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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

Hey everyone, it’s islington bus no. 199 here.

I love reading fan-fiction, and occasionally writing the odd story or two. I recognise that my writing style is not for everyone, it’s a particular brand of humour that just plain freaks some people out. That makes me laugh.

So read my stories and drop a review, no matter what you have to say because I love all feedback, even flames (ok so maybe I don’t love flames), and am considerate of any feedback I get, though obviously I would appreciate constructive criticism the most.

I love reviewing and I especially love getting replies to my reviews. If you want a review don’t hesitate to ask. I see you hesitating, go on, press the message button, I dare you. I always try to put something helpful in my review while not insulting or flaming. It’s great to help people improve their work.

I would also love to beta if you need me because I am obsessed with punctuation and spelling and like to edit. I am positive that anyone's story could be improved by editing and have beta’d for many people before.

So, about me. I’m an Australian teenager who would rather be in England, much to the annoyance of my parents, and I’m nearing the end of my final year of high school (thank god).

I mostly read Harry Potter fan-fiction but also enjoy LOTR, Pirates, Narnia and many others. My favourite thing to do is read and I’d probably spend all day on fanfic if I didn’t have other work to do and was worried about getting eye strain.

I think that’s about all for now, so without hesitation,

Farewell.

islington bus no. 199

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The Marauders' Advice Thingy by thishasbeenabanadoned reviews
The Marauders are proud to announce that from herein The Marauders Advice Thingy now exists! The idea is YOU ask US for advice and we reply with our guidance, better judgement and inherently witty remarks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 161,887 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/17/2006
The Mysteries of Life by feimao and vjl reviews
The Pevensies get a nasty shock while out strolling in the Lantern Waste. Mass rubbish ensues. Ye hath been warned. Beware the rubbish. for friends who're used to our weirdness
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,196 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 5/7/2006
The High King, the Duchess, and the Secret by TastyAsItGets reviews
The Pevensies could have stayed in Narnia forever. They would have, if Aslan hadn't abruptly sent them back to England. But it was their fault; the secret had gotten out. They had once saved Narnia, but now Narnia needed to be saved from them. Part I of "The Secret Chronicles of Narnia Trilogy."
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 168,392 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie, Susan Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
The Guardian by acacia59601 reviews
Peter is at university and trying to balance the memories and effects of his life as High King with his life in England. Making this more difficult is the fact the woman he is falling in love with constantly brings out the High King in him. REPOSTED 12/08
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 118,697 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
Search for the Broken Soul by InkandPaper reviews
After making the decision to leave Hogwarts, Harry finds himself faced with a dark and difficult year. His only chance of survival lies in the destruction of the scattered shards of a broken soul, and the undoing of Voldemort's immortality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,332 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
Project Desue by yoo-hoo luver.wlegs reviews
Join professor Kirke as he attempts the daunting task of Desueing young american MarySue, Misty o'Neil. BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND! CHAPTER 4!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006
The Choices We Make by licoricesnap reviews
During Ginny's fifth year at Hogwarts, she witnesses something that she had never thought was possible. Will it change the way she thinks about a certain Slytherin?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,061 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Switching Lives by Ely-Baby reviews
After a nasty fight with Hermione, Harry wishes that all the things that had happened to him because of Voldemort, would happen to Hermione. But when his wish comes true, is he really happy with what he got?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,781 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 9/11/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Holiday to Remember by Insert Something Witty Here reviews
James Potter, Sirius Black and Lily Evans have a very, very odd Christmas Holiday in which the universe seems to conspire against James. WIP Will be updated often... [I hope] until finished. Constructive crits would be nice!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Seven Social Disasters of Severus Snape by Strawberry Crumpet reviews
[!DH spoilers!] Six disasters that never happened to Severus Snape and one that did. Strange how every one seems to involve a certain Gryffindor...A mix of alternately angsty and fluffy Sevvy goodness spanning from the Marauders' Era to about Book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Week of Chaos by OctoberSkies reviews
REVISED Hermione leads a boring life until one day, Ginny has the idea to sign Hermione up for a research project to become barbie for a week. Constructive critism wanted. HGDM Don't forget to review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Plebeian’s Guide to Reinstating a Republic by MarcusJuniusBrutus reviews
...A Reference for the Rest of Us... This is a twist on the story of Julius Caesar. In this story or 'how to' guide, Marcus Brutus reflects. The rating is for violence and themes relevant to Julius Caesar.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 9/22/2005
Darth Vader's Slumber Party! by Flame Donkey reviews
Darth Vader invites Scar, Sauron and Voldemort over for a slumber party! What chaos will be unleased? Please R and R.
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 8/29/2006
Hidden Gifts A Curse for Life by incenderelapsus reviews
What if you lived your life believing that you were someone you weren't? What would you do if you found out that your whole life has been a lie?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,801 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 7/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Adventures of Lavender & The 8th: Middle Earth by dark-hearted rose reviews
[[ABANDONED]] Two teens get launched into Middle Earth and join the Fellowship. Chaos ensues. Rated for safety and stupidity. All readers and reviewers loved forever and ever and ever...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,493 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 9/14/2006
Control by armageddon-incarnate reviews
Something goes wrong, and Peter is mad. What are the consequenses? R&R. Chapter eight up. Complete.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,555 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Just Enough by sellthelie reviews
She'll take what she can get. Fred&Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
It's All in the Fuzz by Seer of Spots reviews
oneshot implied ASGW AJFW KBOW “How on earth do you say that George is better looking than Fred when they’re identical twins?” The question on everybody’s mind. The Gryffindor chasers discover the answer – and it’s all in the fuzz.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
The Ultimate Game by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry, Tonks, Remus, Bill Weasley, and a third year named Kevin die in the final battle against Voldemort. But their story isn't over yet and the game as yet unplayed. Features Knights, Pirates, Ninjas, and the Grim Reaper.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Complete
The Sacrifice by searinox reviews
The judge passed sentence. The jury nodded in favor. The audience remained still in silent agreement. The chains around Draco loosened and he was led away, with the hooded figure in the black robes left staring at his back. Draco Malfoy was lead away
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lucy's Nose by yoo-hoo luver.wlegs reviews
for lack of a better title. It all started when Peter tried to play 'got your nose' with Lucy when she was three. Contains sibling fluff and Edmund opening mouth and inserting foot. Tis a one shot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Remember by quitesirius reviews
All those times I imagined my future, she says, frightened, you were there beside me.... I don't know what to say, Hermione. I always thought I'd be there, too.... Rating is for mention of adult scenarios and heavy subject matter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,531 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
All Things Upright by Limelight reviews
Minerva was sent to school two years before the world went to hell. [Minerva McGonagall, the ghost of Albus Dumbledore, and the importance of appearances.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
No Longer Allowed At Hogwarts: Sirius style by SinnerxXxAmongxXxThexXxSaints reviews
A list of things Sirius is no longer allowed to do at Hogwarts, with a different ending...A oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Prophecy by woodrose reviews
A young girl succeeds harry potter as the chosen one...but she does not know magic, not yet anyway...follow Nina as she finds her place in the wizarding world...Multiple pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006 - OC
Becoming Numb by LauraliBlack reviews
She ran to him. The rain thundered down outside. What she did was wrong. She knew. What she did was clearly against fate, but she did not care. He needed her. He was not as strong as the front he put on.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Delightful Bowl of Porridge by Insert Something Witty Here reviews
James, ever the eccentric, battles with the woes of eating certain breakfast foods. [Oneshot] R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/29/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dear Viktor by Backroads reviews
What was actually in the letter Hermione wrote to Viktor Krum? Probably not what you'd think. THE REPLY IS UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Square Dance by Muriel Candytuft reviews
If you wish to God that Mary Sues...especially the ones targeted at poor Peter...would die a miserable death, this story goes out to you.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Aragorn's Apples: The FotRand Apples by Pyro Vampiress reviews
While in Bree, the hobbits meet up with Aragorn Strider. He is to lead them to Rivendell on request of Gandalf. But strange things start happening after Aragorn takes a bite of an apple of his while in Bree. He later reveals to the hobbits a secret about
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,667 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Aragorn - Complete
Edmund: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by opera13 reviews
In the tradition of Theresa Green's famous Owner's manuals, now you can learn to own and operate an EDMUND unit of your very own!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
Occupied by C.S. Bascom reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if your conscience, was, say, evil?
Secret Garden - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Complete
Credit by embracing reviews
The Marauder’s have always gotten credit for bringing Lily and James together, but Alice thinks it’s her turn. This is the story of how Lily and James got together, and how a bit of Stickable Mistletoe always helps. LJ [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Alice L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Romeo & Juliet: What Really Happened by Empty Dragon reviews
WARNING: Involves poker, pumpkins, a rock named Joe, and lightsabers. You have been warned.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,009 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
Comfort My Pain by LauraliBlack reviews
One Shot How much sorrow can one person take? Hey everyone I'm still pretty new at this so some encouraging criticism would be very helpful..so review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pureblood by Tulips and Jill reviews
Draco walked away as a tiny flutter of hope jolted his stomach. Could it really be her? Someone has just found out they are a pureblood and Draco's determined to find out if it's her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ayesha by arushi reviews
Harry has finally defeated Voldemort, who, after his death meets the girl he loves once again. Voldemort x a MarySue-ish OC, but VERY realistic. please, please review
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Voldemort, OC - Complete
Ignorance of the Past by Fox Pirate reviews
What's the truth... who knows?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005
Take My Heart Away by Hatusu reviews
Complete. Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she's ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make: Will
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,202 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 2,122 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Hyperactive Nazgul by silmirof4077 reviews
There are hyper Nazgul, Uruks and little lotr charaters loose in Sydney! Please R&R. Chaper 4 is up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 7/5/2005
Heroes Anonymous by Backroads reviews
Various angsty heroes of many stories struggle with their problems. But what happens when their counselor Gandalf suggests quest therapy? Chaos and OoCness abound!
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,780 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Complete
The Ring by Spouse of Orestes reviews
Two days before Hermione's wedding to a muggle-born wizard she encounters a Weasley artifact that could change her mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,418 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
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Ron's Secret reviews
Ron's got a secret and it's not what you'd expect. Really random, I don't know what came over me. DO NOT TAKE SERIOUSLY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Ron W. - Complete
The Curse of the Onion reviews
We all expected Harry to defeat Voldemort, but what if the dark lord's death was actually caused by something completely unexpected?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Voldemort, Severus S. - Complete
Harry, I am your mother reviews
Harry thought he knew all there was to know about Voldemort...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Cawdor High reviews
Harry Potter, Macbeth, Edmund Pevensie and Aragorn are running for school captain. Who will triumph, and who will fail miserably?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Chosen One? reviews
The Chosen One is sent to defeat the Dark Lord, but is he the saviour you were expecting?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Voldemort - Complete