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f 2-8, ISO 100 by Aquarius Galuxy reviews
And she knows every curve of his face. Tenten keeps him a secret, and likes it that way (because he is untouchable like that, and admiration from a distance means she won't get hurt).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,218 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 9/11/2014 - [Neji H., Tenten] - Complete
Auld Acquaintance by Satellites on Parade reviews
The year is 1941, and superheroes are a fresh and rare breed. Breaking away from their mentors and inhibitions are six teenagers with ambitions and abilities that cannot be placed aside forever. 1940s AU.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,955 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Nightwing
Of Fanboys and Birthday's by UchihaSakura4 reviews
Sakura explains her fanboy problem at her 19th birthday party, and Sasuke says he has a solution. Hmmm...What exactly could that be? Two-Shot SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3348 - Favs: 4,019 - Follows: 2,450 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8181 - Favs: 4,371 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Little Messages by MysticFirefly reviews
Sakura has to endure a horrible fate: summer school. Writing on a desk may prevent boredom but who expects anyone to write back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,755 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Feel Good Inc by Kawaii-Akuhei reviews
“So basically you want me to go whoring around with the higherups over at Uchiha Inc.?” “No, Sakura, I want you to go whoring around with THE higherup.” Rated for language and suggestive themes. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,391 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Your Mom by Determined reviews
Sasuke learns a new diss on TV, and decides to test it on everyone he knows! NO. ONE. IS. SAFE! Please read and review! Being revised
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,430 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Sasuke U.
Forgetting by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
She’d put in all the unimportant stuff, like how to memorize a medical text in two days, and perfect chakra control and the ability to splice in transplants, but somehow Kami had missed ‘forgetfulness’. -SasuSaku, post-desertion, on leaving things behind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Narutotachi Goes to Hogwarts! by Yarochisai reviews
An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with awful crackish humor. I have not updated since mid-2008. Please stop PMing me for updates. And don't bother reviewing either, because I'd feel bad if you kept reviewing for no reason.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 369,154 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Harry P., Naruto U.
And So They Met by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] “You can’t die, Sasuke.” He was surprised by her words, and it was apparent by the shocked eyes that flickered to her face. “I will never forgive you.” He took a breath before responding. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,542 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dead Men Tell No Tales by Akuno Hikari reviews
Sometimes, even a wood louse has moments where it has to prove itself. Someday, she swore to herself, someday, she'd show him that she could help. Someday. NeuroxYako
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/6/2008
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ten Days is a Helluva Long Time by mikaelaa reviews
SASUxSAKU highschool fic. Other pairings too. Sakura gets her first detention, and who does she find there but the one person who has the ability to make her life pure hell. Guess who. XD R&R! Please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,116 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Neji and Tenten: 100 Moments by infinite vertigo reviews
100 moments for Neji and Tenten! Moment 100: Memory [99 small tiny moments... create a lifetime of memories.][Genre: Romance, General, Slight Humor][Please R&R!][Warning:OoCness][COMPLETED!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 94,369 - Reviews: 3513 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Holidays with SPR! by PsychicOtaku182 reviews
One story for every holiday! I'll have to do New Year's next January!Up now, White Day!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007
Dating for Dummies by O-Renji-Un reviews
NEW CHAPPY! NEW PENNAME! NEW CRACK! Kakashi's a bit bored of the no romance between the Rookie Nine...and Konoha for that matter. What to do, what to do? Give dating advice and become matchmaker...? Oh the horror. SasuSaku and more!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,601 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sakura's Poem by Just-A-Kiss reviews
Sakura has told Sasuke her feeling but, he didn't care. Now, he wants her back but, she ran away.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Inerasable Secrets by Daygoner reviews
Due to unfortunate circumstances, Naru and Mai find themselves living under the same roof for the duration of their latest case. Murderous intent ensues... and it's not just the ghosts. Eventually NaruMai. ON HIATUS and EDITING
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,421 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006
Silver Cross by Starseer reviews
I am going to tell you to do something very important. Take the mouse and click the blue letters that say Silver Cross. SasSak vampire fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 70,726 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Itachi's Bedtime Story by twitch and spaz reviews
When Sasuke can't sleep one night, Itachi tells him a story about a beautiful mythical faery. But what happens if he meets one in real life? SasuSaku OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gaara's Survey by Hakoro reviews
Naruto sends Gaara an email that contains a survey. Trust me, this is funny.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
HI! I'M A MARY SUE! by averageteenhunger reviews
sucky summary,not good at making one so...i think the title speaks for itself...first chapter...don't kill me if you don't like it...sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Once Upon A September by snow-maiden13 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke's known for dominating his school, til a new girl faces him. She's Haruno Sakura & she's a fighter. Sakura receives the 'blue tag' and she officially becomes his next victim. Will she save herself from his cruelty or will she fall for him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 80,761 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stranded with Idiots by RedLotusNin reviews
COMPLETE. Kakashi pulls a prank on the students by stranding them on an island so they can be watched by millions. Now they must fight for shelter, food and escape from entertainmentcraving tribe people. NaruHina SasuSaku ShikaIno NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 42,132 - Reviews: 2275 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Complete
Together Forever by Ice Scion reviews
Sasuke finally gets an answer as to why Sakura stuck with him all those years. Saskusaku fluff all the way!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scarlet by RaspberryGirl reviews
On his way to meet his betrothed, Prince Coren angers the fairy Marielle and is put under a horrible curse. With the help of a peasant girl, Scarlet, he must find the legendary magic cloak or be turned into a wolf forever. Little Red Riding Hood retelling
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,656 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/19/2004 - Published: 7/26/2003
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