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Joined 07-15-06, id: 1091215, Profile Updated: 07-08-10
Author has written 7 stories for Red Eye, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Funny thing about being resurrected from the metaphorical fanfiction dead is that I find my profile boring. So I'm editing it! Although, saying that I'm editing it really has no purpose, and has no need to be said at all, because, if you're reading this, you wouldn't know that it was anything other than what it is now.

So that entire paragraph is, in fact, pointless. It should not exist. It has no reason to exist. Yet it does...fascinating...

I'm going to go ahead and revoke those statements, they don't need to be here. They have no place on this profile page. I could fix the whole situation and erase them, but I would feel bad. It'd be like destroying words. I brought them into existence. They've expanded past my original purpose for them, grown into their own beings. I no longer have a right to brutally end their poor, wordy existence.

Instead, I'll write more words about the words that have no purpose; therefore, I have created yet more useless information! It's a never-ending circle. Who knows where it will end? Who even knows where it began?

Because of me, we are now stuck. I will forever be writing words that mean nothing about words that mean nothing, based around points and thoughts that should never have been born in the first place. And you, reader, will forever be reading words that mean nothing about words that mean nothing. My, I have created a horrible situation, haven't I?

I suppose I should apologize. I really had no idea this would happen when I began writing this. I honestly thought I would make a simple opening statement, then proceed to name a few favorite books and authors. It would've been something mundane and simple, like "My name is Cassie, and I like chocolate cheesecake and Audrey Niffenegger." It would've been harmless, really. But instead I've created this massacre!

There's nothing simple about this! This is...this is...simply terrifying!

Now, there's a statement to ponder over. "Simply terrifying."

Let's dissect it, shall we?

Is anything terrifying ever simple? If it's terrifying, then obviously it has some complex, other-meaning to the person it is scaring the living daylights out of. If it's terrifying, there is some complicated back story as to why it is terrifying in the first place. It can't be terrifying simply because it is! There always has to be a reason!

For example, I find dirty socks to be particularly terrifying. Not simply terrifying, because there is nothing simple about it.

You see, dirty socks are dirty because they have spent the day on someone's feet. The feet spend the day on the floor collecting dirt and germs and other nasties that I would rather not discuss too in depth (you see, I find dirt and germs and other nasties terrifying). And then...

I do believe I have gotten off track.

Where was I? Oh, bother. I have done it again! I have created more pointless nonsense! I should just stop. You'll never get the gist of who I am at this point! I have explained nothing! I have told you nothing! I have created a mass of words and thoughts that should have never existed, and strung you along for no particular reason. I have just failed. I have failed me. I have failed you. I have failed this profile! For I have not written a profile at all.

I have not given you any idea as to who I am. I should just stop. Maybe cry in a corner.

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Stolen by brower47 reviews
If there hadn't been a pen, Lisa never would have been able to get away from Jackson and she never would have been able to make the call to the hotel. My take on this alternate ending from the movie and beyond. I don't own anything Red Eye
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,509 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/24/2006
The Easy Way & The Hard Way by AmandaTheVampireLove reviews
Jackson escaped when he was shot, and three months later he decides to come and give Lisa a little visit, with a specific intent in mind! JacksonXLisa NOW BEGINNING: The sequel to The Easy Way called The Hard Way obviously.
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,209 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 1/31/2006
Obsession: On Your Mind by BregoBeauty reviews
After having her newborn daughter snatched from her, Lisa Reisert is determined to find the man she believed was dead and end her suffering. But neither will give up without a fight… Part Three of 'Obsession' Series. EDITED.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,543 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
Inevitable by JainaSolo18 reviews
AU An unexpected tragedy results in the reunion of two bitter enemies as well as an unforgettable journey of hatred, bitterness, forgiveness, change, and love. JxL. Please R & R
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,368 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
Luna's Year by michelle-31a reviews
Harry and his friends gradually discover a growing friendship with a certain
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,931 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/4/2004 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Luna L., Harry P.
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Family reviews
It was…more of a place to make people disappear than an actual healing facility. She was kind, sweet, loving, and she didn't have a home. How could I resist? AH AxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Esme, Alice - Complete
Memory Loss reviews
What if Carlisle knew more about Alice than he let on? T for Safety
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Carlisle, Alice
A Whole New Theory reviews
Is it true? Is it true that magic folk can't survive without their magic? None believed it, except the Unspeakables. . .and someone else. But with two deaths already, it looks like they're too late. HL HrR Post Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,479 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Videos reviews
In Harry's life there have been many losses. Those losses can effect him even years later, but as long as he remembers the words they left, and the memories, he can find a way to get through. HPLL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
So Much More reviews
When Harry needs a slightly new view than the one he's been looking at for ages, he finds himself wandering around the castle in search. What he finds isn't exactly what he expected, but that's ok. HPLL OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Just a Ribbon reviews
[Short Oneshot]In Count Olaf's house, if you can call it that, even the smallest of comforts seems to be taken away. But it seems only natural that the three orphans can change that.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Violet B. - Complete
I Bet You Can't reviews
[OneShot]Ever since he killed his parents, Jackson had a firm belief that he would never risk his own life to save that of another. When he is given what he truly wants, he realizes that he is poorly mistaken.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete