Harry is going to be the new Hogwarts Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. Unfortunately, he finds out Draco Malfoy is also going to be starting as a Hogwarts professor. Their rivalry is, of course, not budging. But since they're teachers now, they're not allowed to fight. They become terribly competitive and their students start to get a different idea about their relationship

Two-shot. America’s boss kind of sucks, but America thinks some part of himself must like it. Why else would he do nothing to get out of his situation? T for physical violence/abuse.

Since as long as he could remember Alfred fights against all odd to keep his family together. From an abusive caretaker in an orphanage to his cruel English master, Alfred gives everything to provide for his sick brother. Yet, what will happen when all his secrets come out into the open? How will Mattie handle his brothers greatest secret, that he has been selling himself sexually.

(Used to be "Bunny"; new title suggested by purenguyening on Tumblr.) Romano is a good friend and lover, so he keeps Spain's most embarrassing secret hidden for centuries. But Romano is also a little shit, so he mocks the hell out of him, too. Spamano. One-shot.

America and England have endless petty squabbles, no surprise really. Father and daughter are very much alike, despite the estrangement causing both such pain. But after an accident, America is transported back to a time before she knew her father; a time he never spoke of. Terrified and curious, she learns many new things, while the present-day Arthur scrambles to bring her home.

Alfred and Matthew are spending the summer with their father's friend, Mr Kirkland, who lives in the small village of HetaVille. Mr Kirkland was a strange, peculiar person. The people of HetaVille were also, however, their new friends Arthur and Francis may be able to help them through the summer. FrUs and CanEng.

Tony messes around with memories and a bit of America's Nation DNA and creates a problem. No one remembers America or anything of his people. Cue Alfred deciding to troll the rest of the nations until the mess is cleared up.

Antonio is a man whose world revolves around anyone but himself. Lovino is a man with dreams bigger than a job behind a drugstore counter. Antonio is broken; Lovino is incomplete. Will a chance meeting lead them to mending their cracks and finding their missing pieces? Human AU, trigger warning for self-harm.

Arriving at the front door of America's house in the middle of the night without any advance notice, there is something that Romano must absolutely do.

In which Romano needs an outlet and America is intoxicatedly inlove.

Not much is known about Karma Akabane's personal life. And, quite frankly, he likes it that way. It's not that he doesn't trust his friends in class 3-E, it's just that... well, some things are just better off being kept secrets.

The 5 inch barrier between the two men was really annoying to the reserved asian Kiku. While the rambunctious american Alfred, seemed rather obvious of it. Until Kiku brought it up one faithful night. AmeriPan lemon/smut, DOMINATE Kiku, funny plot(?). I hope you like it, Kiku needs to top more often in my opinion. Day 7 of Valentine's day oneshots

Alfred and Matthew are back for their second year at Hogwarts! Alfred may be going mad and spends a lot more time with his head in the clouds and Matthew has a little more bitterness and a little less invisibility. Harry, meanwhile, is hearing voices. Ron is having odd dreams and Hermione has a crush the size of Russia (not literally. He comes later!). Rated T for safety

With the experience of multiple partners in his life, Alfred has developed his fair share of rules when it comes to dating. Join this charming casanova as he leaves many broken hearts in his wake. Based off the song How to be a Heartbreaker by Marina and the Diamonds. Oneshot

Alfred is a young 18-year-old convict serving a life sentence in maximum security. Ivan is a corrupt Chief Warden running an illicit protection racket whose interest is piqued by the new blond inmate. Russia/America. Prison!AU.

Puritan Alfred was very concerned for his dear woodsman friend Mr. Arthur Kirkland, so he offed to tell him of witches in their midst, but when Alfred understands that there had really been a witch, the demons summoned by such black magic are instantly attracted to him. And this Puritan was thriving with a very pure heart. What are demons to do but taint the light? Happy Halloween!

America gets a call in the middle of a world meeting, and both he and Russia start freaking out. Rated T for language only.

Karma kills Korosensei at the price of the lives of the whole class and learns that denial is a bliss. Nagisa can't help but watch Karma break apart a little, bit by bit, until every single truth is exposed, covered up, exposed again and then brutally shoved into his face. KarmaxNagisa

Doing things that are in no way related to academics or skills will most likely result in a fiasco when it comes to Asano Gakushuu. AsanoxKarma

What happens when you have a drama class in an all boys school? A whole lot of gay. Alfred is stuck playing the role of Juliet in their interpretation of Romeo and Juliet, and if that wasn't bad enough, his Romeo is his nemesis, Ivan .

They thought it was France who influenced America from England. That only Prussia influenced America's military. That only England's culture was completely entwined with America. But someone else was pulling the strings and Rome was waiting to rise again. He wants his empire back -cultivating America into an Empirical Nation equates.

Magical creatures are extremely rare, if you have one you are considered a god. So what happens when a newly crowned king finds out he is related to one?

Pirate Arthur Kirkland is know and fear throughout the 4 kingdoms, however the fame and wealth is not enough for him. His fate will start to change when he has the power of three wishes, and getting everything he ever wanted. Which includes King Alfred... UKUS Aladdin Cardverse

It's a tough life for men living in the U.S. of A. who have the rare ability to give birth. But male mothers Alfred and Feliciano manage as well as they can. But what happens when their ex-lovers suddenly come back into the picture 8 years later, the same ex-lovers that dumped them and never found out about the pregnancy? Read on and find out. Rated M for lemon and mpreg.

A series of one-shots detailing the life and times of the lovely Amelia F. Jones, or to most, the United States of America. There will be love, tears, laughter, and the occasional boob joke, so come along for the ride and prepare for the awesomeness that is America. (RusFem!Ame) Chapter 23: All The Songs And Sexual Innuendoes Learned On An 1800s Whaling Ship

Alfred has been taken care of by Gilbert for as long as he can remember, being isolated from the outside world. When Alfred is taken by a mysterious group, he soon finds out he has been lied to his whole life. Now as different groups try to gain Alfred's trust in order to use his abilities for their own needs, who will Alfred trust? PruAme, one sided America x tons of people.

Enter A.F. Jones, the bubbly, high cheek-boned bartender extraordinaire. Bartender!America AU

(My first fanfic) England is abusive of America; but what happens when France finds out? Pre Revolutionary war period. FrUS (or UkUS if you want to look at it that way). Yaoi, don't like don't read.

Arthur Kirkland, a feared pirate, loves coming to the town of Execution, he loves it for one reason and one reason only, the love of his life. Lemon, Smut, Hetalia. If you don't like any of those get out. Pirate!Arthur x Crossdressing!Alfred. Trust me it may sounds terrible, but it's mostly poetic descriptions and sex. *smiles*

Alfred and his family move to America and a new school.But with trying to hide their serects can the family stay together.Warnings inside. 2p nations

The most awesome case of deja-vu ever leads to a discovery of epic proportions. And how could Prussia not help the little gender-confused American? Honestly England, Hungary and America have more in common than you thought... Fem!America hiding her gender throughout history. Lots of bro moments and laugh attacks. Rated for a bit o' bad language.

Alfred is not just a pretty face and kind smile. He is not a normal young man. He is the spider, and all else are the flies. He preys upon them with satisfaction and a want for more. AU, warnings on each chapter, eventual RusAme.

Throughout lore and myth, the crow is seen as a symbol of death and is scorned. But to America, in his legends, the crow is something very different entirely. America tells the other nations his view of the crow through one of his myths.

America likes coffee, but not as much as the taste of tea though. Ukus because we need more of it.

It was decided by all nations that America and Canada had to be the strangest nations in the world. Who else would be crazy enough to do half the stuff they do? We blame England and France. Each chapter based on a quote.

Alfred is forced to share some details and confesses to his lovers. (PWP. Established foursome between Alfred/Ivan/Francis/Arthur)

America knows that he's Zero, as that's usually the number he roles. As for One through Five, he's landed on them on the occasion… He was terrified to let them out. But, as he fingered the die in his hand, he wondered if he should role another number. DISCONTINUED.

Sometimes you care for someone so much that it hurts, and you still don't know how much they care for you.

Ivan makes a list about the many things about Alfred. [RusAme]

Stargazing is America's stress relief. Here, he contemplates for a moment why this is, and why he's never allowed any of the other nations to come with him.

(Animal hybrids.) On a hunting patrol, Ludwig spots the beautiful Vixen Amelia, but to spare her life, she must become a pack servant! Drama, fights, romance, and fluff, literally! Rated M for later chapters, cussing and such. Just to be safe. Main pairing is GerMerica, and also a few poor FemAmerica gets dragged into. J

There's a reason Japan won't let anyone see him without a shirt on, not even his girlfriend America. Especially not her. Being a nation isn't always easy, and sometimes you can get hurt... Japanxfem!America fluffshot

Amelia had truly believed she could have it all. / Russia/fem!America human AU, 1950s with a guest appearance from Hungary.

Ludwig, a wolf humanoid, is about to eat a rabbit and it begs to live and makes a deal with Alfred, a rabbit humanoid; and now Alfred must serve Ludwig. How will this young rabbit live with a pack of wolves? Germerica!

A repository for Kinkmeme de-anons and also for a few story ideas that would otherwise never see the light of day. Mostly UKUS, with UK Eng Scot Wales /US, UKChina, and Finland/Sweden so far. Everything ranging from wingkink to dubcon to genfic!

19th century London welcomes two brothers who were imprisoned on an Island for the Crime of Murder. Now they have returned to fulfill a few goals: Revenge and a New Life. Based off of Sweeney Todd, Follow the Vargas Brothers through their pain. ItaAme.

She's the best that has ever been his. This is the story of Aelfled and Francis, a love that will last through the ages. AU Fem!AmericaxFrance FrNyo!US Lemon, swearing. Based off the Taylor Swift song "Mine".

Canada and America live through the last century's calamities together, and they know in their hearts that Pax Americana will never break. Can/US

Amelia left home after an argument with her fathers three years ago. Now she's back with a Fiancee, and six months pregnant. Contains FEMAmerica, France & England as papas, fianceeRussia, better than I made it sound, I swear XD

Ivan is not happy with the fact that he wasn't the first nation to top Alfred...not happy at all. So, he decides, with the help of Matthew, to interrogate him until the truth is revealed... Has turned into a series of oneshots Russia x America x Canada

AU! Ivan and Alfred have always played together. Ivan has always helped Alfred when he was hurt./ Character Death, Suicide, Blood, Boy love. Don't like don't read.

AU Canada looks at his little sister who's land once belonged to him. The land that was now called America. He sees the insanity in his little siters eyes and feel the guilt for being the one who had placed it there. FemAmerica

"You're mine, America," Canada whispers, lavender eyes gleaming in the dim light. "Mine." Warning: Noncon.

Yandere!France and Yandere!America, both being just a bit disturbingly creepy. "Francis would show the boy what he did to people who made Alfred cry. Only he had the privilege to cause those tears to fall." France/America

Revolutionary fiction, Where Prussia decides he'll train America to fight. Warnings: yaoi, joint written, human names used half the time, and um... a bit of historical inaccuracy... it's mostly smut people.

My first veela fic. Draco's a veela but Harry is ignoring him. Why? DMxHP

Well if you're Draco Malfoy they are... DMHP bottom!Draco/top!Harry