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Joined 06-25-18, id: 10913941, Profile Updated: 03-31-21
Author has written 29 stories for Artemis Fowl, and Alex Rider.

What's up — I'm Zoe! My pronouns are she/her/hers, and I am 20 years old. I write Artemis Fowl fanfiction, and I am always thankful for any feedback/review you may leave on my stuff. I think it's important to state one's stance on such matters, so, in essence: LGBTQ rights are human rights, anti-racism and anti-nationalism as the core of challenging systems of inequity, and allow the lived experiences of others to develop one's holistic view of the human experience.

I've a background in linguistics, philosophy, and mental health, and I hope to incorporate a bit of each of the aforementioned subjects into what I write! If you ever read something in one of my fanfics and want to know where I got the info from/read more about what I mentioned, feel free to ask for a list of content that talks about the subject.

My profile pic used to be a little green ghost but I figured it might be a tad too neon, so now I'm using a Kandinsky.

I am more active on tumblr (I go by the URLs mentosmorii and orangerosebush), so PM me here or send me an ask if you need to let me know that you're my grandkid from the future. Alternatively, direct all questions to my email, mentosmorii@.

As always, take care of yourself, and thanks for checking out my profile!

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Too Sentimental by Fowl Fox reviews
Artemis Senior reflects on his past and the people he’s lost as he deals with his own current insecurities regarding his wife and son. Takes place between books 4 & 5 , as well as decades before then. More action than the description reflects. There will be violence.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/21/2018 - Published: 12/18/2018 - Artemis F. Senior, Major, Artemis F., Angeline F.
Refractions by Fairy.Thief reviews
As light passes from one transparent medium to another, it changes speed, and bends... A story about when Artemis's parents met. Who they used to be, and who they almost became.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Angeline F., Artemis F. Senior
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By the pricking of my thumbs reviews
In a slightly different world, Artemis discovers magic before that fateful day in Ho Chi Minh City. A necromancy/mage Artemis au.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,424 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/25/2021 - Published: 7/30/2019 - Artemis F., Butler, Holly S.
bite no bit, and drink no drop reviews
Three years is a long time to spend alone. In a small village called Duncade, Butler has turned away from the world, waiting for the day when his life will begin again. When the miracle he'd been waiting for finally comes to pass, he's left with an unexpected dilemma: just as Artemis has returned from Hybras, so too must Butler come to terms with returning to Fowl Manor.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2021 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Détente, indeed
Information is worth its weight in gold — that much, both humanity and the People agree on. When Alex is assigned to protect an American tech mogul at a charity ball, he's aware that MI6 is sending their support for reasons other than compassion for their fellow man. Unfortunately, Alex has no idea just how in over his head his target is.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,246 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2021
Todestrieb reviews
What if there had been a final spark left in the defibrillator after the Gate closed in book 8? A story about how in the end, surviving feels like being condemned to exist as a ghost all the same.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2021 - Butler - Complete
Craquelure reviews
A family stitched back together by magic must strengthen its own bonds at some point. When Artemis returns home from Hybras, he must face the family he left behind — and revisit the childhood he thought he'd long moved past.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2021
Living water reviews
The most curious thing about the odd relationship between the bodyguard and his charge was that it was an inversion of the process of parenting. For Artemis, ever the inventor, had slowly, perhaps even unconsciously, molded Butler into a paternal figure. A reflection on blue diamonds and brilliant gold.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2021 - Artemis F. - Complete
Kunēgetikós reviews
In an extraordinary example of bad luck, Artemis Fowl Sr. happened to make the acquaintance of Jon Spiro at an otherwise unextraordinary charity gala. Though years have passed since the show-down in Phonetix's R&D lab, Spiro wants answers. What a pity that his mindwipe got lost in the bureaucratic shuffle following Artemis' own. [Post-series. For the AF 2021 Big Bang].
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,053 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2021 - Artemis F., Butler, Holly S., Jon S. - Complete
À droit, à gauche reviews
When Artemis attended Saint Bartleby's, there was a particularly bold student who took to ribbing Artemis, calling him Left-Foot Fowl, as "he had two left feet, and couldn't kick a football with either of them". A tale of teenaged awkwardness, private school politics, and, most of all, Artemis' horrendous social skills.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,116 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/15/2021 - Published: 1/20/2021 - Artemis F. - Complete
Dishabille reviews
Men's formal wear is largely influenced by the military garb of the 19th-century. A tale that is equal parts about growing up, and the clothes we wear to do so.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2020 - Complete
Rabbit-holes
An entry for fanfiction day of Fowl Fest 2020. The Council finds out Artemis' tentative plans for the Mars mission, and Holly goes topside to see if this project is the precursor to an Atlantis Complex relapse.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2020 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Fowl business reviews
Before the Fowl Star sank, Artemis was (albeit briefly) a child — and with this fact comes all that childhood entails. This is one of the many misadventures he and Juliet, the only other child in Fowl Manor, managed to stumble into. A tale of winding hallways, surprises, and Fowl business. [for the AO3 Artemis Fowl Summertime Fic Exchange]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2020 - Artemis F., Butler, Juliet B. - Complete
Lightning! Oh, may I call this lightning?
A quiet moment set during the year Juliet traveled the North American wrestling circuit — before Opal returned, before Artemis fell apart again. [Juliet/Samsonetta]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Published: 7/1/2020 - Complete
Bell flight fourteen you now can land (See you on Aldebaran)
As of the Fowl Twins, Artemis is on 5-year long research trip to Mars. This is a look at what made him decide to look to the stars. (cross-posted from the 2020 AF Yuletide exchange on ao3)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2020 - Artemis F., Butler, Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: an analysis reviews
An essay that seeks to look at the context of the series being published, the themes, and the characters themselves. This serves as the transcript of a future video essay.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2019 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Bartleby Years reviews
A series of drabbles following Artemis during his more mundane adventures as a teenager. Although the main series alluded to his time at Saint Bart's, such as the left-foot Fowl debacle, Dean Guiney being a mediocre head of school, Dr. Po's unsuccessful attempts to get Artemis to open up, and term reports, these chapters attempt to fill in the blanks.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,036 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/4/2019 - Published: 5/29/2019 - Artemis F. - Complete
Vanity makes you say things like 'I deserved a better life than this' reviews
Holly didn't stick around the LEP long enough to hear a half-hearted apology regarding her being accused of murdering Root. Not everyone else was lucky enough to get out, though. Trouble and Lili go out for coffee and reflect on the mile-high reputation that Holly Short carries with her, and friendships are made along the way. (Holili mentioned)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2019 - Lili F., Trouble K. - Complete
From the depths reviews
In which MI6 attempts to understand the various oddities surrounding Artemis Fowl, Artemis' father starts a new chapter for their family, and a charity gala goes horribly wrong. alexmis.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,347 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2019 - Complete
Sitting on the branches of my family tree reviews
A look into the effects of family legacy. Takes place soon after the seventh book and explores the Butler-Fowl family dynamics. Originally posted on ao3.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2019 - Artemis F., Juliet B.
A look into the role of Irish mythology as Colfer's inspiration reviews
Although Colfer has stated before that he has drawn from his knowledge of Irish mythology, he has never stated specifically which myths informed his writing. As someone with a bit of a background in Irish mythology, I have made a guess at some of the sources of inspiration, explained a couple of references within the series, and analysed a few characters.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,711 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2019
Mainly Harmless, Mostly Human reviews
With Artemis and the Butlers' memories repaired following Opal's arrest, things slowly fall back into the way that they used to be. However, disaster looms on the horizon, and Artemis and the People must collaborate once more. The only certainty is that it will take at least two near-death experiences before anyone attempts emotional vulnerability.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,442 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/6/2019 - Published: 9/16/2018 - Artemis F., Butler, Holly S., Juliet B.
Jolly sailor bold reviews
"'My pirate prince,' Angeline said." A selkie au exploring the relationship between Artemis Sr. and Angeline — the quote above comes from the sixth book in the series.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2019
Feiceann sí mil ar chuiseogach i ngach áit reviews
A one-shot into what it means to be an older brother, the color of rosebushes, and how to paint with watercolors. Insp. from bird.fairy on instagram
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2019
Échec et Mat reviews
Years after the last colony, Artemis and Minerva meet again to play chess. A look into the adventures of the horrible teenaged intellectuals of Europe.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2019
London's Burning reviews
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a spy in possession of a boring mission, must be in want of some excitement." — Jane Austin. M16 knows that there's something very valuable concealed within the walls of the British Museum, and Alex is tasked with casing the museum. It's a pity that Alex is about to discover that things can never remain simple when Artemis is involved.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,769 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2019 - Complete
Through the looking glass
In the year 2003, Artemis and the Butlers woke up with contacts in their eyes. Artemis seeks to understand how this came to pass, and Juliet comes along for the ride (Post-the Eternity Code)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,972 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2019 - Artemis F., Juliet B. - Complete
Of hair dye and family reviews
The Fowl name may have been a weight upon Artemis, but it was nothing more than a surname for his brothers. A short fic looking at hair dye, families beyond blood, and learning to let go.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2019 - Artemis F., Juliet B. - Complete
University Daze reviews
A one-shot into the build-up to the science fair that resulted in Opal and Foaly's rivalry, and all the fall out thereof.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2019 - Foaly, Holly S., Opal K. - Complete
What's in a name reviews
As Butler waits to hear back about how Artemis is doing in Haven with Dr. Argon, Juliet moves back to the manor. A character study into Juliet with a side of Butler-Fowl family dynamics.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/9/2019 - Juliet B. - Complete
Garden reviews
Minerva reflects on the events of TLC and the meaning of her family's name.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2018 - Minerva P. - Complete