Thena and Blue
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Joined 07-16-06, id: 1092152
Author has written 7 stories for CSI.

Thena: We are two sci-fi fans tha...

Blue: Does CSI count as sci-fi?

Thena: Yes. It's about science and it's fiction.

Blue: But doesn't sci-fi have a lot more spaceships and cool weapons and...space?

Thena: Shut up. We are two television fans who enjoy writing fanfiction. Although other people may not enjoy reading them.

Blue: Well, actually, they're probably gonna want to chase us and stab us with sharp, rusty implements...shutting up.

Thena: If anyone is offeneded by the stories we write, please be honest and let us know. I'll completely ignore you and give you Blue's address.

Blue: Hey! ...actually, what is my address?

Thena: Anyway, we do hope you like our stories although we appreciate some people won't. We will give fair warning in the summary and if you read it after that, you deserve everything you get.

Blue: Well, that's going to get them on your side, Thena.

Thena: The point is...forget it. Enjoy the stories.

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before." Mae West

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move."
- Douglas Adams

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Funeral For A Friend? reviews
Sara's funeral and what happens afterwards. No spoilers, this is just our imaginations! As always, Sara fans and GSR fans, beware. OOC
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Sara S., Gil G. - Complete
Surprises reviews
More fun at Sara's expense. Anybody who's a fan of Sara, stay away.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Sara S. - Complete
Cancrelat Noces reviews
Grissom gets married, but it's not what you think. AU. Not ideal for GSR shippers or Grissom lovers. Complete parody.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
The Powers That Be reviews
Yet another parody. The CSI's have finally had enough.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Sara S., Gil G. - Complete
Killing Sara Sidle reviews
Sara fans, stay away, as you can guess from the title. Pure humour and randomness. Read at your own risk, you've been warned.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Sara S., Greg S. - Complete
Folie a Deux reviews
One of our 'creative' responses to the season six finale. This is how we would like season 7 to open. As always, GSR shippers beware!
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
Go Away reviews
This is our version of the finale Way To Go. GSR shippers and Sara fans, run for your lives, you have been warned! Mild slash
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete