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Babysitting Blues by scarlettcat reviews
The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 257,919 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 8/16/2020 - Published: 7/24/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Dark Water and Dying Eyebrights by Bex-chan reviews
One of them is desperately trying to remember their past while the other is forever trying to escape theirs. It's seven years after the war and Draco has managed to avoid almost everyone from Hogwarts, living a lonely life on a small island, far away from the wizarding community. But a familiar face in a cafe window capsizes his world into chaos. Dramione. EWE. Memory fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,839 - Reviews: 2570 - Favs: 2,633 - Follows: 4,659 - Updated: 7/12/2020 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 284,050 - Reviews: 18290 - Favs: 35,764 - Follows: 19,033 - Updated: 1/4/2020 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Manacled by SenLinYu reviews
Harry Potter is dead. In the aftermath of the war, in order to strengthen the might of the magical world, Voldemort enacts a repopulation effort. Hermione Granger has an Order secret, lost but hidden in her mind, so she is sent as an enslaved surrogate to the High Reeve until her mind can be cracked. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 77 - Words: 384,000 - Reviews: 5779 - Favs: 5,936 - Follows: 3,705 - Updated: 8/18/2019 - Published: 4/27/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort, Astoria G. - Complete
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 433,623 - Reviews: 7615 - Favs: 9,848 - Follows: 11,671 - Updated: 5/14/2019 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
All the Wrong Things by lovesbitca8 reviews
Sequel to "The Right Thing to Do" - Draco's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 167,721 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 2,957 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 4/14/2019 - Published: 4/27/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Every Day, a Little Death by lovesbitca8 reviews
It has become common knowledge that Hermione Granger cannot have an orgasm. Many have tried, none have succeeded. Can Draco Malfoy offer his assistance? / 8th Year AU - Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,214 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 2,036 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 1/25/2019 - Published: 7/4/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Draco's Bad Day by Maloreiy reviews
Draco is having a bad day. In fact, every day is a bad day because he's been trying (unsuccessfully) to convince himself he's not in love with Hermione Granger, who is engaged to Ron (the prat) Weasley. Except that all of a sudden she's not. And Draco's about to have more good and bad days than he had ever expected. WIP. Cover Art by SaintDionysus. S&R: CONSTRUCTIVE REVIEWS WELCOME
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,370 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 2,023 - Follows: 3,186 - Updated: 12/17/2018 - Published: 5/31/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Looking Glass by Kyonomiko reviews
No one knows what happened to Draco Malfoy in the final battle, but, when his portrait shows up at Harry Potter's house, it's readily assumed he didn't make it. Hermione's perspective on the wizard starts to change as she learns more about who he really was. The more she knows, the more tragic his apparent demise seems to be. EWE Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 105,224 - Reviews: 2437 - Favs: 2,738 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 9/4/2018 - Published: 5/28/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Love and Other Misfortunes by SenLinYu reviews
Following the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione Granger has devoted her career to the rights of magical beings and works reluctantly with the sardonic ministry lobbyist, Draco Malfoy. But there is ancient magic at work in the aftermath of the War and its consequence will be severe if Hermione fails to look up from her legislation and notice it. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 99,603 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 2,267 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 4/30/2018 - Published: 2/11/2018 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Right Thing To Do by lovesbitca8 reviews
Hermione felt the pounding in her ears again. She would see him for the first time since the Great Hall, gaunt and stricken at the Slytherin table with his mother clutching his arm. She hadn't meant to look for him. Not in the corridors, not beneath the white sheets of the fallen, not on the way to the Chamber of Secrets with Ron, but she was a stupid girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,287 - Reviews: 3405 - Favs: 7,377 - Follows: 3,192 - Updated: 4/12/2018 - Published: 7/8/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Once More with Feeling by Kyonomiko reviews
Sometimes taking a second look can give you a new perspective on someone. Hermione has difficulty analyzing people once she has made up her mind, especially in regards to herself. Circumstances what they are, she might not have a choice but to try again. Dramione EWE. Granger Enchanted Awards 2018 Winner
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,770 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 4/1/2018 - Published: 10/22/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P. - Complete
Jealousy by rainsrabble reviews
"If I've harmed her?" He seethed, snaking into Harry's space, his voice dropping to a menacing hiss. "She comes to me crying and you have the nerve to question how I've treated her?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,392 - Reviews: 2171 - Favs: 6,078 - Follows: 4,440 - Updated: 2/20/2018 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Fever by Flightglow32 reviews
After the war, the population is low all the signs say a Fever is coming, the Burning lasts until they find their match. Hermione's concern about her match grows as she watches others around her succumb to the Fever. When one touch is all it takes and the Burning inside you wants it how much self control does it take to hold back and not give in to your most basic desires? Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,562 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 9/18/2017 - Published: 2/27/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Sex Ed by MrBenzedrine reviews
Hermione Granger comes to Hogwarts to teach a much needed Biology curriculum to the students. Draco Malfoy, the Potions teacher, doesn't approve of the sex ed. A bet ensues. Who will come out victorious? Rated M for lemons. COMPLETE. ****FIRST PLACE: BEST FLUFF/HUMOR 2017 Dramione Awards***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 142,690 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 4,105 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 6/1/2017 - Published: 7/4/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ron W., Neville L. - Complete
The Closet Relativity Theory by MrBenzedrine reviews
Draco Malfoy gets locked a closet with Hermione Granger at a party. But is that all to the story? Comedy, Romance, Mystery and so much smut to come. Dramione 3 part series. Rated M FOR A REASON (smut) -The unofficial sequel to A Touch of Bourbon. COMPLETE! **WINNER: BEST MINI FIC 2017 Dramione Awards**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,159 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 9/27/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Blaise Z., Luna L.] - Complete
Which Witch? by MrBenzedrine reviews
School lets out in one month, and Draco still hasn't told Hermione he's fallen for her. When she offers to help him win over the 'mystery woman' he's pining over, what is a Slytherin to do but say yes? - Strictly Dramione Spring Fest entry. One Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 182 - Published: 5/16/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
To Wear a Dragon's Skin by creativelymundane reviews
When Bellatrix Lestrange takes control of the wizarding world after the demise of Voldemort, the remnants of the Order keep fighting. Seven years later, Draco brings Hermione a piece of magic that might be the key to finally ending the war. Together they will destroy Bellatrix Lestrange or die trying. COMPLETE. Violence, Implicit Rape, Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 137,484 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 4/5/2017 - Published: 9/16/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Luna L., Pansy P. - Complete
Squirm by MrBenzedrine reviews
Written for Halloween, 2016. Dramione. Rated M for non-con themes, as well as implied horror. TRIGGER WARNING. Draco Malfoy falls into a strange obsession with Hermione Granger. But it's a risk -he holds a dark, sinister secret, and if he becomes too close, she just might find out what it is. Dark Fic. WIP. **WINNER: Best WIP 2017 Winter Dramione Awards** *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 62,960 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 3/20/2017 - Published: 10/31/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Three minutes by Flightglow32 reviews
Hermione is determined to set up her friends after Pansy's bad break up, even if it means suffering through an evening of speed dating. Written for the Dramione FanFiction Forum's Secret Admirer Fic Exchange
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/13/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Drinking Buddies by MrBenzedrine reviews
Hermione and Draco find solace in each other as drinking buddies, but so much more develops. Rated M for graphic lemons. Post Hogwarts. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 70,689 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 3/11/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Apple Pies and Other Amends by ToEatAPeach reviews
"It's a veritable PTSD tour. With pastries. And hand-skimmed clotted cream. And Hermione has no idea why she's doing it, but it's becoming very apparent that she is." Sometimes you're sad. Sometimes you need dessert. And sometimes, it's a little of both. [COMPLETE, DRAMIONE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,228 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 3,443 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 9/28/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Touch of Bourbon by MrBenzedrine reviews
Draco Malfoy is taken aback when Hermione Granger shows up on his doorstep and decides to stay. Pushy, isn't she? One-shot. Rated M for smut/lemons/more smut. DRAMIONE ONE-SHOT COMPLETE Also a tad funny in places. Worth reading to the end. The unofficial prequel to The Closet Relativity Theory. ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,662 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/6/2016 - Published: 9/11/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Marked by olivieblake reviews
Two dead. Three missing. The Order is down a leader and another innocent takes the Mark. Where is the Chosen One, and who killed Draco Malfoy? Dramione, sequel to "Clean," book II in "This World or Any Other" series. HEA. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 189,011 - Reviews: 3538 - Favs: 3,812 - Follows: 1,867 - Updated: 8/12/2016 - Published: 4/4/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Theodore N. - Complete
Clean by olivieblake reviews
Malfoy's handsome face was contoured into a condescending smirk. "No faith in that giant brain of yours, Granger?" She looked up at him defiantly. "Maybe I don't have faith in you!" she said, raising her voice. Malfoy only looked at her. "You'll find I'm very surprising." Dramione AU, Year 6 with a slow burn and a killer twist. Book I of "This World or Any Other" series. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 124,797 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 6,211 - Follows: 2,583 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 1/7/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Bad Birthday by scarlettcat reviews
Hermione knew her 30th birthday was going to be bad. She just didn't know how bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,739 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 9/9/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Green Girl by Colubrina reviews
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,467 - Reviews: 5988 - Favs: 13,984 - Follows: 4,971 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Vibrations by Craft Rose reviews
After three years of a mundane, sexless existence and far too much wine, our favourite brunette happens upon the magic equivalent of a sex line. There, an intriguing, deliciously devilish caller manages to pique her interest. It's all fun and anonymous, u
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,452 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
After The Flood by hiddenhibernian reviews
Exiled in disgrace, Hermione has painstakingly built a life for herself as a Muggle after the war. Meanwhile, a corrupt Ministry rules the wizarding world. In an attempt to save the world as he knows it, Draco approaches Hermione with an offer. Trust is a precious commodity and scars from the war run deep. Dramione Drama/Angst HP Fanfic Fan Poll Award 2014 winner. Character deaths
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 150,063 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ron W., Narcissa M. - Complete
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5424 - Favs: 6,751 - Follows: 3,668 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Graveyard Valentine by Bex-chan reviews
Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 4,692 - Follows: 858 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 8040 - Favs: 10,270 - Follows: 4,393 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Friend Number Three by riptey reviews
COMPLETE - How do you deal with the Pureblood aristocracy, Ministry corruption, Muggle culture invasions, and constant questions about your love life while juggling more than two friends and not being a total jerk? Don't ask Draco: he doesn't know. D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,388 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What the Room Requires by Alydia Rackham reviews
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,821 - Reviews: 4750 - Favs: 8,415 - Follows: 2,568 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sucker Punch by riptey reviews
COMPLETE D/Hr EWE - Sometimes you want to punch somebody. Other times, you're the one getting hit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,225 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Touch and Go by riptey reviews
COMPLETE one-shot - A series of ten freestyle drabbles where Draco and Hermione break up, from different points in their relationship. D/Hr, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 4327 - Favs: 13,297 - Follows: 3,457 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Linked by Philyra912 reviews
[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 2967 - Favs: 6,780 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 3083 - Favs: 5,948 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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