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Author has written 2 stories for Kingdom Hearts.

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wistful by the littlest dreamer reviews
Yassen's thoughts as he runs into Hunter's son. No longer a one-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Yassen G., Alex R./Cub
SAVING ROXAS FROM THE EVIL GIRLFRIEND! by LightTheWay333 reviews
What do you do when a Mary Sue threatens your favourite yaoi shipping? YOU BASH HER UP! A failed attempt at yaoi.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Sleeping With Giants by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Y/A Alex has a choice to make. Written as part of Live Journal's Spyfest community 2011. Slash. YG/AR. Mentions of death. Language. Spoilers.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Fleeting Touches by BrokenWarrior reviews
Alex/Yassen...Yassen comes to visit Alex after several months of being away. Two versions available one with LEMON and the other without . This is SLASH. Don't like, don't read.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Make It Last Forever by theunluckybreak reviews
The hard relationship and love between Yassen and Alex and how Alex keeps fighting it. SLASH.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,473 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
He Died Well by BlueNeutrino reviews
Yassen Gregorovich reflects on the death of one of his targets. Oneshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Yassen G. - Complete
Not John by Confused Pumpkin reviews
Three times, Yassen didn't kill Alex because of his father. It's hard to remember that blood is not everything. Alex is not John Rider. He is not his father, no matter how much Yassen wishes that were true. Set during Eagle Strike.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Yassen G., Alex R./Cub - Complete
Tattoos by Lady Logos reviews
A drabble where Alex ponders about things.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Pox by alexsonnn reviews
Tom's spending the weekend at the Rider house. But what happens when both he and Alex get the chicken pox? Set before Ian dies. Fun, cute little one-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R. - Complete
Already Dead Inside by Terminal Nostalgia reviews
My own interpretation of a scene rumored to take place in Scorpia Rising. Alex finds himself trapped in sinking sand, Scorpia agents with machines guns on every side and no hope of escaping. Yassen's not going to help him this time. Blood violance
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Ian, why don't i have a mum and dad? by bethaaydee reviews
Just a shot one-shot of little Alex asking Ian where his mum and dad are.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R. - Complete
Alone by Anne Phoenix reviews
He didn't stand a chance and never had stood a chance. Alex, Yassen, no slash, deathfic - . - This is a 2009 fic I realised I'd never posted to this site. Hope you enjoy.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Friends & Lovers by alexsonnn reviews
Tom knew just how to get under Alex's skin. Funny one-shot about Alex and Tom talking about Yassen Gregorovich's and John Rider's...close relationship. Let me know if the rating needs to be changed. Enjoy!:D
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Heart of the Puppet by Quill-and-Parchment reviews
Alex Rider, the lethal weapon, the genius spy, the sickly schoolboy, the target, the puppet. Alex Rider: the puppet with a heart. Spoilers up to Ark Angel.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Waiting Out A Storm by Fluteprince reviews
Axel and Roxas gets caught up in storm. Only one that Roxas can think of to pass the time! What could that be? Sorry I Suck at summaries! Yoai, Lemon, and Hot! Lol
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Windows to the Soul by vballmania23 reviews
A short oneshot about everyone's favorite Yassassin. sic "They say eyes are the windows to the soul. If so, the windows are pretty smudged and dirty."
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Yassen G. - Complete
Falsely Accused by Ki-chanForPresident reviews
Based off the yaoi dating sim game "Enzai: Falsely Accused" - Roxas is a prisoner in a terrible prison where the sadistic warden, Axel, just can't seem to get enough of the lost little blond boy. Non-con...sort of... Very short and PWP.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Dry by Sylvr reviews
Sibling to Alex's Alex. When all of Alex's masks are taken away, what is left? Slightly dark. Masks
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Splatter by nuclearXsquid reviews
Alex pulled himself away from the sight, the spatter of blood from the wall permanently imprinted in his mind. His vision was dotted like the pattern as he walked towards to door, resigning himself to sit outside – away from the corpse. Yassen/Alex Slash
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
In Ignorance We Suffer by Silver Queen reviews
Helen Rider. Maybe she knew. Maybe she didn’t. Written for the 2009 SpyFest
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Complete
Business Pressures by arcticjordan reviews
Roxas had always expected working in an office to be a show of endurance, he just didn't expect the work to be easy and instead his colleague to be the problem. Akuroku. Axel/Roxas. Complete.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,101 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
The Greater Good by Karai III reviews
Alex realized something was wrong,his heart started to pound fearfully-he blindly reached for the edge of the roof hoping to stop his fall.His hand did not find it....He rushed towards Yassen-ignoring the prospect of a bullet in the chest like Snake.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
A Simple Question by Emmy-loo reviews
Ian has but one question for his captor. Written for The Firm's June prompt challenges.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Coward by I-live-a-stolen-life reviews
Alex Rider is sorry.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Savoring by The 1 and Only Surkura reviews
Ever wonder why Roxas 'molests' his Sea-Salt Ice Cream? AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
The Storm Broken by Fraija reviews
Yassen experiences Stormbreaker. His past and his future finally catch up with his present. Gen.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
The Virtuous by Silarcta reviews
In a godforsaken world, what is needed to make the faithful open their eyes and see that sin doesn’t have to be so bad after all? VexenMarluxia AU Lemon and a great deal of nifty decorated crack.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 93,195 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Marluxia, Vexen
Best I Ever Had by Azurela reviews
Roxas was determined to leave the organization, and nothing was going to stop him. Not even a certain, very dominating and very possessive, red-headed lover leaning against one of the buildings to his right.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Balance by Foreverwolf reviews
POV. Yassen/Alex hinted. Life is simple when you boil it down. It's all about Balance, and what you're willing to sacrifice to keep it.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Punishment by Pychic Pixie Alice reviews
What happens when Roxas sexually teases Axel in public? What does Axel do? first time writing, flames are welcomed, but give reason, 'kay? Warning YAOI. akuroku one-shot *Lemon*
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
A Shot in the Dark by Tsurai Shi reviews
Yassen can’t just kill Ian Rider in cold blood. Not when he looks so much like John.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Alex's Alex by Sylvr reviews
I am Agent Alex. I am MI6's Alex. I am the Enemy's Alex. I am Jack's Alex, Tom's Alex, K-Unit's Alex, School's Alex...Half of what I've told you is a lie." A quick character study on Alex. Masks
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
An AkuRoku Christmas Carol by Nibzo reviews
Based off of Charles Dickens's classic "A Christmas Carol". Roxas is a bitter boy whose experiences have resulted in him hating Christmas. He has one chance to change when three ghosts come to visit. AkuRoku, T for swearing, death scenes, and some lime
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,287 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Crash Course by impossiblyimpossible reviews
In which Axel teaches Roxas the flirting basics. Everybody knows the best way to learn is by example, even if it makes the classes short.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Velvet, Candles, and Fishnet Oh My! by LollipopLove reviews
Roxas has a surprise for Axel when he finally comes home after leaving on a year long business trip. M for LEMON AkuRoku obviously . This is my contest entry for Mamotte Ageru's 'The Restaurant'
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Iced Tea and Manipulation by Yami B666 reviews
Marluxia, good-looking, charming, manipulative and unbelievably conceited, considers himself the 'king' of his university. But then he meets someone who not only is able to resist his charms, but always seems to be a step ahead of him. VexenMarluxia
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,434 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Vexen, Marluxia - Complete
Not Like Most Nights by writingnerd reviews
On a normal night, Alex does well alone. Tonight he needs so much more. SLASH YassenAlex Don't like, don't read. Disclaimer: I do not own Alex Rider characters.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
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Penalty Shot reviews
Roxas an all-star basketball player moves to the big city and brings his new school fame and opposition. What happens when rivalries between schools go to far, and will friendship with the rival school's vip leads to something greater? HITAUS/DISCONTINUE
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,609 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Roxas, Axel
Author's Rant reviews
My thoughts on the Kingdom Hearts fandom; criticism welcomed. Rated T for language. Do not flame my flamers
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
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