Shodaime Smexkage
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Joined 07-18-06, id: 1093639, Profile Updated: 02-13-08
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

You have stumbled onto my profile page. Tell me, why the hell are you here?

A little 'bout me:

Age: guess

Sex: God YES! (Male)

Grade: guess

Fav Pairings:

Naruto x all females except for hinata (blame the tards)

Sasuke x Hinata

Sasuke x Sasame (Am I the only one who likes this pairing?)

Gaara x Sasame(I shall be the first)

ShikaIno

Most Yuri

Don't care about pairings:

All Yaoi

All other pairings not stated


Stories

"I'm Pregnant!" - Sakura has some knews to tell Naruto, will he survive? Find out! NaruSaku -One Shot- -Complete-

"30 More Minutes" - Sequel to "I'm Pregnant". A day in the life of 12 yr. old Uzumaki Arashi, firstborn son of the Hokage. NaruSaku -One Shot- -In Progress-

"Your not wearing that!" - Dear God, what the hell is that! NaruSaku -One-Shot- -Complete-

"I'm in love with an idiot" - Sakura wonders how the hell she ended up with Naruto of all people. -NaruSaku- -One Shot- In Progress-

"Hugs, Kisses, and a Bucket o' Fish?" - Drabbles -NaruSaku/Crack Pairings/Other Pairings- -Many Shot-


Ideas for Stories(may/may not see the light of day)

N/A - Plot and Storyline being worked out. NaruIno/NaruSaku -One Shot?-

"Rubber ducky" - A bathtub, soap, and a yellow Rubber Ducky. NaruSaku -One Shot-

Note: I've been procrastinating. Horribly.

I bend down in shame.

-8/5/07

I'm still procrastinating.

-11/19/07

Still procrastinating, and feeling mighty guilty. But you can read my comic until I update. I will get to writing it!

-2/13/08

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Training for the Job by Desaix reviews
NaruSaku. Summary removed due to too many complaints.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 451,001 - Reviews: 2904 - Favs: 2,492 - Follows: 1,785 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
A Different Sort of Naruto by Daniel Goldberg reviews
In the two and a half years he spent training with Jiraiya, Naruto has grown and matured exponentially. Now, after rescuing Gaara, he returns to Konoha. Will he find love? And power? And what of his clan? NaruXSakuXIno, DEAD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,068 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Ridding Me of You by boyarina reviews
Sakura hides behind a wall to cage her rampant hormones. A wall that totally and completely proved to be ineffective. Watch as Sakura helplessly fall victim to unavoidable circumstances (translation: Naruto), get bamboozled by two interfering entities, and be caught in a decision to remain fallen or eventually be rid of him (literally).
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,786 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Nine Tailed Serpent by LT2000 reviews
Naruto was the ideal shinobi, a cold killer twisted by the Kyuubi's demonic whisperings. When he is placed onto a Genin team, new bonds develop. Now this living machine struggles with his dark past and what it means to be human. Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 270,796 - Reviews: 2761 - Favs: 3,450 - Follows: 2,170 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
The Golden Fox by Nyce456 reviews
After Naruto and company failed to return Sasuke, he was banished from the village. six years later, with the Akatuski and Sound defeated, The Cloud has declared war on the Leaf. Tsunade believes there is one person who can help, the Golden Fox himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 447,425 - Reviews: 4055 - Favs: 5,305 - Follows: 2,841 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Black Sheep by True Radical Dreamer reviews
AU. Uchiha Naruto, son of Rin and Obito, tries to find his place in life. However, with a crazy teachers like Gai and Anko, will that place be where he wants it? Naruto/Anko, Abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 184,739 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 1,522 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Trapped, with Nowhere to Go by ChickenDeNoodleyNoodleIII reviews
What happens when Sakura and Naruto are trapped in a ravine? WARNING: LEMONS IN FUTURE CHAPTERS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,513 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Son of the Serpent by LiquidAsh reviews
AU. A few days after Kyuubi is sealed, Orochimaru and Anko take Naruto away from Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,428 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Storm of the Forgotten by LucasLAD reviews
Hiatus: He was gone, but not forgotten. Five years later he returns a ghost of who he was, now a mercenary, his team is hired by Konoha to divert a new, manmade disaster. NaruSaku, more pairings later
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,696 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Between Sun and Moon by Kaara reviews
Discontinued. Ino... in Team Seven. With two chronic cases of lonely orphans. A photogenic love triangle. Set after the Genin Exam. NaruIno, onesided SasuIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,748 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Shadow Fox by Sigfried27 reviews
Naruto runs away feeling guilty about Sasuke's supposed death, what will he learn and where will he end up. Read it, because you never thought that there would be a NaruKin story with over a thousand reviews.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Naruto U., Kin T.
Trouble With A Capital T by Gmusick reviews
Naruto is summoned by Tsunade and returns returns home from his trip earlier than expected. He walks into a mess with two fiancees, two females actively pursuing him, a jealous teammate, a lovestruck ramen girl, and a supposedly dead Soundnin. Oops!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,788 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Naruto U., Naruto U.
Sounding in the Dark by True Radical Dreamer reviews
AU. At an early age, Naruto is drawn into Orochimaru's circle of friends. What this denotes sends ripples through the Fire Country and the world at large. Naruto/Tayuya, Abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,166 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Neji Hyuuga: Matchmaker by emilyjm reviews
Slightly AU. SasuHina, NarSak, LeeTen, ShikaIno. The Hyuugas want to ship off Hinata to another village through marriage, and it's up to Neji to see that they don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,278 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
A growing love by ashleyriot reviews
NaruSaku AU! Also introduces OC other characters if you don't like it, don't read it. Alternate universe means it WILL have some inconsistencies with the original story. Keep in mind what the word 'ALTERNATE' means. Ranting due to SOME reviews
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 132,174 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Measuring Stick by desolate butterfly reviews
[yuri, InoNarukoSaku] Ino wants to have a little measuring contest with Naruto's girl form and Sakura is made the judge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Rainy Night by vampirepenguin reviews
He's not coming back, is he. [mid timeskip InoSakura]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Circle by Mazarine Fennec reviews
NaruSaku, It's a circle, the naming of a child after it's former elder... and Naruto has the perfect noble name to give to his first born.. ultra fluffness inside
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
20truths: Neji and Tenten by Cyberwolf reviews
The longest conversation the two have in school is when Tenten explains the advantage of titanium shurikens over plain steel ones to Neji, then wishes him luck in the target range. [20truths]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
The Perfect Picture by Mountain Blue reviews
[OneShot, NaruSaku] After a hurtful comment while sparring, Sakura looks long and hard at a picture that reflects her relationship with Sasuke, and more importantly, Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Makeover by desolate butterfly reviews
[A NaruSaku fic] Naruto and Sakura spend some quality time together, and only Naruto's hairstyle suffers for it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Transgressions by scrutinize reviews
Yondaime isn't sure what to think of his team. Yondaime X ? minor Kakashi X Obito.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Minato N., Rin - Complete
Nicknames by Cyberwolf reviews
Naruto may come to regret introducing Sai to Team Gai. Or he might not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 120 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
Fragments by dxoverdt reviews
[Oneshot] [NaruSaku] Ten things about Naruto and Sakura. Manga Spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Sound of Waves by DarkDallas reviews
A Small Oneshot about Naruto and Sakura's Relationship. NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Unseen by shadowmaster62 reviews
Annoyed enough at being dead, Naruto is forced to pay off a debt to the Shinigami. Working as the god of deaths right hand, however, does have it's perks, including messing with mortals, cool powers, and an amazing dental plan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,465 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 4/13/2005
Cookies by Cyberwolf reviews
If you give a bishie a cookie... [SasuTen]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Tenten, Sasuke U. - Complete
Ultimate Taijutsu Technique by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 116 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Wet Dreams by lustylopez reviews
NaruxSaku. not good in summarries. check it out. kids are not allowed!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Her Favorite Accessory by QuotheIDani reviews
A super fluffy NaruSaku oneshot. He was her favorite accessory
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Promise of a Lifetime by Haru Matsumura reviews
Naruto made a promise of a lifetime to Sakura... and he's always honored it... so she decided to make a promise of her own to repay him, but will the promise she makes be too much for her to keep? NaruSaku. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,184 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
20truths: Naruto and Kurenai by Cyberwolf reviews
Naruto's always been fascinated by red eyes. [requestfic, 20truths]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Demons of Konoha by Zidra reviews
“No. I was never a demon and never will be one unless you people influence me to become one.” Naruto spoke again. “It is not I who was the demon. It was you.” Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 146 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Sasuke Strikes Back by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Naruto x Sakura, Neji x Tenten] Sequel to Hindsight. In which Sasuke conspires to get back at Naruto, and it's up to the intrepid Tenten and the unwilling Neji to save the day... or rather, Naruto and Sakura's date.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Way Takes Me Home by Cataracta reviews
Kazuma comes home. He's anything but perfect, but Kanami's okay with that. Oneshot, Kazuma X OLDER Kanami lemon. Please heed rating.
Scryed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Kanami Y., Kazuma To. - Complete
That Starry Night by caelizar reviews
A simple oneshot that involved the evening, the stars and five pairings. NaruSaku and others.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Bound by Misery by jinyuy reviews
NaruSaku, Sasuke is killed by Itachi. Naruto leaves and returns. As his love for Sakura blossoms, he realizes Kyuubi is killing him. He decides to die with purpose, going after Itachi and Orochimaru before it's too late. can he be saved?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,221 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Starlight seris: Under The Stars by Sailorprincess3234 reviews
it's senior prom and Sakura's date just stood up. Well Naruto be able to mend her broken heart? R&R [ONE SHOT]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Twelve Days of Kazukun by Yuki Myco reviews
Kanami sings her own version of the twelve days of Christmas. Read the warnings inside. Rated M just to be safe. KanamiKazuma
Scryed - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Kazuma To., Kanami Y. - Complete
They are Kunoichi by Mauslidl reviews
They hate it when they are underestimated.They are considered weaker that their male counterparts.But now that the legendary Slug Sannin, Tsunade has become Hokage, they are coming into the light. oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Moegi, Hanabi H. - Complete
Button My Dress? by sharingank reviews
Preparing for a dinner party had never been this dangerous...NaruSaku oneshot. Beware of the innuendo bug...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lunchtime by Kilerkki reviews
Life is full of danger. It is not, however, full of good food, and so Konoha’s Team Yellow Flash enjoy it while they can. [Oneshot, Team Yondaime]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Minato N., Rin - Complete
Shatter by sharingank reviews
There are memories that can bind and memories that can break...Even though the pain of loss will always be there, the power of the will can overcome it...NaruxSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,510 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
What You Didn't Know About Sasuke by Cyberwolf reviews
And it will shock the whole world. Crackfic. :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/28/2005
On Cloud Nine by Cherie Dee reviews
Oneshot, sorta AU and OOC, characters in late twenties...Naruto's got work to do but is still under the newlywed spell. My very first NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Complete
Petals by sharingank reviews
What is the best gift for a man to give the woman he loves beyond measure? The petals in Sakura's diary tell a story, the story of a rose...NaruSaku oneshot with some KakaAnko. Rated R for mature themes and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,245 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Only Ramen Naruto Never Ate by wintergreen tears reviews
NARUSAKU. Why you don't tell them important information while they try to eat. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Complete
The Light That Guides Us by sharingank reviews
It is time for the annual Christmas dinner at Naruto and Sakura's place. While their friends all gather together, they come to realize what Christmas means to them. NaruSaku, ShikaIno, LeeTen, NejiHina, KakaAnko pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,781 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Complete
Burn by sharingank reviews
I never wanted to want you...I never wanted to need you...I never wanted to love you...But I do. NaruSaku oneshot...rated R for mature themes...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,649 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Masking Tape and Paintbrushes by sharingank reviews
Naruto has a mishap with masking tape, and Sakura decides that their house needs to be repainted...will Naruto ever be able to read his reports? NaruSaku fluffiness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Interlude: Life of a Modern Kage by Geno Calamari reviews
Life goes on. Seasons turn. People grow, change, age, and wither away. Families are born, shattered, and reconstituted all in the space of a single lifetime. There is always another generation to take the place of the ones who fall. One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,800 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Complete
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Hugs, Kisses, and a Bucket o' Fish? reviews
Drabbles. Pairings inside: NaruSaku, KakaIno, GenmaSaku, GaaSasam, NejiIno!soon!,NarutoHarem!soon!, LeeTen!soon!, SasuSaku!soon!, etc. Do R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
You're not wearing that! reviews
Dear God Naruto, what the hell is that! NaruSaku One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
I'm Pregnant! reviews
Sakura has some news to tell Naruto, will he survive? Find out! NaruSaku R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
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