poisonruby
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Joined 07-17-06, id: 1092725
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.
Ruby. Female. British. Only slightly evil. Insane. Loved Severus Snape ever since she was 9 and read book 1. That's seven years. Knows the difference between "your" and "you're" and therefore feels very special and superior. May throw incoherent insults and sharp objects at those who annoy her, but otherwise charming.
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Child's Play by libertineangel reviews
After an unsuspecting Draco uses a curse that transfigures Harry into a baby, Dumbledore appoints Snape as carer. Follow them both through Harry's slow, strange journey back to 15!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,534 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
System Discordia by Eris Mackenzie reviews
After a failed Death Eater rebellion against Voldemort, Draco Malfoy is found barely alive in Malfor Manor's dungeon. When asked why he betrayed the Dark, what will he say? The most unexpected person wants to know. HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,926 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Curse of the Mistletoe COMPLETE! by Hedw1g reviews
Dumbledore has installed mischivious mistletoe around Hogwarts at Christmas..and it's cursed and out to get everyone! will anyone escape it's clutches, or will they succumb to it's demands?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,952 - Reviews: 2699 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Prongs and Evans: Take Two by Dobby's Socks reviews
When Hermione gets her Timeturner back and Harry's accidentally sent to the past, he keeps thinking positively. It's not like he's going to change the future or anything... NOW COMPLETE! w00t!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,620 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lily's List by MotherCrumpet reviews
LILY EVAN'S IMPOSSIBLY LONG LIST OF CHANGES THAT JAMES POTTER WOULD HAVE TO GO THROUGH IN ORDER FOR LILY EVANS TO DATE HIM is a list started by Lily her first night at Hogwarts. Will Lily risk getting hurt or simply add to the list when James changes?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 159,618 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
10 Ways to Annoy the Heck out of HP Characters by Cynicism and Happiness reviews
Self explanatory. If you can't figure out what this fic is about, I scoff at you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Complete
Through a cat's eyes by PoisonA reviews
Lily has an unfortunate encounter with Snape and the result? She is turned into a cat! But there's more... What happens when James Potter finds her and proclaims her his pet? JamesLily fic. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,655 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 9/9/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
It Can't Get Much Worse by Live Fast Die Never reviews
[Maybe she would be able to find a job… build up her life here, and then somehow get home. But presently she would just live on the streets… homeless, jobless, lifeless… But it would get better, she had her wand after all.] preDH HGSB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,408 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Mary Sue Who? by The Sentient Wolf reviews
Her name is Andrea Sapphire Crystal Starshine Moonlight and she comes to Hogwarts in the Trio’s sixth year… with a dark, dark secret. Did I mention that she’s smart? And funny? And beautiful? And troubled? And perfect in everyway? MARY SUE PARODY
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,902 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Harry P.
It Was Not Me, It Was My Evil Twin by theearth reviews
An Apparition lesson goes awry. How to deal with two Snapes? At first, I chose humour as second genre, but it seems that my maudlin side will always win and I changed it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,456 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Calendar Boys by AnnLeony reviews
What do you think of a Harry Potter pinup? Well, this is how they make one but it's a long process, believe me.Please review,Please,Pretty please. It's number Twenty! Yey!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,786 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Harry P., Ron W.
Tough Love by AlwaysLove reviews
Rumor has it...that Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy are apparently involved. The fact that they are both Heads of Hogwarts and live in the same dorm, makes matters stickier than necessary. Could the rumors really be true? COMPLETE! DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,285 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Parody Of FanFics by Elky.And.The.Rupert.Obsession reviews
This is a Parody of fan fics out there.. this is just good fun ok so if i somehow insult your story.. sorry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Complete
Fingers by Katie-O-Blair reviews
DG. Draco and Ginny have detention together Ginny leaves her mark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Here Comes Trouble: AKA The Internet by Thunderstone reviews
Hermione brought her laptop to the Burrow and made some interesting discoveries & HP Fan sites. Soon word of this spread like fire. What trouble will this bring?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,057 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Complete
What do you mean Snape’s not a Studmuffin? by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Pansy Parkinson’s little sister has a crush on Snape. Angry, confused, and a little nauseated, Pansy goes searching for her. Only to discover that Lolita’s got nothing on the younger Miss Parkinson…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Pansy P., Severus S. - Complete
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I Never Wanted the Stupid World Anyway reviews
Voldemort drinks a Love Potion that makes him infatuated with none other than Hermione Granger. The Wizarding world is confused, to say the least, when he ceases attempts to murder Harry Potter and joins S.P.E.W.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Cat, the Witch and the Broom Cupboard reviews
Harry, Hermione, Severus and Mrs Norris are locked inside a broom cupboard. SNARRY HARMONY SSHG ... Actually, scratch that. It's just pure randomness and silliness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
What a Victory reviews
The war is finally over, the Dark Lord won. Standing over Harry Potter's dead body, he delivers a speech that nobody will ever hear, because there is nobody left. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Voldemort, Severus S. - Complete
The Essence of Snarry reviews
A humorous overview of the scariest ship imaginable. Parody ish. Supposedly funny. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Death Eater Interviews reviews
Lord Voldemort is recruiting new Death Eaters, but it's proving harder than he expected. Watch me make fun of the most ebil and menacing characters! WARNING: Contains an unhealthily large amount of eyebrow references.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 9/7/2006