ChickenDeNoodleyNoodleIII
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Joined 07-18-06, id: 1093529, Profile Updated: 02-15-09
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto.

As of 4/4/07, I have wiped my profile clean to make way for a brand new and politcal view free one!

Name: ChickenDeNoodleyNoodle the Third, but you can call me Ted

Place of Habitation: The back of your mind, where each one of your fears reside, poking at your conciousness, making you see things in the dark that aren't there, and giving bad images of your mother in bed with a big fat "Hell's Angels" biker with a handlebar mustache and is bald.

Occupation: High School Student, and a proud member of the International Lunatic Association. I also work in my dad's Elephant Ear wagon, but I'm mostly there as eye candy to entice the customers

Favorite Food: Tamales. You know, the little mexican food/pastry thing that is wrapped in a corn husk? It tastes delicous

Favorite Drink: Tea. Raspberry, Peach, Green Apple, and Green Tea just about cover the type I drink most commonly

Favorite Band: Rammstein, Godsmack, and the Scorpions. Rock you like a hurricane, baby!

Favorite Song: "Eris and Dysnomia", A Skylit Drive

Favorito Video Juego: Fallout 3. It is one of the creepiest and kickass games, ever, and fuck you if you say otherwise!

Favorite Atomic Mass: 183.84... Tungsten Rules!!

Favorite Anime/Manga (In Order): Peacemaker, Outlaw Star, Trigun, Gundam Wing, Naruto, Bleach, Ai Yori Aoshi, DN Angel, Pokemon (only the original, the new one sucks!), Ah!My Goddess, Tenchi Muyo, Petshop of Horrors, and many others, soon to come.

I mostly read Naruto Fanfiction, so here is my list of favorite pairings, but I read everything, including Yaoi.

Anyway...:

Naru/Sasu

Naru/Harem: Is my most favorite, even though it's technically not a pairing, but multiple ones. I don't care, it's still my favorite, and I've read more than 6 Uber-awesome Harem Fics, and I like to re-read them many times over.

Neji/Naru: This pairing is my most favorite Crack Yaoi pairing, becuase these two are practically polar opposites. Most Neji/Naru's are friggin hilarious

Naru/Sasu-Sasu/Naru

Naru/Hina

Naru/Tema

Naru/TenTen

Naru/Hanabi

Naru/Saku

Naru/Anko

Neji/Saku: Once again... major LOL factor... hell, just about any romance story with a Neji in it's pairing has some sort of humor in it... except for a crapload of NejiHina's... those are usually disturbing and full of angst... or really cute and adorable, your choice (pick wisely!!)

Kiba/Saku

Lee/Saku

(Occasionally) Naru/OC

(Will be updated later)

And now we move on to a feature that I stole from Soul of the Silver Phoenix... kinda: (Oh, and to mention, the stories are placed in no real particular order amongst their individual subjects. They are just arranged as I put them there.)

Chicken's list of Kick Ass Naruto Fanfictions, because those are the only ones that he reads! (Oh, and please note... most of these are Romance stories, so watch out for you actiony people out there!)
Best NaruHarem Stories:
Entwined Tails- MountainWind
From Ramen With Love- Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin
Shrouded Orange- Vesvius B
All for One- Vesvius B
Every Woman Loves a Man That Will Listen- I haven't found the author to this story, and I can't find it using the search engine... somebody help me!

Best Naru/Other (non-standard Naru/Saku Naru/Hinata)
Naruto: No Boy, No Cry- Tsurumaki (Naru/Anko. Lemon Fic)
Naruto: No Boy, No Cry II- Tsurumaki (Once again, Naru/Anko. Lemon Fic)
Naruto: No Boy, No Cry III- Tsurumaki (Hey! Guess what! Naruto/Anko again! Lemon Fic)
Naruto: Bandages- Tsurumaki (You'll never guess what... Naruto and Anko! w00tn3ss! Not-so-Lemon Fic, but with awesome lemon in it!)
Kiss and Yell- Doc Destructo (Naru/Ino oneshot... amusing, this)
The Golden Fox- Nyce456 (Naru/OC. Note: Action/Adventure, not a romance story.)

(Will be updated later)

Hey! You'll never guess what! School is finally over for the summer (total w00t by teh way), and I'm going to finally be working on my stories again, and also (Gasp!) a bunch of other stories. And for you people out there who are fucking nagging about Naruto's Dead... well, your wait will soon be over. I almost have the third chapter done, after much procrastination and ignoring, it should be finished before the end of July, along with a bunch of other chappies for my other stories.

Oh! And major suprise! One of the stories I'm working on is not going to be romance based! It's actually going to be a serious story! GASPALICIOUS!!

1/28/08
Many of my stories are officially on HIATUS!! Which means that they may not be updated for a very long time, because I am a lazy bastard with writer's block. However, I will be posting new stories because my mind is overactive in its laziness (Figure that one out)!! Either way, these stories will not be updated for a while.

Over and out,
-Ted/ChickenDeNoodleyNoodle the Third

Alright, so now I have a live journal. I've also written a rather lengthy lesson on how to write FanFiction. If you would like to take a look at this "How To" paper, follow this link: Chicken's Awesome Fanfiction Writing Lesson
So... read it and enjoy! It's rather amusing if I do say so myself!

Hey! Guess what? I have fan art! FAN ART!!
Hatake Kakashi - Project 5776 by: Cabose5

If you are a procrastinator, and hate doing labor, work, or chores of any sort, post this into your profile... sometime soon.

The problem with being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious.

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The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3890 - Favs: 2,197 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Your Smile by MissMinnie08 reviews
IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REVAMPED! I can remember the exact moment that I fell in love with you. You looked up at me...and smiled. NejiHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Neji H., Hinata H.
More Than Just A Murder by AkitaFallow reviews
As bodies pile up and evidence remains scarce, the CSI team has to fight against increasingly strange circumstances and an even stranger suspect in order to solve what is likely the most complicated case they have ever encountered. /FMA 2003 anime, NOT CoS compliant/
Crossover - CSI & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 200,940 - Reviews: 2087 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Gil G., Edward E. - Complete
Amongst the Daisies by katsuyo reviews
Multichapter. Why does love have to be such a messy business? Ino finds a new love after experiencing heartbreak.So who is the guy and why all the mystery?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,198 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Ino Y., Shino A.
Training for the Job by Desaix reviews
NaruSaku. Summary removed due to too many complaints.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 451,001 - Reviews: 2892 - Favs: 2,431 - Follows: 1,740 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Just Like Heroin by VanityWantsYou reviews
It never ends well when you fall in love with a straight man. REWRITE OF THIS STORY IN THE WORKS. READ LAST CHAPTER. NaruSasu and SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 225,354 - Reviews: 4177 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
After the pain by Legilmyth reviews
Naruto finds Temari beaten and raped he saves her life and tries to help her get over the ordeal. But Naruto is hiding a pain of his own that could get in the way of him helping.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 258,635 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 1,984 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
All You Ever Wanted by paper-star017 reviews
One boy. One girl. One horrible destiny. One unforgettable moment. Rated M for blood and violence, and possibility of a shade of sexual content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,462 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Life of Uzumaki Naruto by VenomLord reviews
At the age of 5 Naruto has a tragic encounter with the Villagers of Konoha. During which he meets the Kyubi for the first time, and changes his life forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 346,148 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 2,994 - Follows: 2,363 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Entwined Tails by MountainWind reviews
When they met in a dream both were fulfilled, but slowly he forgot. She has not, and she has come to his life for one purpose: to serve and love him. The only problem is a certain kunoichi or two may object. Warnings and pairings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 109,784 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Kitsune no Hanabi by rootathell reviews
The Hyuuga have always been a traditional family. The Clan Head and the Main Branch ruled over the Branch family. For years it was Hinata's fate to end up as a Branch member and Hanabi's to be the next Clan Head. But not now. Rated for future stuff
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,233 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
For the Love of my Friends by Foxie-sama reviews
NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 522,144 - Reviews: 5598 - Favs: 4,292 - Follows: 3,012 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Arduous Dilemma by TenshiXXX reviews
Due to a special ability passed down to a select few within the Hyuuga Clan, Neji has sworn to never lose his virginity. Unsurprisingly, Gaara destroys his resolution without much effort, leaving Neji with one big problem. GaaNeji MPreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,610 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Gaara, Neji H.
Boys by Casey V reviews
It's about growing up, mostly. Sometimes it's about love and sometimes it's about friendship. Sometimes it's about hockey. But sometimes it's about the difference between what's real and what's fake, between being a boy and being a man. Riku/Sora, Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,135 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Worship by RubberDuckies reviews
Kid thinks it's about time Black Star got the worship that the wannabe god deserves...kidXblackstar
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Death The Kid, Black Star - Complete
Shrouded Orange by Vesvius reviews
Naruto and Sasuke died in the Valley of the End. Almost as soon as death takes them, they're attacked by a giant monster with a hole in it. And who the hell's that kid with the white hair? NarutoBleach Xover. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,851 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Naruto U.
Invert by Marz1 reviews
HP FMA Crossover: They don't care about equivalence, only prophecy. Traveling in a strange world fighting human monsters in skull masks, Ed plans to show them how the world really works.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,723 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Harry P., Edward E.
Into the Woods by kyubiteaser reviews
Naruto and Hinata are sent on a simple mission: delivering medicine, but get sidetracked on an adventure neither one of them saw coming PART 1 OF MY SERIES INTO THE WORLD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,020 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Golden Fox by Nyce456 reviews
After Naruto and company failed to return Sasuke, he was banished from the village. six years later, with the Akatuski and Sound defeated, The Cloud has declared war on the Leaf. Tsunade believes there is one person who can help, the Golden Fox himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 447,425 - Reviews: 4016 - Favs: 5,018 - Follows: 2,648 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Sculpting for Dummies by demonrubberducky reviews
chap. 362 spoilers Deidara finds himself in trouble, and it's up to Tobi to come to his rescue. Just how far is he willing to go for his sempai, especially when Deidara doesn't want to be saved? TobiDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,977 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Sea of Sand by Sonnie reviews
People travel great distances to find love...Sometimes they don't have to. Tenten learns that in her hurry to flee what was tying her down, she was really distancing herself from those who cared about her most. This is her journey back to them...and him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,620 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Tenten, Neji H.
Broken Hearts, Shattered Dreams by pudgypudge reviews
It's been three years since Sakura left Naruto and his son behind for Sasuke. Broken hearted, he cut himself off from society. Now his friends want him back in the fold, and a certain blonde has even grander plans for everyone's favorite jinchuuriki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,792 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 3,173 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Important by KasiaNoodle reviews
Sasuke is a business man, and doesn't realise how much he is neglecting his boyfriend, Naruto. A man who desires Sasuke for himself traps Naruto at work, and rapes him with the intention of killing him too...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,202 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The 'Great' Springtime of Youth by vieiraa3 reviews
[NejixTenten] Neji gets to experience the 'Great' Springtime of Youth his teacher values so greatly. Woohoo! ...not. Slight crack, but becomes a little more sane near the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,578 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Tooth Fairy by VanityWantsYou reviews
Naruto loses his first baby tooth and has a little encounter with the tooth fairy. SasuNaru...sorta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Underdog Hollow by Kraken's Ghost reviews
The greatest patriot will do anything for his country and pay any price to protect it. He doesn't care for honor or contempt, nor even if the country deserves his sacrifice. A true patriot never fails. Never. [Not Easy Reading] [Dark Themes]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,076 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 196 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
All for One by Vesvius reviews
Naruto might be hated by the villagers, but he has been accepted by a much more important group in Konoha: The thirteen primary clans of the ninja. Not only that, he's been adopted by them. Meet Naruto, heir of the fourteen clans! NaruHarem. Runner Up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,248 - Reviews: 3375 - Favs: 3,087 - Follows: 2,793 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Naruto U.
From Ramen with Love by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 470,465 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 2,547 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
At war with Angels by Chibi Haku reviews
Meet Edward, your average low class teen in the year 3050. Except for one thing. Every night, before he sleeps, he feels like he has wings. [AU, cussing and violence. RoyXEd]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 93,728 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
That Stupid Dream by paws-bells reviews
NejiSaku It was all because of that stupid dream. Then he just had to go and kiss her. Then all of a sudden he could not seem to get her out of his head. Who would have guessed that Neji was actually such a pervert at heart?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,307 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H.
Naruto: Bandages by Tsurumaki reviews
A followup to the No Boy, No Cry series... Anko X Naruto Rated MA for Lemon action
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,510 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Donuts Make You Fat by VanityWantsYou reviews
Gaara goes to the gym to lose weight after Temari tells him he's fat. There, he meets the ever youthful Rock Lee! GaaLee oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Haunted by MagenKyotenChiten reviews
[GaaSaku]16 year old Sakura Haruno looks like an ordinary intelligant nerdy high school girl, but she has gone through more than anyone can imagine....Being abused and tortured both, physically and mentally everyday. Can someone save her from this hell?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,748 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Lunatic by ArAshiMitArAshi reviews
[ShikaIno] Sequel for Roomies. What exactly happened in one month after they lived together again. Ups and downs between them before converting into solid relationship. To put it simply, it's all about relationship...and sex. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,990 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y.
Valentine's Day Surprise by Ryo Toya reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and Sasuke wants to tell Naruto how he feels. But where is he? Yaoi. SasuNaruSasu. Rated M for romance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Always Up Front by C-loke reviews
Yaoi. An AU...Is there such a thing as two identites in one being? Neji tries to understand Naruto better, when he caught a glimpse of the real Naruto. A NarutoNeji pairing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,379 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Naruto U., Neji H.
The Trouble with Foxes by Juggalomalice reviews
Kyuubi is bored and wants out and has forced Naruto to be her guide. Now he's finding that foxes are more trouble than they're worth. Will he be able tame the wild and rude foxgirl before she drives him crazy and broke. A NarutoxfemaleKyuubi romance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Learn to Love by Makkura Arashi reviews
She smiled at the Dark haired boy. 'The patient you will be working with Uchihakun, is Uzumaki Naruto. He has been paralysed from waist down and i'm sure he'd appreciate your concern' AU Yaoi. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,433 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Wager of Love by Naruto x Temari reviews
What happens when a certain Hokage and a Kazekage make a little arrangement that sends Konoah’s number one loudest ninja to Suna for a year, with a certain sand kunoichi as his escort? A Naruto Temari fanfic, because I love this pairing. Rated M for later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,200 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
So who's holding the leash? by wayofthepen reviews
Naruto is hit by a nasty jutsu that gives his body foxlike traits, and his mind the intelligence of one. He is trusted to Kiba's team, but Hinata comes to realize a little embarrassment is the least of her worries.NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,015 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Revelations of the Mind by Stillnotwalking reviews
NaruSaku 5 years after Naruto went on a mission and what happens after he comes back.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,494 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
To Reach The Unreachable Star by Cup Ramen reviews
17 years of hate from the villager's is alot to take in. Even an powerful shinobi can take so much until someone takes his dream away. Watch Naruto struggle to keep the dream alive NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,829 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Kiss and Yell by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 275 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
To Mend a Broken Soul by I.Plead.Ignorance reviews
Suna is in great need for medinin, but Gaara only wants the best to save his people. Tsunade couldn't do it, so in comes Sakura. Unknowingly, she ends up healing not just lives but a broken soul of the Kazekage as well.M for adult sit. &LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,654 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
What Do You See When You Look At Me? by lonely whisperz reviews
Hinata meets Gaara on the roof of the Hyuuga house for the first time. Lives and destinies entwine... Will they find what they are looking for in each other?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,346 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Moments by myinukoi reviews
Eleven amusing oneshots depicting the humorous moments between our two favorite boys. Mainly SasuNaru and mildly others. Mentions of shounenai and het.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,366 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
ITS A SIGN OF APOCAYLSE by darkcollision reviews
its a normal Averge day for Kakshi when things go weird. NARUTO NOT WANTING TO TRY NEW RAMEN? LEE WHO DOESN't LISTEN TO GUY? ITS TRULY A SIGN OF APOCAYLSE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Tangled Web by narutosramen reviews
His birth was unconventional at best while she was new to the school and told to avoid the prankster. An unconventional relationship between two mysterious people soon formed. NaruxSaku AU OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,317 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to GAARA by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own SABAKU NO GAARA unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your super creepy, demon possessed insomniac, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Coming Home by bhanesidhe reviews
This is an unnecessary part to a much bigger brainchild. 5254 words. narutoXsakura[Xsasuke] A threesome fic with only two people coupling. Odd, I know [FanArt Available]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
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Just One Can reviews
Sasuke is craving his precious Diet Coke, and is faced with a horrible dilemma... One Shot, Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Project 5776 reviews
Project JINCHUURIKI… a plot by the government to make superhuman superweapons. Created by the wicked Akatsuki Organization, a private weapons company with an agenda of its own, Project 5776, codenamed KYUUBI, escapes into the outside world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,422 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
A New Life reviews
A shape went flying from a hole in the cliff face, propelled by a massive explosion that shook the enormous mountain. Impossible tongues of flame shot a full fifty feet from the rocks, and one singed blond-haired man flew through air... Prologue
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Naruto U.
Sarutobi High reviews
Highschool AU. Kiba and friends are in school, and young romance begins to bloom! But not until later chapters. Rated for language, and a potential lemon. ON HIATUS UNTIL OTHERWISE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Kiba I., Hinata H.
1024 is the new 512 reviews
So they go out one day, buy themselves a new computer, and find out it sucks. And Shikamaru explains why. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Trapped, with Nowhere to Go reviews
What happens when Sakura and Naruto are trapped in a ravine? WARNING: LEMONS IN FUTURE CHAPTERS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,513 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Naruto's Dead! A Trip to the Spirit World reviews
Naruto's died, Sakura depressed, and the Nine Tailed Fox has a plan to help bring Naruto back!Lemony freshness later in the story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
My Normal is Your Fantasy reviews
Naruto, the owner of a backwoods inn, has led a somewhat normal life... as normal as a man can lead when you can see ghosts. Now, as people come into his inn, they discover that the workers aren't exactly normal, and that the inn itself is haunted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
A Broken Heart reviews
5 years ago, Naruto died, leaving Hinata widowed before they were even married. The day after the anniversary of his death, two strangers show up at the gates of Konoha, one of them riding on a nine tailed fox...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,754 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.