Raptorshogun
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Joined 09-08-01, id: 109058
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Redwall, Banjo-Kazooie, X-overs, and X-Men.
I changed my screenname, I don't know why, I just like this one. Here's some info.

Name:I'll never te-ell...

Age: See above.

Likes: Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Terminator, Calvin and Hobbes, Simpsons, and a [BLEEP]load of other stuff.

Hates: Barney, Pokemon, Britney Spears, NSYNC or any type of clone such as Backstreet Boys, freaky Harry Potter slash pairings such as Harry and Draco, and some other stuff.

By the way, I removed that Ironclaws piece of [BLEEP] because it wasn't getting reviewed anymore. Also, I fired my bunnies with chainsaws and now I have raptors in samurai armor with katanas.

Update Oct 17, 2003:

Hi. I'm back. I don't have a new story out yet, but just wait. I promise to make more. I removed yet another story, but soon it will be replaced. I'll make more fics soon.

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The End by I'mNotGivingMyNameToAMachine reviews
The undead apocalypse is witnessed and experienced firsthand through the eyes of seven teens. They must now struggle to survive in this horrific new world, while battling the increasingly likely possibility of no happy ending to their story, relying only on themselves and one another to survive and carry on.
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 32 - Words: 72,789 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Mumbo's Great Adventure by Master Tananh reviews
Grunty returns again! She uses B.O.B. to absorb everything! Only Mumbo can save them now! Fifth chapter is up. Grunty creates ten new super monsters and she tries to destroy the forest. Can Mumbo save the monkeys to get his fifth Jiggy?
Banjo-Kazooie - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,174 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2003 - Published: 8/1/2002
Fall by Jhomeboy reviews
Calvin, several decades old, reminesces on how he lost his best friend, Hobbes, during that fateful fall afternoon... the next best thing to reading a national bestseller!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2002
Then Fall Hobbes by Jhomeboy reviews
FINAL CHAPTER UP! Hobbes, having been replaced by the new tiger, seems to have won his place back in Calvin's life. What happens when Chic returns and with a vengence.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,501 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 9/19/2002 - Published: 8/20/2002
Alien by Jhomeboy reviews
A pardoy of the movie "Alien." Calvin, Hobbes, and Susie, intent on stargazing, make contact with a small creature that deposits an egg down Susie's throat. Killing Susie, the alien births and is loose. Calvin and Hobbes, with a daring plan, must stop the
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,101 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/2/2002 - Published: 7/13/2002
Harry Potter and the Kid and the Tiger by Calvin Potterson reviews
H/H Fifth year: Voldemort continues to gain power while making a strike that cripples the Ministry, and Harry learns a dreaded secret. Meanwhile, Trelawney's first prediction begins to come into play with the arrival of the honorable Calvin & Hobbes! Mo
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,526 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
Gundam W by Ash Skylark reviews
Wolverine finds out that th' ol' time hook still has some spunk....
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,626 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2001
Honey I Shrunk the Wolverine by WolvieGal reviews
this is a cooperative effort by myself, TygerTiger, Slyphia, Dazzler, Loki, Adam Safran, Admiral, snick, HuskPG, Agent 51 and others
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 12,894 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2001 - Published: 6/3/2001
The Wolverine Hunter by WolvieGal reviews
you've heard of the crocodile hunter? the nature show where steve irwin hunts and studies the lifestyles of dangerous animals, well what happens when jubilee tries to hunt wolverine the same way? courtesy of Netlady and the wolverine and jubilee storyboar
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2001
Spaceman Spiff and the Marraige of Doom! by Joe Cloudheart reviews
Basically a series of vignettes between Calvin and Susie as kids and adults. I tried to keep the style of the original comic's humor inherent.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,602 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/23/2001
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Meeting of the Wolverines reviews
Okay, here it is. Classic Wolvie, Movie Wolvie, and Ultimate Wolvie meet in a bar somewhere in Canada, and it results in an insane bar fight. Short.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2002
The crossover of ludicrous proportions reviews
Pokemon bashing, Barney bashing, Britney bashing, NSYNC bashing, Mary-Sue bashing. Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Calvin and Hobbes. Flames will be used to cook the flamer over a spit.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2002
Harry Potter meets Indiana Jones reviews
The first chapter is too boring, so don't read it. For the rest of the story, beware of extreme insanity. Flames, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 11/24/2001
The title is too long. reviews
Kazooie bashers beware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Banjo-Kazooie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 2/10/2002 - Published: 2/3/2002
The Song of the Feast that Never Was reviews
Okay, so the guys in the books don't have guns, but what else rhymes with trifle?
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2002