I made this profile so long ago...I don't update it anymore, but I'm leaving it as a memory of 8th grade me.

It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

Hello, reader.

Due to the fact that we had to watch a presentation on internet safety, which lead to me becoming completely paranoid and thinking that an axe-weilding-murderer is coming to get me at night because I had accidently typed out my phone number to my friend over e-mail, you don't get to find out where I live.

I know, I know, the only reason you read this profile is so that you could find out where I live so that you could murder me in my sleep with an axe. But you're not going to find out (where I live, I mean). And you're not going to murder me in my sleep with an axe!

So, HA!

As a side note, I'd prefer if I was killed while diving in front of my true love (saving him from being shot, duh). With the slow motion thing going too. You know what I mean, right? Sure you do, reader.

Anyways...about the wonderment that is me:

I am an utter romantic at heart. I need chocolate to keep me sane. I squeal loudly if Harry Potter is mentioned.

I find Sirius/Serious puns hilarious. I have a room that is painted orange.

I tend to come up with strange things. Like Hiccalaughs.

Most slash fanfics scare me, but stories that have hints of Sirius/Remus are hilarious.

I read mostly Lily/James fics, with Katie/Oliver on the side, but I do enjoy the occasional Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, and Remus/Tonks.

Pairings I don't like too much: slash, and all the people listed above in different pairings. (Such as Oliver/Alicia or something.)

Okay, this message is to you writers out there who miss-spell/don't capitalize words like Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hogwarts and Harry Potter. This message is to those writers who use instant messaging language (plz, thx, brb, l8r, lol) in their stories. This message is also for writers who think they're so clever by writing "i suck at summaries, please read."

GET A LIFE. They're available at Target for half off.

If you want people to read your story, YOU should take the time to make sure everything is as perfect as you can get it to be. If you don't have to the time to do that, find a good beta. And I don't care if you suck at summaries. Write "LJ fanfic, starting 7th year." HOW BLEEDING HARD IS THAT?

(One more little ditty: The only story that I have authored has been moved to , where I have a profile under the same penname. The story's called His Sweatshirts, and it's rather outdated, but yeah, I think it's kinda cute.)