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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

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If you are curious, I am a 29 year old, newly pregnant female and live in the disgustingly hot state of Florida. I was born in Pennsylvania, but moved when I was 7 years old. For the last 10 years, I have been with my most-of-the-time-wonderful-othertimes-a-boob husband. We have a two beautiful children, dog named Daphne - a 16 lb doxie and another named Tobias aka Toby - a 14 lb. doxie. Before that I spent the majority of my life in a bubble. For the most part I love life, am obnoxiousy perky (especially in the early morning - I know, it's annoying), tell stories that never really make any sense at all, and forget everything!

I love to smile, sing when I think no one is listening, and stare people in the eyes, even though it sometimes leaves them feeling uncomfortable. I used to love everyone, thinking life was all about fluffy bunnies and kittens. In the last few years, I have learned that life can be a real bitch, and some people just REALLY suck. Oh well, things just work out like that.

I started reading Harry Potter after the second movie came out (I know, scandelous!), and have been addicted ever since. I used to only be a Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny shipper, but thanks to Sway and Anne M. Oliver, I have moved to the darker side. Now I avidly support Dramione or Snape/Hermione ships.

I also have a developed obsession for all things Twilight. Apparently my mind needed something to fill the void of HP and Twilight fit the role deliciously so.

For now, that is all. Please check out my stories, I will be adding more as the creative juices flow.

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Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 376,100 - Reviews: 5957 - Favs: 6,388 - Follows: 8,092 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Courting My Wife by NaturalSAB reviews
Sequel to I'll Be Better When I'm Older... Draco has returned from the future with a BIG secret and an even BIGGER problem. He's in love with Hermione. How do you get someone who won't speak to you to fall in love with you?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,940 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Through Time and Space by Athena Linborn reviews
Sequel to Blood: Six years after leaving the wizarding world, Hermione Granger has no desire to return. Her husband however, has other ideas and is determined to find her no matter the cost!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,968 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 14372 - Favs: 20,402 - Follows: 13,147 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Founding of Pigwarts III: Chaos Is Served by Heptagon reviews
It began as a way of killing time. Then came Ginny and Daphne, and the result was a chaos called Pigwarts, a school where both teachers and students have to fight for their sanity, and against the evil schemes of everyone else. Or hide under their beds.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 302,291 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Deadly Nightshade by frostykitten reviews
Something strange is going on with Hermione. She's got a weird medical condition, a day is missing from her memories, and Malfoy keeps talking to her as if he knows her even though she can't remember ever having a civil conversation with him. Everyone seems to be keeping something from her and she's determined to find out what it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,202 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Friend Number Three by riptey reviews
COMPLETE - How do you deal with the Pureblood aristocracy, Ministry corruption, Muggle culture invasions, and constant questions about your love life while juggling more than two friends and not being a total jerk? Don't ask Draco: he doesn't know. D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,388 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Painting Knows by frostykitten reviews
"Well, I vote we prove destiny wrong. There's no way we're meant to be together or any nonsense like that," Draco said. Hermione forced a smile, knowing that it probably looked like a grimace. "I second that."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,604 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Heavy Lies the Crown by luckei1 reviews
For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,967 - Reviews: 3035 - Favs: 4,626 - Follows: 1,722 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 4279 - Favs: 5,942 - Follows: 2,408 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,455 - Reviews: 2843 - Favs: 4,069 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 367,993 - Reviews: 5286 - Favs: 7,927 - Follows: 2,446 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Citizen Erased by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Disoriented after her transformation into a vampire, Bella struggles with amnesia. As she learns to control her new powers and abilities, she must also come to terms with what she is ... and with the vampire she doesn’t remember marrying.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,887 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A New Spin on an Old Story by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Sometimes life isn't pretty. It's not always wrapped in a nice square box with a pretty red ribbon & a bow on top. Sometimes its more like a half eaten pie with a missing cherry. Often times there are no Happy-ever afters. Not everyone has a 'Mr. Right'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 156,386 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pure Blood by Marionette reviews
[COMPLETED] Is there a difference between pure blood and mud blood? The answer may surprise you. DHr. Last chapter is up! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 24,891 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Other Side of Fate by ElfMaidenOfLight reviews
Draco Malfoy, a foot in both the Deatheaters’ camp and in Dumbledore’s army, begins to pull away from the life he has been groomed to lead and embraces a family he never dreamed he could have. But will the past continue to haunt him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,614 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Trelawney's Teacups by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco, Harry, and Hermione are trapped in Trelawney's tower on a hot afternoon. Draco convinces them to play cards to pass the time. Too bad they don't allow three character selections, because... yeah. Mature adult content like whoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 121 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Screams Part Three: Reunion by cloneserpents reviews
Harry is separated from Hermione. SociopathHarry! Violence and Gore. Revised 8/13/2014
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Jackknifed by ElfMaidenOfLight reviews
Hermione investigates a noise to find Draco lounging in an empty classroom. A chance meeting that goes beyond petty hate evolves them into something neither would have expected. Does a pureblood's veins really run cleaner? Sequel up and complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,995 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Deal by Cuteblndegoddess reviews
Hermione find Ron cheating on her and employs Draco to exact revenge. Seventh year at Hogwarts.No HBP spoilers. Rated M for language and possible adult content later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,076 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Roomies by AngelicDevil1 reviews
PostHogwarts. Hermione gets demoted from her job at the ministry which means she has to move out and find somewhere cheaper to live, and Draco Malfoy happens to need a new roommate. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,809 - Reviews: 2624 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Union With a Slytherin by SwayPippin reviews
Draco finds out he is,afterall, human. He and Hermione start seeing eachother secretly with out regard for what Professor Snape has said. Is Snape as good as people think? Follow them through their journey, and see what awaits them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 177,436 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/18/2006 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tell Me It Itsn't True by PeterPan'sPixie reviews
Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy finally got what they had both worked so hard to get, Head Boy and Head Girl, and if they want to keep those positions, they have to switch bodies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A World Apart by lolagirl reviews
Draco Malfoy is visited by Hermione Granger in the middle of the night. But how is this possible? She's been dead for two months now... NOT a ghost story. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,703 - Reviews: 3039 - Favs: 3,626 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 2140 - Favs: 5,230 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ennead by Philyra912 reviews
Oneshot Nine moments in the lives of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. Tie in a little mythology, sprinkle with angst and romance, and step back. 8/15/08: CURRENTLY NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 94 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Linked by Philyra912 reviews
[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 2643 - Favs: 4,956 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 2946 - Favs: 4,951 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
When Your World Falls Apart by willowfairy reviews
COMPLETE! Hermiones world collapsed at the end of the summer. She finds comfort and love in an unexpected place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 34,457 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
When Malfoys marry Mudbloods by secretdiary reviews
My 2nd fic, DM&HG. MATURE. Why would the Dark Lord ever want the son of one his most loyal and pure followers to wed a filthy Mudblood? Completed July 05
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 124,929 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Their Room by aleximoon reviews
This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,918 - Reviews: 3150 - Favs: 3,425 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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Jasmine and Vanilla Charms reviews
Hermione's crushing and all the boys think it's them. Follow the torturous seductions of one Miss Hermione Granger. Will the boys go crazy? How will the one on the receiving end of this crush respond? And what is it about Jasmine that makes them wild?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Silent Hero reviews
One Shot rated T for violence A tale of silence and redemption from an unsuspecting Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Last Day reviews
One Shot Rated T for one curse word Draco and Hermione make the ultimate sacrafice for the wizarding worlds, and themselves...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete