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Date of birth: March 23rd, 1992.
Home: Wales, Uk.
Wieght and height: Refuses to tell.
Hair: Blond Eyes: Blue
Likes:Rock music, little brother, drawing, reading, writing, listening to music, reading w.i.t.c.h., Wicca, fairies, angels, mermaids, ghosts, fortune telling, super natural (you get the idea...), my cats(Lola and Izzy) and playing games on the PS2.
Dislikes:Maths, P.E, little brother(he NEVER shuts up!Grrrr!), bullies, chavs, spiders, horror films, tragic endings.
My favourate book is Maximum ride. My favourate bands are Linkin park, Lacuna coil, Evanescence and T.a.t.u. My favourate films are Spirited away, The Cat Returns and Howl's Moving Castle. My favourate games are Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Devil May Cry and Sly Cooper. And I like watching cartoons like the Simpsons, Foster's home for imaginary friends, Danny Phantom, Fairly odd Parents and Loonatics unleashed, etc, etc.
Favourate songs: Everything burns by Anastacia, Evil Angel by Breaking Benjamin, Solemn Hour by Within Temptation, What if by Kate Winslet, Numb by Linken Park, In the end by LinkenPark, Falling inside the black by Skillet and The Last Night by Skillet.
Doctor who: 10th Doctor/Rose, 9th Doctor/Rose
Jak trilogy: Jak/Kiera
Maximum Ride: Max/Fang
Spirited Away: Chihiro/Haku
Princess Mononoke: Ashitaka/San
Lazy Town: Sporticus/Stephanie
Pirates of the Carrabian: Jack/Anna-Maria, Will/Elizabeth
Howl's moving castle: Howl/Sophie
Loonatics Unleashed: Tech/Black Velvet
W.I.T.C.H: Cornelia/Caleb, Elyon/Cedric, Taranee/Nigel
Artemis Fowl: Artemis/Holly
Danny Phantom: Danny/Sam
Xiaolin Showdown: Raimundo/Kimiko
The cat returns: Baron/Haru
Pheonix Wright: Ace Attorney: Pheonix/Maya
Final Fantasy: Tidus/Yuna, Auron/Rikku, Balthier/Ashe
Kingdom Hearts: Sora/Riku, Axel/Roxas, Zexion/Demyx, Leon/Cloud
Sideshow Bob: Hello, Bart.
Bart & Lisa: Arrrggghh!! Sideshow Bob!!
Sideshow Bob: Oh please, we've been through so much together. Just call me Bob.
Bart & Lisa: Arrrggghh!! Bob!!
Holly: Now, be a good boy and I'll give you a lolly pop.
Artemis: (After Hollys gone) I hate lolly pops...
Omi: Yes! In your head, Raimundo!!
Raimundo: (correcting) In your face.
Omi: (Holds up hand) Talk to my fingers!!
Pirates of the Carrabien: Dead mans chest:
Tia Dalma: Land is where you are safe Jack Sparrow, so you shall carry land with you. (puts sand in a jar and gives to Jack)
Jack: (stares at the jar, unimpressed) A jar of dirt!! This a jar of dirt!!
Tia Dalma: (holds out hand) If you don't want it, give it back.
Jack: NO!! (clutches the jar to his chest)
Tia Dalma: (smirks knowingly) Then it will help.
Pirate: Land ho!!
Jack: (runs to the side and looks at the water, then at the island and back at the water again. Then he says feebily) I need my jar...
Sid: (Dragging the baby away from Diego) Look I'm sorry to interupt your snack but we gotta go...
Diego: The baby? Please... I was returning him to his herd.
Sid: (Sarcasticly) Oh yeah, nice try Buck-tooth!
Diego: (threatening) Are you calling me a liar?
Sid: (Scared) I didn't say that...
Diego: You were thinking it.
Sid: (Whispers to Manny) I don't like this guy. He reads minds.
The cat returns:
Cat: (To Haru) Excuse me, would you care to dance?
Haru: Uh, no thanks, I'm a meowsy dancer. (realizes what she said and shrieks) Argghh! Oh no, now I'm starting to talk like a cat!!
Wolf: (To Twitchy) Ok Twitchy, you've got to stop those cops. Jump in front of the car, dangle a donut in front of them, I don't care, just tell them they're going the wrong way.
Twitchy: Right-boss! Leave-it-to-me!
Granny: You'll never get them in time!
Wolf: (Sighs, then notices the mug Granny's holding, and points) Is that coffee? (Granny nods, and Wolf kneels down in front of Twitchy) I can't believe I'm saying this but... (hands Twitchy the mug) drink it.
Twitchy: Hmm? (sniffs the coffee and starts gulping it down) Glug-glug-glug-glug-glug-glug-glug...
Wolf: (holds arms out in front of Granny and the woodsman and backs away) You may wanna stand back...
Twitchy: Glug-glug-glug-ahhh (Twitchy finishes the coffee and smacks his lips. Then he jerks, and shakes, and jumps and laughes like a maniac.) bang! Cookoo! Doo-doot! Ha-ha-ha!! CO-FFEE!! Yeah baby!! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!
Wolf: (Grins) Go get them, boy. (Twitchy whizzes away, leaving the mug spinning in mid-air and Wolf catches it)
Twitchy: YAHOOOO!! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!! (Twitchy bounces off a bunch of trees, and then zoomes up the road like a rocket, leaving a cloud of dust) HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!
Wolf: (Gawks) What... have I done?
Pheonix Wright: Ace Attorney;
Dr. Grey: (Looks outside window) What depressing rain... DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW DEPRESSED THAT MAKES ME?! DO YOU?!
Pheonix: Uh, I guess...
Dr. Grey: But actually, more than being depressed, I'm angry. Angry at that weather girl on TV. (Imitates) I think our little rainy spell will take a break with a day of sun!... is what that girl said! I'd stake my life on it!
Pheonix: (Shrugs) Well, it's the weather...
Dr. Grey: But that's why I didn't bother to bring an umbrella today. What nerve, calling herself a weather girl! She's going to hear about my 1500 suit!
Pheonix: (Awkwardly) Um... about your case... unless your planning on suing the weather girl?
Dr. Grey: (Watches Pheonix for a moment) I'm sorry. I thought before we got down to business, we could have some friendly chatter. My name is Dr. Turner Grey. I'm a surgeon.
Pheonix: (To himself) Remind me never to end up under his knife...
Ter Bocht:(To the Gasman) First you. Vhat ozzer abilities do you haf?
Gasman: (Thoughtfully) I have X-ray vision. (Peers at Ter Bocht's chest, then blinks and looks alarmed)
Ter Bocht: (Looks startled, then frowns. To assistant) Don't write dat down. (To the Gasman) Your time is coming to an end, you pathetic failure of an experiment. Vhat you say now is how you vill be remembered.
Gasman: (Glares at him) Then you can remember me telling you to kiss my-
Ter Bocht: ENOUGH! (To Nudge) You! Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?
Nudge: (Thoughtfully as she unfoldes her wings) You mean, like, besides the wings?
Ter Bocht: (Impatiently) Yes, besides de vings.
Nudge: Hmm. Besides de vings. Umm... (Thinks) I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!
Ter Bocht: Hardly a specail talent.
Nudge: (Looks offended) Yeah? Let's see you do it.
Gasman: (In Ter Bocht's voice) I vill now eat nine Snickers Bars visout barfing.
Ter Bocht: (Wheels on the Gasman as the others try to stop giggling. Then says to his assistant) Mimicry. Write dat down. (To Max) Vhy haf you trained dem to act stupid dis vay?
Max: (Snidely) Why do you still let your mother dress you?
Bocht: (Angrily) I created you! As de saying goes, I bought you into dis world, and I vill take you out of it!
Gasman: (In Ter Bocht's voice) I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!
Don: (Looking at dart through a magnifing, 'how do you spell it?', glass) If you ask me guys, this has Winter's name written all over it.
Leo: How do you figure that, Donny?
Micky & Casey: Yeah?
Don: (Grins) Because this has Winter's name, written all over it!
Sora: Organization XIII is after people's hearts, so they're gonna go where there's lots of people.
Will: (Starting to panic) They're going to hurt the towns folk?!
Captain Jack: (Sarcasticly) No, they're bringing them flowers mate.
Axel: Got it memorized?
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