redwaller reviews
A unique reason as to WHY a vermin would be living at Redwall. Please Read & Review, people!
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,419 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007
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