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Joined 07-18-06, id: 1093624
Author has written 30 stories for Kirby, Sonic the Hedgehog, Mario, Pokémon, Legend of Zelda, Mega Man, Simpsons, Scooby Doo, Final Fantasy I-VI, Star Fox, Spyro the Dragon, James Bond, Fullmetal Alchemist, Lord of the Rings, SpongeBob SquarePants, My Little Pony, Crash Bandicoot, NiGHTS, Misc. Tv Shows, Misc. Movies, and Breaking Bad.

Hi Im diesir! I hope you like my storyiess as muck as I did making them!

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Cortex Breaks Evil: The Saga reviews
With the help of a mysterious Mister White, Doctor Cortex finally finds the crystals...I make this for the anniversary of Crash Bandicoot by Naughty Dog for the original Sony PlayStation. Happy 18'th birthday Crash, you can now drink in x states! Be careful since Breaking Bad crossover means adult citations and drug reference, but I'm trying to tone it down as Crash is my chilehood
Crossover - Crash Bandicoot & Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,970 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Neo Cortex, Walter W. - Complete
Cultural Learnings of Equestria reviews
Shalom! My name i Borat, & I embark on my expedicion against glorious land of Equestria! Very nice.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/29/2014
Pika Worries II: Oh The Humanity
It had been the longest time since Pikachu has left her Ash, and Ash has become depressed and took the mantle of Lt. Serge. But it does turn out Pikachu never left him... A story of unlikely love in unlikely places! And in the end, does she learn what it means to be human or Pokemon? *Careful! This is a second story and not another chapter for a REASON! Adult Situation & Bad Risk!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,540 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Pikachu, Meowth/Nyarth, Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Lisa is Pregnant reviews
Bart and Lisa are freezing on the mountains. With death staring at them in the face, Bart proposes a last resort. Later, Lisa awakens to find out Bart is dead and she is a mother! NOTE: I receive many requestions but Lisa is Preganant's over! This a quickie end so there will be no more! This story will not be revisit unless someone else do Part2! Look forward to anew stories sonday
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Lisa S., Bart S. - Complete
Squid's Ward reviews
Destripton: Happy Valentines in Bikini Bottum! Be wary as things can frisky! As things go on things get more involved, if you get sad then be cautious and love life. Strong language and sexual strikes yet again? So why DOES he live in a pineapple? Maybe we'll find out. Will Squidward fine love? I asked my brother Al to help me with the story to make a poignant message, did it work
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2/14/2013 - SpongeBob, Squidward - Complete
My Favreite Fic reviews
"This memoir is from the man known as Brett Favre that took place in the faroff year of 2006... I shall read it to you now my children." Thus begins the miscalienous mistadventures of such the likes of which the world should never endure... Rated Ma for weirdness and sexuality, I've only done this once before
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Sauron - Complete
Doctor Eggman's Egg Men
Spoilers of Sonic for the Generations (I made a pun)! Classic and Modern learn to live with each other, but what if everything is not as seems? Could Robotnik and Eggman have some thing more to it? In this space does the limits become endless posibility? And if they see more of themselves to learn the truths of who they are will consequence be the same? Ma rating for idle sexuality
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman - Complete
Midna's New Cause reviews
When Midna wants to see Link again she is given a machine that lets her look into the Lightworld but it turns out she wasn't expecting something. She resolves to look over and help protect the bloodlines of Link. Merry Christmas in Hyrule!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Midna - Complete
Gluttony's Vanity, or: Eat Me reviews
Gluttony woke up every morning in the simple things like eating the people. But he did not lust, he only wanted to be gluttony. For gluttonous hands are idle playthings. Huge Warning: there is also many Sexual. Language toned down slightly but be at risk!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Gluttony - Complete
OO7: Oprah's Bondage reviews
This is Oprah Winfery, and I have a confession...
Crossover - James Bond & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Complete
Surprise! It's here again reviews
Remake of my old stories!After Spyro and Cynder settle down and made eggs with each other, then some mysterious woman shows up and says she belonged to the old series! Can he still go it. I think it would Rate-M for the strong mild theme of eggs but matu
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Cynder, Ember
Lovecruise reviews
This fix explores the fact that Krystal doesn't want to be last of her kind anymore. How far can the desires in space go? Outlandish, and Big Warning: there is a lot of very large Sexual and language so be at risk! Make sure you are a mature adult!
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Krystal, Slippy T.
Curse of Destiny reviews
After a divine message from Tikal, Knuckles made a choice to repopulate the world with Echidnas with a woman he doesn't love. The past came and went, and he's spent. Sonic taught him to face the future without regrets, but why can't he stop himself? Ch.3
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Knuckles
Pika Worries reviews
A former sort story. A certain Pokemon will go at any lenth to grab the attention of it's owner. A story of unrequitted love! Chapter six, they are getting along at last.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Pikachu, Meowth/Nyarth - Complete
Tails' Suicide reviews
This is Miles Prower. I am letting you know that by the time you read this, I will be gone. But I must leave my experiences in my daily so the people know what I felt. Sonic, I especially want you to read this! Don't turn your back on me now! Signed Tails
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Tails, Sonic
Sonic learns to swim! XD reviews
So Sonic is envy of Mario and spies on him to learn tricks but now it's up to Sonic to confront his fear and win water over, but at the sake of Amy...?
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Sonic, Mario - Complete
What if SCAR defeated Cecil?
I shall return with his head!" And he meant it literally!
Crossover - Final Fantasy I-VI & NiGHTS - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Scarmiglione, Reala - Complete
Sonic and the Quantum Emerald reviews
I think this will be the greatest yet! Sonic goes on an adventure for the coveted Q.E.!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sonic, Knuckles
Kirby Adventure DX Director's Cut Final Xtreme Gea reviews
It's Sonic Adventure... With Kirby characters! Dark Matter is gathered by Meta Knight, who wants to be Zero's successor! Who will reach the seven Rainbow Drops first? Kirby Further encounters with the Halberd, meeting an old fairy ladyfriend, and more!
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007
People Change reviews
ScrappyDoo turned out completely different and felt betrayed by his uncle. But rather, has he betrayed them? Or are they both in the wrong?
Scooby Doo - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Scrappy Doo - Complete
What if Mega Man Were more like Astroboy?
Mega Man with more Atomic Inspiration! Parodies original Mega Man plots and Astroboy anime and Omega Factor! Scene one, Light briefs Rock on new abilities with sexy results!
Mega Man - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Rock, Dr. Light
Ribbon is PREGNANT reviews
After Kirby defeated the Great Threat Ribbon became her wife. Now she is a pregnant. But who is the father? A Kirby creature you say? That can also mean... Metaknight! Third Final? chapter has the SONG
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
ConQuest of Zombie Yoshi! reviews
Yoshi is bitten and now a zombie or so he things! What happens next? you all don't like the story! Now it is OVER! ..Unless request
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Yoshi - Complete
Meta Knight's Relation to Kirby REVEALED! Sunny! reviews
I will not bore you the details. See if you can make sense of the explanation is the fun!
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
True Animal Kirby reviews
Kirby gets the animal ability, but now he is stuck in that mindset! Can he be cured, or will he have to learn to adapt to a new lifestyle?
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2007
Protector of the Star reviews
Takes after Yoshi Island 2! Baby Bowser gives up his mischievious ways. But it seems a new force resolves to fix the resulting timeline. New: Yoshi counsels Birdo. Bowser learns another traumatizing truth. And the fourth wall has been breeched.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Yoshi, Bowser
What if Sonic Never Existed! reviews
A look of each character's life if Sonic never existed after all. First chapter is about Tails.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2006
Time to Move on reviews
Amy hired Rouge to spy Sonic, but instead she interviews him.But is she obtaining secrets that Amy really wants to hear?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Sonic, Rouge - Complete
When we were young Part 2! reviews
Kirby before meting with the bad guys as kid. Is he not cute? This is part 2! Now Kirby is on a date with Chuchu! Plz review!
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
When we were young reviews
Kirby before meting with the bad guys as kid. Is he not cute?
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete