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Joined 07-15-06, id: 1091747, Profile Updated: 12-18-07
Author has written 6 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, and Valdemar universe.

About me: What would you like to know, assuming that you care?

I was born at a very young age.

Now, about my inner senior citizen: He thinks he's about two.

My greatest fear isn't pain, or death, or public speaking (much as a hate it). My greatest fear is being helpless. If whatever effort I put it gets at least some result, I can accept my defeat.

I can read German and Russian. I speak Spanish and Hebrew. Oh, and also Engrish. Musn't forget Engrish.

!i Is nOT hAS bEEn a Teachers english's? (I won't be an English teacher)

If you can attain our goal, you are setting it too low.

We are what we constantly do. Therefore, excellence is not an act; it's a habit.

About life:

1. Life is like a bagel. It's good when fresh, but after a while, it just gets old and tough. The hole in the middle is a big mystery, but it wouldn't be a bagel without it.

2. Life is like urinating in a dark suit. It's warm and feels good, but it doesn't show.

3. Life is like a grapefruit. It takes a while to get inside, then it takes a while to get used to the taste, and then, just as you are starting to enjoy it, it squirts you in the eye.

4. Life is like riding an elevator. It has a lot of ups and downs, and someone is always pushing your buttons. Sometimes you get the shaft, but what really bothers you are the jerks.

5. Life is like a disassemble abacus. It's what you make of it that counts.

About you:

What goes around comes around. Sometimes, you are what's coming around.

A flock of quail is called a bevy. A flock of crows is called a murder. A group of girls is also called a bevy. What do you call a group of boys? Trouble.

Be spontaneous!

Characters Idislike:

Hatake Kakashi - Read 'Foxhound' chapter 9. Kraken's Ghost summarizes it better than I can, and added a few points I had missed. $10 says that the Uchiha only responded to the Demon Brothers so well because the Hatake tipped him off. I don't dislike Sasuke nearly as much, because he is just a straightforward self-serving arrogant bastard.

The Olympus Council from the 'Appleseed' movie - Self-righteous asses to the extreme. They're not too bad in the manga, though.

Tony Stark, once I got to the fourth 'Civil War' comic.

Appropriate Lines and Poetry:

Seven blackbirds sit in a tree
Count them, and see what they be
One for sorrow, two for joy...
Three for a girl, four for a boy...
Five for silver, six for gold...
Seven for secrets, never to be told.
~ The Crow

You make me blush to my bones! You're all dying for me!
~ The Crow

I realized the moment I fell into the fissure that the book would not be destroyed as I had planned. It continued falling into that starry expanse, of which I caught but a fleeting glimpse. I have tried to speculate as to where it might have landed, but must admit that such conjecture is futile. Still, questions about whose hands might someday hold my Myst Book are unsettling to me. I realize my apprehensions might never be allayed, and so I close, knowing that perhaps, the ending has not yet been written.
~ Atrus

Some say the world will end in fire;
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To know that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice
~ Robert Frost

Fatman: "Yeah?"
Tonto: "This is Tonto, on the first floor. There's a guy wants to see you."
Fatman: "What's he look like?"
Tonto: "He looks serious."
Leon: "Tell him I'm coming up."
Tonto: "He says he's coming up." k'pow
Fatman: "There's a guy coming up! He looks serious!"
~ Leon: The Professional

Leon: "That was very unprofessional."
Mathilda: "'k."
Leon: "Don't do that again."
Mathilda: "'k."
Leon: "And stop saying OK."
Mathilda: ... looks Leon in the face "'k."
~ Leon: The Professional

Jack: "Get into the fridge. You'll be safe in there, you can climb out after the explosion."
~ Time and Tide

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My Path that Loops by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
Sometimes our lives seem to loop. Mine just happens to Loop with consequences.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 89,016 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 8h ago - Published: 9/17/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M., OC
God's Eye by Todeswind reviews
Harry Dresden gets misplaced after the events of the Darkhallow. Suffice it to say tossed to the edge of the galaxy, he still manages to stir up trouble. After all, the universe exists to trouble Harry Dresden.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,858 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 4/9/2012 - H. Dresden
Precocious Crush by Makokam reviews
So, you meet someone who gets you. You have fun together, you like each other, and they're cute. But he says you're too young. What are you supposed to do? Just let it go? -Cover Art by Coasting-
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 216 - Words: 283,272 - Reviews: 6856 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 12/29/2010 - [Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl] OC
Gladiator by Seyary-Minamoto reviews
In a world where the Avatar wasn't found, the Fire Nation took over two nations and they strive to overcome the last one. Water Tribe warrior Sokka seeks to fight for his people's rights, but he's captured by his enemies. His life is no longer in his hands as he fights as a Gladiator, and his fate will eventually depend on the Fire Princess, who needs him for her own ends...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 925,143 - Reviews: 2262 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 3/26/2013 - [Sokka, Azula]
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 266,304 - Reviews: 13537 - Favs: 16,367 - Follows: 13,721 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 113,979 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 2,025 - Follows: 2,626 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Zanpakuto? by magicsmith reviews
Zaraki manages to summon his zanpakuto. Is it all too late? Secrets are revealed, but are these the answers he was seeking? Enemies, friends, who can be trusted? Who will survive the confrontation? Chapter 67 now available. Rated for language. Character death.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 67 - Words: 306,537 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 10/27/2006 - K. Zaraki
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 260,704 - Reviews: 4895 - Favs: 4,986 - Follows: 6,251 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 215,263 - Reviews: 1851 - Favs: 4,794 - Follows: 5,781 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3170 - Favs: 7,523 - Follows: 8,656 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Prodigy by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,637 - Reviews: 2032 - Favs: 3,820 - Follows: 2,374 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D., OC - Complete
An Idiot's Guide to the Universe by muishiki reviews
Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,874 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U.
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 2,563 - Follows: 2,273 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Training for the Job by Desaix reviews
NaruSaku. Summary removed due to too many complaints.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 451,001 - Reviews: 2872 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 7956 - Favs: 4,483 - Follows: 2,885 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Alchemic Wizard by g33kg1rl reviews
What if Ed was thrown into Harry Potter's world? As well as trying to find a way home, Ed is given charge of being Harry's shadow to protect him. and what if a few friends accidently made it across the gateway as well? EdxWinry RxH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 244,261 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Harry P., Edward E.
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 11826 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 1,937 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
After the pain by Legilmyth reviews
Naruto finds Temari beaten and raped he saves her life and tries to help her get over the ordeal. But Naruto is hiding a pain of his own that could get in the way of him helping.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 258,635 - Reviews: 1817 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews
Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2201 - Favs: 2,804 - Follows: 2,587 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Everything Begins with Choice by Biskoff reviews
The day of the preliminaries, Naruto accepted Ebisu's offer of training without being forced to by Kakashi. This single change brings about many others during the month until the Third Exam. But what do his fellow genin's think about the new Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,366 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U.
Diary of a Madman: Memoirs of a Nukenin by Bloodreaver Alpha reviews
Uchiha Itachi.Missing Nin, Akatsuki member, mass murderer.He has power, and a lot of it.But after an encounter with the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, he begins to wonder what the point of it all is.What good is power if you've no good reason to use it? NaruxYugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,584 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Itachi U.
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 5,472 - Follows: 3,949 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Remus Lupin, PI by Larry Huss reviews
Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,989 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
GMX Adventures by Scorpio71 reviews
The Adventures of Gambit, Methos and a cursed one-eyed cat named Xander: Gambit's life takes a turn for the surreal. Then stuff happens.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,046 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Xander H., Remy L./Gambit
Role of Seven by Agent Spielplatz reviews
Not long after Sasuke's defection, Naruto and Sakura's lives are shaken by a series of events that force them to come to conclusions that they never would have considered before.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,789 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 1/13/2008
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 2,753 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Naruto Files: Harry Potter by Danfiction reviews
HIATUS Naruto has been stranded in a new world for three years.Missing his beloved home he had nearly given up on his search.He adapted, grew to live in this world, and took a job. Now the only way home is probably with the help of a strange boy. Dresden theme.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,638 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Naruto U.
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 2,848 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 2928 - Favs: 3,791 - Follows: 2,071 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3573 - Favs: 7,350 - Follows: 7,118 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien reviews
When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2607 - Favs: 3,044 - Follows: 2,506 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Failing Twilight by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Naruto had learnt from a young age that life could get hectic, but all this chaos with Biju, daimyos, and psychotic missing-nin was going a bit too far. Now just throw in a fourth Great Shinobi War and you've got one pissed off seal master. [AU, no pairings.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,508 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 2,604 - Follows: 2,716 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Naruto U.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14225 - Favs: 7,214 - Follows: 5,470 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
No Reading by Meinos Kaen reviews
When dealing with things that you will no longer have in control after your death, it's always wise to have a back up plan. The one regarding Naruto had the effect of dropping him in the middle of Westchester county. COMPLETE
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 243,404 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Way Things Were by Miroku-dono reviews
The downfall of Konoha is far in the past. Yet hope is given in the form of a young man. Will he be able to help change the past enough to avoid the total destruction of all he loves and never knew? AU. Academy and Genin days.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,784 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
It's an Odd Coincidence by Telcontar Rulz reviews
AU. Logan 'Wolverine' Howlett finds himself in a very strange place. He tries to figure everything out, but he seems cause more problems than solve them. Will he be able to deal with it, and will he ever get home? A crossover between X-Men and LotR.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 325,415 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Aragorn, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4190 - Favs: 5,841 - Follows: 5,972 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10127 - Favs: 12,327 - Follows: 5,084 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 2,432 - Follows: 2,716 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
Itachi and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,343 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete
Master of Seals by kagehisa reviews
Ever wonder if the battle between the Three Sennins turned out differently with the same result? Naruto learns that shinobi are killers, and that it's part of their way of life. He just wished he didn't have to embrace that truth so soon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 81,114 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Shinkirou by chibi heishi reviews
AU cliche. When the Sandaime fell, a nightmare descended upon Konoha. But on the day the nightmare began, no one noticed that one teacher's aid and a few young children disappeared. That simple fact may be the only hope Konoha has left.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 65,474 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Koudoukou: Fool's Gold by Akraa reviews
There is a fine line between idiocy and genius. Uzumaki Naruto has no clue where that line is. A teacher, a soldier and a madman are determined not to let the Golden Fool of Konoha dwindle. Be advised that this story may contain mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,287 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U.
Nightwing Nin by Nightwing Nin reviews
Set in the Naruto Universe. When Darkwing Duck finds his ghost within the Uchiha Estate during the night of the Uchiha Massacre, how will this change the story? First ever Darkwing Duck/Naruto Crossover. Sasuke/Tenten. First story, so be honest!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Tenten
The Scarlet Pimpernel by AMarguerite reviews
Percy Weasley recieves some fictional inspiration before realizing that Authority, though Authority, is not always right. Through DH, he tries to do the right thing, rescue Muggleborns without losing his life or his job, and find the right laws. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,050 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Percy W., Penelope C. - Complete
Cutting the Deck by cyrusII reviews
AU. Cards. Naruto's pretty good with cards. Well saying he was pretty good at cards is like saying "Jiraiya is a bit of a perv" or "The Hokage Monument is sorta tall". Good just don't cover it. Wanna find out how good he is? Well, you're just a click away
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,799 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
The Broken Tool by Jonohex reviews
Haku is alive, barely, after the battle at the bridge. With his master, Zabuza, dead and a team of vengeful hunter ninja close on his trail can he hope to last long? Haku X female OC. Please read & review, all comments and advice are appreciated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 169,172 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Haku, Inari, OC - Complete
Suiren by Eimii reviews
In the midst of the Chuunin Exam, Sakura recalls the promise she made to herself and comes to a realization about her own ninja way... Updates: Side story, 'Affinity' added! Note to new readers: See continuity warning on Chapter 23...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 153,361 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Sakura H., Anko M.
The Protege' by jedinemo reviews
Darth Vader has an unsettling encounter within the Imperial Palace that changes the course of Galactic history.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,921 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5298 - Favs: 9,471 - Follows: 2,830 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Lord V by cheryl bites reviews
Nuclear war breaks out and Voldemort casts a spell to stop time. He and Harry alone are left to defuse the missiles and prevent the war. Voldemort’s radiophobic. Oh joy. LVHP. Spoilers for HBP, none for DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,391 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Æternus Praestolatio by bluelotusflower reviews
Brought to an Alternate Reality where Voldemort died years ago, Harry Potter has to cope with, yet again, being expected to save the world. The problem is, he failed the last time he tried. DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,778 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Stranger in the Promised Land by serpant-sorcerer reviews
PART II: Harry Potter thought that he had found a way home but something went wrong. Now he finds himself trapped in another dimension, in which someone else was cursed with the famous scar, and Tom Riddle never became the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 109,659 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Stranded by Yarochisai reviews
An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with a bunch of random Naruto characters stuck in the HP-verse via a crack theory on the Sharingan. Self-pitying shinobi galore. I have not updated since the end of 2007. Please stop PMing me for updates.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 132,068 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Albus D., Naruto U.
A Mile In His Shoes Uchiha Sasuke by cousin D reviews
Crossover between Naruto and HP. Six months after Sasuke has been rescued and returned to Konohagakeru, his Cell and Cell 9 are given the mission to infiltrate a distant school to judge the security. Shonenai Iruka X Kakashi very minor relationship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,227 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 3489 - Favs: 5,494 - Follows: 1,956 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Treks of Danger and Fate by Nova Alexandria reviews
When Konoha falls, Shikamaru and Temari attempt to lead their band of escapees to Suna while being hunted. Kurenai must find a way to protect the children who were left behind. Full cast. All POV's. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 213,853 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Shikamaru N., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Mokushita Hyuuga by Moghedian reviews
A tragedy leaves Hinata dead to Konoha and taking care of a small child. Sorry for the bad summary, this is my first fic, please reveiw! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 172,094 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Leaf that Found its Way by indogirl7 reviews
Lord of the Rings or LotR crossover. After the deaths of the Fourth and Rin, Kakashi joins ANBU to be a lifeless Shinobi tool. The Third who’s worried of this, sends the young ANBU on an unlikely S Rank Mission to the large continent known as Middle Earth
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 65,541 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Aragorn, Kakashi H.
A Fox and a Shark Walk into a Bar by Gigabomb reviews
AU In a universe where Itachi and Kisame succeeded in capturing Naruto, an Akatsuki delegation is sent to Konoha to negotiate a treaty in the midst of war. The only problem is, everyone in Konoha thinks Naruto is dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 158,746 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Naruto U.
Thick as Thieves by Valerie J reviews
[COMPLETE] Written with Lori McDonald. When Bobby falls in love with a thief woman, he has to go to a man he hates for help to get her... Gambit.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,104 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 1/14/2002
It's Ok, Master, the Force hates me, too by Rae of Rosemary reviews
Just a fun little peice where Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon discuss who the Force hates the most. Guest appearence by shocked Council Members.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Foxhunt by Saro reviews
Naruto clutched an Anbu mask so hard it bowed in his grip. It was a fox face, long-eared and grinning, with whiskers painted on its cheeks to match the young man who held it... Shikamaru had no idea how the mask had ruined his morning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,489 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 11/25/2004
Right or Easy by razzle-dazzle-me reviews
AU The final battle has been won, but was it worth the cost? Harry, alone and determined, sets out to rewrite history for a better world ... only to find himself stranded in another.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,552 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 1,639 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Harry P.
Teach Me by Kyo and Sinclair reviews
Neji needs a job, and sees an add for a tutor, paying 5000 an hour. What could be better for a genius then to teach? But the person he's teaching isn't what he expected. Why are they called monster? nejinaru yaoi slash etc. crappy summary
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Neji H., Naruto U.
The Night Before the Sunrise by Anyra reviews
Based off Hatchet by Gary Paulsen. This story is about a girl and her nightmare of a life and how her story ends up tying in with the now 16 year old Brian's. Rated for good reasons! R & R!
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,405 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 4/14/2006
Mating Season by Serac reviews
[Complete] Every several thousand years, the NineTailed Fox lets off an aura irresistible to women, and mates. But now that it's trapped inside Naruto, things are a little more complicated..... [Harem]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,794 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 163 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Full Circle by Nike Femme reviews
Edward Elric returns with amnesia. He has lived the past four years as Auric, a Gatekeeper. But there are some battles that only he can fight. Will his friends be able to awaken Ed, and what happens to Auric if they do? RoyEd. Eventually.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,252 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 2,263 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
What Might Be by Sakiku reviews
Kyuubi makes Naruto kill all of his former teammates. Afterwards, Naruto doesn't want to live anymore, but to his horror, he has to realize that Kyuubi has made him nigh immortal...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,662 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
A Simple Mistake by TailFear reviews
ABANDONED Originally a crack!fic. NarutoHP cross. A simple mistake in a summoning spell lands Naruto and Gaara at Hogwarts in the midst of the war against Voldemort. Good job Harry.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,474 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 7/29/2005
Naruto Unlimited by Soritia reviews
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura leave for a suicide mission. Have our young heros died so soon? or is it all part of a larger scheme? not a crossover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 115,046 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 9/10/2004
Foxhound by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Discontinued. After his training with Jiraiya is interrupted by an Akatsuki attack, Naruto makes a dangerous gamble with the Kyuubi in order to survive. AU after manga 238.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 239,130 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Everything Snarky I Know I Learned from Snape by Ibex's Lyre reviews
Hermione's pre-graduation speech.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/3/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
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Enemy of my Enemy reviews
Falconsbane is not the only new threat...Naruto crossover. T for now.
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,788 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007
Return to the Nightmare
Five hundred years ago, Konoha fell to Orochimaru. Now, the few survivors are ready to take him down for good. Post all, NO OC'S read to find out how!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Lee R.
Naruto's Boggart reviews
Oneshot of Naruto vs a boggart. HPNaruto RxR please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dutchman: Inferno reviews
The Gate needs emissaries to monitor the worlds, and prevent energy overflow. After Pride kills Mustang, Mustang is sent to a new world. Xover.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Roy M.
Crimson Sands reviews
Beware the sands of the desert. T for future gore. Formerly 'Shifting Sands'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Gaara
To Live Again reviews
FMAxReal World AU. After making Alphonse the Philosopher's Stone, Scar becomes the Gate's agent, and finds himself in the middle of a new war.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,168 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Scar