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Joined 07-17-06, id: 1093176, Profile Updated: 08-13-08
Author has written 3 stories for Grease, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Sweeney Todd.

Don't Take Life Too Seriously.

You'll Never Get Out Of It Alive.

-Elbert Hubbard

Hello! My name's Sam and I'm a junior at the redneck tech! Welding, bitches.


Some of my favs are...

Movies:

The Dark Knight, Sweeney Todd, Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy, Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice, Tombstone, Jackass I and II, Grave Dancers, Poltergeist, Smokey the Bandit, Sleepy Hollow, The Goonies, Grease, Young Guns, The Long Riders

Books:

Dark Star, Full Tilt, King of the Wind, Writing on the Wall, Harry Potter Series, To Catch A Pirate, Seabiscuit, The Black Stallion Series, The Silver Kiss

TV Shows:

Spongebob Squarepants, How I Met Your Mother, Grey's Anatomy, Lost, CSI:Miami, Monster Garage, Mythbusters

Actors:

Bam Margera, Johnny Knoxville the entire Jackass Crew, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Heath Ledger, Emilio Estevez, Val Kilmer, Michael Biene, Michael Keaton

Actresses:

Kiera Kneightley, Whoopi Goldberg, Dana Delanie, Chandra Wilson

Music:

CKY, Smut Peddlers, Big Rich, H.I.M, Waylon Jennings, Toby Keith, Lynard Skynard, Bon Jovi, Motley Crew, ACDC, Guns Roses, Keith Urban, Rascal Flatts, Martina McBride

Thanks for reading!

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Aboard the Flying Dutchman by samus18 reviews
A girl recounts her life aboard the Flying Dutchman after the day she was sworn to serve it. Includes Maccus. :D *Re-written*. Rating for later chapters.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,127 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Davy Jones, Maccus, OC
To Trod a Path that Few Have Trod by Weaver Blyx reviews
What if Sweeney Todd had returned home...and been reuinited with his wife Lucy? What horrors will ensue thanks to Mrs. Lovett's romantic ambitions, Todd's thirst for vengeance, and Lucy's insanity?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,141 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 1/3/2008
The Hessian and the Lady by DuchessofBlackandRedRoses reviews
HessianOC original title The Hessian Finds a Witch. After years of sitting on the back burner, I decided to muster some motivation and do a re-write on this story. It's based on Tim Burton's Sleepy Hollow to which I claim no ownership except my OC. Enjoy!
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 2/16/2006
The demon's nightmare by Bellatrix wannabe 89 reviews
When a man comes to the pie shop, very interested in Mrs. Lovett, she quickly falls for the handsome stranger. She doesn't realize that Sweeney recognizes the look the man gives her; a look he gives his own victims, a look of wanting to see there blood.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,269 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Growing by xlawa reviews
--"You both have entered an entirely different world," Todd declared lowly.-- One evening, Mrs. Lovett experiences torture not unlike Lucy Barker's. A story of rape, betrayal, and passion. Soon to be Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,892 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Maybe by IchigoluvsRukiaforever reviews
Lydia, Beetlejuice, and Prince Vince find themselves in a fight for all of thier lives or unlives lol when a dual between the two lovesick fools find themselves and Lydia inside the world of the wonderful Sandworms! Can B and P.V. work together to save
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,790 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007
Eclipse by Sybl Angelkat reviews
Hessian/OC Dawn always had a thing for mystery and shadows. She never expected to go back in time, nor did she expect Sleepy Hollow. She also did not expect to meet the Hessian himself.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,204 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Nightmares by schneidahhh reviews
Mrs. Lovett is plagued by nightmares. The least likely of people will be there to help her through the nights. Sweeney/Lovett naturally.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008
Asylum by GreenWood Elf reviews
A series of oneshots detailing the life of Mrs. Lovett, the sometimes penniless, rarely proper but always murderous pie baker of Fleet Street. Mostly ToddLovett. Rating may go up.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,960 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
Screaming These Lies by PlagueOfPrague reviews
Years after the happenings of the movie: No one involved speaks ghosts, and they're quick to forget the happenings of a few years prior. Lydia is content to forget as well, until she has need for some otherworldly help. Rated T now, M later.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,666 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007
Chocolate Chips by Monstor reviews
Sweeney finds that he's bad at making cookies, but he's brought closer to his second family.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Tears by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Mr. Todd returns from one of his nigthly walks in the rain, thus waking Mrs. Lovett. She tries to look after him, but will he let her?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Happy Christmas by LaLaManfro reviews
ONESHOT. He again looked at her, and there, suddenly – for a few, precious moments – all of the hate had been drained from his face. And he was beautiful.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Will You Comfort Me? by Monstor reviews
He always knew Mrs.Lovett would be there to comfort him, but he never knew he would have needed it. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Forget My Face by Eurgh reviews
Those three words broke his heart. One shot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Do I Know You? by ForeverACharmedOne reviews
Do I know you? Lucy's thoughts before her murder by her husband's hand. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Lucy B., Sweeney T. - Complete
Am I Bad? by itsu-sual reviews
Though she knows she should be wary...Set in the cartoonverse, a look at how Beetlejuice and Lydia's relationship seems from the outside. T for suggestiveness.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
When You Say You Love Me by spaciireth reviews
He knows she only meant it in the just friends way, but it doesn't stop his heart from beating that tiny bit faster. SnapeLily oneshot, short and sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Winter colors by Larme Delamort reviews
[Small SPOILER of Deathly Hallows] If the snow covered the whole world outside, and the wind was blowing so coldly, why did he feel so warm? [Snape x Lily] [One Shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Think We're Alone Now by KellyClarkstonGirl reviews
Loosely based off of the song I think We're Alone Now Could have DH spoilers... if you really wanted it too... except that it really doesn't have any. Anywhoo, SeverusLily SnapexLily SeverusxLily SevLily SnapeLily ! Rating just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,267 - Reviews: 3779 - Favs: 3,865 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
True Past by creativedreamer48 reviews
Wild Hogs Jack wasn't always a biker. So what was he? This is the story that will tell all. So what really did happen? Rated T for language and somme stuff Derek does. Nothing very explicit! Please read! And review! I changed the title....so....yea.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007
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A Sane Reason For Insanity reviews
Johanna truthfully hoped that the demon barber had a moral reason for his gruesome actions. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
His Little Girl reviews
After Rizzo's unexpected death, Kenickie has very little time to figure out how to be a full time father to his young daughter. RnR!
Grease - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 8/31/2006
The Child reviews
A rather depressed 'Bootstrap' Bill Turner is comforted by a rather drunk Jack Sparrow. RnR.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2007 - William T./Bootstrap Bill, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete