Mystic Muses
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Joined 07-16-06, id: 1091928
Author has written 6 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh.


There is a simple formula/rule for our Yugioh fanfics, and they go as follows:
Tea = evil friendship minion
Yami = "high and mighty" Pharaoh
So if you happen to love these two characters, we're telling you now that these fics will probably bash them!

Deep in the underground vaults and caverns of the Ancient Egyptian Underword, two eccentric little Muses scrawl out bad stories on coughing papyrus scrolls. The good Mystic Muse squeaks and tumbles over a stretching chair, while the evil Dark Mystic Muse smirks, ignoring the trashed scrolls littering their pathetic little home carved out of the cave walls. Yes, these two sad Muses' only point in life was to waste away writing random fanfictions - especially relating to Ancient Egypt!
...As can be told from the fact that they were obsessed enough to live n an underground cave in the Egyptian Underworld in the first place.

Tacted on the wall, which was currently recieving a not-so-kind scowl from the dark Mystic Muse, was a worn out piece of parchment the good Muse had so merrily strung onto the wall.
It read:

Hello all you people in the Outside World!

The Mystic Muses have a horrible fascination with the world of Ancient Egypt, writing, and just strange things in general...and since none of us can think of something witty, smart, or creative to say in this profile, I'll just tell you somethign very important:

We, your little Mystic Muses need reviews in order to survive. Really; it's depressing to have worked hard on something, pass it around to your friends for feed back, get excited about it, then wait for weeks and have not a single review (we're emotionally insecure, but in a good way...if such a thing exists). So, even though you might hate the story, please spare us a review once in a while!


Oh yeah: enjoy the stories! Well, story now; soon to be stories...
And the lack of a profile is totally not my fault, because the darker side of the Mystic Muses must approve of everything this little good Mystic Muse says, or else she's in great big trouble, and people in this "human" world may never here from her again!

Dark Mystic Muse opens one eye:What did you say!
Little Mystic Muse: Whimpers

So seneb-ti, hopefully not for the rest of eternity!

The evil Mystic Muse decided to grant her partner-in-crime's "wish".
She turned to the happily humming, unsuspecting Muse and wacked her on the head with a pencil. Ha ha! The evil Muse crowed, vowing to change the profile later. Revenge is mine! She ignored the fact that it was a very pathetic revenge indeed.

A little bio and background about our stories...

SAT Prep Horror:
To all you High School students out there in America, you know about it, you fear it - your parents have been hounding you about it every day of your life. No one can get out of it, and that includes Ryou and Yugi. Will their squabbling dark's mess everything up; will the SAT Prep tutor go insane?
SAT Prep Horror, by the way, is sort of Mystic Muses pilot one-shot; we plan to make our stories pretty much relate to one another in some way.

Angel Tears:
Derek and Andromeda are two orphans living pay check to pay check - but little do they know that they are the perfect tools for a certain Millenium Rod holder. Kidnapping and enslaving Andromeda, Marik (Hikari)uses her to defeat his mortal enemey, planning to tear her apart too. But things never go as one might suspect, even for Marik...
Ahh! Romance can be hard...

The Demoness Has Purple Eyes:
Sick and tired of having to deal with Ryou's pitiful school, the Pharaoh and his minions, and his host's less-than buff body, Bakura decides it's time to split. Helped by Malik (Hikari), who steals an amulet from his sister's unopened exhibition, Bakura finds a spell to grant his wish. Only someone says the spell wrong, and it reverses, leaving them with a new addition: a sorceress from the tomb robber's past that hates him must as much as he hates her. Poor Ryou; now he has to deal with two insane spirits.
This story is our explaination for how the Yugioh character manage to obtain spell books, travel to the Egyptian Underworld, and most importantly how the dark's get their own bodies. Still, it's not as bad as it sounds - just plain weird!

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Happy Hikari by PerfectCell17 reviews
Well our two favourite yamis, Bakura and Marik, get themselves sent to Happy Hikari Mental Institution! What will happen? Will they survive, or go even crazier?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,609 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 7/20/2004 - Yami Marik, Yami Bakura
Sick Days by Ruby Moon-Snape reviews
Complete! When Ryou gets sick, what does Bakura do?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,520 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Kiddy Degrade by Keruha Digifox reviews
Seto Kaiba should be careful who he chooses to step on. When Tea is the next target of his cruelty he pays with his... Age? When a strange gem turns him into a five year old, he must find a way to change back. What's more, only Tea knows who he is.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,684 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Anzu M./Tea G., S. Kaiba
Wyou by Isaya831 reviews
After his final shadow game with the pharaoh Yami Bakura is somehow changed into an infant. Bakura refuses to let them do away with Yami and declares himself the babies guardian. COMPLETE
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,619 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Host by The Gray Maze reviews
The Hero, the mask, a choice, and the voices of the Guildmaster and Jack of Blades. TLC compliant.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Jack of Blades, Guildmaster Weaver - Complete
To The Grave by No. 136 reviews
The final moments and thoughts that run through the hero's mind before he enters the Chamber of Fate to fight Jack of Blades.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Complete
Viva Las Vegas! by dark-angel-rising reviews
The hikari’s think that the Yami’s need a holiday so they send them on vacation. Unfortunately, the Yami’s got on the wrong plane and are now in fabulous Las Vegas! Uhoh.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,269 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Complete
BAKURA: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by theReluctantDocumentarian reviews
Thank you for purchasing our BAKURA Unit! To ensure your safety and enjoyment with your new unit, please follow the following instructions:
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Yami Bakura
As Above by Bela Luna reviews
Thick as thieves, as the saying goes. Thick as thieves, as the truth goes.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Thief Bakura
The Diary of Seto Kaiba by rustyspoons reviews
look into the mind of seto kaiba all his thoughts and the fact that everyone at school wants to know what he writes....
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,421 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 11/12/2005 - S. Kaiba
Therapy for the Yamis, Friendship Style by molliepup1 reviews
After Battle City, the Hikaris realize that the Yamis are a bit violent. Fortunately, Tea is up to the job of counseling them...CHAPTER 4 UP.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006
Shadows of the Heart by Krystal Fire680 reviews
AU Bakura has lost to the Pharaoh for the fianl time. Atemu sends him into his ring permanently, and sends a messenger to another reality to give it to someone else to protect. But she lets him out. BakuraxOC
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Yami Bakura
The Kaiba Saga by spiderchick23 reviews
Thanks to Mokuba, Kaiba's forced to spend time with Yugi, Jonouchi, and the rest. What secrets will be revealed? YAOI. SxJ YYxY BxR
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,112 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 12/24/2004 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W.
The Secret Journal of Bakura the Great by Willowwind Adurois reviews
Dunno where this one came from. Basically Bakura's journal as he plots to take over the world. Very weird. Ch. 16 up!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,585 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 11/28/2004
Yami Imitations and Other Ways to Get Out of Class by Hikari of the Moon reviews
Ryou's zoned out in class and the teacher asks him a question. How can Ryou get out of answering it? Now with a second chapter!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/7/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005 - R. Bakura - Complete
I My Me, Oh My! by Yogi Mutoh reviews
A tale of how Yugi, Yami Bakura, Malik, Seto, Joey, and Otogi go too far to win a tournament! They'll do anything, and I mean ANYTHING to win...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,935 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2004 - Published: 4/9/2003
Master Male Nurse from the Stars and Beyond! by SpookyChild reviews
Here is the third installment of the ‘Bakura the Master’ saga. Ryou gets the flu, and it’s up to Bakura to make him better. Yes, you have the right to fear for Ryou’s little life. FINISHED!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,434 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/11/2003 - Published: 12/28/2002
Master Party Planner from the Stars and Beyond! by SpookyChild reviews
It's the anniversary of when Ryou got the Millennium Ring, and Bakura just has to throw the best party for him! Just one problem; Ryou thinks that Bakura and Yami are going out! How's Bakura going to handle a jealous Ryou? Epilogue!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,379 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/27/2002 - Published: 8/24/2002
Master Backseat Driver from the Stars and Beyond! by SpookyChild reviews
“Never you fear, my girly-little Aibou, for your Yami is a master backseat driver! I’ll make sure you’ll pass your driving test!” This what Bakura tells Ryou. Who knew a car ride could turn into the craziest roadtrip ever?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,712 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/5/2002 - Published: 7/26/2002
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Define Reality reviews
Thanks to meddling Shadi, Yugioh's greatest hater and former fan is booted from the real world and trapped in the Yugioh world. But, armed with her knowledge of events, she is left an interesting choice: help Yami and Yugi...or Marik and Bakura. RxOCxB
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,370 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura
Angel's Tears reviews
Marik Ishtar conspires to rule the world by crushing Yami's heart. Kidnapping Pharaoh's girlfriend, Andromeda, he succeeds in gaining a victory and tries to claim power. Will Andromeda stop him, or will it be Marik's autumn of the angels for Yami?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,559 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Marik I.
Crazy Wedding Vows reviews
Bakura and Marik are marriage counselors, with their own zillion dollar company that's meant to conquer the world...and their first clients are Yami and Tea! No adult content!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,775 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006
The Demoness Has Purple Eyes reviews
Upon stealing a spell amulet from the museum, Bakura attempts to get his own body for good. But when the spell backfires, Ryou and Bakura are suddenly stuck boarding with a 3000 year old sorceress...and they can't stand each other.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,215 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 8/22/2006
The Idiot's Guide to Abusing an Ancient Spell Book reviews
Ever wonder what a crazed tomb robber and a deranged tomb keeper would do if they managed to get their hands on an ancient spell book? Sadly, that's what happens, and soon Domino is in mayhem!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2006
SAT Prep Horror reviews
The SAT: the biggest test of a student's life. Unfortunately for Ryou and Yugi, they have their ever faithful yami's to muck it up! One Shot
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Complete