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Joined 07-14-06, id: 1090693, Profile Updated: 12-04-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

12.4.09. Well, that only took me forever to update.

Also, now you can follow me on Twitter, because I'm way too lazy for LJ: Krum_Cake.


"Cut me a slice of that Krum cake!"

Name: Leah

Age: 20 - OH MY GOD, I AM TOO OLD FOR THIS

About: I'm a silly, awkward little girl who kind of dislikes Twilight but loves the Quileute characters enough to write fanfiction about them. Before you ask, the main reason I dislike Twilight is because I can't stand Bella or Edward (don't kill me, please?). I have my reasons, but I don't want to go on ranting for pages, especially since that would probably insult some of you and I'm not out to do that. So my stories don't feature much Edward/Bella stuff, if that's all right. I definitely acknowledge the ship and I certainly don't bash it in my fics, I just don't prefer to write about it.

As a side note, you probably won't see me writing much about Sam/Leah. Why? Simply because my name is Leah and my brother's name is Sam. 'Nuff said.

I'm a busy college girl now, but I'll try to update as often as I can. I can't guarantee chapter postings that you could practically base your mental calendar around, but I promise not to leave you hanging around for months, wondering if my textbooks have eaten me alive or not. For those of you that actually give a crap (all 1.6 of you) I'm majoring in journalism and it's my dream to work at a magazine one day. I don't know which magazine yet, but I have some time to figure all that out. Knowing me, I'm just gonna end up living in a cardboard box in the middle of the street, playing my viola for money.

Current Avatar: Blue-footed boobys are adorable. They seriously have blue feet. And they dance.

Next Project: Must...finish...gift exchange fic...in time...

Poll: I'm just curious.

Twitter: Click the homepage link above and follow me! Or stalk me without officially "following" me. Whatever floats your boat. I'm sure you all care about my lame life. I have awkward moments daily and I can't wait to share them with the world.

Current Stories

Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth — Twilight, Post BD, canon-compliant, Seth/?, WIP

The Outlandish, Imponderable, and Altogether Unorthodox Courtship of Isabella Swan — Twilight, AU/AH, Edward/Bella, complete

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Shuffle, Ball, Change by Fiction101 reviews
"Of all the cars, in all the parking lots, in all the world, she had to crash into mine." Seth's life after Breaking Dawn started with a crash.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,526 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Seth, OC
What You See Is What You Are by rayychel infinity reviews
"Patience," he says. "We'll get to that. Right now, what I want is you, on all fours, in front of that mirror." Well. Okay, for that Blaine could acquiesce.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
PDA by Keinami reviews
Kurt's not comfortable with public displays of affection, but he's all hands in private. Blaine doesn't really get it, but he's trying.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,215 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
If Twilight Was a Bit More Honest by North American Scum reviews
This is a slight reworking of the first book of the "Twilight Saga" without all the purple prose, sickening Edward worship, and general bullcrap.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,271 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
But Inside I'm Screaming by epicinsanity101 reviews
Jessica Stanley must deal with keeping up appearances, her slutty mother, amazing/annoying friend/zombies, being chubby, having "pent up anger", and falling in like with someone she hates. MikexJess
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,419 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Jessica, Mike - Complete
Brightly Lit by zajaclina reviews
Desperate for money, but unwilling to resort to certain job opportunites, Rose faces her first stint as a nude model at the university. AH Written for “The Indies First Time Writer Challenge” One-Shot Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,281 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Me and You by Stealthmuffin reviews
A collection of crackships: “We can be everything, we can be nothing, we can be the stars and the moon and the sun and everyone can wish on us,” he touches my face. Alice & Jacob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,400 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008
Jessica Stanley and the Wedding That Happened by epicinsanity101 reviews
Jessica attends Bella and Edward's wedding with an open-mind and a cake lust that no man can quell. Well, maybe Mike can...if only she wasn't so mad at him. Told in nine parts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Jessica, Mike - Complete
I Didn't Fall In Love, It Hit Me Like A Moving Car by viva la wolfgirl x3 reviews
It's not your average imprint story, it's way better! When Seth imprints for a girl with baggage, how is he supposed to get through it with Leah MIA and the pack too busy with their imprints to help? Seth/OC. On haitus until I get over this writers block!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,290 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Seth
Friendly Fire by caffeineaddict13 reviews
A collection of unusual, non-canon drabbles. Includes: Jacob/Rosalie, Jasper/Leah, Emmett/Bella, and more.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
North by princesswingnut reviews
In which Embry Call does the following: falls in love, falls out of a moving car, blows off an essay, goes ice fishing, and finally, FINALLY finds out exactly who his real father is. All basically at the same time. EMBRY FIC. Compass Points series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 68,430 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Embry, Tanya - Complete
Attics to Eden by GildedButterfly reviews
An EmbryxOC fanfiction, because you can never really have enough Embry. Addie moves to Forks with her parents and four brothers, hating the small town just like Bella did. But her salvation comes from a different kind of mythical creature... DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,865 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Embry
Frozen by Zazzie reviews
“I couldn’t do it.” She knew she’d find him here today. He looks so broken for such a big boy... JacobBella
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Something Better by DreamFlight reviews
Annalise may be the daughter of the Pirate King, but she dreams of a very different life. A deal made with Calypso brings not only new adventures, but the return of a certain exCommodore, complicating matters of course. PostAWE, Spoilers, NorringtonOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,435 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 6/4/2007 - James N. - Complete
Breaking The Surface by Luinuial reviews
He was not afraid of Death, but was he resigned to it? PostAWE, James Norrington fights his way back to the land of the living where he gets another chance at life after he washed up onto the Spanish city of Palma de Mallorca. NorringtonOC. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,577 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007 - James N. - Complete
Worth It by CSIslave reviews
James Norrington is not who you would normally think of as an amazing character, but there is so much more to him that most people think. Norribeth, one shot
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
Adequate by pirateoftherings reviews
Adequate: adj: Sufficient to satisfy a requirement or meet a need. Reasonably sufficient. About average. Enough..........Norribeth, suggested Willabeth
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007 - James N., Elizabeth S.
A Rose By Any Other Name by spiceandnice reviews
A short but sweet DB Valentine's story. Please read and review! [AU]
Ugly Betty - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
The Greater Good by TheShoelessOne reviews
[Post DMC] Norrington confronts the pirate within while on a search for the only man who can help him destroy the heart of Davy Jones. Rating changed for combat, mostly. CHAPTER 13 UP!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,120 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 7/15/2006
Mr Gibbs Gossips by Miss Ruby Tuesday reviews
Gibbs gossips to Mr. Cotton about what he sees shipboard. K for a little sexual innuendo. Companion to Mr. Cotton Listens.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Complete
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Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
The Outlandish Courtship of Isabella Swan reviews
My Twilight Gift Exchange gift to septentrion. These are the jumbled witness testimonials never gathered, that, when pieced together in the right order, reveal one of the strangest courtships Forks, Washington has ever seen. AU/AH. Rating for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,464 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Complete