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Joined 07-17-06, id: 1093087, Profile Updated: 06-22-09
Author has written 4 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, House, M.D., and District 9.

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Quotes:

"I reject your reality and substitute it for my own."- Mythbusters

"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats." Voltaire

"If life were a thing that money could buy the poor could not live and the rich would not die." Unknown

"My only goal for the future is to live for the present." Beth Brennan.

"You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same." I have no idea who said that, but it's good.

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The Meeting of the Minds by orange prose reviews
It is just a normal, for varying degrees of normal, day in the life of Cuddy, House, Mulder, Scully, Al, and Sam. And then, all the sudden, everything is shiny and blue... This is crack, and also my first story. Rated K simply for House.
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2008
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1960 - Favs: 2,042 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Film and Heels by Alexandra the Gray reviews
Done for a project in my photography class. Just humor, self and notself mockery.
Casablanca - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
House and Family by CSI Clue reviews
Greg House meets a few of Cuddy's relatives.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Published: 11/22/2006 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Ramblings or The House Official Fan Club by jeevesandwooster reviews
We love you House MD, oh yes we do. We love you House MD, and we'll be true. When it's not Tuesday, we're blue. Oh House MD we love you!
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,985 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 6/1/2005
His Holiness, Captain Sparrow by BethCG reviews
In which one of Jack Sparrow's most egregious crimes is recounted, and we learn the origin of his hair beads.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2003
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Tania's Retrieval Mission reviews
Tania goes into MNU to get Wikus things back. Drabble. Mostly about Tania, Wikus is only mentioned really, but he's very important to the plot. Please review. Enjoy!
District 9 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Tania V.D.M., Wikus V.D.M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ode to Kutner
Takes place after Simple Explanation. House goes to his office and finds a gift from Kutner. Slightly sad. Reviews are very appreciated!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
Attack of the Fan Club reviews
What if a Wilson fan club was just dropped into the House universe and they saw Wilson. This is what would probably happen. Rather long oneshot. Enjoy!
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
The Tale reviews
One stormy night in Tortuga, Oliver Hart tells a peculiar pirate captain the amazing story of how he came across a sack of gold. Enjoy!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete