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Author has written 53 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Minecraft, Harry Potter, Minecraft: Story Mode, Web Shows, Trials of Apollo series, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Hunger Games, and Frozen.
Hi from the Pearl of the Orient. I’m AquaEclipse, and welcome to my profile.
Disclaimer: I do not own the source material that my stories are based on, nor the characters and elements involved. Events dictated by the canon timeline are not mine either. I only own my OCs, parodies and self-created elements in my fics… and my thoughts/opinions, of course.
If you find that any of my works are reposted to other platforms without my consent and/or knowledge, please report them (not as if it were your own work), or contact me via FFN, AO3 or Tumblr (AquaEclipse, on all three platforms).
17/7/2020 UPDATE: I may not be very active in the next couple of years because of schoolwork and public exams - they are stressful as heck to deal with. I'm definitely trying to get back to writing, but I might not hang out here often after this summer. Cheers!
16/2/2020 UPDATE: I'm off from school for another while, yes. But do I have homework to do? Yes. I'm working on another project for the PJO fandom right now, but I kind of have a lot of homework to do… for about seven subjects. Please be patient as I handle all of that… school is a b!tch, even if you don't attend classes in person. *Hongkongese cussing*
5/2/2020 UPDATE: Well, I've fulfilled my promise to return to vigour when I participated in ETNuary 2020, I suppose, since I had regular postings for a whole month. Right now, I'm handling a schist ton of writer's block (read: I have many posting ideas and want to write but just can never find the right mindset to do so) but I'm getting there. I have the rest of the month off (mostly, since the Wuhan Coronavirus is a bee with an itch to deal with, and I have a lot of homework to do), so hopefully, I'll be able to work on my writing projects a little more. Just remember to stay tuned for any updates! (I'm more active on Tumblr and Discord these days, tbh, mainly because I do a bit of RPing and schistposting.)
11/11/2019 UPDATE: I am currently slowing down on writing to get my life together, because between schoolwork and helping to fight in a war, writer's block manifests even more easily in the Cultural Desert I call a home. Any new posts and updates will be slow, and activity will likely be reduced to just reading. I swear on the River Styx that I will return to my original vigour someday. I hope you enjoy what I have already completed, no matter how cruddy they are, especially my early works. Thank you for understanding.
Real Name: [bleep]
Pronouns: She/Her or They/Them
Regional Identity: Hongkonger, ethnic and cultural Chinese, Chinese by nationality according to the Basic Law
I also accept Cantonese, because my ancestors were from Guangdong. As far as my knowledge goes, I have no foreign blood…except maybe African because homo sapiens sapiens originated from somewhere in Africa, but that's really, really diluted by now.
Nickname(s): Aqua, formerly Talons, 鷹爪, Yingzau
Birthday Zodiac: Late November (Western – Sagittarius, Chinese – Monkey)
Current Age: Minor
Patronus/Soul Animal: Chow Chow (unofficial), Husky (Pottermore)
Houses: Ravenclaw (Hogwarts, unofficial), Hufflepuff (Hogwarts, Pottermore); Horned Serpent (Ilvermorny, unofficial), Thunderbird (Ilvermorny, Pottermore)
Wand: Sycamore wood with a unicorn hair core, 10” and slightly springy flexibility (Pottermore)
Faction(s): Divergent (Erudite, Abnegation, Candor)
Favourite Season(s): Summer/Autumn
Favourite Colour(s): Purple/Indigo, Silver, Turquoise, Blue
Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Researching, Watching YouTube, Listening to Music
Favourite (Music) Artist(s): Imagine Dragons, Set It Off, Simple Plan, Fall Out Boy, Skillet, Disney/Pixar, twenty one pilots, Panic! at the Disco, Beyond, Sam Hui, etc.
EtN Unofficial Title: The Researcher 研究員
Romantic/Sexual Orientation: Aromantic aegosexual (ace spectrum).
Stance of LGBTQ Rights: Have you seen my avatar? It's literally my City's flag but rainbow-style! God says to love all. Even the ones you hate, as well as your enemies. It's the 21st century, homophobes. Get over it, or go back to the past where you seem to rightfully belong. Plus, 'gay' can also mean 'happy, light-hearted'. Take from that what you will. And it's homo sapiens, not hetero sapiens.
Pet Peeve(s) in APH Fandom: PEOPLE GETTING APH HK'S NAME WRONG (I mean, who the hell names their kid Li Xiao, or 李小? I'm of Chinese origin and I am getting super p*ssed off by the sheer number of people that suck at oriental naming. PS Li is a surname, not Chun, or 春. Why is this an option again? No self-respecting oriental parent figure would name their kid LI Xiao Chun!), the Japanese Occupation not being canon, Hima-papa's bad Cantonese romanization (he should have asked a HKer to do that translation), Little Focus on the SARs, Sucky Oriental Naming, Subsection AU not being canon, Little Research, Terrible Translations
Other Notes: Biliterate* (Chinese and English, BTW Microsoft Word doesn’t know this word), Trilingual (Cantonese, English, Putonghua/Mandarin Chinese)
PS: * = Oh, and if Simplified Chinese and Chinglish/Hong Kong English are both considered languages, I guess I’m quadliterate then. Triliterate if only one of them is. Biliterate if neither are.
Random Accent Note:
I speak English in two 'accents'.
1) Default. Mainly mix between British and American, with a hint of Cantonese. I almost always read in this accent.
2) Code-switching. Usually pops up when I have to speak English when communicating in mostly Cantonese. Has a more defined Cantonese accent and often involves code-switching between English and HK Cantonese. If spoken for long periods of time, I will get thirsty and have mild craving for sweet food/drinks.
Other Sites That I Am On:
Archive of Our Own (as AquaEclipse)
DeviantArt (as AquaEclipse324)
TV Tropes (as AquaEclipse)
Tumblr (as aquaeclipse for main, eternal-bauhinian for local politics, meetmyglowinthedarkboyfriend for Riordanverse) - official A Provincial Life tumblr is aph-a-provincial-life
Discord (as AquaEclipse324#9448)
Reddit (as u/AquaEclipse324)
FictionPress (as AquaEclipse)
Instagram (as aquaeclipse324)
Fandoms (not in order, incomplete, list changes over time):
Harry Potter (minor, books)
Minecraft (minor, game)
Minecraft: Story Mode (minor, game)
Axis Powers: Hetalia (minor, anime/manga)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians and related works (books)
Hunger Games (minor, books)
Divergent (minor, books)
Rainbow Magic (former, books)
Angry Birds (game)
Escape the Night (minor, YouTube Premium series, not officially on FFN - any related fics will be published in Web Shows tab)
Posted/Posting Projects, in Chronological Order (underlined fics are recommended):
Fics Available on FFN (* means it is cross-posted to AO3, # means it is continued on AO3 only)
Anniversary – APH; T rated; the Nations remember how WW2 and its aftermath affected them and their loved ones,feels alert; closely tied to (but not part of) DCAU; Angst; posted
Narrative – APH; T rated; why Hong Kong, as a Personification, does not enjoy Christmas, alternatively: ‘Tis the season to be jolly…NOT; closely tied to (but not part of) DCAU; Angst/Tragedy; posted
Imperio – Minecraft; K-plus rated; a beautiful day for playing Brick Breaking was interrupted by an unseen force of darkness, took place during Stampy’s Lovely World episode 386 (watch first), auras included, alternate PoV; Supernatural/Angst; posted
Let It Go - Harry Potter/Frozen; K-plus rated; the lyrics of the original song adapted to OotP DA prank war, with extremely mild Minecraft and Divergent references; Poetry/Parody, posted
TDINE – Become One – APH; T rated; a game of Truth or Dare reveals some 'suspicious' secrets, rated for suggestive content, Subsection AU, RusAme; part of DCAU; Humour/Romance; posted
Children of War - APH; T rated; Historical Fic, the Battle of Hong Kong and its aftermath, told from the Districts' (and briefly, Hong Kong's) eyes, Subsection AU; part of DCAU; feels alert; Family/HurtComfort; completed
* Hide and Seek - MCSM; K-plus rated; AU in which Jesse co. didn't show up for S1Ep6 and we explore what would have happened to the YouTubers; feels, blood and death alert; songfic; Horror/Tragedy; posted
Haunted Secrets - MCSM/MC; K-plus rated; AU/Theory on what happened to the YouTubers between the end of S1Ep6 and S2Ep1; feels, death and sunken ships alert; partial songfic; Angst/Drama; completed
Haunted Justice - MCSM/MC; K-plus rated, sequel to Haunted Secrets, a YouTuber takes back his World from enemy control; feels and death alert; partial songfic; Angst/Friendship; completed
Curse - MCSM/MC; K-plus rated, companion fic to Haunted Series, the two YouTubers reflect on their past and present, takes place between the two Haunted fics; feels alert; songfic; Angst; posted
The Final Stand - MC/MCSM; K-plus rated; companion fic to Haunted Series, a Duckling's final stand against her enemies, takes place about a year after Ch3 of Haunted Secrets; feels and death alert; songfic; Suspense/Tragedy, taken down by admins (rewritten)
# The Hetalia Games - Season One - APH; T rated; the Most Popular Hetalia Nations have been reaped into the Games using the BrantSteele Hunger Games Simulator; major character death, ridiculousness, sunken ships, mentioned adult themes, OOC-ness, betrayal and irony alert; Parody/Tragedy; hiatus
# The Hetalia Games - Season Two - APH; T rated; the Most Popular Hetalia Ships have been reaped into the Games using the BrantSteele Hunger Games Simulator; major character death, ridiculousness, sunken ships, mentioned adult themes, OOC-ness, betrayal and irony alert; Parody/Tragedy; hiatus
# Escape the Night Hunger Games - Web Shows (EtN); T rated; EtN characters have been reaped into the Games using the BrantSteele Hunger Games Simulator; major character death, betrayal and OOC-ness alert; Parody/Tragedy; posted
The No-Maj Path - APH; K-plus rated; the Reason Why America Denies the Existence and Influence of Magic, Subsection AU; part of DCAU; Salem Witch Trials and character 'death' alert; Family/Angst; posted (Formerly The Mundane Path)
This One Meeting - APH; K-plus rated; random non-serious InterNational Meeting drabbles, Crackfic; Possible Politically-Sensitive Topics, death, ship tease and censored foul language alert; part of DCAU; Humour/Drama; irregularly ongoing, cross-posted to AO3
莫魔方向 - APH; K-plus rated; Chinese translation of The No-Maj Path; Salem Witch Trials and character 'death' alert; technically part of DCAU; Family/Angst; posted
* Poems for the Peril - Web Shows (EtN); T rated; Escape the Night summarized in poems; major character death alert; Poetry/Suspense; ongoing/hiatus, cross-posted to AO3
Wilted Bauhinia - APH; K-plus rated; what I fear will happen to Hong Kong; politically-sensitive content and sad stuff alert; Angst/Tragedy; posted
TDINE - Loophole Abuse - APH; T rated; Dexter teaches Prussia to exploit loopholes; Subsection AU, PruCan; rated for shipping; part of DCAU; Humour/Romance; posted
DiverCity - APH; T rated; a series of one-shots on the history, geography, social issues and cultural quirks (and more) of Asia's World City, starring the Bauhinia 22, many confused/shocked Nations and Crystal, a girl trying to find her future in the Pearl of the Orient; rated for language, politically-sensitive topics, mild adult themes and mentions of death, Subsection AU; main story of DCAU; Humour/Drama; discontinued
* Epic Rap Battles of Historical Interruptions - APH; T rated; the Nations watch and react to some episodes of Epic Rap Battles of History, but then unforeseen interruptions ensue; rated for language and suggestiveness, Subsection AU, Bering Strait; Sequel of TDINE - Become One, part of DCAU; Humour/Romance; posted, cross-posted to AO3
* Bauhinia, Globe and Trolling the Racists - HP/APH; T rated; the Nations interfere with the events of Harry Potter while they happen in their universe, and their own magic-related misadventures; warning for angst, temporary death, possible torture, foreign language, possible foul language, non-canon elements, OCs, possible OOC-ness, translation humour, BL and fluff; Humour/Friendship; hiatus, cross-posted to AO3
Exhausted - APH; K rated; a short poem about the stressful lives of Nations; warning for angst; Angst/Poetry, posted
The Final Stand (repost) - MC; K-plus rated; rewrite of The Final Stand, but without the lyrics due to review complaints on the admin-deleted version, part of the Haunted Series; feels and death alert; Suspense/Tragedy, posted
* Tainted Eyes - HP/APH; T rated; in which Harry witnesses inappropriate acts in the Prefects' Bathroom, and Professor Snape pities him for the first (and last) time in his life; rated for mild yaoi, mentioned Pottertalia!FrUk; Humour/Romance, posted, cross-posted to AO3
* In Need of Therapy - Web Shows (EtN); T rated; a brief overview of the traumatic events that the Escape the Night survivors have faced, up until Season 3; rated for death, murder, blood and betrayal, heavy spoilers; Angst/Tragedy, posted, first posted on AO3
* Oops… - Web Shows (EtN); K-plus rated; Season 3 AU in which Joey and Saf bring back the wrong Matt; rated for mildly strong language and mentions of death; Humour, posted, first posted on AO3
* Mercy - APH; K-plus rated; France shows mercy to a fallen foe in the Napoleonic Wars; contains magic (the Harry Potter kind, so minor crossover there), HRE/Chibitalia, hinted France/Jeanne d'Arc and GerIta, blood, angst and possible major character death; Angst/Romance, posted, cross-posted to AO3
890604 - Fallen - APH; T rated; on 4 June 1989, Death came upon Beijing and the world was obviously not amused, starting with a southern Colony; TRIGGER WARNING for extremely politically sensitive topics, death, minor historical inaccuracy and mostly!historical Hetalia; Part 1 of A Provincial Life series; Drama/Tragedy; posted, cross-posted to AO3
Last Thursday Night (Escape the Night) - Web Shows (EtN); T rated; Last Friday Night (TGIF) parody, Escape the Night style; rated for extremely mild adult themes, death mentions and (censored) cursing; Humour/Parody; posted, cross-posted to AO3
* Meet Me on the Battlefield - APH; K-plus rated; Hong Kong finds support throughout his fight to preserve his rights; based on current events, WARNING for semi-political themes, OCs mentioned but do not play a major role; Part 2 of A Provincial Life series; Friendship/General; hiatus, cross-posted to AO3 (Formerly Support)
* Legacy - APH; T rated; Hong Kong reflects, and Macau is left broken due to an almost unexpected turn of events; extended, updated, edited version of 'Wilted Bauhinia', based on current events, one of my worst fears embodied in a single story; rated for implications, highly political content, angst and semi-historical Hetalia; Angst/Tragedy; posted, cross-posted to AO3
* A Provincial Life - APH; T rated; what happens when you put over 30 teenage siblings/cousins under one roof, ft. China's Provinces, Municipalities, Autonomous Regions and Special Administrative Regions; further trigger warnings will be disclosed by the chapter, historical and political topics are mentioned and will be featured; Humour/Family; semi-hiatus, cross-posted to AO3; offical Tumblr at aph-a-provincial-life.
* Hey, Soul Seer - PJO; K-plus rated; an OC-centric fic where the OC could see the 'souls' of beings in the forms of colours; rated for canonical elements and bad, unbeta'd writing; Spiritual/Supernatural; posted, cross-posted to AO3
* I Choose Fire - PJO; T rated; Leo's final thoughts when executing his Thanatos Gambit at the end of Blood of Olympus; canon-complaint, rated for major character death and related themes; Angst/Drama; posted, cross-posted to AO3
* Into the Night - Web Shows (EtN); T rated; my submissions for ETNuary 2020, an Escape the Night fanfiction event based on AO3; spoiler alert for Seasons 1-4 of EtN and trigger warning for major character death; Angst/Poetry; completed, cross-posted from AO3
* Ànzolo - PJO; T rated; the life of Nico di Angelo told in a series of haikus, complete with headcanons and snark; canon-complaint, CW (mentioned): Death, abuse, outing, internalized homophobia (explicit), self-hatred, attempted human trafficking, PTSD, etc; Angst/Poetry; posted, cross-posted to AO3
* Partners in Crime - PJO; K-plus rated; Alice Miyazawa and Julia Feingold's introduction to the demigod world; canon-complaint, post-TLO; Adventure/Friendship; completed, cross-posted to AO3
* Arrivederci - PJO; K-plus rated; Nico's demigod dream of Bianca's death; canon-complaint, missing scene of TTC; rated for explicit character death, pain, angst, nightmares and implied amnesia/PTSD; Tragedy/Angst; posted, cross-posted to AO3
* Remembrance - PJO; K-plus rated; Frank reminisencing his past with his grandmother and honouring her wishes and his promise, missing scene of MoA, also me fixing one of Rick Riordan's canon inconsistencies; rated for mentions of character death and mild angst; Angst/Family; posted, cross-posted to AO3 and Tumblr
* Panem et Circenses - PJO/THG; T rated; Hunger Games Victors AU as applied to the PJO main cast - what if they each win their own Hunger Games, how they would do it (while following PJO canon), and what would happen afterward; rated for angst, death, other triggers may be included in relevant chapters; Angst; hiatus, cross-posted to AO3
* Another One Bites the Dust - THG; T rated; a Career tribute's journey through the Games after the failure of the Second Rebellion (based on an RP); rated for angst, death, injury, swearing, blood, etc; Drama/Tragedy; posted, cross-posted to AO3
* Undesirables - PJO; K-plus rated; Bianca's life prior to moving to the US and disaster striking (quite literally), i.e. in Venice, canon complaint for the most part; rated for discussions of sexism/traditional gender roles, totalitarianism, bullying, prejudice (including stereotypes and ableism) and propaganda (i.e. fascist b.s.); Family/Angst; posted, cross-posted to AO3, written for Round 1 of the CHB: Capture the Flag Tournament
* Where the Bright Bauhinias Bloom - PJO; K-plus rated; Billie Ng discovering her demigod nature, her first days at CHB and the aftermath of the Battle of the Labyrinth, mostly canon compliant; rated for discussions of politics, Sinophobia/xenophobia/stereotypes and death/grief; Family/Friendship; posted, cross-posted to AO3, written for Round 2 of the CHB: Capture the Flag Tournament
* If Today Was Your Last Day - PJO; K-plus rated; Nico's last day at Camp Half-Blood before everything goes to hell, headcanon fic and canon-complaint to TTC; rated for light angst within; Friendship/General; posted, cross-posted to AO3 and Tumblr, written for Day 7 of Solangelo Week 2020
* No Way Out (of This Dark Place) - PJO; T rated; what Nico was up to between TTC and BotL, canon complaint; rated for angst, death mention, suicidal thoughts, internalized homophobia, ostracization and one (1) usage of a politically incorrect slur; Angst/General; posted, cross-posted to AO3 and Tumblr, written for Round 3 of CHB: Capture the Flag
* Helpless - PJO; K-plus rated; Billie watching as her hometown died before her very eyes, unable to do anything to aid her comrades in arms, somewhat canon compliant with timeline adjustments; rated for heavy political themes and mentions of war and totalitarianism, vent fic; Angst/Tragedy; posted, cross-posted to AO3 and Tumblr, written for Round 4 of the CHB: Capture the Flag Tournament
* Panem et Victoria - PJO; T rated; Nico killing a giant in unexpected ways in House of Hades, somewhat canon compliant with creative liberties; rated for one (1) F-bomb and lack of beta reading; Humour/General; posted, cross-posted to AO3 and Tumblr
* Little Secrets - PJO; K rated; Nico coming out to Will, canon compliant, takes place between BoO and THO, ft. the boys being soft; warning for implied internalized homophobia; Friendship/Romance; posted, cross-posted to AO3 and Tumblr
* Fallen From Grace - PJO; K-plus rated; Jason's life after the breakup with Piper, until the very end, canon complaint to The Burning Maze; rated for major character death and attempted suicide (among other things); Family/Tragedy; posted, cross-posted to AO3, written for Round 5 of the CHB: Capture the Flag Tournament
* I Loved and I Loved and I Lost You - PJO; K-plus rated; Nico talking with a goddess after shadow-travelling to China, ft. Chinese mythology, canon-compliant; rated for self-deprecation, past character death, mentioned emotional abuse and suicidal thoughts, inaccurate versions of myths, internalized homophobia, etc; Family/Angst; posted, cross-posted to AO3 and Tumblr, written for round 6 of the CHB: Capture the Flag Tournament, beta-read by ace-in-love-with-space and NervousAliceCurious from AO3
* AUctober and OcTOAber 2020: In Another Life - PJO; T rated; my fics in response to prompts from AUctober 2020 (hosted by @solangeloweek on Tumblr) and OcTOAber 2020 (hosted by @octoaber on Tumblr); Friendship/Romance; ongoing, cross-posted from AO3 (go there for full version) and to Tumblr
Time's Up - PJO; K-plus rated; a teddy bear gets chosen for Augury at Camp Jupiter, written for @ask-octavian-theteddykiller on Tumblr, crackfic; Parody/Tragedy; posted, cross-posted from Tumblr and to AO3
Exclusive Fics - AO3 (reasons for not posting on FFN are given)
The A-Z of Escape the Night - EtN; G-rated; a compiled list of fandom jokes and quotes from the series, based on the Alphabet Meme; mild spoilers; ongoing/hiatus (not posted on FFN due to possible violation of anti-list regulations)
The Unofficial Escape the Night Handbook - EtN (co-written); T-rated; an outdated guide to EtN (correct to Season 3); spoiler alert; hiatus (not posted on FFN due to potential violation of 'non-story' content regulations)
Confession - EtN Fandom (Meta-World Corruption AU); T-rated; the thoughts of a confused friend who is locked out of the loop; posted (not posted on FFN due to lack of 'suitable' content and because the Possession is based on AO3 and has not yet reached FFN)
The Hetalia Games - APH/HG; T-rated; transcripts from the BrantSteele Hunger Games Simulator only and some of my thoughts; only Seasons 1 and 2 are posted on FFN (but not the secondary viewpoint of Season 2, which is FFN-exclusive); death and injury alert; irregularly ongoing (could not be bothered to repost chapters)
Survive Until Dawn: Guide of Writers - EtN Fandom/EtN/Until Dawn (co-written); T-rated; a guide to the world of Survive Until Dawn, a fanfic on AO3; hiatus (not posted on FFN due to lack of 'fanfiction' content and because the basis fic is posted on AO3 only)
Escape the Night: Haiku Edition - EtN; T-rated; literally EtN seasons and episodes summed up in haikus; spoiler alert for all seasons thus far; ongoing/hiatus (could not be bothered to repost chapters, MAY BE POSTED SOON)
One Day More - EtN/EtN Fandom; T-rated; One Day More (LesMis) parody with the EtN fandom in mind; spoiler alert for Seasons 1 to 3; posted (forgot to post on FFN while it was the right timing... #regret)
The Girl Who Got Away - EtN Fandom/Multi-Fandom/APH/Original Work; T-rated; a brief look into the Personification of the Escape the Night fandom's early life prior to Season 4's debut; OC-centric, trigger warning for deaths, injuries and phobias, Twilight fandom bashing; written for the countdown to EtN Season 4; completed (not posted on FFN due to the lack of crossover options and the majorly original content which may not classify as 'fanfiction' by FFN standards)
Goodbye and Good Night - EtN Fandom/HG; meta fic from the Author character's PoV, based on Round 5 of the Escape the Night Hunger Games (AO3-exclusive seasons)(not posted on FFN due to the fic basis in Escape the Night Hunger Games - listed below)
No One Escapes - EtN Fandom/Multi-Fandom/APH/Original Work; T-rated; the sequel and continuation of The Girl Who Got Away (see above); OC-centric, trigger warning for deaths and injuries; irregularly ongoing (not posted on FFN for reasons the same as the prequel)
The A-Z of the EtN Fandom - EtN Fandom; T-rated; a spin-off of The A-Z of Escape the Night, same concept but applied to the fandom as a whole; posted (not posted on FFN for the same reasons as The A-Z of Escape the Night, and because the fanfiction base for EtN is on AO3 and not FFN)
Escape the Nations - APH/EtN; T-rated; one-shots where the Hetalian Nations (with occasional OCs) appear in EtN as themselves and invoke #SaveThemAll; trigger warnings dependent on chapters; irregularly ongoing (not posted on FFN due to one entire page of Author's Notes/Introduction and its partially interactive nature)
Escape the Night Hunger Games - EtN/HG; T-rated; transcripts from the BrantSteele Hunger Game Simulator only and some of my thoughts; only Round 1 is posted on FFN (listed above); irregularly ongoing (not posted on FFN because of interactive nature)
A Personal Analysis of Escape the Night - EtN; T-rated; my various ramblings and analyses throughout the seasons of EtN; irregularly ongoing (not posted on FFN due to interactive nature and lack of 'content', partially exists as the forum I'm a Survivor
Perfect Little Girl - Original Work; T-rated; me angsting over real life stressing me out; posted
Let Us Go - Original Work; T-rated; me calling out the Establishment and trying rally support against totalitarianism, parody of Let It Go from Frozen, rated for sensitive content (political or otherwise, see tags) and cussing; posted
And So Sings the Caged Bird - Original Work, T-rated, exams are inbound as I ponder if I will ever make it in this world, aka more angsting and calling out the education system; posted
The Riordanverse Games - PJO/MCGA/TKC, T-rated, transcripts from the BrantSteele Hunger Games simulator when I reap in Riordanverse characters along with some of my reactions; irregularly ongoing (not posted due to possibly interactive nature of fic and previous accusations of 'lack of story content', meaning it could get deleted from this site)
What Your PJO Ship Says About You - PJO, G-rated, me 'analyzing' (read: snarking about) the fandom via ships; rated for incestuous and pedophilic implications; posted (not posted due to possibly violating site regulations)
A Personal Analysis of the Riordanverse - PJO; T-rated; my various ramblings and analyses throughout the Riordanverse (basically my idea dump); irregularly ongoing (not posted on FFN due to interactive nature and lack of 'content', partially exists as my Tumblr blog, daughterofathenathatsokwspiders
The Hanging Tree - PJO, G-rated; transcript of a YouTube MV tribute to those who died in the books, ft. some heartbroken friends/family; posted, cross-posted on Tumblr (not posted as it contains song lyrics and is basically a songfic and I still remember the last time I posted one of these, aka violating site regulations)
Nonfiction Works Posted to FictionPress
And Then Karen Snapped - K-plus rated; a fictional diary entry about witnessing a Floridian entitled woman (r/floridaman and r/entitledparents in action) threatening a McDonald’s cashier over a broken ice-cream machine; rated for one case of assault and mentions of profanity, etc.; posted, cross-posted from AO3
THE MAIN REASON WHY AUTHORS ABANDON/QUIT THEIR STORIES: READ BELOW
Writers—all of them, from famous authors to subtle FF writers—ALL depend on the feedback from our readers. Vision Dominican brought up an interesting albeit tragically true idea:
"Lack of reviews is the greatest killer of fanfic writers out there. We at the institute wish to let the public know of how they can pitch in to save our dying writers.
1) Drop a review every other chapter. It may not seem like much, but reviews are actually what many of us want to see. That, and hits. Hits do make us happy but we don't really know if people like our story or not.
2) Visit our author page. Those kind of hits really make us happy. It's where we showcase our entourage of friends, beta readers, and stories. Some of us even tidy up with set areas for upcoming story ideas and character bios.
3) Send an email. While normally I'd prefer a review, emails are just as good. Really, it warms my heart to communicate with another reader or writer.
4) Send a PM. This is much like an email. Such communication can help us express our ideas and improve our relationships. This means that someone wants to talk to us in a way deeper than a review. This may help form friendships, and even other relationships. Humans, like some other mammals, are gregarious by nature. This means that we generally prefer to live in the company of others. And us writers are, as a matter of fact, human. Thus, by logic, we thrive in communication with our readers.
What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think...
"Why am I even here…?"
"What's even the point of continuing?"
"My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…"
"I'll never be a good writer...I quit."
These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head—that go through our heads—when we put out a chapter/story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and not a single person says even a word.
If you're not a writer, you have NO IDEA how much that hurts…
If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review, and you read it, smiling while thinking…"Wow…fuck...I did it…"
So, why not give fellow writers the same luxury here?
Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can cause.
Sometimes, it is so severe that the very writers themselves decide to quit, denying the world their skills of writing that I'm sure it would have deeply enjoyed.
Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise.
Do me a favor: Go find a story, ANY story, anywhere here on fanfiction.net, and see if you can help it. If it has very little/no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind.
And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard…
If you agree with what I have said then please copy and paste any part of this story you wish onto your profile. Modify it in any way you see fit; there is no need to use my exact words. You make it say what you want it to say.
Thanks for your time.
This is from the profile of KH freak 813, with editing.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night, he talked his friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of because of his ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow because his family is too poor.
See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it, too.
Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs.
If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
Even when you can't see Him, God is there! if you believe in God, put this in your profile.
96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.
I love Jesus and Jesus loves me, if you believe Jesus loves you, copy and paste this in your profile.
I'M A PERSON SO I MUST BE LABELED
Highlight the following that applies to you:
By that, I mean I apply to the type of person, not the stereotype. And all of my thoughts are in italics.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND(E), so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (I am female, and my patronus is a husky! Thanks for the compliment!)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (Technically I'm more agnostic than Christian, though I used to go to a Christian school.)
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (Politically speaking. Socially speaking, it varies.)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (Does being Southern CHINESE count?)
I (HAVE) TAKE(N) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (I was a dancer...when I was 4-5. How can a four-year-old be a hoe? I'm confused.)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (That only applies because of my winter school uniform…)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. (Relatively speaking, yeah on the rich part, not really on the stereotype part.)
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Even if I'm decent at academics doesn't mean I have straight A's. I still don't have many friends, though.)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (So this only applies to girls? Plus, I'm not even close to them.)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (So this only applies to guys?)
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm CZECH, so I MUST love beer and sausage and be stubborn.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. (I am a nerd but I dislike HW. So. Much.)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm WHITE born in a black area, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST smell horrible.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (Only not liking it when it’s beating down on me in summer.)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (I'm pacifist, but I'm not against swatting ants and mosquitoes.)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I'm not that good at art, but I'm decent from watching videos and taking 6 years of classes in pastel art and Chinese painting as a child.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b!tch. (I will if needed)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I'm a METALHEAD so I MUST worship SATAN.
I read comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I am a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I'm FRENCH so I MUST be snotty towards everyone, wear a striped sweater, and say "Oui, oui!"
I am a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (I’m not that bad!)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I am a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I am CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (By that, you must be thinking feminazi, let me inform you that I am an egalitarian.)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (There's not exactly a direct correlation between the two. Vice versa, perhaps, but not this way.)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (Losers win at being losers, b!tch!)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue. (I've left that stage of my fangirl era behind.)
I CHAT OR PRIVATE MESSAGE, so I MUST be having cyber sex. (Wtf is that logic?)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. (Pagan does not equal Satanist.)
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST have an abortion. (Oh, I thought it was the other way 'round! Despite this, I have slightly conservative leanings for a few matters, to be perfectly honest.)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Actually, yes.)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (That's what my government would tell you. They've violated human rights! Is human rights a crime now?)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (#Potterhead4Life)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. (I'm an outcast even if I curse. Problem?)
I like GAMES, ANIME and/or COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (Problem?)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*stard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. (What the hell is a renfaire?)
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be lesbian. (Well, not yet, at most.)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love chorus, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. (#NotThatExtreme)
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My name is KAREN, so I must SPEAK TO THE MANAGER.
My name is KAREN, so I must TAKE THE KIDS. (I take these name stereotypes from YouTube comments.)
My name is CHAD, so I must be A JERK JOCK.
My name is BECKY, so I must be a BASIC B!TCH.
My name is JOSE (or JUAN), so I must have JUMPED THE BORDER.
My name is KYLE, so I must be an ABUSIVE ASSHOLE. (This particular one, unlike the rest, is taken from a couple of fanfics where the villain is named Kyle - I'm genuinely sorry.)
My name is KYLE, so I must BREAK THE WALL.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I'm a PERSON so I MUST be labeled.
Today, we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies such as don't spend more than you can earn, and reliable strategies like adults, not children, are in charge.
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Neosporin, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, places of worship became places of business, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home without having to worry about the burglar suing you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded $3,000,000 when she sued the McDonalds that had given her the coffee.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
Taken from the profile of Arrowfeet.
The Most Random Hetalia Jokes Ever
In the USA, you fight for country, but Country will join you on the front lines. (*cough* Revolution *cough*)
In Soviet Russia, you should stay away from the borders, because Country fights for you. (*cough* General Winter *cough*)
One does not simply spell LUST without UST. This partially explains two of my ships (I have other HISTORICAL reasons for the two FOE YAY ships.)
Go to the Flamingo Pond of the nearest park/zoo. (You will most likely hear a LOT of squawking.) There you go: live footage to the latest World Meeting.
I do not ship Romano with France, because that just means bad RomAnce.
Which Hetalia character are you?
The Axis Powers
North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)
You were bullied a lot in your childhood. (Especially in my later primary school years...)
You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
You're very happy-go-lucky.
You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies. (Not always...I know I'm a little ditzy sometimes, but not all the freaking time.)
You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
You're a good artist. (Decent, but not good enough.)
You can be clumsy at times.
You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
You would surrender in a war situation. (I'm too pacifist to fight!)
Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)
You're very stoic and serious.
Sausages are your favorite foods.
You like to walk your dog. (Don't have a doggo.)
Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
You work very hard. (Sometimes...? Despite this, Sloth is my deadly sin, so no?)
Your alone time is your 'happy time'. (Sometimes, but I can get somewhat lonely sometimes if I have no Internet.)
You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people. (I don't appear tough...)
You've had issues with money once or twice. (Minor ones only.)
Japan (Kiku Honda)
You're very mature. (Well, more mature than half my class, at least.)
You think everything over before saying it. (I'm rather prone to letting my mouth run away with my mind without going through the filter.)
You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
You isolated yourself during childhood. (Not deliberately!)
You became very successful in a short amount of time. (It took a while, but not too long...)
You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world. (I'm not a big fan of going out, 'kay? And I don't have much time for it.)
You can seem cold/aloof to other people. (I don't have many friends...they all think I'm gross or weird and stuff.)
You're good at practical tasks.
You need time to adjust to new people.
The Allied Forces
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
You love hamburgers.
You think you're awesome. (We're all awesome in different ways.)
You love to invent things.
You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films. (I've made a few videos with my classmates and my family sometimes, and I enjoy movie marathoning with my dad.)
You can seem to be very brash to other people. (Sometimes, I guess...?)
You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
You're terrified of ghosts. (If I were, how would I be able to survive Hogwarts?)
You know aliens exist. (They only decided not to visit Earth because they saw and/or experienced the power of human stupidity.)
You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time. (I do however do always wear some sort of jacket, especially if it's cold or I have to enter a freezing-in-the-summer shopping mall.)
You wear glasses. (Oval glasses with metallic violet titanium frames!)
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
You like tea. (Comes with being a HKer, hon.)
You were quite tough as a kid.
You're very sarcastic and cynical. (It's not my nature at heart, but I can act and write like that...)
Your cooking is awful. (It's not half bad!)
You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (Hell yeah! #PotterheadsUnite)
...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
You have tried doing black magic before.
You get drunk quite easily. (I've never actively consumed alcohol...)
When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
You're good at embroidery. (Not too bad, but definitely not the best.)
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
You're very affectionate. (Hugs all around! \-.-/)
You think you have a great fashion sense.
You like wine.
You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
You love red roses.
When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
You're very proud of yourself. (I'm proud but not in the narcissistic way, I believe.)
You love culture and the arts. (Culture for Hetafic-writing research, hell yeah to literary arts, alright - and it helps with my writing - for visual arts - and I used to take pastel art and Chinese painting classes, have dabbled in the performing arts in previous years and still love music.)
You're very flamboyant.
You say you're a gourmet. (It comes with being Cantonese.)
Russia (Ivan Braginsky)
You had a very sad childhood. (Not very...)
You're very tall. (I'm quite short for my age...I'm barely five feet tall!)
You have a tendency to switch between personalities. (Comes with being a teen girl.)
You wear a scarf all the time.
You love sunflowers. (Just flowers in general...#VictorianLanguageOfFlowers)
You love vodka.
You can seem intimidating to other people.
You're very strong.
You have a big nose.
You have a strange laugh that can scare people.
China (Yao Wang)
You're very mature. (see Japan's entry above)
You're very superstitious.
You're very religious.
You love pandas. (CUTE!)
You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
You love Hello Kitty.
You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously. (I have a younger sister, and I don't bother trying.)
You work hard. (I try my best...most of the time.)
You're good at drawing. (Decent, I guess...)
You like sweets.
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
You are very well-raised. (What does that even mean?)
You're polite. (I try to be...but I'm too blunt to be polite half the time.)
You love classical music. (Like, not love.)
You like cake.
You have a mole on your face. (Nosiree, acne only.)
You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away. (*Bleep* yeah!)
You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument. (Formerly...I'm a Violin Grade 8, but I haven't played in about a year, so I'm kinda rusty...)
You've composed music before.
You tend to call people 'morons'. (Morons, idiots, etc. take your pick.)
You wear glasses. (see America's entry above)
Canada (Matthew Williams)
You're often ignored by people. (Or despised due to false claims.)
You look younger than you actually are.
You love hockey.
You love polar bears. (TV Tropes says that Bears Are Bad News, but I just love most mammals and birds.)
You hate fighting.
You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.
You often get mistaken for someone else.
You feel under-appreciated.
You're bilingual/multilingual. (Trilingual squad, where you at?)
You always carry a bear with you.
Cuba (Carlos Machado)
You smoke. (Do I seem like the kind of person that wants cancer?)
You're very physically strong.
You've won a lot of fist-fights.
In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
You like hot weather. (Just because I live in the subtropics doesn't mean that I'm a big fan of hot weather. I prefer warm-hot - over 20C, below 35C...oh wait, that's probably hot by your standards.)
You can be very friendly from time to time.
You look very tough on the outside.
You make a very nice role-model. (Maybe...?)
You don't let people get a word in edgeways. (Huh?)
Hungary (Erzsébet Hédeváry)
You have a potty-mouth. (I do curse from time to time.)
You like to wear flowers in your hair. (How am I supposed to keep them there?)
You used to be a very tough kid.
You're very reliable. (Don't trust me. I break promises and lose my stuff all the time these days.)
It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.
You're very faithful. (In what aspect or aspects?)
Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike. (Never cared much about being ladylike~)
You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese. (Depends on which best friend, so...no?)
You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (I'm not that much of a fanatic...)
Lithuania (Tolys Laurinaitis)
You're very loyal. (Comes with being a Hufflepuff. #BadgerPride)
You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.
You're very serious.
You have a lot of patience. (One of the prices I pay for living in Hong Kong...)
You think too much about philosophical stuff.
You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
You're not very confident. (Sometimes...)
You were quite rebellious as a child.
People tend to walk all over you.
You're a born worrier.
Poland (Feliks Łukasiewicz)
You're very flamboyant.
You're quite hyperactive. (Unless I'm low on energy or am on my period...*blush*)
You can be quite goofy. (Keep being a flamer and I fear that I'll have to punish you...)
When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix. (I never did manage to go a few hours without a smile...)
You're very wary of strangers.
It takes you ages to come out of your shell.
However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.
You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions. (I'll take whichever side that I can get more points on in a group discussion.)
You love pansies and corn-poppies.
You get up to lots of crazy antics. (Sometimes...)
Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)
You're quite mean-spirited. (Never deliberate...unless it's roasting Twilight and the like.)
You're a bit of a hooligan.
You're very loyal. (see Lithuania's entry above.)
You're very good at tactics.
You hate Russia. (Why would I? He's half a cinnamon roll!)
You love to fight people. (see Canada's entry above)
You can avoid marriages quite well. (I. Am. Underage.)
You're not always taken seriously.
You like drinking. (I repeat: UNDERAGE!!!)
You want to become stronger. (What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, stand a little taller, doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone~)
Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)
You are clueless about things around you. (Sometimes...especially when I'm in ditzy mode, but if I am mostly awake, I'm pretty alert...)
You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes. (Preferably uncooked, please!)
You're very responsible.
You tend to dramatize over things a lot.
You love churros.
You help people in crisis.
You are quite random.
Somehow, you like bananas.
You often offer food to people. (Especially candy...unless I have none to spare.)
You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.
South Italy (Lovino Vargas)
You tend to overreact a lot. (Sometimes...especially when concerning grades. Otherwise...I'm chill.)
You like to order people around.
You're a scaredy-cat. (I'm not exactly a coward, y' know...)
You curse a lot. (Only when I'm feeling particularly negative.)
You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
You tend to blush easily.
You are lazy like hell.
You love tomatoes a lot. (Amongst my favourite fruits! Preferably uncooked, like I said!)
You fix yourself on stupid matters.
You get defensive at the slightest comment.
So I mainly carry the traits of Japan, Poland and Spain; with lesser traits (on equal terms) of America, China, Austria and Canada. That's interesting to hear.
(The above was taken from the profile of ithefantasticfanatic with minor editing.)
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