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Joined 07-19-06, id: 1094711, Profile Updated: 12-07-10
Author has written 5 stories for Bartimaeus Trilogy, Harry Potter, and Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak.

CheeseyGoodness here! We're well aware that we spelt "cheesy" wrong. DEPLORABLE.

Here's a little about us:

Names: Kate and Steph

Ages: Old enough.

Location: The United States of Awesome.

Occupation: Students.

Our stories were all written...many years ago...

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Shackled By Blood by purplehairedwonder reviews
After the battle at Gil'ead, Murtagh and Thorn struggle with Galbatorix's power over them. But when Roran is captured by the Empire, Murtagh and Thorn must decide once and for all where their loyalties lie.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,940 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Murtagh, Roran
Bald Eagle by ObeyTheSnarf reviews
Ed and Al end up in our world, and I meet them. Now they must face a miniature colonel bastard, living in the basement, hentai, the Numa Numa song, the homunculi, and more. Multiple oc pairings. This series is over. Reasons in last two chapters.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 49,345 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
They Will Speak Of Us With Silver Words by Bialy reviews
The final stand at the end of Ptolemy's Gate. Spoilers, oneshot.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Nathaniel, Bartimaeus - Complete
The Matchmaker by conception.creation reviews
Eight lousy, stinking months have gone by and Nathaniel still refuses to let him go home. Bartimaeus gets creative. NxK AU set between GE and PG.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,153 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Nathaniel, Kitty J. - Complete
Neglected Trash by Lilith-Hoshi reviews
Jakob Hyrnek comes to England to deliver a commission to a client. But a wayward glance can destroy a man. A Nathaniel Lives! fic, onesided JxK and KxN. Oneshot.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
London, April 1962 by Weasley Mama reviews
a version of the question, "what happened next' to one of the characters
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Complete
A Day in the Life by Bowles reviews
In an alternate universe without magic, a sarcastic store owner by the name of Bartimaeus hires an ambitious young man named Nathaniel and sets into motion a series of events neither of them could have foreseen. NatKitty
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,810 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Kicking it the Classy Way: TW&WTOTC VOL II! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
A brand new batch of one-shots guaranteed to shock and awe... But mostly, they'll just make you question my own/your sanity. Chapter Five: Intelligent Movie-goers. Edward and Bella try to decide what movie to go see. Short and Sweet-ish.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008
The Soapies by Sovrani reviews
A series of Soap Opera episodes, starring the Artemis Fowl characters. New chapter is up! R&R!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,792 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007
Why Canon and Fanon Don't Mix by alsdssg reviews
What happens when Eragon and his friends come across a Mary Sue fan fic? Why, pure chaos, that's what. Please R & R.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,739 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007
Naive Awareness by alsdssg reviews
Eragon has a strange dream, and three fishermen bring the Varden an egg from Vroengard. Then the girl from his dream comes to him. Meanwhile, Murtagh is still under Galbatorix's control and so is a new rider. What happens? Read and find out.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 96,565 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
Minimum Walk: The Failed Parody by tanyart reviews
Max meets her counterpart, a flamingoavian hybrid named Mini. Jeb is livid, the Flock is baffled, unicorns don't exist... and quite predictably, things go horribly wrong. So what else is new?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,513 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007
The Creepily Random Life of Eragon by bananasrokk reviews
The title is pretty selfexplanitory. Saphir has a random disease and Eragon has to cure it. WARNING: if you don't have a sense of humor, dont read this!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 3/20/2006
Bored On A Sunny Day by Bella Masen Cullen reviews
It's a sunny day, and the Cullens are stuck inside with nothing to do. They're all bored, and soon Edward is the only sane one left! How does he survive the craziness? Okay, the summary sucks. Just read the story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,181 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007
The Bartimaeus Trilogy: The Concealed Conclusion by porpierita reviews
A Bartimaeus Trilogy ending. After Ptolemy's Gate. Nathaniel is in a coma after surviving Nouda. Kitty plans a way to help him...by summoning the djinni Bartimaeus once again inside Nat's body! Bartimaeus Trilogy belongs to Jonathan Stroud. READ & REVIEW!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,304 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
POOF by Jambalaya Rootbeer Puff reviews
Bartimeaus, nachos, court cases, illegal immigrants, Nathaniel: this story has it all!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007
DIY With Holly and Artemis by Sovrani reviews
Holly and Artemis start a DIY show together. Inspired by our trampoline at home. New chapter, R & R please.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007
Brisingr: Eragon Aflame! by Anda Faith reviews
A parody of the beloved book Eragon by Christopher Paolini. Warning: insanity will ensue...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,004 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007
Kender In The Closet by goldnote reviews
When kender are involved, there is no such thing as too much aspirin. For fans of Elves In The Shower and Pirates In The Pantry, the characters of Dragonlance have arrived! Rated T.FINISHED!
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,253 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Complete
Breaking the Bridge by silvertrumpet26 reviews
When Kitty recieves a vision, she sets out on a quest she never thought possible, and then must once again summon Bartimaeus to save the destroyed city that has been left in ruins by the evil Nouda. Seuqel to Ptolemy's Gate.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007
How to Make Murtagh Crazier by alsdssg reviews
Poor Murtagh. He was just sitting around minding his own business when my friend and I decided to wreak havoc on Alagaesia. Will Murtagh or anyone else get away with their sanity? Probably not, but it'll be fun watching them try.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,246 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
The Chocolate Obsession by Chocogrl reviews
Nat needed his chocolate, and he needed it bad. God where is that stupid djinni? BARTIMAEUS, WHERE IS MY CHOCOLATE?
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006
Why You Cannot Trust Bartimaeus Shopping by ValkyrieRavenfeather reviews
Nathaniel recieves a mysterious letter from his favorite shopping area. Is Bartimaeus at fault? Most certainly! Rated T due to very minor sexual references. I could probably get by with lower.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
Fate won't allow it by night time sprite reviews
After their journey ended Fuu, Jin, and Mugen all seperated. However... as Mugen once said....No matter how hard we try, looks like fates gonna keep on throwing us back together. rated Teen for later chapters along with JinFuu fairly soon.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,065 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006
Drunken Eragon Parody by Kos-Mos607 reviews
A parody of the Eragon movie I wrote when I was completely hammered. Very funny. Warning: contains, slash, incest, lots drunken madness and smartass comments. If that isn't your cup of tea don't read.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,662 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
You're In Love by Eterah reviews
Devoted to the feeling of losing one kind of love, and finding one that is just as important. Minerva finds Artemis with someone else, after some time of being apart. ArtemisOFC.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
Stealth of the Ninja by Strawberriedanish reviews
Drabbles about Artemis Fowl as a ninja. Must I say any more? Extreme funniness.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Artemis F.
Just a Game of Dragonistic Truth or Dare by Evil Shall Giggle reviews
COMPLETE! A rather drunk Eragon starts up a game of truth or dare with Orik, Saphira, and Arya. Randomness, and some OOCness ensues. Other characters will appear later.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,442 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Complete
School Of Rock by nikki-of-stormhold reviews
Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Buffy the vampire slayer, spike the vampire, Mia Thermopolis, Cooper Rivers and Cinderella all end up at a school where only rock music is on the syllabus. But at this school, life i
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,363 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 1/8/2006
Wife Swap by Chocogrl reviews
What happens when Bartie,Queezle,Nat,and Kitty get invited to 'Wife Swap? Chaos of course! So read and Review to find out what happens!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 11/14/2006
Eragon on Oprah by alsdssg reviews
The hero goes on Oprah to recount how he lost everything he had or wanted to have to the worst GaryStue ever: a camel junkie by the name of LSD. Tragedy genre is for fun.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Werecats on IM by h.l.stealth reviews
What do Maud and Solembum talk about? What happens when other Eragon characters intercept? I do not own Sailor Moon, Eragon or any of the songs that Maud uses. Or anything that they may talk about that really exists.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 12/21/2006
Why Galbatorix is Lame by alsdssg reviews
Title is pretty selfexplanitory. I wrote it when I was bored so please don't take it as an insult to Eragon.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 37,502 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006
The Holy Snail by x-the-phantom-writer-x reviews
A short story I wrote for school several months ago about two brothers sent on the ultimate quest!
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2006
Fanfiction Victims Online by bananasrokk reviews
Wrote this a long time ago. Was going to take it down cause I'm deleting my account, but decided I'd just leave it up as a big ol' FUCK YOU to the CU nts . By the way, I know it sucks already, so flame all you want, bitches!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2006
Nathaniel's Stupidity by Jambalaya Rootbeer Puff reviews
Sure, Nathaniel's stupid..., but you've never seen him THIS stupid. Take a flashback to Nathaniel's stupidest moments
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/2/2006 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Complete
Depths by Angst Equinox reviews
A collection of never before done pairings. Read if you dare.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006
Only Hope by bananasrokk reviews
Oneshot...written before I read Ptolemy's Gate, even though there are MONSTER SPOILERS! so BEWARE!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
The Confusion of a Rock by Coffee Grounds reviews
Eragon finds a rock that isn't a rock. A innocent tree is abused and retaliates. Arya confesses her annoyanceamusement with Eragon's past feats in a rather long F.B. Delirium, chaos, and all things made of pickle seeds rule in this hopelessly random fic.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,189 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
A Dragonlance Music Video by She-Magus reviews
featuring Dirty Little Secrets by AllAmericanRejects. My idea of what a DL music video would look like. You don't have to know the song to get a good laugh...song fic.
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2006
The Wizard of Ahz by Rune-of-Iormangand reviews
A crazy Oz parody. Kitty’s mislaid by an unlikely storm, Bartimaeus' brain gets him in straw, and Nathaniel’s not yet rid of all ruth. Romance! Suspense! Humour! Um, 1 out of 3 is fine. Sock puppets! Too many allusions! Demons! Did I mention sock puppets?
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,490 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 11/25/2005
Nathanael and Kathleen by Rune-of-Iormangand reviews
An ancient grudge, a time of strife, a pair of doomed lovers, Nathanael and Kathleen, Nathaniel and Kitty . . . Do you see the connection? Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet for the Bartimaeus genre.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,574 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 5/13/2006
30 Ways to Misuse Zar'roc by Emerald Tiara reviews
Just what the title says... Oneshot.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Complete
Karaoke Night by Mutant Goldfish reviews
After a bump to the head, Nathaniel goes a bit crazy and charges Bartimaeus with a running an interdimentional singing contest. Crossover. ABANDONED.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006
Chapter 19: Beach Time by Xiggy Wolf reviews
This is my first fanfic. Honestly... um... this is just amusement Bartimaeus, Nathaniel, and Kitty... doing things not normally in their natures... Should be read in a Wizard People Voice.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
Evil Eragon by Mutant Goldfish reviews
Rated for slight teenagey humor. Very stupid, perhaps very amusing. Parody of the trading in Carvahall in Book I.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Complete
Sparkly Gauze Wings by AmethystPhoenix1 reviews
It was a day John Mandrake wished he could forget, but never could. The sparkly gauze wings were just the beginning... Missing Moment between Golem's Eye and Ptolemy's Gate, derived from quote in Ptolemy's Gate.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Complete
Eragon House by Dark-Wolf87 reviews
What it would be like if the characters from Eragon all lived in a house together. My first Comedey ever written so be nice!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/12/2005 - Published: 5/19/2005
ERAGON GONE wrong by city pigeon reviews
SLIGHTLY REVISED,after it had been deleted,grrrThis is basically a comedy where Moesha,the director,makes an Eragon parody movie,and crap happens.Risky, since different people like humor in different ways,but my friends like it & I got 4 very positive rev
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2005
Krynnish Idol by ChildlikeEmpress reviews
If you think you've seen everything, think again. This is Krynnish Idol.
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,298 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Raistlin - Complete
Dragonlance chronicles in a nutshell by Silverlilies reviews
The Dragonlance chronicles as you've never seen them before! The Tanis Half-Elven fanclub, the show "Raistlin's Bunnies," and much much more.
Dragonlance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,029 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/17/2005 - Published: 12/11/2004
Truth or Dare! by Raablyn reviews
CHAPTER FOUR! This explains why you never wear a puffy coat. Please read, and enjoy.
Dragonlance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005
The Perils of Coffee by Sol1056 reviews
Edward's first foray into sexual education...rated for explicit clinical language. Ahem.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Complete
The Gathering by The Dark Crystals reviews
Our favorite characters of Dragonlance are trapped in a room in the afterlife and have to consult their feelings to each other to be let out. Can they do it? But madness soon insues...... *Chapter 4 up*
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2003 - Published: 3/1/2002
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Good Morning London! reviews
Sequel to Talk Show with Bartimaeus. Some of our favorite entities are summoned to be on a talk show! Remember, they don't exactly get along...What happens? Well, I'll let you use your imagination.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,902 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007
Trials of Shish Kebab: A New Talk Show reviews
A Cirque du Freak fic in which the characters are tortured with interviews and...THE TRIALS OF SHISH KEBAB! New victimserm...guests every chapter.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007
Talk Show with Bartimaeus reviews
What happens when Nathaniel summons Bartimaeus incorrectly? He gets an invitation to be on a live talk show, of course! WARNING: CONTAINS EXTREME RANDOMNESS.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,881 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
Can Our Lives Get Any More Random? reviews
A crossover between Bartimaeus, Eragon, and Dragonlance! Mostly Bartimaeus. Random things happen that NO ONE can predict! And I mean no one! CONTAINS EXTREME RANDOMNESS! Rated for mild language.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 11/9/2006
Caffeine High reviews
What happens when the Harry Potter gang gets a hold of a caffeine potion? CHAOS! and randomness...mostly randomness! ONESHOT with a random ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete