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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

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Up Coming Projects: (That are of course, Naruto) Both SasuNaru :P

Is This Microphone on?

Summary: Naruto is a down on his luck comedian who may have just stumbled across his big break, but when he accidentally goes to a brothel instead of the comedy club, he may find himself in quite a pinch! Especially when a yakuza leader just bought him for 2 million yen! How's he going to explain this? And how is he going to pay the yakuza back!?

Genre: Humor/Romance (Or maybe...nah..Romance)

Covered in Thorns

Summary: Dark thoughts linger in every corner of Sasuke's mind. The emptiness of his heart lurking right behind his indifferent eyes. He learned not to think about it, not to speak about it. He wouldn't have dragged him down if he hadn't have been so kind to rescue him from himself on that snowy night.

Genre: Tragedy/ Angst (Plus romance, but oh yes, I feel like making you cry with this story that I've plotted inside of my head)

Plus, I've decided to take down Can't You Hear My Silent Screams?' and go over it and fix the very frequent mistakes and then re-post it. At the moment it'll be left alone until I get all the chapters back onto my laptop.



Hey! Disclaimer!- It’s been brought to my attention that some of the comebacks in my story are from the sitcom Scrubs. I’ve been told this by (NorthsideAngel) and I usually get most of the lines in this story from my friend’s little book filled with comebacks. So I apologize to those who think I ripped Scrubs off. The only thing that really stuck to me from that show was Guy’s love. That was fucking awesome! Anyways! Enjoy!


Oh yeah and don't feel bad Kyuuka! I read your story! And it's really good!

So, people! When you get done reading my story! You should totally read Kyuuka's story!

Called. "Shh, don't tell anyone!" Keep up with the good work!

And another really good story to read is by DemonicNightMaresOfAngel

Her story is called, "The Deal." Make them feel special by reviewing! :D

Thank you, thank you!

Some random things about ShonenYaoi

I do not own a Myspace, because I prefer not to be stalked or my face stolen.

I have indeed lost an argument to myself, but that was only because I was trying to convince myself that the voices will go away.

I've seen flying caterpillars drown in the grass.

I am the odd one who tries to stand on one foot, balancing the heaviest text book I can find, on my face.

I order pizza and pay the delivery man eight dollars in pure change, if he rings the wrong door.

I'll walk around an entire room only realizing I didn't have to move in the first place.

-One of my vendettas are extreme cross-dressing people. If you're a boy wearing a bra...then yes I have a problem. Not because you're

gay but because you're dressing like a girl.

-I've been called weird, freak, odd, different, unusual, but it's just most people don't know how to reply to a person sitting in a corner talking to pink dragons

and flying cabs!

-One of my favorite lines to people who get on my nerves -clears throat and stretches out hand- "Just put your face here and save me the trouble of bringing my pimp

hand to your face."

I know about Fall of Troy and Fall out Boys.

I spend countless hours on the computer because there's just nothing else better than leveling, and chatting with people without having to face them.

The only tan I get is a Computer Screen Tan.

I'm extremely lazy and forgetful. I forget to eat if I'm on the computer too long, the only way I'll remember is when I take my hands off the keyboard to stretch.

About ShonenYaoi:

Hmm, let's see, I'm a strict and complete yaoi fan.

Not a big fan of anything else. Hm, I like to make people laugh

But not as much as I like to make them cry. I'm a huge SasuNaru

fan, but I also just LOVE NejiNaru and ItaNaru. I basically love anything that's yaoi.

Well, besides shota to a certain extent, like Boku No Pico. Oh god...that was disgusting.

Ah yes, and I can be pshyco to a certain extent that makes me shudder at the

very image of a straight jacket, because I can picture me being taken away with

one on and a giant sedation needle in my ass.

I'll add this paragraph on meh aswell. O:

Che'yall can call me Sho' if you want. I personally don't care what it is.

Just as long as it doesn't have something to do with a dog, or, something...

Ten things I dislike such as:

1.Loud and excessive talking, and you're not talking to anyone.

2.Someone who pretends they're doing/talking to someone/something important on their cellphone

when in actuality they're just pushing their sound button to get the ringtone from it to make it

seem like someone is calling.

3.People who try to say that their ugly just so people would disagree with them and tell them they're not.

-I personally just agree with them and just say. "Meh, you're just a tad bit fugly, but I can deal with it."

4.People who go "OOOOOOOh" Just because someone says like. "I like nuts, especially the ones with honey on it."

It's a statement! Not a phonesex line!

5.Homophobics. And not going any further on this one.

6. Painfull shits. Owie. ;_;

7. People who over react to stuff, like they feel the need to bury their face in their hands just because someone

said their name was nice. Just go up to them and kick the shit out of them, and say. "Oops, must've over-reacted to your over-reacting."

8. People who does something stupid, then automatically plays dumb when they're caught. "Uh, no, I didn't write that, even though it's my name and you have me on footage."

9. People who take about a day to come up with a comeback. They chase after you the next day and out of the blue say some over the top shit. And you totally forgot what they were saying it for.

10. People who get angry WAY too fast and for no reason.

"Dude, you can have the last piece of pizza, it's not even worth it."

Ten things I like:

1. Friendly peeps who can take a joke.

2. Smooth shits.

3. People who say um, alot. -makes me laugh.-

4. People who spend too much time on the computer they find themselves "LOL'ing" instead of laughing.


6. People who enjoy being lazy with other lazy people.

7. Excersizing my right to misspell things and not even notice, or wants to see if it's the correct spelling.

8.People who act like themselves because they actually like themselves.

9.People who aren't afraid to laugh at themselves.

10. SasuNaru!:D

I'm quite lazy, but I can manage to do a few things like, roll over, sit up, move my fingers

quickly across a keyboard. Yeah the usual. I have a fast fat burning thingy -medtabilizm?-

So I don't gain weight easily, and I work out, but only when I need to. -like extra activity stuff-

So I manage to stay a cool 108lbs. Oh and I'm such a loser to games. But I hate new crap.

I like oldskool games. Woot Mario! But because of Mario I"m no longer allowed go to a pet

shop. I got kicked out for jumping on the turtles and riding their shells through the store.

And breaking the snakes' glass home thingy to get the mushrooms out of it.

Welp! That's all I have to say about me, for now. O.O Bwanananah


Quote for teh day! -or atleast until I update.-: Funniest thing that ever came out of you was, haha, me.


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The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3911 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 1,812 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Sasuke's Love, Sakura's Lie by Kittryn reviews
SasuNaru! Sasuke loves Naruto, Sakura loves Sasuke and Naruto has no idea what he thinks. Sakura decides to use Naruto as her boyfriend to make Sasuke jealous. It worked but not for her and what happens when Sasuke's inner turmoil gets the better of him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,902 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Lovers Tragedy by Miya Azeab reviews
Naruto is being neglected by his hard working boyfriend, Sasuke. Neji loves Naruto and plans to make the blonde his. Will Sasuke let that happen? AU, OC, SasuNaru & NejiNaru REWRITTEN
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,111 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Going To A Town by AlmostL0v3r reviews
If being a social outcast wasn't enough, Naruto get his ass handed to him on a silver platter of humiliation. Naruto tries find himself only to be devestated by the one person he thought fell for. NejiNaru, Implied SasuNaru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Neji H., Naruto U.
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2745 - Favs: 4,570 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Top Floor by KandKL reviews
Sasuke is sent to a mental hospital for treatment for his special condition. If the doctors and tests don't kill him, his fellow patients might. Except for a certain blondehaired boy...SasuNaruSasu eventually with some NejiShika. Rated for languagecontent
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 110,100 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
I Love Teaching by writehanded reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is a young, popular English teacher at Konoha High School. His calm, uncomplicated life is turned on its head when Uchiha Sasuke, a gorgeous senior, puts the moves on his sensei—big time. SasuNaru. Warnings and such inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,552 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Cracks in the Sidewalk by 1957 reviews
AU. Naruto's life revolves around music, and he hopes to start a band. Sasuke is a transfer student with a knack for composition and a secret love for rock n' roll. SasuNaru GaaNaru NejiNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,418 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
It Never Hugs Back by myinukoi reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is broke. And in order to obtain money, he forces his oblivious friend to go on dates with guys who had their eyes on the blond for quite a while. But was he supposed to fall in love with the idiot too? This could prove hectic... SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,230 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Hips by HeartBeatFast reviews
Light just so happens to prefer the rear end...he's not a 'boobs' man. Onesided LightxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Light Y., L
Wertham's Law by RobinRocks reviews
[A BatmanxRobin love story] In 1954, Dr Fredric Wertham wrote a book called Seduction of the Innocent, in which he accused Batman and Robin of being gay. So naturally there’s fun afoot when the Teen Titans visit Gotham! Cowritten with Narroch. SATIRE.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,116 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Robin, Cyborg - Complete
Endless by Phoenix Loken Dayze reviews
After Soubi bonds with Loveless, he is judged for joining with a second Sacrifice. He is sentence to the cruel and torturous Endless...where a man must watch his worst nightmare come to life. SoubiRitsu, SeimeiRitsuka dark, torture, NC, shota, MastServ
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/27/2007
Sunshine After the Rain by Misaki Sakura reviews
Sasuke was a troubled yet rich boy. Naruto was an orphan who wanted to know his family. Their meeting in Konoha high was not what they expected. What secret did Naruto have? AU. Warning : shonenai. Definitely SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,623 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 6/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Love Me by myinukoi reviews
And to such lengths we will go to have our love reciprocated. Onesided SasuNaru. Onesided SasuSaku. Onesided LeeSaku. Implied NejiNaru. 5 chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Haunted House on the Hill by FastForward reviews
Naruto is the biggest scaredycat in town, so what happens when he's dared to stay in a supposedly haunted house, and his rival finds out? Full summary inside. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Foxed! by The-Lost-Ninjas reviews
Due to a freakish accident, Naruto is stuck in the form of a chibi fox! Now he must escape the clutches of the evil Sasuke! ...yeah... YaoiSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,047 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twisted Love for You by ultamitblueyes reviews
Little Naruto, always crying for a friend. Little Sasuke, wanted attention from his brother. Naruto gets a new friend, Sasuke's still lonely. Naruto won't let him be... AU, Shounenai, SasuNaru, ItaOC, KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,998 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Uchiha Heir by HeirofHoHo reviews
Naruto is given the ablity to revive his husband's clan. Yet why is his husband unhappy about this. SasuNaru, ItaNaru, mpreg, yaoi, rape, cutting, M for a reason
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Naruto U.
Handle With Care by Morbid Dreamer reviews
Is it possible to pick the peices up from a broken soul and put them back together again? Just how fragile could one person truly be..? SasuNaru Shounen ai. Angst angst angst. Summaries are not my friends..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,925 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 10/7/2005
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Is This Microphone On? reviews
Naruto is a down on his luck comedian, and when he finally gets his big break he accidentally winds up in a brothel and bought for 2 million yen by the biggest yakuza. He may be in for more than just a joke or two! SasuNaru ItaNaru NejiNaru GaaNaru, alot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,348 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
What Comes After The Rain? reviews
If there's one thing Naruto's good at, it's racing. When Naruto accidentally slips a love letter into Uchiha Sasuke's locker, he might just have to use it to get Sasuke to keep quiet. What'll happen if Sasuke wins? SasuNaru NejiNaru GaaNaru, ItaNaru, alot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 93,574 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Can't You Hear My Silent Screams? reviews
Scars and bruises can be covered up right? What about a scream? How long can you ignore a scream before it eventually becomes silent? Who knows? Naruto knows and Sasuke begins to know. SasuNaru, NejiNaru, ItaNaru, GaaNaru, AraNaru OOC Sasuke for first chp
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,950 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.