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Joined 07-18-06, id: 1094177, Profile Updated: 07-19-11

I made this profile so long ago...I don't update it anymore, but I'm leaving it as a memory of 8th grade me.

It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.


Hello, reader.

Due to the fact that we had to watch a presentation on internet safety, which lead to me becoming completely paranoid and thinking that an axe-weilding-murderer is coming to get me at night because I had accidently typed out my phone number to my friend over e-mail, you don't get to find out where I live.

I know, I know, the only reason you read this profile is so that you could find out where I live so that you could murder me in my sleep with an axe. But you're not going to find out (where I live, I mean). And you're not going to murder me in my sleep with an axe!

So, HA!

As a side note, I'd prefer if I was killed while diving in front of my true love (saving him from being shot, duh). With the slow motion thing going too. You know what I mean, right? Sure you do, reader.

Anyways...about the wonderment that is me:

I am an utter romantic at heart. I need chocolate to keep me sane. I squeal loudly if Harry Potter is mentioned.

I find Sirius/Serious puns hilarious. I have a room that is painted orange.

I tend to come up with strange things. Like Hiccalaughs.

Most slash fanfics scare me, but stories that have hints of Sirius/Remus are hilarious.

I read mostly Lily/James fics, with Katie/Oliver on the side, but I do enjoy the occasional Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, and Remus/Tonks.

Pairings I don't like too much: slash, and all the people listed above in different pairings. (Such as Oliver/Alicia or something.)


Okay, this message is to you writers out there who miss-spell/don't capitalize words like Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hogwarts and Harry Potter. This message is to those writers who use instant messaging language (plz, thx, brb, l8r, lol) in their stories. This message is also for writers who think they're so clever by writing "i suck at summaries, please read."

GET A LIFE. They're available at Target for half off.

If you want people to read your story, YOU should take the time to make sure everything is as perfect as you can get it to be. If you don't have to the time to do that, find a good beta. And I don't care if you suck at summaries. Write "LJ fanfic, starting 7th year." HOW BLEEDING HARD IS THAT?


(One more little ditty: The only story that I have authored has been moved to , where I have a profile under the same penname. The story's called His Sweatshirts, and it's rather outdated, but yeah, I think it's kinda cute.)

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Petal in the Rain by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
Trapped in a snobbish muggle boarding school, Lily Evans mischievously escapes for one night, fatefully encountering London's most eligible bachelor, Lord James Potter. As their muggle and magical worlds collide, can their love survive amidst two wars? Set in 1940 during the Battle of Britain. A story of love, war, magic and deception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 304,329 - Reviews: 4445 - Favs: 2,556 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 12/13/2005 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Severus S.
Prince Charming by Citnamor Sselepoh reviews
Repost::If you asked Lily Evans what she thought of James Potter, she wouldn't have much to say. Prince Charming? Not quite. What she's been looking for? Not a chance. The man of her dreams? Not in a million years. Exactly what she needs? Undeniably so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,785 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Werewolf Who Stole Christmas by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus manages to rob Tonks of her Christmas spirit, but helping her to get it back proves the catalyst for something a tad more lasting than a kiss under the mistletoe. RemusTonks romance through OOTP and HBP. Started before DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 284,222 - Reviews: 1851 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Day Chivalry Curled Up and Died by UnbirthdayGirl reviews
CHAPTER 2:EDITED! Lily extracts a promise from James that he will leave her alone and all for the low low price of one tiny, insignificant, meaningless kiss. Only, Lily seems to be having difficulty upholding the terms of their agreement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 9/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Slip Away by jklinerd reviews
Remus makes dinner, Tonks distracts him, and it is all a way to forget that trouble is approaching.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Stealing Sheep by Pittsy reviews
Lily's having disturbing dreams about arguing with and- urgh- kissing James Potter. She can't figure out why until one of her dreams comes true. Are these premonitions of the future? Will she allow the inevitable to happen, or will she change her fate?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,859 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Sixth Time by pet-munchkin reviews
“How about I keep you?” she asked him, the question sounding more serious than she had wanted it to ... " - Tonks can't sleep and so she joins Remus in his bed instead. As expected, cute fluffiness and some innocent flirting ensues...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,984 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/1/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Embarrassment by Callisto Nicol reviews
Some words like tampon should not be said to some people like James Potter. [LJ ONESHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/18/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Last Petal by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
A one shot in which a downtrodden, messy haired gentleman asks the question whether a certain red head loves him or not, absurdly from the sheer truth of the last plucked flower petal. JamesLily, inevitable fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The quiet things that no one ever knows by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter comes to the conclusion that the only logical reason Lily Evans is constantly on his mind, and the main study of his doodles during class, is because he has been clearly poisoned by the girl. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Kidnapped from the library by James Potter, Lily Evans is put in front of the Mirror of Erised and asked one simple question: what desire does she see in the reflection? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 114 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Day After by metro.max reviews
James Potter has something he needs to remember, but he just can't figure out what. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/10/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Along came a spider by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Grudges can sometimes never disappear, and Lily’s towards James started when they were mere first years, making the mistake of doing the old fashioned nose flicking gag to the wrong redhead. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Kissing the Enemy by czarina-kathryn reviews
Ever get the feeling the world is conspiring against you? That all of your worst nightmares are coming true? Welcome to my life or week anyway. Someone save me! And while you’re at it, get James Potter’s lips off of mine!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,386 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
In Illuminated Symbollic Glory by charmingly-holly reviews
James, I'm throwing the lamp away. Oh, what furor these words can cause. What horror! What amazement! What chaos! What snogging! Who ever said destiny couldn't be fulfilled by a lamp?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/18/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Camera shy by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
There is a saying in certain primitive cultures that a camera steals your soul. Under no circumstances does Lily Evans want her soul stolen by James Potter. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Oy, Dormitory! by Callisto Nicol reviews
If you were a missing shirt, where would you be? Because James Potter would like his back, thank you very much. [oneshot, sequel to Horrible Person]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/12/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
She Thinks She's in Love by metro.max reviews
James Potter is Lily Evans' soul confidant, but one night she comes to him with rather startling news. [oneshot] [companion piece to 'I Think I'm in Love']
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/22/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I've heard Butterbeer is quite the acne clearer by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Jealousy is a fickle thing, and Lily’s resentment makes her become a little kooky, glare at James Potter’s crotch, question Remus Lupin’s gender, and hurl Butterbeer. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Have you hugged your James Potter today? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
A hug a day keeps James Potter at bay. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/13/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Heroes by Pittsy reviews
The real hero is always a hero by mistake. He dreams of being an honest coward just like everybody else.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Smashed by Amethyst Schemes reviews
Lily's upset that she wasn't invited to Petunia's wedding and ends up more than a little tipsy. Awkwardness ensues when she runs into MWPP in the common room and proceeds to bewilder and bemuse the gang with her uncharacteristic drunken behavior.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,181 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/12/2005 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
She Eats WHAT? by Callisto Nicol reviews
James and Lily talked. To each other. And this is bad how? Remus asked. She wants to eat me! James cried out. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/26/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Phone Call by Weird Not Boring reviews
LilyJames A short Little oneshot about James' first telephone call . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Predictability by Y. Kuang reviews
Lily Evans, in her seventh year at Hogwarts, comes to terms with life, love and herself, deals with hardships with her own special brand of humor and sarcasm, and learns a few valuable lessons along the way. Chpt 26 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,687 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/24/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Fighting Fate by Miss Court-A-Doo reviews
Lily Evans and James Potter are nothing more than annoyed acquaintances attending Hogwarts. But when their world is threatened, they'll learn that jealousy and tragedy can bring them together, but love will keep them together in the end. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 109,486 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/18/2005 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
No Comparison by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Lily grudgingly agrees to judge a contest between James and Sirius, and is the only one surprised at the outcome. Pure fluff. One Shot, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 132 - Published: 3/25/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Platform by gpoy reviews
LJ, one-shot. Sad, dark blue fluff, the silkier kind. 'You must have loved her very much, not many people remember enough to wait.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/14/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Secrets by salt-rose reviews
Everyone has their own secrets. Remus and Tonks slowly share theirs. (Vignettes--unfinished)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/10/2004 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Falling by Saiph reviews
An innocent walk to the common room is the trigger for a reassessment of feelings, as Lily Evans begins to realise that there is more to her maddening suitor Potter than meets the eye.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.