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The Callandor Short Fics by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
A bunch of silly fics that answer the question, 'what if Callandor was really...'
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
Darkly Treacherous by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
AU: What if Harry grew up neglected by his parents? What if he had been kidnaped by Voldemort and raised as his dark heir? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,624 - Reviews: 4388 - Favs: 4,126 - Follows: 3,868 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
If You Tag Them, They Will Dare by StarLuinGurl reviews
The rules were simple, complete the dare, and pass another on. What nobody realized was that it was the beginnings of what would become the greatest dare competition Hogwarts had ever seen. ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,228 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 10/9/2007
Deepest Reflections by Kurinoone reviews
Harry gets a chance to see what his life would have been like if Wormtail had betrayed them fully that Halloween night. He swaps his universe for the cannon universe. Canon compliant up until the fourth book. Book Three of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 418,604 - Reviews: 4897 - Favs: 2,402 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Return of the Literary Errors by Tabesco Lamnia Lammina Lamna reviews
The sequel to Harry Potter and the Cliches of Doom. Contains hetrosexuality, homosexuality, bad jokes, and a whole lot of cliches. Please wait half an hour after eating before use. Keep out of reach of children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,595 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P., Ron W.
A Splitsecond Decision by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
Dumbledore made the decision. He levitated Julia. And everyone burst into applause as he named her Saviour. Never knowing he made a mistake. Slytherin!Harry. Boywholived!Harry. Guardian!Remus&Sirius. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,025 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Harry P.
What It Takes To Win Bell by FizzingWhizbeez reviews
-COMPLETE- Oliver Wood just can’t believe that pretty, popular Katie Bell is dating an obnoxious git like Zacharias Smith, but he's determined to find out why.... Oh, and maybe win her heart along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
The Secret Fetishes of Bellatrix Lestrange by Adultfanfiction reviews
Harry gets captured by the Death Eaters, Bellatrix has a couple of hours alone with him in a cell in the dungeons of Malfoy Manor. Harry is chained to the wall . . . . . . only suitable for 18 years or older . . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,899 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Five Great Charters by Sanaryelle reviews
Two thousand years before 'Sabriel', the Five Great Charters are put into the three bloodlines, the Wall, and the Great Stones. A legendary time in the history of the Old Kingdom.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 142,339 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Complete
Rise of a Dark Prince by Minstrel Knight reviews
Harry Potter's fate was sealed by a prophecy: '... a brother in light, a brother in dark...' Taken by Lord Voldemor -, a visionary leader - as his Apprentice, Harry forges a new identity. HarryGinny, background VoldemortBella
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,647 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
20 Random Facts about Teddy Remus Lupin by elenorecanard reviews
Facts about Teddy's life. Written for the Harry Potter Random Facts Fest at Insane Journal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Teddy L.
Rivers of Gold by BlackWolfHellHound reviews
Thought of this idea after reading the book. Rand and Elayne's declaration of love for each other. Adult situations. Read and Review, please!
Wheel of Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
In The Box by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
[FC] A collection of poems from the residents of Hogwarts, accumulated over the years inside the mysterious and magical Box.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 37 - Words: 15,065 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 12/8/2005
Snake on the run by Red The Animator reviews
Nagini got in an argument with Voldemort and decided to run away. The problems don't start happening though until she moves in with a certain Hogwarts student with black hair, glasses, and a lightning bolt scar.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 20,606 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Nursery Rhymes: Hogwarts Style! by jennifer snape reviews
Starting with Chapter 1: Winky's drinking problem. Also featuring Baa Baa Buckbeak and many others!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006
Sisters in Black by Idun03 reviews
Bellatrix wanted power and a great marriage, Andromeda wanted independence and a life of her own and Narcissa just wanted the man she loved to notice her. But their fates had many unexpected surprises in store for them...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,498 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Andromeda T., Sirius B. - Complete
Dead Without You by JadeSeraph reviews
Everyone has someone they would die for. Harry Potter would have died for any of his friends. But what happens when they ask him to live for them too? PostWar, and a HG love story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,219 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Trilogy: Tragedy, Tribulation and Triumph by Natasha Vloyski reviews
Now complete! All of your favorite characters in a 7th year fic. Includes drama, intrigue, romanace and action. This story was plagiarized stolen from me at one time so I ask that you not copy, print out or forward it to anyone without my permission enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,549 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Return of the Snake by saichanlovestoad reviews
Dead fic.Harry accepts a job from Dumbledore and ends up rewriting Hogwarts history. Read the Authors note first, it's important. Rated for language and mild violence. Subject to change later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,207 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Harry P.
The House That Percy Broke by RachelRainbows reviews
Kind of based off The House that Jack Built. hints of slash. told from Rons pov.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Percy W., Ron W. - Complete
In the Kitchen by TheMajesticBeanCurd reviews
James catches his two mates in the kitchen doing fishy stuff one night… siriusXremus
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
She who Commands in Public by PirateMistress123 reviews
Takes place in WH. Nynaeve is at first furious when Lan decides to keep her in their rooms late one morning, but he had ways of making her forget to be furious. LANNYNAEVE. ONESHOT. R&R.
Wheel of Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Complete
The Secret Keeper by Maggie Silverstein reviews
An alternate universe fic about Lily and James' difficult decisions. Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,292 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 8/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Home by Mis Chi Evous reviews
A drabblet about Harry's final journey
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pawed Knarckle Fish of Madrid by Lucy May reviews
Harry runs into Luna on his way to spend the summer with the Weasley family, and finds she has a most unusual new pet. Written before HBP, AU, noncanon compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Right or Easy by razzle-dazzle-me reviews
AU The final battle has been won, but was it worth the cost? Harry, alone and determined, sets out to rewrite history for a better world ... only to find himself stranded in another.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,552 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Harry P.
Darkness Unveiled by MissAX reviews
Harry runs away from his parents to find a place where he belongs...Away from home, Harry meets no one other than Voldemort, who becomes the father that he never had. Harry comes to see that the Light aren't all that they appear to be...[NOT SLASH]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,674 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Abracadabra by DrTaylor reviews
Harry embarks on a quest to finish the war and defeat Voldemort. His journey is, of course, not complete without danger, daring, and a little romance. I finally finished it. Wow.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,452 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Jerk by oxfordbird reviews
HHR Alternate Universe First Story: Harry and hermione used to be the best of friends...what changed? why are they both stuck in detention with McGonagall? Read and Reveiw please!ps the first chapter isnt really that good. i just wrote it so you guys wou
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Failure Is Punished by Defying.Expectations reviews
Severus and Draco greet their master. This was my entry to Mugglenet's write the opening to book 7 competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
The Black Sheep by greatestheights reviews
There’s a black sheep in every family. Percy knew that much—and for a long time, he didn’t think it was him. Hints of RHr and HG, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Percy W. - Complete
Baron Rönnskär by kriitikko reviews
RWHG After spending seven years innocent in Azkaban, Ron manages to escape with two purposes in his life: to win Hermione back and get revenge on those who framed him. The Count of Monte Cristo plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,040 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Perfect Azkaban Breakout by pstibbons reviews
A response to all cliched Azkaban!Harry fics. Harry is in Azkaban for a crime he DID commit, leaving Hermione & the Order with a Mission Impossible to get him out. I didn't despise MoRon and Gin when I wrote this, so they get killed, not bashed. Ends HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,280 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Choice by tazspaz reviews
Dumbledore had told Harry that he has a power that Voldemort knows not. At the end of his sixth year Harry's true potential is unleashed!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,247 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Harry P.
Twits, Gits, and Harry by Cranberry Cocktail reviews
I’m on the last page! In all of my depressyness I’ve been ignoring the fact that I’ve used you all up my poor play thing. I’ll have to start writing on loo paper in order to keep documenting my thoughts! Ginny's diary. COMPLETE! SEQUEL COMING SOON!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,432 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Bleak Birth by Sanaryelle reviews
Mysterious events surround the birth of Sabriel.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
The Dark Phoenix by Captain Evermind reviews
In my life, I have been many things. Servant of the Order, slave of the dark... Severus Snape is a pawn caught in a battle for supremacy between two masters. Post HPB.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Power of Insanity by Kyndeyrn reviews
After suffering a head injury, Harry loses his mind. Without his sanity is there still some way he can defeat the Dark Lord Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,702 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Minerva McGonagall's Evening of Allurement by Adultfanfiction reviews
AN EROTIC VIDEO, A STUNNED HARRY, AND A SHY BUT WILLING HERMIONE. Part two ready, will only post on request.......Only suitable for 18 yrs or older...........Mostly sexual content.............
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,458 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Dance of the Midnight Blades by greenswind and cheesedude reviews
Poem about Drizzt.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Drizzt D. - Complete
The Happy Red Prince by LT2000 reviews
Seven Year AU. Suppose the Dursleys had not been Harry's only living relations. How might the young hero that we know and adore have been changed by a loving childhood? The differences might not be as universally positive as one might think. Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,621 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 4/25/2005
Harry Potter and the High Lord of Hell by Lord Dreadnault reviews
New Chapter! It's Harry's 7th year and he's the High Lord of Phoenix. An evil power is rising, Harry must face the very power of Hell through its mortal surrogate, Voldemort. Sequel to HP& Seilftrist
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,104 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/19/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Harry P.
Dragonlord by Sanaryelle reviews
A story of the time that Ged sailed the Dragon's Run, first met Orm Embar, and was told the truth about the Ring of Erreth Akbe.
Earthsea Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Complete
The DOKAWGAQW Show by Goodnight Goodnight reviews
It's my first attempt to write anything that even resembles a WoT fic, much less a humorous one, so go easy on me! Please R&R. If you do I will make more! This is a show the Dark One hosts.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2003
The Hampster Dance! by SilverDragon529 reviews
Harry's school is taken over by a bunch of dancing hamsters! Whatever shall he do?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/11/2003 - Harry P.
Real Lord Dragon' by David3 reviews
Umm...people who've heard Eminem's 'the real slim shady' should get a kick out of this...
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/16/2001
Lord Voldemort's Revenge reviews
Even after the traumatic ordeals of the 6th year, Harry is not in the clear. He must now hunt down and destroy the remaining of Tom Riddle's horcruxes. But the Dark Lord has other plans....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Harry P.