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Joined 07-14-06, id: 1090897, Profile Updated: 04-14-14
Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter.

Wow...mmm...ok...here we go...

My name is Missy -well, really it's Melissa but when someone calls me that I'm usually in disgrace!

I'm 41 (born 1965 so I don't have to update this each year-just do the math!)

Married to David since 1986. No kids, just a bad kitty named Loki and currently a Betta

named Fred-but you know how fish get, here one day,gone the next!

Born, raised, and still live in Louisville, KY.

Not currently working, attempting to get on disability. Am a life-long gimp and the one knee I got hates me with a passion!

For people who love Trelawney, I'm a Virgo.

Truly, Deeply, Madly in lust with Alan Rickman. (guess that was a DUH thing, considering my penname!)

Recently addicted to writing FanFic. Love to give Severus a rough way to go, simply because he needs it ! Really tho, he needs a woman who can stand up to him and happily rock his world and I'm just that kinda wench. I seem to be getting into the habit of using a OFC character named Morgana, a teacher and former Hufflepuff student at Hogwarts who replaced Sinistra to torment Sev. Also getting into the insane habit of writing drabbles! I'm blaming the codine pain pills, not to mention my sweet beta Aery is getting me into writing Snarry of all things! Sheesh!

I welcome all reviews. Flames will be ignored except for being used to keep me and the Loki-cat warm in the winter!

Missy

Well it has been many a full moon since the above was updated, so here we go:

It being 2014 (already?!?!) I will be 49 later this year and have been having mini-panic attacks about hitting the big 5-0 since I hit 48!

Still with hubby and bad kitty thankfully. Got the disability which is good as my health has continued its downward slide, although the hateful knee was replaced.

Still love the Potterverse, still ticked at J.K.R. over Severus and Fred and the insipid epilogue. Not to mention Siri from book 5! Haven't written squat in years. Pain meds and the Muse do not mix well, and I don't see a end to the meds anytime soon thanks to above mentioned decline in health. Somehow I prefer a sulking Muse to screaming pain. So silly of me, I know.

Still lusting for Alan, but I wouldn't tell Benedict Cumberbatch to get lost either. Or Messers Gary or Jason. That British accent...wow...

MISSY 4/14/14

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Legacy of Shadows : Symphony of Terror by jeuxsansfrontieres reviews
Collinwood in 1927. A new governess arrives, a lustful maid seeks revenge, and a force of evil is summoned to Collinwood.
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,128 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Complete
Too Little, Too Late by Curiosity's Principle reviews
A short drabble; the confessions of Willie Loomis, a man turned slave.
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5529 - Favs: 8,313 - Follows: 8,924 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Hermione's knickers by nasher91 reviews
Hermione does everything in her life according to a strict schedule. Including washing her knickers. Sirius decides to use Hermione's schedule against her in a spot of match making.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
My Lord Harry Potter by MuggleBeene reviews
Three years after the Battle of Hogwarts magical Britain is in a mess. This is the historical record of how Harry Potter became Lord-Baron Potter Black, amongst other titles. Multiple sources now present how Harry changed wizarding society forever with the help of trusted friends, a house elf and Gringotts. Non-canon compliant. Not a part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,880 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
I Dare You To Kiss Me by AnnabelleWright reviews
Late one night, Hermione finds Sirius drinking alone in Grimmauld place. She joins him, much to his surprise. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
A Marriage Full of Surprises by Lunabeegood reviews
Hermione Granger and Severus Snape find themselves married to each other to avoid becoming famous breeding stock under the new Marriage Law. Their marriage goes better than expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 62,163 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11294 - Favs: 8,400 - Follows: 6,397 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
It Happened One Night by Lunabeegood reviews
After being unknowingly kidnapped, Hermione finds herself in a precarious position and Snape, in a rare moment of understanding, decides to help her. The result is an interesting marriage and a mystery surrounding Hermione that intensifies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 59,207 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Toucha Toucha Touch Me by xOXLadyNightXOx reviews
Based off the original Rocky Horror song - Hermione simply cannot get it out of her head but what happens when Sirius hears it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Little Red Bookworm by xOXLadyNightXOx reviews
Hermione's Halloween costume is quite appealing to everyone's favourite werewolf but not so much as the witch who's wearing it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Hindsight by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post HBP Snape travels back in time to warn pre SSPS Snape about what is to come. No DH Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,690 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 2,195 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Counseling Session by ChristinaFay reviews
One shot. After spending her entire summer reading a muggle creation called the fanfictions, a certain know-it-all became delusional when returning to Hogwarts. It was soon determined that her condition required a counseling session with a specific Potions Master. How was he going to set her straight?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Two Halves of Hermione Granger by rileypotter17 reviews
Ron and Hermione have been together 6 years. But when he cheats on her, she is left apartmentless and lonely. Her only option is to move in with Sirius Black and Remus Lupin. What will happen when she starts to fall for them at the same time? They each bring out a different side of her-but then both sides start to collide. Hermione/Sirius, Hermione/Remus. *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 76,146 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
An Unwritten Future by Aurette reviews
Still struggling with the aftermath of the war, Hermione decides to leave everything behind to go find herself. She travels further than she could have ever imagined without going anywhere at all. Along the way, she discovers someone she mistakenly thought she'd known... AU, M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,575 - Reviews: 2873 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Silence by Loten reviews
Prize for the 1000th reviewer of Chasing the Sun; Hermione is annoyed to finally be given detention so close to finishing school, but it turns out to be just what she - and Snape - didn't know they needed. Post-DH AU. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,389 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Chasing The Sun by Loten reviews
AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 491,105 - Reviews: 7358 - Favs: 3,489 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Healing Together by Windblown.child reviews
After the war ends, Hermione must find some way to cope with the losses and the changes in the world. An unassuming werewolf tries to deny the direction his life is taking. Can they heal together? HG/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,116 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] - Complete
The Warning by Aurette reviews
Severus has an urgent message to get to his... readers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Complete
When All Else Fails by Rickmanlover24601 reviews
100 word series drabble 100 words per chapter. Over 100 chapters expected. Loose marriage law fic. Dumbledore comes up with only one solution for poor Hermione. SSHG. Will their marriage fulfil Ministry requirements? Why doesn't anything seem to go right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 180 - Words: 25,895 - Reviews: 2473 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Hermione Granger and the Crystal of Time by Aurette reviews
Hermione stumbles upon a conspiracy full of murder, mystery, mayhem, and unending betrayal. Will the man she turns to for help betray her heart? AU/M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 135,045 - Reviews: 2713 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Unquestionable Love by CRMediaGal reviews
Nineteen years have passed since the Second Wizarding War. Hermione's and Severus's world has drastically changed, but their lives are about to come crashing down again. Epic novel with angst, drama, mystery and, above all, love. First of a series, AU, Post-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 315,592 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Broud's Destiny by Stephanie625 reviews
While searching for a new cave, Broud's Clan is attacked by a band of Others, and several Clan members-including Brun and Oga-are killed. Bent on foolish revenge, Broud takes his best hunters to clash with the Others only to be saved by one of their women. Ties up loose ends from EC series while filling out the life of the man everyone loves to hate. Clan of the Cave Bear FanFic
Earth's Children - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,029 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Complete
Worth the Wait by Aurette reviews
Prof. Snape is having a bad day and decides to drink. Prof. Granger wanders after him, and he decides she needs to drink too. It's all uphill from there. Fluff. M for language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,189 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
No Hurry At All by robst reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 3680 - Favs: 6,320 - Follows: 3,500 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A New Beginning by Ms-Figg reviews
HGSS WARNING: DH SPOILER. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ BOOK SEVEN. A very interesting turn of events concerning a certain Potions Master. Rating will change if story is continued.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 200,778 - Reviews: 1694 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Post Tenebras, Lux by Loten reviews
"After Darkness, Light." A chance meeting ten years after the war may not be just a coincidence, and may prove to have very far-reaching consequences. A story of many things, but primarily of healing. SS/HG; rated M for later chapters. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 313,349 - Reviews: 3075 - Favs: 2,642 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Muggles and Magic by Aurette reviews
A witch struggles to conform in a society that restricts her. A wizard thinks he has nothing to offer anyone but his duty and, ultimately, his life. An SS/HG Regency Tale. As AU as you get. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 182,266 - Reviews: 3376 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Cambiare por el migliore by Hebinekojin reviews
Double potion SlytherinGryffindors. Harry is paired with Neville...Draco threw something into their cauldron, and as Neville add the next ingredient, Harry is drenched into a ruined Animagus Revelae Potion... With unexpected consequences... SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,651 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 2,039 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Lucius M.
The Occluded Soul by Aurette reviews
Severus Snape did what he thought he needed to do to get the job done and broke himself. Years later, Hermione Granger realizes that he had been counting on her to fix him. Dark, SS/HG. AU after HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,039 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Whom the Goddess Chooses by Aurette reviews
Madeleone's GiftFic for the SS/HG Bingo. Wherein Hermione learns about a type of magic not taught in school. SS/HG. Complete. M for reasons people. You know me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,326 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Caretaker by Aurette reviews
Ron saves Snape's life after the Battle of Hogwarts, invoking a new life debt, and something else... AU, EWE?, SS/HG, M for Language and Sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,137 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
When A Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm reviews
Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 416,508 - Reviews: 7223 - Favs: 4,007 - Follows: 1,634 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Snape Brings in the New Year with a Bang by Ms-Figg reviews
Repost. First of a 3 part series. Part 1 of 3 part Bang Series. A very randy Snape lures an unsuspecting Hermione to the dungeons on New Years Eve. OOC Hermione. AU, PWP, MF,Lemon,Oral Not long on plot by any means. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,452 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
It Happened One Hallow's Eve by Ms-Figg reviews
Honorable!Snape and Student!Hermione Severus Snape is sent to save Hermione from evil ghosts. Her innocence is a liability. But she doesn't want to be innocent. They must survive until sunrise. A relationship develops. AUAR, Graphic Lemon,MF
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 102,297 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FOUR MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 10683 - Favs: 6,122 - Follows: 2,303 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Someone To Run To by aadarshinah reviews
To keep Sirius from dying, Harry will do anything, even if she doesn't know she's doing it. NON-OoC Girl!Harry/SS, cannon thru GoF, with a dash of sarcasm, spring cleaning, and mature themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 277,486 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
An Unlikely Savior Edit by Ms-Figg reviews
Snape saves Hermione from deatg during the final battle and claims a Life Debt. Nineteen years later, Hermione finds out that's not all he's claimed. You see, he has a daughter . . . Violence, Lemons, Angst WARNING: NOT A ROMANTIC PAIRING!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 69 - Words: 175,323 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Safe Harbor by Aurette reviews
#3 of the 'Safe' series sees our beloved characters in the midst of the Final Battle. Will they both survive? Will they tell each other how they feel? Will Severus Drop Trou? We finally earn our 'M' rating! Many Canon facts were killed. sry. not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Can Be a Battle or a War by Ms-Figg reviews
Order soldiers Hermione Granger and Severus Snape can't get along. Tonks and Kingsley suggest they need to shag. What? Are they crazy? Severus is just insufferable and Hermione an aggravating little chit. They're mad...both of them. Or are they? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,184 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Emerald Eyes by JadeSullivan reviews
After Harry is caught exploding a cauldron in 2nd year Potions, Snape insists he keep a firm hand on the boy he must secretly protect. However, Snape discovers that there is more to the twelve yr old than unruliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,843 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sentimental Education by Demented Amanuensis reviews
HGSSLM threesome! Ten years after the war, Ron dies playing Quidditch. Hermione, a high-ranking Law Enforcer, investigates her husband's death, helped by Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy. Professional cooperation leads to emotional entanglement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,159 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Muggle Games by pelespen reviews
Smutty/fluffy little one-shot. Sirius and Hermione play Scrabble. Written for Thanfic challenge at lj community hermionesirius. All characters and canon origins are the property of JK Rowling. I just like playing with them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,188 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Tension and The Spark by Molvanian Queen-In-Exile reviews
Severus thought that having to teach sexual education was bad enough, but, when the class number is found to be uneven, he finds himself in an even worse predicament: paired with Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 97,066 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hidden Truths by Kiristeen reviews
The death of Hermione's parents brings chaos into her life as she stumbles across the truth about her mother's forgotten past, and of her birth father, bringing chaos to her life, as well as that of the Malfoys and Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,096 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Inside the Blackest Heart by Ms-Figg reviews
Dark Snape embraces being a Death Eater despite the Order and Albus isn't who he seems to be. Snape warns a persistant Hermione off in no uncertain terms. Both end up guests of the Dark Lord. Alternative Universe, Dark Fic, OOC Albus evil, NC, S&M, MF, MM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 127,925 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Living Secret by Ms-Figg reviews
Albus Dumbledore is dead. Murderer Severus Snape holds the secret to Harry's success. By reading Hermione Granger's journals, Snape discovers a delicious secret of his own. Adventure, Mystery & Lemons ahead. HBP Compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 121,346 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Triumph Out of the Bitter Taste of Ashes by Kiristeen reviews
53 up. HG/SS,RW/DM Hermione is taken by deatheaters the first day of 7th year, setting in motion a series of events that changes everything. More in prologue. R for violence and adult sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 145,006 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
When Good Wizards Go Bad by Ms-Figg reviews
HGSS A dark alternate ending to DH where Voldemort wins. An on the run Hermione is captured and Snape wants her dressed in red. Could she be the key to Voldemort's downfall? .MF, dark lemons, adventure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,600 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mysterious Metamorphosis by Aeryun reviews
Yr 7, SS HBP compliant Severitus. Why is Harry's appearance changing? Is he being affected by destroying the Horcruxes in the same manner that Voldemort was while he was creating them? And just why is Snape acting so weird? Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 149,881 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Murder at Godric's Hollow by Ms-Figg reviews
What happened the night James and Lily Potter were murdered at Godric's Hollow? Had Voldemort acted alone, or did he have an accomplice. An alternate scenario of what might have occurred that night. Alternate Universe, character death, angst. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Voldemort, Severus S. - Complete
Looking for Magic by Hypnobarb reviews
Severus Snape and Hermione Granger deal with traumas past and present and find they have more in common than they realize as they prepare for the ultimate confrontation with Voldemort. SSHG pairing. Not HBP compliant. This is a novel length story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 115 - Words: 787,756 - Reviews: 5871 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Pride and Competition by alisonlynn reviews
Remus and Severus. Two Words. Strip. Chess. Warning: Slash, semi-graphic ewness. RLSS. A/N- There's a revised version, too, and it's much improved. Please read that instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by Ms-Figg reviews
A fluffy little G rated Christmas one-shot featuring Severus Snape and Hermione Granger. Written for the holiday.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,868 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Merry XXXmas, Professor Snape by Ms-Figg reviews
Oneshot. Father Christmas is challenged to provide a meaningful gift for Professor Snape. 18yearold Hermione has her own gift request for Father Christmas. AU, OOC Snape, OOC Hermione PWP, MF, Lemon, Oral, Spank COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,596 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
At the Altar by Ms-Figg reviews
One shot. Hermione and Ron are just about to tie the knot. The wedding is interrupted . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Painful Guardianship by dinasamirs reviews
Summary:AU Finally Snape and Harry get to the “bottom” of things. A Snape adopts Harry Fic. The story starts by the end of POA and takes over from there. Contains spoilers to GOF and Ootp. The story involves spanking of childrenteens. If you are not c
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,356 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Broken by PotionPolice reviews
No one cared to see what was happening right before their eyes. Severus Snape finds himself in the hospital wing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Severus S., Poppy P. - Complete
Innocent Kiss by Empress Shiloh reviews
Hermione has never been kissed and Sirius just has to tease her about it. It's innocent, it'll never go father than that. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Dark Depths of Desire by Celtic Words reviews
Remus finds Hermione at a gathering of werewolves and is forced to take drastic measures to save her. How does her life change forever after this encounter? And how does Severus become involved? AU, HG/RL/SS, Warnings: Questionable Consent & Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,861 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Dudley's Discovery by Ms-Figg reviews
Wanting to know what happened to his cousin Harry, Dudley Dursley sets out to find him, and in the process discovers something startling about himself. AU/AR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,344 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Dudley D.
Sirius Consequences by Daniella Fromage reviews
Marauders. What exactly was Sirius thinking when he sent Snape to the Shrieking Shack? And was he ever punished? WARNING: Contains corporal punishment, i.e. caning, of a teenager. So I reckon he was.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,422 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Encounter with a Snake by hestiaA1 reviews
Very AU! For those who asked for more stories in the same universe as "Encounter with a Squid", this one is set a year earlier. How do Severus et al deal with Harry's emerging powers? Very mild CP; lots of manipulation of poor Severus by naughty Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,624 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Of Quidditch Pants and Persuasion by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Challenge by Ms-Figg reviews
Fed up with Snape so obviously putting the moves on Hermione, an irate Ron issues a challenge that the dark wizard just can't refuse. One-shot. Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
Forgetting Ron by Ms-Figg reviews
Hermione discovers her husband Ron has not only cheated on her, but gotten another witch pregnant. He moves out and Hermione tries to deal with it as best she can . . . Snape helps ; Angst, M/F, PWP, WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Encounter with a Dark Lord by hestiaA1 reviews
Very AU, set in the same universe as my other 2 "Encounter with..." stories. This is the promised prequel, explaining how Nana & the Uncles came to care for Harry. Be warned: more sad, less funny, since it deals with the aftermath of the Potters' deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Finding a Home by hestiaA1 reviews
AU-Sequel to "Finding a Family", "Losing a Book", "Adding One More", "Sharing a Family", and "Saving a Friend". This is the last one! Deals with where Harry will spend the summer. Mostly Harry/Snape with some Draco. Mention of corporal punishment
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,986 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Losing a Book by hestiaA1 reviews
AU! Sequel to "Finding a Family" - I advise you to read that first. This story picks up immediately afterwards and is in response to those readers who requested more of Hermione and the addition of Draco. Note: references to corporal punishment and abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,791 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Encounter with a Squid by hestiaA1 reviews
Very AU! Harry as a 6 year old, Snape with a gooey center! Harry is caught foolishly trying to explore Hogwarts' lake, and Snape must bring himself to discipline the boy. Contains very mild corporal punishment. 1 prequel, 1 sequel now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Finding a Family by hestiaA1 reviews
AU - What if Severus had been able to overcome Harry's resemblance to James? What if Harry weren't the only Griffyndor with Slytherin traits? ...Snape ends up mentoring the Golden Trio. Contains corporal punishment, not abuse. Several sequels now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,718 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Dancing with Wolves by Laume reviews
Written as a present to Rosaleen. Yet another kidfic. An attempt to reconcile Remus and Severus goes awry, and leaves Dumbledore and Harry with two small charges.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,855 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
The Course of Love, In Letters by cackles the witch reviews
The letter begins, simply enough, with a name... Sirius." Three letters mark the course of love and the passage of time for two lovers. RLSB with a side of RLNT tossed in for canon's sake. Angsty one-shot written from three POVs. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,020 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Frustrated by imslytherinatheart reviews
Hermione is sexually frustrated and takes it out on Snape, revealing a secret about herself. He black mails himself into her secret world, where more surprises happen along the way. Hg/SS. rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,931 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Spellcaster by SGCbearcub reviews
Hermione Granger was a witch. By the time she was done, the whole damned pureblood world was going to know it. HG/SS. Spoiler HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 150,332 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Stars Not of Silver, But Tin by Tsurai Shi reviews
AU Chapter 34 of DH. Instead of calling up his family, Harry uses the Resurrection Stone to thank the man to whom he owes so much: Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Living Legacy by sshg316 reviews
An ancient spell, sealed with a kiss, leads to consequences both expected and unexpected. When truths are revealed, lives will be irrevocably changed, and two people will learn that a legacy is more than something left behind. SS/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,154 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Gus Am Bris an La: Until the Day Breaks by fhestia reviews
Following the final battle, a forgotten hero is honored.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13614 - Favs: 7,964 - Follows: 6,606 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Botched Potion by Ange de Socrates reviews
Severus' mistake turns out to be the best thing he ever did for himself. M for a good reason. REVISED FOR READABILITY 3/17/08
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Red's the New Black by frodogenic reviews
Severus Snape hates the middle of April with a passion. Maybe if Harry had known why, he wouldn't have volunteered to test Fred and George's new appearance-altering product... Short story, GOF. Hopefully fits with canon, but details may be off. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,284 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unexpected by PadyandMoony reviews
I wasn’t supposed to survive but I did and I opened my eyes to the last person on earth I wanted to see. And when I did he asked me if I wouldn’t survive for my son. And I never expected what came afterwards. Sevitus. DHSPOILER
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,453 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Where Your Treasure Is by zeegrindylows reviews
SS/HG. Post-Deathly Hallows. Severus Snape survives, only to find himself entangled in an enchantment he never expected. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 376,449 - Reviews: 5026 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Twice Bitten by Ms-Figg reviews
Something dormant inside the dying Potions master awakens and turns him into a creature of the night. Is it possible to regain mortality? Particularly without killing his minions Harry and Ron? Hermione figures in heavily of course. Humor, Lemons, More.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,548 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Night Before Christmas At Hogwarts by Ms-Figg reviews
A Naughty Lemony XXXmas Poem Parody by MsFigg COMPLETE, MF, PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Lesson by Ms-Figg reviews
Four 100 word drabbles concerning Bastard!Snape and Vengeful!Hermione. Originally it was just three drabbles, but readers wanted a 'happy' ending . . . as usual. I thought, What the hell. It's Christmas. Hope you like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
years and six months by jenny jar reviews
Life goes on... SSHP, Not DH compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,761 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Back to the Past, Away from the Present by Lady of Elysion reviews
Hermione is sent back in time when Malfoy discovers her time turner. HGSS First proper story so R&R! Sequel up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,244 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Severus Snape and the Power of Legilimency by sarahyyy reviews
“Professor Snape is really sexy you know?” “So you will marry me?” “NO! No, there isn’t anyone else.” A oneshot humour [mostly] fic. DMHG, slight PPHP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Gender confusion by Citrus Akume reviews
[not a gender switch] or cross dressing fic! Snape finds Harry looks much different after the summer break... He investigates.. Kind of stupid, but well written... Snarry, SnapexHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Firewhiskey Incident by Lady Bracknell reviews
In a lot of ways, it was Joni Mitchell's fault. In some ways, it was Sirius'. The Firewhiskey had a bit to do with it, Remus admitted, but when it came down to it, really, he had no one to blame but himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,984 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Durc by PeterLion reviews
This is the story of Durc of Broud's Clan Of the Cave Bear, from the time of his mother's departure to his reaching adulthood.
Earth's Children - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 161,247 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Venom by Nankinmai reviews
He shouldn't have asked. He shouldn't have been curious. But who wouldn't want to know why the Potter brat was still alive after a deadly snake bite.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Two Lockets by Acid and Sinick reviews
Harry, Snape, and the grim old house that keeps its secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,185 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Prince Redeemed by bumblebee88888 reviews
Voldemort has allowed Snape to find Harry and bring him back to the Shrieking Shack unharmed. But how will Snape find Harry and what will happen when they meet face to face? Will Harry get his revenge? Will he believe Snape's story? Read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Ring by Ms-Figg reviews
Snape saves Hermione's life by giving her his ring. He also gives her something else unexpected. When Severus is presumed dead, Hermione fulfills his last wish. Alternate Universe, New History, Action, Adventure, Supernatural, OC Incest, MF, Lemons
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 70,053 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 68 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Portrait by dorian dark reviews
[ONESHOT] Life as a portrait is a mixed blessing, but Severus Snape finds plenty to snipe about as the years roll by. With dashes of SSLE, naturally.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Maid in the Devil's Manor by Ms-Figg reviews
Rich!Snape and Adult!Hermione. 24yearold Hermione Granger is involved in private research to find a defense against the Killing Curse. After eight years, she runs into Professor Snape, who makes her an offer difficult to refuse. AU, MF, Lemons,MM Rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 108,322 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Silvanimus by Star Polaris reviews
AU. Long before Harry goes to Hogwarts he makes a decision that will change his whole existence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,179 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 259 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Song for Severus by Ms-Figg reviews
SSHg A haunting tune reminds Hermione of her difficulties with absent lover, Severus Snape. Bellatrix LeStrange has hatched a dastardly plot that threatens the wizarding world. SSHG, DMOFC, RLOFC Lemons, Anal, Violence, Adventure
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 234,708 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Disaster: See also, Remus J Lupin, lovelife of by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus claims that his lovelife has always been a disaster. He’s had vases thrown at him, made girls cry in public and done very reckless things in broom cupboards. Mostly Marauders, RLNT eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,510 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Portraits and Pictures Past and Present by BatmansBabe reviews
Harry talks to Snape about a set of pictures that have been lying in his Aunt Petunia's attic for thirty years. SSLE Post DH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
It All Had Gone Wrong by digitaljungle80 reviews
AU. What did Snape think would happen if Voldemort spared the life of the mother in exchange for the son like he first asked? DH, p. 677. Dark oneshot, adult situation, character deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The List by Ms-Figg reviews
An angry Hermione makes a list of Snape's attributes. Snape discovers it, and assigns her detention so she can explain it to him. Particularly the last entry. Draco has his own dark designs for Hermione. MF, Lemons, Oral,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 37,915 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Blame it on the Moonshine by Aeryun reviews
An outdoor potions class leads to high tension booze and even higher tensions! Crack!Fic OOC Severus Snape, non canon compliant. Plz Read & Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Book Burner by True Queen Of Chaos reviews
Snape would never, ever admit to anyone that at that moment he was slightly, slightly being the key word there, terrified of the homicidal look that passed through her eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
More Than a Dream by Olethros reviews
Sometimes a minor mistake, a slight error in judgment, is all it takes to save a life. Deathly Hallows spoilers. Warnings: non consensual rending of clothing and snarky disrespect for the nearly dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,887 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Disharmony in the Dungeons by Ms-Figg reviews
WARNING: VERY DARK DISTURBING FIC! Written for Marriage Law Challenge. Severus has to marry Hermione. Severus' lovers arent happy. Neither is Voldemort. AU, lemons,violence, mutilation, sexual brutality, MM rape. Character death. Oral, Anal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 110,728 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Snape's Absolution by TheMusicalPoet reviews
POSTHallows, an encounter between Severus Snape and Lily Potter in the afterlife. SPOILERS. Please R&R!.....To this day, if I could give anyone anything, I would give you love......
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
After All This Time, Always by Sindie reviews
Deathly Hallows spoilers! Harry and Hermione retrieve a certain someone's body from the Shrieking Shack, thinking about the after effects of the loss of war and the sacrifices made by one man in particular.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Five Moments of Doubt by bagheera reviews
Snape, Neville, Luna, Ginny and Professor McGonagall during Deathly Hallows. Spoilers for book seven.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,173 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Becoming Familiar with a Man of Misery by Ms-Figg reviews
A reluctant Severus Snape is ardently pursued by Hermione. A few tantrums, hexes, nasty spells and wellplaced knees later an understanding is reached...sort of: RemusOFC too. Yummy. Alternate Universe, Humor, Lemons, Oral, Anal, More.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 253,686 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Woes of a Potions Master by Ms-Figg reviews
Admiring students make Severus’ life miserable. Albus ignores the problem, and his wife, Hermione, leaves him. But he’s the Potions Master. Getting people back is his specialty AU, Humor, MF, Lemons, Light BDSM, Oral COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,230 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
You Promised It Would Be Forever by Ms-Figg reviews
Severus and Hermione divorce after a tragic miscarriage. A year later, Voldemort wonders if the Potions master still cares for his exwife, who just happens to be Voldemort's prisoner. Foul play? SSHG, and a special someone for Ginny Weasley as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 127,351 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Daddy Dearest by Ms-Figg reviews
Severus Snape is not ready to be a father, and when a onenight stand with 20 year old Hermione Granger results in pregnancy, he refuses to take care of or acknowledge the child. Eleven years later Mathias Granger enters Slytherin house. The fun starts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 310,224 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Just a Naughty Little Ficlet by Ms-Figg reviews
A very steamy scenario featuring a rather cruel, roughriding Severus and masochistic Hermione. It begins with a kidnapping. If you like Dark!Selfish!Dominating!Sexual Severus, and not much plot, take a look.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,057 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
By the Boulders in the Moonlight by Ms-Figg reviews
7th year Hermione Granger sulks near the lake one night, bemoaning her unrequited feelings for one snarky Potions Master and the way her studies are being affected. She is joined by the object of her desire and a steamy tryst ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,451 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hold me to my Honor by Eriks leadinglady reviews
Severus Snape has honor. Even for those he hates the most.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,520 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
We Woke Up Married by CrazyGirl47 reviews
DracoHermione challenge response. AU sixth and seventh year. Exactly what the title says, but I'm putting as many new spins on the old cliche as possible. Primarily humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,256 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Greatest Gift by Catstaff reviews
A postSOS work continuing the lives of many of the series' minor characters as they meet and eventually form a whole new people. Rated M for safety, some violence and mature themes.
Earth's Children - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 148,738 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Complete
The Law of Universal Gravitation by Demented Amanuensis reviews
A few years after Voldemort has fallen, Severus and Hermione are a happily married couple. Or are they?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,574 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Lost Control by autumn145 reviews
One Shot RLHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Harry Potter Characters, Your Very Own Manual by Ze Ultimate Fanfic Writer reviews
You are now the proud owner of your very own Harry Potter Character! Please read instructions carefully before opening.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/21/2007
Ash by BrokenPoet12 reviews
The oldest house in Spinner's End was burning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Time and Place to Grow by VictorianChik reviews
After mistakenly flooing himself to Snape's home the summer after Sirius' death, Harry realizes that his potions master can take matters into his own hands, literally. Warning: This story does involve the spanking of teenagers. If you have a problem with
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 138,566 - Reviews: 2207 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Accountable by Dyce reviews
The war is over. Hermione Granger's life, while safer, is no less complicated. Victory has had unintended consequences which affect not only Hermione, but all those around her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,408 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 2,049 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Potions Assignment by breannatala reviews
ONESHOT. Written for an Under 500 contest at Third Floor Corridor. Harry needs Potions homework help. It takes place near the beginning of Harry’s first year, sometime before Halloween. This could be a logical excuse why Harry doesn’t try at potions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
If I Were a Superhero, I would be by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Hermione goes on a one week exchange. Back at Hogwarts, wacky hijinks ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 105 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
SAY WHAT! by MerlinHelpMe reviews
Marriage LAw, Adoption Law, and Severitus all tied into one. This is just a funny little thing that I couldn't get rid of. ONE SHOT. Hope you enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Beware of Foolish Wandwaving by Laume reviews
AU, Kidfic. Severus learns two things: Do not foolishly wave your wand at your school enemies. Do not step between school enemies waving their wands. You never know what might happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,327 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tea and Sympathy by Jocemum reviews
HPB Spoiler Warning! Hermione is helping remove traces of the Order from the compromised Headquarters when the traitor returns. At long last: COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,583 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Seeing what I see by FairlightMuse reviews
a wedding night as viewed by a voyeuristic painting. Marriage law inspired.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Sunburnt pups are Fussy pups by Floss reviews
Sirius has sunburn and is annoying Remus. Implied fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Remedial Potions by Demented Insane Spirit reviews
SSHG Hermione has never been caught before, so she never expected that muttering instructions to Neville could get her in deep trouble with Professor Snape and end up with Remedial Potions at night.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah by MamaWeasley reviews
All eligible witches and wizards are required to adopt a child. Forced to make hasty decisions, several people choose children who will change their outlook on life forever. Response to the Adoption Act Challenge on WIKTT. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,496 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Closing the Door by sarini reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel to 'Finding the Key'. I think Black is still alive. Severus thought he might forever regret those words. The wizarding world is in trouble again, only now Harry can't save them. SLASH HPCW SS?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 186,458 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/26/2006 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Little Homework by Ruskbyte reviews
It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 125 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
Attack of the Marshmallow Bunnies and Peeps by Dizzy Wiz Bang reviews
[Complete] An Easter story with Marshmallow Bunnies, Peeps, and Chocolate Bunnies. A short, painfully sweet and plotless story in the MWPP generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Day of the Spoons by BajaB reviews
Will Harry have the courage to ask Hermione what is going on before Ron hurts himself trying to hold in the laughter? Short oneshot comedy set in the middle of OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Goodnight, Nymphadora by Sparklystuff reviews
A crucial evening in the recent life of Nymphadora Tonks, in which Tonks embarrasses herself, Remus is polite, and Sirius is drunk. Or at least, that's how she tells it. T for strong language & adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/11/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Purgatory by Mother of Tears reviews
After the war, the surviving Deatheaters need to be punished. The Ministry feels Severus Snape does not deserve the death penalty, but they really don't know what to do with him. Wizards from America have an excellent idea! Post HBP oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Finding the Key by sarini reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel to Unlocking Harry Potter. No HBP. Severus Snape is no longer a spy and has officially acknowledged Harry Potter as his son. Just when it looks like things are getting better for Harry... SLASH HPCW .. !WINNER 2006 GOLDEN QUILL AWARD!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 187,397 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unlocking Harry Potter by sarini reviews
COMPLETE! PostOoTP, PreHBP. Severus has been having dreams, dreams so real they feel like memories. What is his mind telling him? Severitus with a twist. SLASH HP?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 182,808 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Raven II by Dizzy Wiz Bang reviews
[COMPLETE] Yes, it’s a sequel. Harry becomes The Raven and gets bonded to Snape as his familiar. This time Harry gets to learn about Severus and his world. Hedwig takes him under her wing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,577 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Survivors by Dyce reviews
..Complete.. After the war is over, lives must be rebuilt. Hermione sets out to help someone who nobody else will, and winds up helping herself as well. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,072 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Horcrux by HPLadyBelle reviews
Voldemort muses on infamy and immortality to the catchy tune of Irene Cara's Fame. DOES contain slight HBP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort
Enchantment by Vasaris the Fuzzy Dragon reviews
Severus Snape? Sexy? How can this be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Small Things by Claggart reviews
Drabble. Harry falls asleep during a late night detention with Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Twenty by Leyna Rountree reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione and an unlikely Pansy form an elite group of witches, and possess one unusual commonality. Facing their most carnal desires, they will harness a power not seen in an age, to save themselves and protect Hogwarts. Can it stay a secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 349,625 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,976 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Battle of Wisdom and Reason by The Treacle Tart reviews
What do you do on your last night on Earth? What happens when it turns out not to be your last night? COMPLETE Various Pairings - Slash, Het, Femslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,612 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Complete
From This Day On by Miss Puppylove reviews
The summer after Remus Lupin graduated from Hogwarts, he brought a stray dog home with him." In which Sirius and Remus do their best to explain things to Remus's father. (Slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Ghosts by ntamara reviews
COMPLETE The Shrieking Shack was rumoured to be haunted. Then, after a prank went awry, that was no longer a rumour. HPSS Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,655 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Mating Game by MamaWeasley reviews
Hermione's brain tells her that marrying Severus is the logical choice. Will she ever get her heart to agree? NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,808 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/24/2004 - Published: 10/22/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Playfully Yours by Lady Jesca reviews
What's a little joke when you're in love?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Severus S., N. Tonks
Sirius' Cure for Exam Tension by Louiseifer reviews
Sirius and Remus slash, sort of about exam stress. Sirius eats a lot of pineapple and summons rock stars. Remus frets, despairs and agonises. everyone else watches in confusion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,752 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/21/2003 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Yin and Yang by miasnape reviews
Harry’s in an established relationship with someone he loves and who loves him, too. But is Harry in love with him? If he is, why does he keep thinking about Snape in that way? HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,255 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Closure by Miss Puppylove reviews
In 1984, Remus Lupin is ready to move past the tragedies in his life. He just needs some closure for them first. It looks to be high time he had a talk with Sirius. Who is, of course, in Azkaban. And, of course, Remus most definitely no longer loves him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Musing by Snapecake reviews
Our beloved but feared potion master is musing in the night.*finished short story*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Pranks on a Potions Master by Greyelf reviews
The weasleys return to play one last prank on a certain professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - George W., Severus S.
Sweet Teeth by Aras reviews
Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Promise to Repeat. . .and Chocolate sauce? Not for the easily offended!! *Now Complete with Epilogue*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,636 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 11/11/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hinge of Fate by Ramos reviews
Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,804 - Reviews: 2402 - Favs: 3,566 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Potions Text of a Different Sort by Strega Brava reviews
Hermione is tired of the same old Potions texts and comes up with a novel idea which...intrigues her husband. SSHG. To be considered AU and OOC to some degree.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/21/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Acting Childish- Potion gone awry! by CharlieMistry reviews
One Potions lesson... One Idiot called neville... One mistake that could make the entire Potions lesson kill Neville! A Lot funnier than it sounds!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2002 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Not So Secret Diary of Potter, The Harry. by cracker-jacks reviews
Harry Potter's Diary....in a sense. Spanking, nonsense, and stupidity all around.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2002 - Harry P.
He's so Irritating but by Imhilien reviews
Hermione reflects on her feelings for the sarcastic Potions teacher... HGSS Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Severus Snape and the SexEd Snafu by Grindylowe reviews
If you're going to read this, for the love of God do it safely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
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Husbandly Woes reviews
Severus and Lucius commiserate about one of the many hazards of marriage.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
25 Things NOT To Do At A Death Eater Meeting reviews
If you ever get invited to a Death Eater meeting, here are some handy hints!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Lockhart Takes It In Hand reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart shows just how much he really loves himself!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Severus Snape A Lusty Tail reviews
What is on Severus Snape's mind? 500 words of naughtiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Severus S., OC - Complete
A Storm In The Common Room reviews
A storm outside encourages a storm inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,835 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Severus S., OC - Complete
A Lovely Mess reviews
Harry has a problem in the kitchen. Warning: Fuffy Snarry! Don't like? Then don't read! Reviews welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Birthday Wishes reviews
A Snarry for my Aery! Warning: Slash double drabble! Don't like Slash? Then don't read !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Only Have Eyes For reviews
Lupin and Tonks only have eyes for each other. a double drabble for the LupinTonks lovers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Law Abiding Citizens reviews
Harry doesn't want to break Ottery St. Catchpole's newest law. 100 words of good behavior.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Naughty Pup reviews
Sirius acts up. 100 words of Black brattiness and Marauder logic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Death Of A Marriage reviews
Severus Snape doesn't believe in divorce. 100 words showing Snape at his worst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Bad Kitty reviews
Minerva runs afoul of Mrs. Norris. 100 drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Minerva M. - Complete
Care For A Swim ? reviews
100 words of silliness. Morgana from Puff In Hufflepuff unnerves Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Let A Man Sleep reviews
Severus Snape keeps getting rudely awakened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Take A Chance reviews
One Shot Songfic...Tonks tries to convince Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,379 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Distractions OR Why I Never Get Any Writing Done reviews
Excuses,excuses,excuses...just for giggles and to cut Sev a break. OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Severus Snape Explains Matters reviews
Severus Snape decides that certain matters must be addressed after he reads some of the mature rated fan fics.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Putting The Puff In Hufflepuff reviews
Professor Snape catches the newest Professor at the top of the Astronomy Tower late at night.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Not In Love reviews
Professor Severus Snape is absolutely, positively, NOT in love! OneShot Songfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Pet Names reviews
Professor Snape and his mischievous ladylove discuss her suggested pet names for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Severus S.