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Joined 07-16-06, id: 1092169, Profile Updated: 05-10-09
Author has written 16 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Star Trek: 2009.

Name: The Yaoi Ninja

Although my long time-time fandom has been FMA, I had moved on to The Dark Knight (to be more realistic, the Joker and his rampant sex appeal) and I linger now over a few others, and at present it happens to be House, M.D.

I also love to oogle over Logan(Wolverine) x Scott(Cyclops) slash. Here is the list as it comes to mind.

Batman(Bruce Wayne) x The Joker - "The Dark Knight"

Edward Elric x Roy Mustang - "Fullmetal Alchemist"

'J.D' Dorian x Perry Cox - "Scrubs"

Logan(Wolverine) x Scott(Cyclops) - "X-Men"

Gregory House x James Wilson - "House, M.D."

And, to further my sickness,

James Kirk x 'Spock' - "Star Trek" the movie, 2009

I'm sure that there's more, but I can't really think of any others at the moment.

My livejournal is

http://yaoininja.livejournal.com/

Feel free to E-mail me (yaoininja@hotmail.com) anytime to request a story for any of the above pairings, as well as any prompts, and I'll see what I can do. Also feel free to request a pairing I have not listed (preferably slash) and I'll see if I'm up to it.

~ The Yaoi Ninja

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Accidental Marriage by Shadena reviews
Sometimes a joke can go a little too far. But when emotions also get caught up into the mix, how will our two favorite alchemist handle this?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,116 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Try Something by fourleggedfish reviews
Wilson is curious, and the results don't even come close to what he expected. House/Wilson EXPLICIT SLASH, and angst and strong friendship. Will be several parts. Please RR!
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 66,983 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson
My Second Childhood by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
It's been a month since JD awoke from his accidental hypnotism, but after a seemingly harmless nap in the on-call room, Perry finds both himself and his protege in a rather familiar situation.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,835 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Karma by sugah66 reviews
The universe obviously has it out for him. There can be no other explanation. Dasey. Oneshot. Rated to be safe.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,141 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
The Zanzibar Trilogy by Luke5260 reviews
I write slash the only way I can: by making it incomprehensible. A dark and surrealist parody of slash lemons. Rated for implied situations and violence. Roy X Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,858 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Hello, Mr Kitty by Krystal T. M reviews
Ed's starting to feel wierd. What is up with all of these...wrong thoughts? Roy's the one to pay, but somehow things will get clearer. EdxRoy RoyxEd. Yes, yaoi scenes later
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,322 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Trust by Liryc reviews
To bare the body is to bare the soul. The greatest symbol of trust a lover can be given is the ability of one to stand naked before them, without fear or bashfulness. EdxRoy RoyxEd THIS IS YAOI! Homophobes, back away!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,042 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
A Lot to Make Up For by houseprodigy reviews
Ed and Al just returned home from the other side of the Gate, and it didn't take long for things to return to normal. But are they really? Ed's got a secret, and Al's not about to let him keep it. RoyxEd Postmovie
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,697 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
A Boy By The Name Of by Asaki-maru reviews
Two people. Two hearts. Two minds. Two souls. One thing on their minds... each other. Yes, yaoi, sexual scenes, OOC, fluff? No like, no read. Sorry... I suck at summaries...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,134 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Housing Project Elric by Visual Confectionary reviews
The Elric brothers are forced to live with Roy Mustang due to Edward being thrown out of the living quarters. But Ed seems a little tense, especially around Roy...RoyEd Language. Eventual smut.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,989 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Abstinence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Hysteria82 reviews
After finding a condom on the nightstand, Edward worries over whether or not he's ready to take their physical relationship to the next level. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Birthday Suit by ibshafer reviews
It’s Ed’s 18th birthday and Roy’s got a present for him…
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,565 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Pyrometallon by Crimson lantern reviews
Ed’s eyes narrowed at the implication that he was only here because Al wasn’t home yet, no matter how much truth of that played a part in his being here... AU Co written by Grygon and Crimson Lantern, Warning Yaoi, very graphic DEAD STORY
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 80,356 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Unconventional Dinner by ZaKai reviews
Roy gets more than he bargained for when Ed makes him dinner. RoyxEd [Oneshot]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Whoops! by Clover-chan reviews
The Colonel and Ed are fighting as usual and in a fit of rage, Ed jumps on his desk only to fall into the man's lap...ShoutaYaoi
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
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Every Time Bones Walked In On Jim And Spock reviews
A list of every time Bones walked in on Jim and Spock. 'It all started one day in the mess hall...' Hilarity, rated M for sexy scenes and unintentional, horrified voyeurism. McCoy Bones , Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Best Therapy reviews
“If you're so intrigued,” he whispered, voice barely audible, “I'm sorry to spoil the mystery, but I am in fact cleverly disguised as a, human being.” Light NC-17, Batman/Joker. Prompt Used: “Geronimo” by Phantom Planet
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Testosterone Boys and Harlequinn Girl reviews
Set during TDK. “What do you want?” Bruce said, his braver voice returning to him. The Joker simply chuckled as if he was asked a simple question. “Well the answer is simple, silly! I want you,”. BrucexJoker Rated M for language and slash. Now, a Oneshot
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,978 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Crooked Lover reviews
TDK. When will he ever break his One rule for the Clown prince? M for implied sex JokerxBruce Complete
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Lonely reviews
EdxRoy drabbles, named after the first story. Implied sex and angsty short stories chapter 7 is up!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Paint It Black reviews
He scowled at the newly decorated double doors that led to the interior of the building. ...I see a red door and I want to paint it black...RoyxEd lime with fluff
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Of All Sorts reviews
“Edward, may I take your coat for you,” he said, gesturing towards the brown coat he wore...“I'm not a damn woman colonel, I can put my coat up myself.” he said, then bit his tongue. “But thank you for the offer.” EdxRoy, Pure Fluff for now
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Coin Operated Boy reviews
Roy calls Ed into his office for a little surprise. Lemon EdxRoy will continue if good reviews
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Too Early for Cosplay reviews
One morning, Roy decides that Ed would look incredibly sexy in....even though Ed would never agree to wear this, he was currently asleep. Perfect. Lemon EdxRoy UPDATED and COMPLETE!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Fanfiction? About me? reviews
You'll laugh. You'll drool. Then you'll laugh some more hehe. Named after the first chapter. Humor with SMUT! EdxRoy LEMONS BEWARE! New Crack chapter XD!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,480 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
From A Shell reviews
This fanfic is on a deeper level than what I usually write, but I hope it comes off passionate and thoughtful. A romance stronger than the pull of death, EdxRoy Lemon in later chapters
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Why Ed REALLY Hates Milk reviews
Hello! We all know Ed HATES milk. He loathes it. It gross white juice secreted from a cow. But why does Ed hate milk? When did it all start? Well, folks, this is a true E Hollywood story ‘E’ as in Ed of how Ed came to hate milk.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist 2 reviews
Completely accurate to the first movie ending. Ed and Al are on the otherside of the gate, but what happens when someone opens it in search of weapons to conquor? Roy realizes new found feelings for Ed and no one seems to want to let the two boys go. EdxR
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,867 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Boundaries reviews
Roy just happened to walk by Ed’s dorm room. He just happened to hear the shower running. Al just happened to be visiting Winry. Ed was in the shower. What was stopping him from joining him? Nothing, of course. EdxRoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Ed and Roy in Sensitivity Training reviews
Ed and Roy argue too much so what happens when they go to sensitivity training? crackfic short but funny please read EdxRoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Ed and Roy go on Oprah reviews
Oh, come on! Like you never pictured it!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.