Canadian Female, Seeking A Life.

If can't find one, will happily offer herself up as travelling companion to any passing extraterrestrial eccentric in a blue police box.

This writer hasn't written anything for since she was fifteen, and feels guilty as anything about still getting reviews. But hey, keep massaging her ego and maybe she'll write something else! (Those waiting for more V for Vendetta humorfic should possibly give up on me, though. That ship has long since sailed.)

She is, however, still sporadically turning out Fanart That Doesn't Suck. Check out her lovely little plot of land on DeviantArt. http:///

Fandoms frequented (and potential future fic fodder): Batman, classic Dr Who, Phantom of the Opera, Alice in Wonderland, Labyrinth, Lord of the Rings, Jane Eyre, Jeeves and Wooster, Sherlock Holmes, and anything by Charles Dickens.

"I think it was Donald Mainstock, the great amateur squash player, who pointed out how lovely I was. Until that time, I think it was safe to say that I'd never really been aware of my own timeless brand of loveliness. But his words smote me, because, of course, you see, I am lovely, in a fluffy, moist kind of a way. I walk, let's be splendid about this, in a lightly-scented cloud of gorgeousness that isn't a far shot from being quite simply terrific."

-Stephen Fry