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Joined 07-20-06, id: 1095230, Profile Updated: 11-22-11
Author has written 20 stories for Naruto.

HELLO ALL AND SUNDRY!

Yeah so Hi, I am The Cereal Killer, you may call me Cereal. Lets get one thing straight though-I mostly ship yaoi.

I am now on TWITTER: HERE

This is where I will be posting all my little tidbits, where you guys can talk to me and get real time updates etc etc etc 8D

Homepage on Y!Gal: HERE

Note for Y!Gal. Do NOT joing Y! if you are under the age of 18 as specified by the site's TOS! I'M BLOODY WARNING YOU. Everyone else who qualifies, please feel free to follow me 8D


Summer Home on LJ: HERE

I'm only there once in a blue moon though but whatever. Can't hurt to post it -shrug-


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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

November 22, 2011

Account name change is clearly obvious. Typing out the old one was a pain *rolls eyes*

That is all.

You may return to your regular programmeing

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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

November 12, 2011:

As we are nearing that very special review number form my precious baby 'Dearly Beloved', I am offering a prize.

The 555th reviewer will have the rare pleasure of asking me to draw a scene from any chapter of Dearly Beloved and post it online and dedicate it to them with all my love.

Start your engines guys, don't you want to be famous?

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Okay, so about me:

I'm a fan of literature. Period. From Shakespeare to John Grisham to Tolkien to Cocteau to Victoria Holt to Jane Austen. I like reading. I really reaaaaaaally like reading. I read the labels on the pickle jar. End of story. XD

Music- Rock preferably. I love music when I'm writing. I have recently found myself being drawn to old rock. The 'classics' like Aerosmith, Heart, Guns N' Roses and Nirvana. I like old swing, Jazz and Blues, Michael Jackson (I don't care what ANYBODY says that man deserves his own category) and euro rock.

Sports: You may think I'm joking but I'm not. I practice(d) a style of Kung-Fu called Wing-Chun. I used to do junior professional Badminton, and i did Tennis for a while. Luv Swimming.

Corollary to above: I haven't really exercised in two years. A- level studies do that to you.

Academics: My fav subjects are History, Literature and Art. I want to travel the world so my chosen careers are Linguistics and Journalism. Guess I'm getting practice from now on submitting those long stories huh?

Languages: I speak English, Spanish and French.

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Oh yeah, so I took this test over at erm...SemeUke.com and the results were...ahem...

You are a Chibi Seme!

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke

Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.

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Authors I adore. The first six are 'The Family' XD:

Master of The Rebels...pure genius. Period. And now-officially-my Mother.

Michelerene.

Jelp

darkalbino

Mako75

IvvyMoon

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And then there is:

Ruriko Minamino--my smarter half..XD


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Pairings I adore:

NaruSasu /SasuNaru ...either way I'm fine. Its the perfect pairing. Right up there with Romeo and Juliet, Antony and Cleopatra and Tristan and Isolde.

GaaNeji. -- They've never even met but, whatever; Its hot. (I have done fanart for the NeGaa fic 'White Noise' by Ruriko L. Minamino- check it out here

KibaHina--Cause it's so freaking obvious

ChoujiIno--It's there if Ino stops being such a dumb vain bitch.

ShikaTemari-- She's the only girl that can keep up with him.

LxLight--see above reason.

YukixShu--its cannon...and yaoi...so yeah not much to think about XD

EdRoy--Can you people not see the underlying sexual tension there?...seriously?

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Pairings I despise #Cracks knuckles#

SasuSaku-- Seriously-Does this make the remotest sense to you? Sasuke can't STAND her. No I have never read a SasuSaku fic and I never will, and before you go saying I don't knock what I don't know, the only time I ever come across a SasuSaku was in an amazin' threesome fic I read by Askerian called 'Teamwork'. That fic I can stand, because well, I focused on the SasuNaru more but I have read Sasuke and Sauerkraut err...I mean Sakura... together and it just doesn't do it for me. Sorry.

please note: Sakura bashing can sometimes be some funny shit and yes I admit to liking this at times; we all have some guilty pleasures so deal; but sometimes some people take it over the top. Sakura is in love with Sasuke, that doesn't make her a whore/slut/skank.

NaruSaku-- Come on- everyone knows that's some stupid front Kishimoto had to put up to escape fire from American anti-gays. The tension between him and Sasuke couldn't be so in your face or it wouldn't get aired in America. I mean they even edited out the kiss for gods sake. duh!

GaaraSaku--Are you ppl freaking serious?

GaaHina - Say whaaaaaaat?

ShikaIno--Sorry I just don't see the connection.

OroANYBODY- SORRY. SICK, WRONG, DISGUSTING AND BLEGGH!

OrihimeIchigo--Ichi is so bent for Uryuu its not even funny. They're the Naruto and Sasuke of a different genre. They even look alike.

Harry/Ginny: Sorry, I don't give a flying rats ass what cannon says. If I had cared would I write fanfiction, hmmm? Harry and Ginny, no, sorry. Screwing your best friends sister is wrong on so many levels. Besides, it het. ugh. Cringe worthy.

Corollary to above: I am bone straight. Yeah, paradoxical ain't it? XD

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Pairings that'll probably never happen but I will ship anyway cause they're smoking hot:

KisameItachi:Because seriously, Kisame is possibly the only man who can manage such a high maintenance bitch. XD

ItaDei: Its cute. period.

ShinoKiba: Does the phrase 'dogs and fleas stick together' mean anything to you? XD

NejiShika: Genius love; what can I say?

NejiSasuke: Once in a freaking blue moon...per century.

NejiNaru: If you've ever read Ebraheart's 'Purple Cocaine Prison' then you'd like it too.

GaaSasu: The ONLY time I liked this pairing was in 'Sick Little Suicide'. Coincidentally, its the same fic with SasuNeji. Yes it's a freaky pairing but I don't mind just this one fic. JUST THIS ONCE MIND YOU -otherwise- its freaky...and vaguely disturbing.

Corrollory to above: I am well aware that SLS is one of the over-emo, high school, fics I rave about in my rant below and you may call it hypocritical. Let me point out a few things to you:

a. I don't give a shit

b. Being hypocritical doesn't make it any less of a point.

c. SLS was read and favourite'd in a time when I was pissed at the world and I don't regret it.

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note: despite a tolerance for these pairings I am SasuNaru / NaruSasu shipper foremost and forever. If I ever decide to write one without this pairing( not freaking likely but watevz) You will be suitably warned.

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YOU MUST WATCH THIS. I AM NOT MESSING WITH YOU. IT IS THE CUTEST NARUSASU EVER INVENTED: WAAAAAAATCCCHHH ITTTTT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_4sOagt9ic&feature=channel


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Here there be:

Translations, fanart, links to works inspired by me etcetera XD.

If you have an idea for any of the above--Just PM me! I wil not ba an evil monster about it I swearz! Specially the fanart! mad grin

Absences translated into Indonesian: here

Man's Best Friend FANART By Naruto Yaoi 911 glomps her

Random Word Association in Russian by Lightly here

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Things That Piss Me (and other readers) the FUCK Off in fandom:

by: The Cereal Killer

The pretweendom and under-fifteen-verse posters. Listen kiddies, here's some professional advise from someone who had some sense and READ before I posted. READ BEFORE YOU POST DAMNIT! I was on ff.net for five years before I posted a damn thing and that was because I didn't want to embarrass myself and contribute to the utter juvenile bull that is flooding our site today. Before you TRY to write a lemon het or yaoi, try actually learning the basics first. No I am not encouraging underage sex but if you can't handle it don't write it. Stick to the pg-13 ratings and leave the 'M' for the literary experienced. I am sick and tired of the whole "He shoved his dic inside him and he waileded out in pleasure cause it wuz so awesome' that I find here. And yes The bad grammar is included.

Bad grammar: NO ONE IS PERFECT. I myself have some cringe-worthy errors in my writing and even here in this article but there are a few things that aren't applicable to fanfiction and literature by wider extension.

1. Textspeak or Netspeak. Dis iz literature ppl so dun fukin' writ lyk dis.

2. Uncalled for fragmentation: Here's a hint people. Develop your sentences. Don't write. Like this. It is, fucking annoying. To. Read.

3. FULL CAPS IN SENTENCES: This is a shameless butchering of the English language. Caps are used for proper nouns or the beginning of sentences. Not the whole fucking story.

The dreaded AU High School fic: Ahh, the high school fandom that shows no sign of dying...sadly. Hey, YOU, Pre-teen still in the hell of pre-calculus homework and pimples, WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW! We have all been through it, no freaking need to go back! To make it worse it's like everybody just uses the same fucking plot; Sasuke- student council president, Naru- Bullied kid. They fall in love. End story. Just so you know, this is a modern day murder of the overused 'Pride and Prejudice', Cinderella, Hot-Romeo gets the ugly Juliet plot line placed into the hell of high school. Seriously, it is mind numbingly boring and grates on the nerves of experienced readers and writers. Yes, this applies to Harry Potter as well.

Over Emo-ness : Okay, another lesson for you kiddies. Emo is a term meaning Emotional. This does not have to include : Cutting, Black overkill, eyeliner, tattoos, raging against society and pathetic whimpering in a closet. Sasuke can be emo, Naruto, if done properly can be emo, Harry, AGAIN only if don't properly, can be emo, but the dramatic extent of emo-ness in fandom is pathetic. Half you people who write this bull shit don't even know an emo.

News Flash: Shopping in HOT TOPIC DOES NOT MAKE YOU EMO!

Wearing thick eyeliner DOES NOT make you emo.

Liking Rock DOES NOT make you emo.

Emo is a state of mind not a fashion statement.

Name changing fics.This mostly happens in the HP fandom when either Harry defects to the 'dark side' or is the miraculous lovechild of Snape and Lilly, Lilly and Sirius or Snape and a freaking dementor. Harry changes his name to something freaking weird like 'Perciphilus' or 'Xenotrillus' or some shit. Listen. YES fanfiction is fake...but people, when you change the name of the protagonist, I really don't know who the fuck we're talking about anymore. Harry becomes an OC character that belongs in a separate universe that you were just too lazy to write and stuck him in an established universe like HP fandom. Yes there are some good name changing fics out there but I'm sorry, It pisses me off. His name is HARRY! We are writing fiction about HARRY. Deal with it.

Mary-Sues. Need I say more?

Pathetic Ukes: How many of us are sick of the woman with a dick stories? Naruto is MALE. Sasuke is MALE! Testosterone people, fifth grade biology for fucks sake. It does not make them prone to ''time of the month mood '' it makes them go 'Grr'. Some people think that 'uke' and 'submissive' are interchangeable. They're not. So here's a little Japanese lesson for you, The term 'Uke' comes from the Japanese verb 'Ukeru' which means 'To receive'. Uke is the present person declination meaning 'I Receive'. or possibly "Receiving", Not 'I am a dumb mindless doormat who opens my body whenever my partner wants sex'. end lesson.

p.s. 'Seme' might technically mean 'To attack' . Ain't that funny. XD

Bad Japanese: Sweet god Japan should ban some of you people from their language. 'teme' DOES NOT mean 'bastard' it means 'YOU!' 'Dobe" IS NOT JAPANESE! Sasuke says 'Dope' in the English version but we authoresses all have to use 'dobe' or our inboxes get flooded with complaints about 'You got the word wrong!'. 'Hai' technically means 'yes' but more of a yes as in 'I understand" not 'Yeah'. I love you, is not 'eyeshiteryou' neither is 'Kawaii' a mandatory statement for fanfiction. Sasuke would probably get his balls chopped of for calling Naruto 'Naru-chan' because, the suffix 'chan' is affixed to close, young females or pets or female lovers.

Plot stealing: A word from an authoress, plot stealing is the highest form of praise you can give me. It is also the greatest insult to the processing and imaginative abilities of the grey matter between your ears.

Under-developed Super characters. Okay, this is going to hurt. Your delicate ears may bleed but I really don't care.

Someone does not become the most freaking powerful being on the planet overnight you, inane, unimaginative, retard! If Naruto has an awesome bloodline ability, cool; we are seeing plot movement. If Naruto suddenly had 3 bloodline limits, absorbs Kakashi's AND Itachi's sharingans, is the son of the Fourth Hokage and Tsunade and miraculously is descended from Shinigami himself...Overkill.

If Harry, has a cool animagus form, GREAT! If Harry has six animagus forms, is descended from ALL four founders, Circe, Morgana, Merlin, Guinevere and her cat,... OVERKILL!

(Unplanned) Inheritance fics: See above.

Run of the Mill Creature fics: My god, will someone please kill the person who came up with the Veela fic. Please! (okay I know it was Frizzy and no offense because we don't even know other but people have axe-murdered your idea.) If you MUST do a Veela fic, be original-please. We are begging you.

In the Narutoverse, If your Naru suddenly wakes up one morning to find he has sixteen tails, four ears, and nine inch claws because he completely merged with both Kyuubi and Shukaku...get a life.

Rape-tastic stories- I support your view to publish what you want but I won't like it. Rape isn't funny. Period. My good friend got raped the day of our mutual art exam. I cried through the whole freaking six hour paper so don't fuck with me on this. The amount of 'he-gets-raped-then-falls-in-love-with-his-rapist' stories is just astounding. IT DOES NOT FUCKING HAPPEN. Yes this is fiction but certain morals lines cannot be crossed dammit. (I realize that this is an objective view and criticism is inevitable. Bring it)

Bestiality. Remember that whole thing about moral lines? Yeah. Right here. Elton John said "There is nothing wrong with sleeping with your own sex, people should draw the lines at goats.". Nuff said. (again. If you want to crit, bring it)

Over bashing: Yes, I will admit to having enjoyed a good Sakura or Ginny bashing fic, but over bashing is moronic. Making the one girl who likes your male character the source of all evil in the story is juvenile and you need to rethink. I don't like these characters but to be fair, Sakura, Ino, Ginny, Pansy and Relena need someone to stick up for them once in a while.

So there you have it. The things that royally piss me off in Fandom. If you happen to disagree, flames are welcome. Lets see how well you can debate.

If you want to check out my rants at LJ click here.


Things I just despise:

Homophobes.

Mauve.

Vanilla Vodka

Waking up before noon. And my lecturers wonder why I never answer questions during morning classes.

Summer Jobs. (a necessary evil)

Hi5 or Myspace or Tagged or whatever...what the hell is the fucking attraction? You sit..stare at fake pictures...send friend request...accept request...repeat mindless procedure. #rolls eyes# I know this because I was on these crap sites for a while before it hit me. What the hell was I wasting my time on?

Chan- It's called child abuse for a fucking reason. Chibi fluff- fine. Chibi-sex weird. Chibi being sexed by forty yr old asshole- rape. I have a really sensitive side to this because I have friends who went through that bullshit and it screwed them really bad.

Rape-tastic stories-

Bestiality.

FAKE ASS PEOPLE! I'm pretty sure everybody hates these but let me put a new spin on it. I hate people who copy my life. I had a friend once who stole pieces of everybody's life to add to hers and it was so obvious it wasn't funny. I despise people who can't be even a little original and who can't turn their backs on the crowd by standing up for and being themselves. I seriously despise people who use others as well. Take it from a so called 'smart' kid who has friends who stick around for a while but then when they realize that the aforementioned 'smart' kid is more intelligent than they are the resentment and the snide comments come in. Seriously, to all those haters who do that: Fuck You. Life, Get one.

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Bella Swan: Okay people, I read Twilight like everybody else and at first I loved it. Couldn't get enough so I got all four books. But lately I've been rereading them and you know what, Bella is one annoying, whiny, clingy, weak, sad, pathetic bitch. Right up there with Kagome, Sakura, Kaoru, Relena and every other female character who doesn't have enough brains to piss on. It's sad really that Edward fell so hard for her, but seriously, Bella is not all she's cracked up to be. The strongest character in that series is Jacob and I don't give one fuck what anybody else says. Jacob is faulty and has issues, just like a good character should be, not the perfect Edward who can do no wrong.

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'Harry Potter': WAIT! Before you ask me what kind of crazy bitch I am let me explain. XD

'Harry Potter' the book is fine but not 'Harry Potter' the character. Listen for a sec. Rowling is a creative genius and I read HP fanfics avidly but the character that Rowling made isn't realistic, its a freaking Gary Stue. That boy is a neglected, abused child, tortured and locked in a cupbord. Rowling butchered a child who should have some serious mental issues into a stereotypical hero. No I am not saying Harry should be a whiny, pathetic, emo-kid but really, think about it people. He was eleven, a CHILD when he bravely stood up to the greatest evil presence in the world...and no emotional fireworks. This is the only reason I say the book 'Pendragon' is better than HP in terms of characterization. Bobby Pendragon at- what thirteen?-faces up to evil and cries, faints, runs, screams and is human. Where Harry pulls a sword and kills a giant snake at twelve, Bobby assesses the situation does all he can, and runs for his fucking life. That's reality people.

With Harry, I admire him through a telescope saying 'wow he so great. I wish I could do that', but with Bobby I feel the emotions as if I was living them because Bobby reacts the same way I- a normal, untrained to fight the forces of evil- person would do: Mass Hysteria. End of story.


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Just Like Heroin by VanityWantsYou reviews
It never ends well when you fall in love with a straight man. REWRITE OF THIS STORY IN THE WORKS. READ LAST CHAPTER. NaruSasu and SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 225,354 - Reviews: 4102 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Deal by loopyfanficer reviews
Its back! Heero and Relena make a bet, the first one to lay or make their chosen English partner fall in love with them. P.s. Did have over 200 Reviews but they got deleted when I reuploaded the story in 06 x
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 145,405 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Duo M., Heero Y.
Sweet, Darling Harry Potter by hazel-3017 reviews
Ch 18: It was a skeleton. The body of a dead person was lying next to him, and had been dead long enough to have become a skeleton. "Oh, God!" Harry breathed out fearfully.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,685 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Delinquent by Haganemaru reviews
TRADUCTION. "Oh Naruto !" soupira Sasuke. "Ils m'ont tapé et ramené ici ! C'était si horrible ! Je suis traumatisé, serre-moi !" Naruto grogna. "Je serais plus à même de te croire si ta MAIN N'ETAIT PAS SUR MON CUL, UCHIHA !"
Naruto - Rated: M - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just Practicing by michelerene reviews
Happy NaruSasu Day! Just a quick drabble with sick!Sasuke and worried!Naruto because it's just so cliché it's fun.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Academy by snowdragonct reviews
Sequel to Boot Camp...four juvenile delinquents enter the prestigious MSC Academy, where they'll encounter new challenges, new friends, and new enemies, as well as learn more about themselves and their own relationships.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,988 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Duo M., Heero Y.
Copperhead by OfTheDamned reviews
Major Jasper Whitlock feels too young to be an officer in the War Between States, and can hardly stomach the killing. When he runs across a like-minded soldier hiding in the darkness, he finds the companionship he never found with his own men. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,115 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Purple Cocaine Prison by Ebraheart reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is an artist balancing his time between school and real life. He sees beauty in everything he draws and his favorite model is no exception. The question is, will he do something about it? (Original) MM,Yaoi(Note:Will Be R starting Chap.4 )
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,229 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 3/7/2005
Triquetra by Mottlemoth reviews
Harry/Draco/Snape; complete. "Reality is how frightened people justify wasting their lives." Harry's happy but it feels like he's the only one - and with a blackmailer watching, is there any hope at all of that famous Happily Ever After? M, slashy sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,663 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Let Me Hold Your Hand by darkalbino reviews
Little Naruto has but one goal when his class goes to Church, and you can bet it doesn't have a thing to do with Religion. Gift for Michelerene. SasuNaru chibi WAFF, some mentioning of religious themes but they are not the focus.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Muse by darkalbino reviews
For his final project, art student Naruto wants to turn in something, for lack of a better word, utterly awesome. Too bad he's been stuck for inspiration for months. But that's about to change. Damn that bastard, and his pretty face. SasuNaru, for Sarge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,699 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Dangers of Passing Notes by michelerene reviews
The note was rather simple and Naruto didn’t even turn to see what the words had done to Sasuke. Had he, perhaps he wouldn’t have been so caught off guard later on. NaruSasuNaru PWP For Jelp
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Never Have I Ever by ArwendeImladris reviews
The men of the U.S.S. Enterprise get together for a game of Never Have I Ever. Otherwise known as the “Pick On Jim” game… Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/15/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Kisses by ArwendeImladris reviews
Spock stole Vulcan kisses from his captain. Jim was just unbelievably oblivious for the longest time...K/S Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/11/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
London Alleyways by AlexJanna reviews
1x2x1, 3x4, 5xOC. Heero narrowly escapes being mugged by a gang of street rats in a dirty alleyway in London. Being unable to forget their violet eyed leader he quickly devises a plan that will hopefully benefit them both. Warnings Inside.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,873 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Heero Y., Duo M.
Services Rendered by michelerene reviews
Later, Sasuke would realize just how much Naruto had done for him. This epiphany came, of course, after he'd betrayed the detective and destroyed his trust. Now, earning back that trust just might kill them both. NaruSasu Giftfic for Ivvymoon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,525 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Things to Look Forward To by darkalbino reviews
Naruto is sick and tired of his noisy neighbors upstairs, so he decides he and Sasuke should make some noise of their own. CRACK, SasuNaruSasu, hard yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Brilliance, or, The Necessity of Precision by NayNymic reviews
Spock and Kirk are in a relationship...only Kirk doesn't know it, even if everyone else does. What happens when he finds out? And will it be too late? Angst, but a happy ending.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
UchihAhh by Pagan Blood reviews
Sasuke and Itachi go to the movies where they meet a very interesting blond. Story contains Uchihacest, threesome ect. Please read inside warning. Honestly this story is pure smut but definitely worth the read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,198 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Different Kind of Love by stealth gato reviews
Sasuke has always been in love with Naruto but Naruto only sees him as a little brother. When Sasuke leaves for college they make a deal, will they end up happily? inspired by The Cereal Killer's story Right Here Waiting. Yaoi, Lemons, etc. NARUSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,000 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Move for Me by Jelp reviews
Powerful desire. Powerful feelings. Move for me. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
After the Storm by Youngauthor27 reviews
What happens when Draco, a young man fresh to the States from England meets Harry, a true southern gentlman, after what could turn out to be the storm of a lifetime? ***AU/Non-Magic/PWP/Slash/Coarse Language/Graphic Sexual Content/***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,468 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love Thy Brother by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
SasuNaru! Kakashi and Iruka fall in love and their sons, Sasuke and Naruto, have to learn to live together as one big happy family. But is it possible? gomen, this summery stinks
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,459 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Black Friday by DarkAuroran reviews
On Friday the 13th, what do you get when you cross a sexy henge with two parties, sake, a full moon, and the hottest Jounin in Konoha? Read to find out. KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,483 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Eronomos by samptra reviews
My name is Duo, and my story is not of my self but of a man with the most honor and dedication then any other citizen I know. He was a warrior, a friend, a tutor and my lover. But most of all he was a Spartan. I tell my story, and his, hoping this remains
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete
Of Frogs and Ninja by Cali0623 reviews
It was supposed to be a routine sparring session. But when Naruto gets distracted while attempting to use his new technique, the results are disastrous. Once again, it's up to Sasuke to fix the idiot's mistake. NaruSasuNaru - Spoilers through chapter #438
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Returning the Favor A Twisted Fairytale by michelerene reviews
As the youngest son, Prince Sasuke Uchiha never thought he’d be offered the title of king. Now, with his dreams at his fingertips, he will learn that sometimes you must get lost to be found and not all favors are easy to return. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,492 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Anything for Charity by oldenuf2nobetter reviews
When Hermione Granger comes to them with a plan to raise funds for an important charity, Draco Malfoy thinks it's a wonderful idea. Harry Potter, on the other hand, isn't quite as sure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sticks and Stones by lunabasketcase reviews
Bullying goes too far as 3 boys learn the class loser isn't as weak as he appears.When they fail to gain his trust and friendship they are only pulled further into his crazy world.This is a story of five dozen eggs,cage fighters,petitions for gay marriage
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A True Hero by hazel-3017 reviews
x-over Batman. Harry had never planned for this life. He wanted better; for himself and his godchild. But he was still desperate, and desperate people do stupid things. Like turn to prostitution.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 537 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Harry P., Bruce W./Batman - Complete
A Death Foretold by darkmorsmordreheart reviews
Kakashi disturbs Iruka on his day off and wishes to have died a thousand deaths instead. Deserves M rating for its happy ending. XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,353 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Play by Ms.Freestyle reviews
For the next play, the class has selected Dai and Sato to star in the main roles as Dark and the “White Prince.” There is enough drama on stage, but how about all the chaos between the hateful Krad and loving Dark behind the curtains? Yaoi. DNxSH DxK
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,995 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Daisuke N., Satoshi H.
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2156 - Favs: 3,355 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Advanced SexEducation by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Snape is forced to hold Advanced SexEd and tell the students about male pregnancy – when he himself is seven months pregnant. Mpreg, slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,847 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Law & Order by Ruby Plushie reviews
Framed for a crime he didn't commit, Naruto Uzumaki is looking at twenty five to life for the murder of a rival gang memeber. Lucky for him though he's got the legal service of the Uchiha & Uchiha law firm on his side. SasuNaru. YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,886 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Yaoi 101 by Stavi reviews
You are Uchiha Sasuke, its time you teach the class everything you know about the very special 'uke'. Chap 2: You are Uzumaki Naruto, its time you helped save your kind, the uke, and warn them about the evil 'seme'. Yaoi and such.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
SasuNaru Scenario Page by Quack says the T-shape reviews
This document will help you analyse how you view the pairing SasuNaru. Proceed with caution. Boy-love ahead.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Noodles by WiseHeart reviews
It's dark. They're drunk. And tangled on a bed like noodles. NonMagic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Traditional Fairy Tale by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Locked in his ivory tower, Prince Sasuke schemes the murder of his brother, King Itachi the Crazy and Greatly Feared. And then, the knight in shining armour he never wanted turns up...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Hesitant Hentai and the Tenacious Teacher by tampoposensei reviews
Pure fluff and silliness with a side of naughtiness and a few scraps of other equally inappropriate stuff. How Kakashi got iruka.. or was it the other way around? Rated M to be safe but no lemons, though chap 5 comes pretty close.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,113 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
I Love Teaching by writehanded reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is a young, popular English teacher at Konoha High School. His calm, uncomplicated life is turned on its head when Uchiha Sasuke, a gorgeous senior, puts the moves on his sensei—big time. SasuNaru. Warnings and such inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,552 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Purging Your Life by michelerene reviews
Naruto purchases the Uchiha compound and finds a new way to express his feelings towards his missing best friend. One-shot. SasuNaru Citrus Fruits.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 89 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
For the Love of His Son by michelerene reviews
Lord Sasuke Uchiha believes that he has lost something precious to him and struggles to convince himself everyday that it didn‘t exsist. What will he do when a blond haired peasant arrives claiming he has something the Uchiha “misplaced.” SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,570 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chocolate Kisses by VanityWantsYou reviews
After meeting Uzumaki Naruto while taking a piss in a local restroom, Sasuke's life had started turning into dramafilled yaoi fanfiction. Christmas fic. NaruSasu. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,651 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sick Little Suicide by TheFutureFreaksMeOut reviews
High School Fic. NejiSasukeGaara. Never let the monster win. Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,422 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
10 ways to bag an Uchiha by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Watch, as Naruto tries to bag his very own Uchiha. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Boot Camp by snowdragonct reviews
Four boys in the juvenile justice system receive a last chance to make something of their futures. Will boot camp make or break them? And can they ever learn to be a team?
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 319,586 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
Rent by NoNoWriter reviews
Somehow, no matter what his walking fan service of a neighbour does, Itachi just doesn't have the energy to mind. [ItaNaru]AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Boys will be Boys by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto makes a shock discovery about Sasuke. SasuNaru, slash, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3583 - Favs: 3,885 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nothing Is Impossible! by inufan1369 reviews
Shuichi is pregnant! Can he and Yuki survive nine months with each other until this baby is born? Please R&R!
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Shuichi S., Eiri Y.
In the Beginning by dagget reviews
This is a PREQUEL to 'Jesus What the Hell was That', which is not really a crack fic despite the title.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,437 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roses are Red by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto is confused when someone starts leaving him a series of love notes. SasuNaru, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Guide To The Wild Side by darkalbino reviews
When good boy Sasuke gets into a heated arguement with his father, he decides to do something drastic to get back at him. In comes Naruto and the gang, the bad boys of the school, who Sasuke starts hanging out with. SasuNaru, full summary inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,861 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The COUGH COUGH Song by Candy House reviews
Naruto tries to get all the guys together for some male bonding...Conversation evolves...And you can read the rest to find out!Includes: Everything from BOOBS, to GAY MEN, and FRUIT ANAOLOGIES. Comedy, Humor, and some Yaoi...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Another Day by bloodstar reviews
The kid was on borrowed time. Yuki'd get rid of him today. Really, he would. YukiShuichi
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Second Best by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
[SanzoGoku][Oneshot] The greatest sin in life is convincing yourself that second best is anything but that. What would Sanzo do if he caught his monkey indulging in that second best? Show the monkey what he was missing, of course. «Content Advisory»
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2007 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
Even if by NoNoWriter reviews
Naruto keeps finding little notes from the strangest of places, containing the most confusing and annoying messages. [NaruSasu]AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto is gay for Sasuke by Quack says the T-shape reviews
N is for the Nakedness Naruto got to see when he yanked Sasuke’s towel away from him in the changing rooms.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Silent Desire by asashouryuu reviews
The encounters they had was nothing out of ordinary but the little accidents they got into with each other made something out of them... made them memorable. SasuNaru and yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 107 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Identity by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
[SanzoGoku][oneshot] PostJourney. Sanzo hits a little too close to home with his insults and causes Goku to decide to leave his sun behind. What will happen when they meet again years later? «Been done before, but I think I did something originalish»
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,659 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/4/2007 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
Never yours by mishka-chan reviews
Despite being on the verge of acheiving his goals Naruto can never be the thing he wants to truly be... his. Sasunaru. Sweet and sad. PLEASE REVIEW
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The birds and the bees by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi decides it's his duty to tell his students about the birds and the bees, but they're not all too willing... are they...? NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 133 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Everyone's Got Secrets by Erisabesu reviews
Ch.15 “Answering questions isn’t part of the deal,” Ibiki thumped a scroll into Sasuke’s waiting hand. “But I congratulate you on your information gathering abilities.” [SasuNaruSasu, KakaIruKaka] Romance, Humor, Action, Drama, Yaoi, Oh My.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 230,883 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Why I don't like that damn brat by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Yuki's POV on why him and Shuichi are totally not in love. Definitely not... right? YuShu. Humor and Romance. Oneshot.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
20 things by Quack says the T-shape reviews
There are 20 things Sasuke wants you to know about his relationship with Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Panther's Heart by Copper Vixen reviews
Harry gets caught while in his animagus form and is purchased to be a familiar to his worst enemy, HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,552 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 4,100 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Something so Natural by tomomi reviews
Naruto barges into Itachi’s life. But hey, who’s Itachi to stop him? Unfortunately or not, he didn’t think the boy would take over his life. ItaNaru. MPREG.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Remember by Mottlemoth reviews
Snarry. On their wedding night, Severus looks back on his life with Harry fluffwarning! Rated T for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Questions and Answers by Annymc reviews
Harry Potter has a lot of questions for Severus Snape. HPSS Slash. Shortfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/21/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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Dearly Beloved reviews
Three years have not robbed Sasuke of the desire to ram something sharp and pointy through his ex-husband Uzumaki Naruto. But when fate throws the blond back into his path Sasuke begins to remember all the reasons he'd married the man in the first place.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,955 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dryad reviews
Asuma had known that fey, otherworldly things lived under Whitewood trees... but nothing could have prepared him for the beautiful, mysterious boy who had saved him while was lying upon magical tree roots... and dying.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,369 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Asuma S., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Induction reviews
When Uchiha Sasuke enrolls in Japan's best university he finds himself living on the prestigious Olympus Hall. He had expected that. What he hadn't expected were the insane trials to become an Olympian... or the fierce blue eyes of Big Brother Apollo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,928 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 252 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
For the Love of Fashion reviews
Neji Hyuuga will do anything to get in on the hottest new fashion line in Asia- even if it means making a deal with Uchiha spawn.Pity he wasn't prepared for Itachi. Commission from: Annieme. Warning: Crack!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,017 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Neji H., Itachi U.
Ma Cherie reviews
Looking back on it now, it must have been fate that made me get lost in the French Quarter so long ago in New Orleans. For in a dark corner on an old street called 'Le Rouge' I met my destiny and his devil red lips.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Backbreak reviews
Our love is eternal, volatile, all encompassing, painfully obsessive and as beautifully destructive as a universe gone supernova. It kills us but we can't let go... Structure, Pressure, Fracture, Rupture- how far until our backs break?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,850 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Gunmetal reviews
Uchiha Sasuke met the other half of his soul on a battlefield that neither of them were going to walk away from. Or so they thought. Love, it seems, can survive centuries, impossibilities- even death. Happy NaruSasu Day! For Jelp.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,731 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Meaning of Sacrifice reviews
For much of his life Itachi may have been a selfish bastard- but when it came to his brother, he knew the meaning of sacrifice. KisaIta giftfic for Mako75 and Master Of The Rebels.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,298 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
A Miracle In My Stocking reviews
Who says miracles don't happen at Christmas? SasuNaru Fluff. Giftfic for Michelerene. M-Preg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,909 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Delinquent reviews
“Oh Naruto!” Sasuke sighed. “They cuffed me and dragged me here! It was so horrible! I'm traumatized, hold me!” Naruto growled. “I’d believe you more if you HAND WASN’T ON MY ASS UCHIHA!” SasuNaru. XD Mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pulsation reviews
Neji, Gaara. Mosh Pit, Gaara in a skirt, Alcohol-as-lube, hair pulling, exhibitionism, Gackt. You're interested and you know it. Collabo: The Cereal Killer and Mako75. NeGaa, NaruSasu. Explicit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,018 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Man's Best Friend reviews
Everyone knows the term ‘Monster In Law’. Uchiha Sasuke learns exactly how literal that term can be when he meets his new boyfriend’s dog. Let the battle begin!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Torque reviews
‘Yes Naruto,’ Sasuke patiently repeated for the ninth time to the spastically twitching, jabbering blond. ‘Believe it or not the Ferrari is yours…. Now stop orgasming, clean up your drool and drive.’
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Absence reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has never spoken to Uchiha Sasuke, but he knows him better than anyone else.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Random Word Association reviews
At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Right Here Waiting reviews
They had promised each other three years ago that whenever Naruto returned to Japan Sasuke would be right there waiting for him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,443 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete