Bonjours tous le monde

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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Bonjour tout le monde

Favorite anime shows:

Inuyasha

Yuyu Hakusho

Naruto

Rave Master

One Piece

Fruit Basket

Prince of Tennis

Digimon

Dragon Ball

Beyblade

Family Guy

Futarama

Pokemon

Full Metal Alchemist

Shaman King

Gakuen Alice

Bleach

and so many anime that i can't name

Films prefere:

The Memoir of a Geisha

Harry Potter

Yuyu Hakusho

The Pink Phanther

Lord of the Ring

all the movies that Miyazaki made

Disney Movies (any kind)

Favorite shows or channels:

Discovery health: Impact:Stories of Surviral, ER, Diognosis: Unknown, Medical Incredible

Discovery channel: The Saddle Club

A&E: CSI:Miami, CSI: New York, NCIS

National Geographic Channel: depends on what they show

Food Network: 30 Minuets Meal

Animal Planet: The Most Extreme, Animal Cops: all the cities they show

History Channel: depends on what they show

Other non-anime: Scoody-Doo, Martin Mystery

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

To my Mamie who died in January from lung cancer and to my aunt who survived and living w/ liver cancer

I HATE SAKURA!!

If you want to see Sakura end up dead at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS

If you want to see Sakura be killed by Sasuke, Naruto and Sai for the good of the world, COPY THIS

If you hate the parings Itasaku, sasusaku, gaasaku, COPY THIS

If you hate reading, watching Sakura hit Naruto/Sai, COPY THIS

If you agree with Sai that Sakura is ugly, COPY THIS

If you think Sakura is the worst character in the Naruto series, COPY THIS

If you just hate her, COPY THIS

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Favorite Quotes:

they say these things could kill you- Eric from CSI: Miami

"i'm hungry

you're always hungry, Mae" my friends Alex and Mae talking during english class

You lift up one ofuda and i'll shove it so far up your ass you'll be hiccuping sutras the rest of your perveted life- Inuyasha from Sealed within the shikon jewel (story)

feh-Inuyasha

SIT BOY- Kagome

Hentai-Sango

Will you please bare my child-Miroku

It the truth that sets you free-Turnbo to Youngblood from a play written by August Wilson

Mada mada dane-Ryoma from Prince of Tennis

Look what you did Fry now she won't shut up-Dr. Zoiburg from Futurama

FRESHMAN-Lois from Family Guy

My eye, I'm blind-Lela from Futurama

Shut up-Bender from Futurama

" I love you

No, you don't

Really, I love you

Every time they say that, they hate me

I hate you

See what I mean you hate me also

You made me say that

No I didn't

Yes you did

No I didn't

Oh shut up" my friend Tahani and me during gym class

"She quacks like a duck" me to my sister when she picks the cat

"Art is bang, yeah" Deidara

"What sup' Alexx, you didn't forget your two favourite boys did you" Eric from C.S.I Miami

"Alexx i think we...

I know Tim" Tim to Alexx from C.S.I Miami

" If you're not out the next minuet, you'll be next and find me that foot" Alexx to Eric from CSI: Miami

"People do plan to fail but people plan to fail" i have no idea who said that but my Accounting teacher Mr. Burns told me

"Science is a social endeavor. Scientists have personalities and interests and fears and limitations. We're not cybertonic machines. And we collaborate. Unless you're at the level of Leonardo da Vinci, you ge lot of ideas from other people" Peter Agre, a scientist

"Does anyone know what a poacher is?" My teacher Mr. Davenport

"A chicken" A boy named Jeremiah answering the question

"Are you going to finish that?

I'm tough" My dad pointing to my unfinished pizza and i said i'm tough when i meant to say i'm full

"Who's this

Me horsey" the boy and girl in my accounting class named Aiden and Fatama when we were playing monoply

"Why are we walking in circle?" a boy who said when the bus came

" Oh, Mr. James est-ce que tu as... oh" my friend in all of my classes except fourth period said that when the principal came by

" Talking in your head is a sign of maturity

But i don't talk in my head

Then something must be wrong with you" a conservation between my classmate and my teacher during English

" You're not giving birth Aleisha" my friend Mae said that to my other friend Aleisha because she pulled a handstring when she was cheering, she a cheerleader, but anyway so her foot hurts so bad that she needs help putting a shoe and my senoir friend Deanna put the shoe on her and she was screaming like she about to give birth it was so funny

" Sheesh, this is so slow

I know, it like a migrating herd" Me and my friend Bucket when we were walking in the hallway where most people take their time to get to class

" 'Cause ya freaks" My friend Ashley who said that it was totally hilarious she was doing a pose of my friend Marlena and I of what we are going to do when we grow up.

"Book is the knowledge for the brain

That was cliche" my friends Ashley and Marlena said that, all you can hear was crickets between all three of us

" When you need me but do not want me then I'll stay, when you want me but no longer need me then I have to go." Nanny McPhee from the movie Nanny McPhee

"All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them" Walt Disney

"In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity" Albert Eisten

“Sisters are connected throughout their lives by a special bond... whether they try to ignore it or not. For better or for worse, sisters remain sisters, until death do them part.” Brigid McConville

“Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw from clenching your teeth. Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and lightness in your life.”-Joan Lunden-

“Be who you are and say what you feel because those mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.”-Dr. Seuss- : both come from the story "Unintended" by wakahirume

"If I were the rain, could I connect with someone's heart, as the rain can unite the eternally separated earth and sky?" Orihime

YOU'RE A 90'S KID IF YOU CAN REMEMBER:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .

Found on HisokaYukiko and she probably found on someone else profile