Wally In Aeternum
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Joined 07-19-06, id: 1094984, Profile Updated: 05-12-09
Author has written 2 stories for Discworld, and V for Vendetta.

Canadian Female, Seeking A Life.

If can't find one, will happily offer herself up as travelling companion to any passing extraterrestrial eccentric in a blue police box.

This writer hasn't written anything for ff.net since she was fifteen, and feels guilty as anything about still getting reviews. But hey, keep massaging her ego and maybe she'll write something else! (Those waiting for more V for Vendetta humorfic should possibly give up on me, though. That ship has long since sailed.)

She is, however, still sporadically turning out Fanart That Doesn't Suck. Check out her lovely little plot of land on DeviantArt.

Fandoms frequented (and potential future fic fodder): Batman, classic Dr Who, Phantom of the Opera, Alice in Wonderland, Labyrinth, Lord of the Rings, Jane Eyre, Jeeves and Wooster, Sherlock Holmes, and anything by Charles Dickens.

"I think it was Donald Mainstock, the great amateur squash player, who pointed out how lovely I was. Until that time, I think it was safe to say that I'd never really been aware of my own timeless brand of loveliness. But his words smote me, because, of course, you see, I am lovely, in a fluffy, moist kind of a way. I walk, let's be splendid about this, in a lightly-scented cloud of gorgeousness that isn't a far shot from being quite simply terrific."

-Stephen Fry

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Vargas by Zarla reviews
What if Johnny had not killed Edgar? How much of a difference does one person make?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 311,629 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Edgar V., Johnny C.
In My Little Day by Tiamat's Child reviews
Old? The Doctor wasn’t old. Second Doctor's era.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/18/2009 - 2nd Doctor - Complete
Noel by Twinings reviews
Marley was dead, to begin with. Wait, who's playing Marley? Somebody get Arnold Wesker on the phone. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Of the Essence by BiteMeTechie reviews
William Faulkner once said "Time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life." The Clock King learns this lesson the hard way, thanks to a twist of fate and a watchmaker's granddaughter.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,745 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Sack Cloth And Chicken Soup by BiteMeTechie reviews
Because someone out there needs to be feeding Jonathan Crane...*Revised*
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 12/19/2006 - [Johnathan C./Scarecrow, OC] - Complete
The Scare by BiteMeTechie reviews
*CAT* Believe it or not, there are things far scarier than waking the Scarecrow at four in the morning.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Paper Hearts by BiteMeTechie reviews
Decades after the heyday of villainy and still, there's no such thing as happily ever after.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Mount Fraught Syndrome by Phoebonica reviews
AU. Mount Fraught Syndrome: where prisoners grow to despise their captors, and spend every moment trying to escape. Violet marries Olaf. But it's not what you think.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,160 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Klaus B., Violet B.
Memories of the World's End by Lucrezia Borgia reviews
UPDATED! After the destruction of the Wormwood, what are Mater Motley's plans for the Abarat, and what do they mean for the fallen Prince and the citizens of Idjit? Chapter 14, of smugglers and complications.
Clive Barker' - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,622 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 1/1/2005
Heat Wave by Twinings reviews
It was the hottest day of the hottest summer in recorded history, and the air conditioner in Arkham Asylum was broken. Oh, and all the prisoners had escaped.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Complete
Death Makes a Wish by Sparkling Slayer reviews
Finally finished and updated, for anyone who was reading! Thanks for the support, guys! :o
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,086 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/20/2002 - Published: 2/14/2002 - Complete
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Knight Errant reviews
Certain bodily functions unique to the fairer sex fail to enter into V's calculations when shopping for his houseguest. Evey is understandably peeved.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete
Hogswatch Eve reviews
In which Rincewind gives some valuable shopping advice to his nemesis and Death does a runner.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete