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Name: Kim

Age: 16

Gender: Female

Date of birth: March 23rd, 1992.

Home: Wales, Uk.

Wieght and height: Refuses to tell.

Hair: Blond Eyes: Blue

Likes:Rock music, little brother, drawing, reading, writing, listening to music, reading w.i.t.c.h., Wicca, fairies, angels, mermaids, ghosts, fortune telling, super natural (you get the idea...), my cats(Lola and Izzy) and playing games on the PS2.

Dislikes:Maths, P.E, little brother(he NEVER shuts up!Grrrr!), bullies, chavs, spiders, horror films, tragic endings.

My favourate book is Maximum ride. My favourate bands are Linkin park, Lacuna coil, Evanescence and T.a.t.u. My favourate films are Spirited away, The Cat Returns and Howl's Moving Castle. My favourate games are Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Devil May Cry and Sly Cooper. And I like watching cartoons like the Simpsons, Foster's home for imaginary friends, Danny Phantom, Fairly odd Parents and Loonatics unleashed, etc, etc.

Favourate songs: Everything burns by Anastacia, Evil Angel by Breaking Benjamin, Solemn Hour by Within Temptation, What if by Kate Winslet, Numb by Linken Park, In the end by LinkenPark, Falling inside the black by Skillet and The Last Night by Skillet.

Favourate couples:

Doctor who: 10th Doctor/Rose, 9th Doctor/Rose

Jak trilogy: Jak/Kiera

Maximum Ride: Max/Fang

Spirited Away: Chihiro/Haku

Princess Mononoke: Ashitaka/San

Lazy Town: Sporticus/Stephanie

Pirates of the Carrabian: Jack/Anna-Maria, Will/Elizabeth

Howl's moving castle: Howl/Sophie

Loonatics Unleashed: Tech/Black Velvet

W.I.T.C.H: Cornelia/Caleb, Elyon/Cedric, Taranee/Nigel

Artemis Fowl: Artemis/Holly

Danny Phantom: Danny/Sam

Xiaolin Showdown: Raimundo/Kimiko

The cat returns: Baron/Haru

Pheonix Wright: Ace Attorney: Pheonix/Maya

Final Fantasy: Tidus/Yuna, Auron/Rikku, Balthier/Ashe

Kingdom Hearts: Sora/Riku, Axel/Roxas, Zexion/Demyx, Leon/Cloud

Favourate quotes:

The simpsons:

Sideshow Bob: Hello, Bart.

Bart & Lisa: Arrrggghh!! Sideshow Bob!!

Sideshow Bob: Oh please, we've been through so much together. Just call me Bob.

Bart & Lisa: Arrrggghh!! Bob!!

Artemis Fowl:

Holly: Now, be a good boy and I'll give you a lolly pop.

Artemis: (After Hollys gone) I hate lolly pops...

Xiaolin Showdown:

Omi: Yes! In your head, Raimundo!!

Raimundo: (correcting) In your face.

Omi: (Holds up hand) Talk to my fingers!!

Pirates of the Carrabien: Dead mans chest:

Tia Dalma: Land is where you are safe Jack Sparrow, so you shall carry land with you. (puts sand in a jar and gives to Jack)

Jack: (stares at the jar, unimpressed) A jar of dirt!! This a jar of dirt!!

Tia Dalma: (holds out hand) If you don't want it, give it back.

Jack: NO!! (clutches the jar to his chest)

Tia Dalma: (smirks knowingly) Then it will help.

Pirate: Land ho!!

Jack: (runs to the side and looks at the water, then at the island and back at the water again. Then he says feebily) I need my jar...

Ice age:

Sid: (Dragging the baby away from Diego) Look I'm sorry to interupt your snack but we gotta go...

Diego: The baby? Please... I was returning him to his herd.

Sid: (Sarcasticly) Oh yeah, nice try Buck-tooth!

Diego: (threatening) Are you calling me a liar?

Sid: (Scared) I didn't say that...

Diego: You were thinking it.

Sid: (Whispers to Manny) I don't like this guy. He reads minds.

The cat returns:

Cat: (To Haru) Excuse me, would you care to dance?

Haru: Uh, no thanks, I'm a meowsy dancer. (realizes what she said and shrieks) Argghh! Oh no, now I'm starting to talk like a cat!!

Hoodwinked:

Wolf: (To Twitchy) Ok Twitchy, you've got to stop those cops. Jump in front of the car, dangle a donut in front of them, I don't care, just tell them they're going the wrong way.

Twitchy: Right-boss! Leave-it-to-me!

Granny: You'll never get them in time!

Wolf: (Sighs, then notices the mug Granny's holding, and points) Is that coffee? (Granny nods, and Wolf kneels down in front of Twitchy) I can't believe I'm saying this but... (hands Twitchy the mug) drink it.

Twitchy: Hmm? (sniffs the coffee and starts gulping it down) Glug-glug-glug-glug-glug-glug-glug...

Wolf: (holds arms out in front of Granny and the woodsman and backs away) You may wanna stand back...

Twitchy: Glug-glug-glug-ahhh (Twitchy finishes the coffee and smacks his lips. Then he jerks, and shakes, and jumps and laughes like a maniac.) bang! Cookoo! Doo-doot! Ha-ha-ha!! CO-FFEE!! Yeah baby!! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!

Wolf: (Grins) Go get them, boy. (Twitchy whizzes away, leaving the mug spinning in mid-air and Wolf catches it)

Twitchy: YAHOOOO!! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!! (Twitchy bounces off a bunch of trees, and then zoomes up the road like a rocket, leaving a cloud of dust) HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!

Wolf: (Gawks) What... have I done?

Pheonix Wright: Ace Attorney;

Dr. Grey: (Looks outside window) What depressing rain... DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW DEPRESSED THAT MAKES ME?! DO YOU?!

Pheonix: Uh, I guess...

Dr. Grey: But actually, more than being depressed, I'm angry. Angry at that weather girl on TV. (Imitates) I think our little rainy spell will take a break with a day of sun!... is what that girl said! I'd stake my life on it!

Pheonix: (Shrugs) Well, it's the weather...

Dr. Grey: But that's why I didn't bother to bring an umbrella today. What nerve, calling herself a weather girl! She's going to hear about my 1500 suit!

Pheonix: (Awkwardly) Um... about your case... unless your planning on suing the weather girl?

Dr. Grey: (Watches Pheonix for a moment) I'm sorry. I thought before we got down to business, we could have some friendly chatter. My name is Dr. Turner Grey. I'm a surgeon.

Pheonix: (To himself) Remind me never to end up under his knife...

Maximum Ride;

Ter Bocht:(To the Gasman) First you. Vhat ozzer abilities do you haf?

Gasman: (Thoughtfully) I have X-ray vision. (Peers at Ter Bocht's chest, then blinks and looks alarmed)

Ter Bocht: (Looks startled, then frowns. To assistant) Don't write dat down. (To the Gasman) Your time is coming to an end, you pathetic failure of an experiment. Vhat you say now is how you vill be remembered.

Gasman: (Glares at him) Then you can remember me telling you to kiss my-

Ter Bocht: ENOUGH! (To Nudge) You! Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?

Nudge: (Thoughtfully as she unfoldes her wings) You mean, like, besides the wings?

Ter Bocht: (Impatiently) Yes, besides de vings.

Nudge: Hmm. Besides de vings. Umm... (Thinks) I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!

Ter Bocht: Hardly a specail talent.

Nudge: (Looks offended) Yeah? Let's see you do it.

Gasman: (In Ter Bocht's voice) I vill now eat nine Snickers Bars visout barfing.

Ter Bocht: (Wheels on the Gasman as the others try to stop giggling. Then says to his assistant) Mimicry. Write dat down. (To Max) Vhy haf you trained dem to act stupid dis vay?

Max: (Snidely) Why do you still let your mother dress you?

Bocht: (Angrily) I created you! As de saying goes, I bought you into dis world, and I vill take you out of it!

Gasman: (In Ter Bocht's voice) I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!

TMNT:

Don: (Looking at dart through a magnifing, 'how do you spell it?', glass) If you ask me guys, this has Winter's name written all over it.

Leo: How do you figure that, Donny?

Micky & Casey: Yeah?

Don: (Grins) Because this has Winter's name, written all over it!

Kingdom Hearts:

Sora: Organization XIII is after people's hearts, so they're gonna go where there's lots of people.

Will: (Starting to panic) They're going to hurt the towns folk?!

Captain Jack: (Sarcasticly) No, they're bringing them flowers mate.

Axel: Got it memorized?


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I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for 3 weeks, and in another year, I'll be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks after graduating high school. It was simply too much to bare.
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Protecting Me by Onemoreparadise reviews
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Only A Dream by Jeffaplus reviews
Sequel to Captured. When lightning strikes RJ during a storm, he falls into a coma and relives his past through his dreams. While trying to revive him, the other Hedgies must deal with a growing threat among them. UPDATED; epilogue coming soon. R&R!
Over the Hedge - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,140 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 1/4/2007
Street Life by Drentai Wolf reviews
After the championships, Voltaire tries to get rid of Kai. Kai survived and now, unable to go home, took to the streets, making new friends,including a special street girl. But what about his old friends, and Voltaire? Will they come after him? KaiOC
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The Lost Ones by jadeddragon212 reviews
Artemis' been kidnapped by a secret govt. orgnaization who kidnaps kids with magical abilities to use them as super soldiers. But their first mistake was kidnapping Artemis Fowl the II. He's bringing them down with the help of his new friends...
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A Charmed Life by pottergrl15 reviews
Sharpay and Ryan are more different than anyone thought. Their lives are filled with secrets, ones which are about to be exposed to those they never considered friends.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,758 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
Bet by KivaEmber reviews
Mild DanteNero. Business is slow in Devil May Cry so a bet is made. Can Dante keep a motorbike intact for a whole day?
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Protége Moi by LiteraryMirage reviews
Zexion is sent on a field mission that should have been simple, but instead goes horribly wrong. When he returns to the World that Never Was, he not only has to deal with the Superior's disappointment and punishment, but also the results of both. Zemyx
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Running out of Time by Arctic Rabbit reviews
Roxas suddenly finds himself in a different World That Never Was, but when he wakes up and comes back, he realizes it’s not a random incident, but instead a warning from the past for what is to come. .:Akuroku:. .:Zemyx:.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,392 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Roxas, Axel
Out of The Darkness by Venn364 reviews
The darkness consumed him and erased his past from his mind but when the dark ones of old threaten to rise again the pure light must raise himself from the darkness and claim his destiny that was laied out before him in the time before time. JK Abandoned
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The Artemis Complex by The Dissenting reviews
Artmis Fowl is not insane, is not going insane, and never will be insane. But there are those around him who think otherwise. [Yaoi! Fowl x OC. Slightly AU future!fic, mild TLC spoilers] Because insanity isn't supposed to be a pretty face wearing a smile.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Artemis F.
the Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Jessi the Fangirl reviews
There's always those in depression. So where do they all go during the night when you're sleeping peacefully? Tech's about to find out.
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007
Serendipity by Toby Danger reviews
After recieving an unexpected windfall, Phoenix and Maya decide to spend a night at the Gatewater hotel. But as the night progresses, they discover something else between them... PhoenixMaya. Spoilers for PW2 and 3. Chapter 2 up!
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Suspects by Black Oracle reviews
Tech has to clear his name when he is set up by an unknown impersonator. Can he avoid the police and his doubting team mates whilst he searches for answers to a crime to which there is more than he suspects? Final epilogue is up!
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Captured by Jeffaplus reviews
RJ & Hammy get caught by human scientists and sent to an animal testing lab. Rated for action violence, mild torture and some language. Please R&R!
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Loonatics Unleashed: A new Adventure by Ruieko reviews
Tech is somehow transported into a different world, and has lost all memories of the Loonatics. In this world Tech comes upon a girl, whom has a few powers of her own and a secret that she wishes to keep to herself.
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 10/10/2006
Coopers Greatest Folly by Shadow of the flame reviews
Takes place after Sly 3. Sly has lost his memory , and is now working for Interpol. First fic.
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Life as a Cat by Coffee Lover reviews
[BaronxHaru] Mere hours after Haru's adventures have come to an end, she ponders what could have been and she comes to the conclusion that it wouldn't be so bad, being a cat. [One Shot]
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Sportacus Fever by 18lzytwner reviews
Drama, Humor, and a little Romance! Shippey it is. Stephanie gets sick and Sportacus helps her but is that all? This story doesn't have anything to do with my first two. Finished 8,14,05!
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BLACK AND WHITE reviews
This is my 1st fanfic.Two other experiments, Jenay and Jaimie, have just escaped the school. What happens when they start searching for Max and the flock? OCxOC Maybe some FAXNESS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,783 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 11/22/2006