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Author has written 18 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Hamilton, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard.
Hi! I'm demigod ravenclaw. Welcome to my profile. I want to be a lawyer and I am obsessed with all things nerdy!
Biliterate (English, Hindi) and Trilingual (English, Tamil, Hindi) (the tamil alphabet is too hard, can i have some fs in the chat?)
2020: gonna ask my momma if that offer to slap me into next year is still on the table.
My favorite books (in order):
I ALSO LOVE A:TLA (Avatar The Last Airbender)!
My favorite musicals:
HAMILTON (at the constitutional convention): I am SO Peggy- the real Peggy, that is. Sassy and Sarcastic? Heck yeah. #AndPeggyFTW
In The Heights (I don't speak Spanish but I love this musical anyway)
The Lightning Thief Musical: At least they have a blonde Annabeth...Okay, but seriously, these characters are portrayed sO WeLL, I CAN'T???
A Very Potter Musical/Sequel/Senior Year
Les Miserables: Just got into this and I love it!!!!
1776: * monotone voice * This historical period of time is of immense fascination to me. (yeah, I'm weird, deal with it)
Six: These women? Were? Lost? In History? For soooooo Long? I CAN'T???
Bolded means I am the type of person, not the stereotype.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND(E), so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be s*y. (and that's why no one has ever asked me out!!!)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a s*x-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b*h. (Thanks for the compliment!)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to h*ll. (you're the one condemning people for love)
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I have a lot of christian friends and they're all so nice and respectful of my religion!)
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (Does being Southern INDIAN count?)
I (HAVE) TAKE(N) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. (curse you Apu! you created this stereotype!)
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a wh*re.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a wh*re. (I was a dancer...when I was 6. How can a six-year-old be a hoe? I'm confused.)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a sl-t.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. (#LowerMiddleClassSquad)
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (it just looks nice on me, okay?)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking wh*re.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible sl-t.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must be a tanned, pizza-loving player with a trashy accent.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (only cuz school just started last month, see how long this lasts)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (dude! i just don't like meat!)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be nailing them all. (So this only applies to girls? Plus, I'm not even close to them.)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRL FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (So this only applies to guys?)
I have BIG B--BS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (no one's come out yet but i have suspicions)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm CZECH, so I MUST love beer and sausage and be stubborn.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. (*eternal sigh*)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm WHITE born in a black area, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST smell horrible.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI/PAN/OMNI/POLY, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (now, from my understanding...that's not how it works)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small --.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (Only not liking it when it’s beating down on me in summer.)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a p*y. (I'm pacifist, but I'm not against swatting ants and mosquitoes. they're annoying)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (oh no! you're welcome to do art even if you dont think youre good! art is for everyone.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b*h. (I will if needed)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (no! leave me alone! im not snape!)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my b--bs/nuts.
I'm a METALHEAD so I MUST worship SATAN.
I read comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I am a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I'm FRENCH so I MUST be snotty towards everyone, wear a striped sweater, and say "Oui, oui!"
I am a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (I’m not that bad! Wtf?)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I am a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I am CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (By that, you must be thinking feminazi, I just want equality for all my sisters, cis and trans.)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. There's not exactly a direct correlation between the two. Vice versa, perhaps, but not this way.)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (No, and even if I was, I'd be more popular than you
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (NO! NO! NO! DON'T LET THEM DISCOURAGE YOU FROM CARING!)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue. (I did. Once. *shudder*)
I CHAT OR PRIVATE MESSAGE, so I MUST be having cyber s*x. (Wtf is that logic?)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. (Pagan does not equal Satanist.)
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST have an abortion. (oh, aren't we over this?!)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Actually, yes.)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (#Potterhead4Life)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. (I'm an outcast even if I curse. But I don't want to so I don't.)
I like GAMES, ANIME and/or COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (you realize almost all Gen Z kids love ATLA?)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*ard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. (ummmmmm
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be lesbian. (Well, not yet, i want one eventually)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (nope! happy with MY religion, but not gonna hate!)
I love chorus, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (half my friends come from chorus, bruh, what-)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (no hun, i just don't want you to fail your math test.)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My name is KAREN, so I must SPEAK TO THE MANAGER.
My name is KAREN, so I must TAKE THE KIDS. (I take these name stereotypes from YouTube comments.)
My name is CHAD, so I must be A JERK JOCK.
My name is BECKY, so I must be a BASIC B*H.
My name is JOSE (or JUAN), so I must have JUMPED THE BORDER.
My name is KYLE, so I must be an ABUSIVE ASSHOLE.
My name is KYLE, so I must BREAK THE WALL.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I'm a PERSON so I MUST be labeled.
Alright, Imma try something:
If you think J.K Rowling should get off Twitter and stop being transphobic, Rick Riordan should apologize to fans who were hurt by some of his portrayals of ethnic characters and Cassandra Clare should just...please stop, add your name:
Meh, this'll probably crash and burn anyway. And yES I AM AWARE THAT I AM CRITICIZING THE AUTHORS WHOSE WORKS MY USERNAME IS DERIVED FROM. I LOVE THE WORKS, NOT THE PERSON.
My House: Ravenclaw
Favorite Hamilton Character: Weird, since they're real people. But probably the guy in Non-Stop that says 'Yo, who the f is this?'
Favorite Hamilton Song: My Shot (I relate way too much to My Shot)
Favorite In The Heights Character: Nina. Definitely Nina.
Favorite In The Heights Song: Benny's Dispatch, but Carnaval de Barrio is a close second.
Name: Cassie or Luna- neither is my real name or even close to my real name but will do.
Age: Uh...not telling!
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Crazy-Monkey13 (USA) Mittensx7768 (USA), Darkness Incarnated (USA), monkeygirl77 (USA), Secret (Scotland UK), dragonswoe (England), just a tad bit insane(USA), WritingGoddess12 (USA), Olympus Angel (England), LivingInBibliomania (USA) InsertRandomUncreativeNameHere (USA) demigod ravenclaw (Try to figure it out)
MY FIC RECCOMENDATIONS BY FANDOM:
well, check the Favorite Stories but these are my top ones*
How (a bunch of Hamilton song titles) Should Have Gone by Hamburrger (well, it's a bunch of fics but they're all awesome!)
The Overly-Translated Hamilton by Swiftheart1267
Tragically, I am a woman by Iron cheeks
Laughing in the Face of Casualty and Sorrow by Kasuna_Kotonoha (It's a HAMILTON WATCHES HAMILTON fic but it's probably the best one out there)
Colourless by adomaniccatnerd
Why the * did I want to be a half-blood? by IzzyMRDB and RavenCarver (A lot of cursing but other than that it's pretty PG-13 and it's sure to leave you cackling like an idiot.)
Window to the Past by HPbooks4life (Nico-centric, expanding on his past, A plus OC's. Only problem is that it's been left at 5 chapters. On a cliffhanger. And the author shows no signs of picking it up. Still, check it out!)
Nico di Angelo and The Quest to Save the Stupid Idiots & also disaster: A Chat Fic both by TheTimeTraveler24 (A time-travel/Groundhog's Day fic which explains why Nico always knows the answer to every problem that comes up and the second is just a chaotic chat fic)
The Seven & Etc. by Katness2019 is also an amazing chat fic.
THINGS WE STAN:
Piper McLean without feathers and having a much better claiming.
Frank Zhang not losing his fat, just growing into it.
Nico di Angelo not having a forced outing.
Octavian not being hated? He was told all his life that Greeks were monsters and a threat, what was he supposed to do, he grew up with that! Then, for all he knows, they intentionally bombed his home! HE HAD GOOD REASONS (better than Luke, who was also a literal adult) BUT TOOK THEM WAY TOO FAR. He was definitely not right but he's understandable and shouldn't be so vilified. (SAME WITH DRACO!!!)
Will Solace not being reduced to just Nico's boyfriend.
Percy! Jackson! Being! A! POC! (Idc what ethnicity!)
Thalia Grace being Indian and the Patil twins being queens! (the first of which is a personal comfort headcanon and I totally get that most people aren't with me. Seriously, if anyone at all is with me, o_0, hmu fam. Harry...would be at the very most 1/2 Indian, probably 1/4 and that's great but...I want MORE representation, y'know? Like, let's just appreciate Padma and Parvati!!!)
Annabeth Chase not feeling oppressed cuz she's blonde like, what?
ALSO STOP MAKING HARRY POTTER A JERK. HE WAS A SMALL BI CINNAMON ROLL WITH PTSD!!! I love him so much, I will fight.
HERE IT IS: How to write Nico from someone who's never written anything Nico-centric.
He has never let anything get the better of him. Have him heal, in fics, but don't reduce him to his trauma. When he snaps at people, it's because he has mixed feelings about them (Percy, Minos and Geryon are the ones I remember) or is stressed about something personal. He doesn't go around yelling.
Don't make everything about him being gay. That's his sexuality not his personality. It's a big part of him!!! But it's not the only part of him worth exploring. He was an Italian immigrant in the 1930's. Explore that more! I would if I could write it well enough.
Don't have him only heal because of Will: that's horrible. Having a significant other (or significant annoyance, wink, wink) should not be the thing that heals you, it should be something that makes you happy and should be a product of you healing.
Give him more friends than Will and people associated with him! Have him be friends with Kayla too but because of something other than Will! Have him be close with Hazel because their dynamic's beautiful. Have him grow closer to Jason and Reyna! Percy once they talk! ANNABETH!!! (there was so much potential there smh) TRAVIS AND CONNOR BECAUSE HAVE WE ALL FORGOTTEN THEY BASICALLY ADOPTED HIM IN TTC?!? Same with Grover! Expand on them at Westover!
He's not emo, he's pale from lack of sun and the black clothes were the only ones he could find.
He's not McDonald's obsessed. He bought them because...well, it's one of the only restaurants he'd know about! He's from the 40's (but probably heard of McDonald's at school)! Also, he didn't eat any, the ghosts did.
Anyway, yeah, I'll add later.
MY GODLY PARENT IS:
ZEUS (Jason and Thalia Grace)
You like being in charge
4/9. Meh, Cabin One has horrible decor anyway.
POSEIDON (Percy Jackson and Tyson because who could forget him?)
You feel at home in the water (Not really, no. NO OFFENSE, PERCY!)
HADES (Nico and Bianca di Angelo. Hazel Levesque too, I guess)
You're not that much of a people person
2/10. Okay, everyone wants to be "dark and a child of death, blah blah blah" but c'mon, barely anyone actually is.
DEMETER (Katie Gardner)
You own a garden
3/10. Wow. Was not expecting to be more Demeter than Hades. I'm not a cereal fan anyways.
ARES (Clarisse La Rue and Frank Zhang)
You often start fights
4/10. W H AT
ATHENA (Annabeth Chase)
You have an insatiable thirst of knowledge
7.5/10. Yeah! But some of these aren't valid because most Athena kids also have dyslexia??? So, I guess if they were Ancient Greek books, maybe...
APOLLO (Will Solace)
You're very creative and artistic (Mmm, sure, let's go with that)
9/10. I honestly thought I was an Athena kid. Wow.
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS (Zoe Nightshade, Thalia Grace, Bianca di Angelo and technically Reyna now as well)
You dislike boys in general
HEPHAESTUS (Bad Boy Supreme, Team Leo, Mr. McShizzle) (oh yeah and Jake, Nyssa, Harley and Beckendorf.)
You have a way with tools
1/10 (W O W)
APHRODITE (Silena Beauregard and Piper McLean)
Every guy/girl swoons for you
1/10 (Again, W O W)
HERMES (Luke Castellan, The Stolls, Chris Rodriguez)
You like pick pocketing your friends
DIONYSUS (Dakota, Castor, Pollux)
You're the life of the party ("Welcome to the Percy, party...party, Percy. Whatever." -Dakota himself)
1. APOLLO. 9/10 I mean, it actually makes sense.
2. ATHENA. 7.5/10 Again, makes perfect sense.
3. HERMES. 5/10. Wasn't expecting that.
4. ZEUS. 4/10. (out of the 4/10's, I would prefer this). I mean, I wanna fly, yeah.
5. ARES. 4/10. FRANK, yes!
6. HUNTERS. 4/10. I wouldn't join, though.
7. POSEIDON. 3/10 (again, same as before, I'd prefer this) PERCY, TYSON, I WOULD LOVE TO ROOM WITH YOU!
8. DIONYSUS. 3/10. Dude, how awesome would it be to have your dad right at camp? You'd probably get special treatment.
9. DEMETER. 3/10. Meh.
10. HADES. 2/10. Wow. I am def more Will than Nico.
11. HEPHAESTUS. 1/10. F I R E P O W E R S.
12. APHRODITE. 1/10
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-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, idiot!
If you can't beat 'em, join'em. If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If you can't kill 'em, you’re screwed.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.
Stupidest Last Words In The History Of Humanity:
What does this button do?
Are you sure the power is off?
It's probably just a rash.
The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
I wonder where the mother bear is.
Which wire was I supposed to cut?
I've seen this done on TV.
These are the good kind of mushrooms.
This doesn't taste right.
It's strong enough for both of us.
This doesn't taste right.
I can do that with my eyes closed.
I've done this before.
Well, we've made it this far.
I'll just put my head in it to make sure.
Don't be so superstitious.
Now watch this.
Look Ma! No Hands!
Don't worry, it's not contagious.
Of course it's safe.
It can't get any worse...
There's only one way to find out!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006,Viper-Gothica, jasminemyrose, Inner Dragon, Akaatje, An Angel Flying with broken wings, demigod ravenclaw.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile!
You see that girl you just called odd?
Her mother died when she was 9.
You see that boy with the lightning bolt scar you just made fun of?
Hes lived in a cupboard under some stairs for 10 years.
You see that boy you just saw crying in the toilets?
He had to kill his headmaster to make his parents proud.
You see that boy who has lost his Remembrall?
His parents suffered a fate worse than death.
Let that be a lesson to Hogwarts students who made fun of Luna, Dudley's gang who terrorized Harry, Death Eaters who teased Draco, relatives who harassed Neville...and all the muggles, squibs, wizards, witches and all people/animals/beasts who do it all everyday.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with actions, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
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Included Because History Is Cool
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Hang on to your seats.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford'.
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
Now here's the kicker.
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Speaking of History...
Yes, I know that Hamilton: An American Musical isn't entirely accurate. Yes, I love it anyways.
Six (WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES. Sorry, had to) truths in life
1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility
2. All idiots, after reading this, will try it.
3. And find out it is a lie.
4. You are smiling because you are an idiot.
5. You will soon Copy and Paste this for someone else to read.
6. You're still smiling.
MUST READ: For the swan trying to protect her eggs, for the kittens burned on the grill, for the puppies buried alive... It's too late... Animal abuse, it's inhumane and sick.. Put this in your profile if you are against animal abuse
Favorite Band: Imagine Dragons\
Other Bands/Singers I love: Green Day, Pink, Bastille, Daya, Fun and The Chainsmokers.
Favorite Song: It's Time- Imagine Dragons
Other Songs I Love:
Every song from 21 Chump Street, Hamilton, In The Heights, The Lightning Thief Musical, A Very Potter Musical/Sequel/Senior Year and Les Miserables.
"No need to call me sir, Professor" -Harry Potter (HBP)
"I am the one thing in life I can control! I am Inimitable, I am an original!" -Leslie Odom Jr. as Aaron Burr
"Look Around, Look Around at how lucky we are to be alive right now." -Phillipa Soo as Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton
I dreamed a dream in time gone by, when hope was high and life worth living. I dreamed that love would never die. I dreamed that God would be forgiving. But the tigers come at night with their voices soft as thunder, as they tear your hope apart, as they turn your dream to shame! But there are dreams that cannot be and there are storms we cannot weather! I had a dream my life would so different from the * I'm living! So different now from what it seemed! Now life has killed the dream I dreamed." Anne Hathaway as Fantine.
Civil War? What does that mean? Is there any foreign war? Isn't every war fought between men, between brothers? -Victor Hugo
This was being human. Standing on the tarmac, watching mortals load the body of a friend and hero on the cargo hold, knowing that he was never coming back. Saying goodbye to a grieving young woman who had done everything to help us, and knowing you could never repay her. -Apollo (The Burning Maze, Trials of Apollo)
"Yet why did I allow that man to touch my soul and teach me love? He treated me like any other, he gave me his trust, he called me brother"-Hugh Jackman as Jean Valjean
"Pacienca y Fe!"- Olga Meredez as Abuela Claudia
Everyday has the potential to be the best day of your life- Lin Manuel Miranda
When life gives you lemons, freeze them, throw them in life's face, and say, "THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO MESS WITH ME, LIFE!" -the8horcrux
My Favorite Pairings (In No Order)
Ron/Luna (I'm a multishipper)
Lily/James (You-can-call-them-Lame! And no, I don't ship Snily, because while I do respect Severus for the things he did, he was just as bad as James and not nearly trying as hard as James did to prove his love. He gave as good as he got. He's a good guy with a bad personality.)
Draco/Astoria (MUCH better than Draco/Pansy)
Albus/Scorpius..if CC was gonna be fanfic...at least add this...:(
Teddy/Victiore (I will never ship Teddy/Lily Luna because he was old enough to change her diapers and probably did...Eww.)
Remus/Tonks and also Remus/Sirius because hEALTHY POLY RELATIONSHIPS, YAY! (I do wish Tonks had been older because...um...age gap...but at least they're both full grown adults. *cough* FRAZEL *cough)
Percy/Annabeth? Kinda (in the first series...they really degraded in HoO and that judo flip scene *vomits* I mean, when she hit him in TTC, it was implied that it was light and playful but that judo flip...and they're so possessive...)
Percy/Rachel (hate all you want, they're a better couple then Percabeth. I love them)
Jason/Piper (kind of...i like them with proper development...)
Leo/Random Mortal or Background Demigod (i want him to get some love, poor bby! I think Caleo is a good friendship but neither of them were really ready for a relationship)
Thalia/Reyna (y'all quake in fear of the ultimate power that a duo of an asexual lesbian Latina Praetor and a lesbian South-Asian zap-happy goth that were dating would have. ALSO: please note that I ship this in a universe where Thalia quit the hunters after TLO so she would be Reyna's age.)
dang. You need to change canon for all of them. Rick...you cannot with good romance. *shakes head*
Avatar: The Last Airbender and Legend of Korra
Sokka/Suki (Queen really took a sexist and turned him into the best character in the series, lol)
Sokka/Zuko (The Boiling Rock, anyone?! I don't even really ship it, it's just a great dynamic)
Katara/Zuko (both Zukka and Zutara and pretty great...but I don't feel Zutara. There was UNDENIABLE chemistry and they were better than Kataang but I just...don't vibe? Idk, you guys get it, right? How sometimes you just can't vibe with good things? I like zutara, i just can't force myself to love it and I don't have to explain my preferences to anyone.
Katara/Haru (from what I remember they were similar in age and he was awesome so yeah)
Mako/Death (this is a joke. But really, I hate Mako with a passion. He can die in a hole for all I care.)
Korra/Asami (I think there could have been more build-up but not a bad ship at all)
Korra/Bolin (yep, I multiship. He's just so awesome and deserves good things.
I don't know any further than that, I'm only on Book 2 of LOK
The Hunger Games
The Mortal Instruments
I haven't finished the series so for now...just no one
We defended The Stone
We found The Thief
YOUR GUY SIDE( Things I am Are In Bold)
You love hoodies
You love Jeans
Dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt
You've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture
Sad movies suck
You've owned a X- box
Played with Hotwheels as a kid
You've wanted to be a firefighter at one point in time
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega (What now?)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV
Gory movies are cool (Oh yeah.)
You go to your dad for advice
You own a trillion baseball caps
You like going to high school football games
You used to/ do collect baseball/ football cards (But I used to collect Pokemon cards!)
Baggy pants are cool to wear
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a lot of people
Green, Black, Red, Silver, and Blue are one of your favorite colors
You love to go crazy and not care what people think
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth
Sleep with your socks on (I GET COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD)
YOUR GIRL SIDE
You wear lip gloss
You love to shop
You wear eyeliner
You wear the color pink (Not often but sometimes)
Go to mom for advice
You consider cheerleading a sport (THE FLIPS! '0')
You hate wearing black (No, it is a beautiful color)
You like hanging out at the mall
You like getting mani-pedis
You like wearing jewelry (FANDOM jewelry)
Skirts/short-shorts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your hobbies
You don't like the movie Star Wars (I've only watched a bit though so I can't say)\
You were/are in gymnastics/dance (Gymnastics can probably save your life. I despise classical dance but dance is fun when it's MY WAY!)
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up (What make-up? But maybe sometimes when I sing in the shower...)
You smile a lot more than you should (It makes people wonder...)
You have more than ten pairs of shoes
You care about what you look like
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body spray/ perfume/ cologne (I HATE THE SMELL!)
You love the movies (IT'S SO DARK!)
Used to play with dolls when you were a kid (When I was A KID! Now, Barbies make me barf.)
Like putting make-up on somebody else for the joy/joke of it (They get mad because I make them look like a clown)
Like being the star of everything
GUY SIDE= 14/25
GIRL SIDE=8/25...This concerns me slightly.
We all love bashing Twilight so...
Q: Why can't Edward read Bella's mind?
Q:Why aren't there vamps living now?
Q:How do you stop Jacob Black from annoying you?
Q:How do you kill a brain?
"You say Twilight, I say Harry Potter
PONDER THIS, PEOPLE! (I made up the ones in Italic)
Why is it necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
How are two people better than one? If you are starving, one person is better because the food will last longer, right?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
If rapping is just fast poetry with a beat, then do people who think rapping is cool say that poetry is lame?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. Shouldn't that be where the work stops?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Everyone makes that joke about 'the guy who said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door' but I've seen revolving doors get slammed!
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men?
If I throw something down, it goes down. If I throw something up, it goes down. GRAVITY!
It's not my fault it fell! Gravity made it go down and Newton discovered gravity, so blame Newton!
Harry Potter vs. Twilight
In HP: Vampires die in the sun
In HP:Werwolves are AWESOME!
In HP: The main character travels to an awesome magic school in Scotland
In HP:The bad-guy is a noseless, bald freak with a snake who's name is VOLDEMORT!
In HP: When the man Hermione loved left her, she continued to search for Horcruxes so they could save the world.
JINGLE BELLS, TWILIGHT SMELLS
In remembrance to Severus Snape. A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor. Without all the red and gold.
I promise to remember Harry when it's time to be courageous.
LIST OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS IN NO ORDER!
1. Harry Potter
Have you ever read a 5/3 fic?
What would 9 say if they found out 6 and 2 were together?
10/8 or 10/3?
7/4 or 7/1?
2/6 or 2/9?
What would 5 say if 8 killed 4?
10 falls in love with 9 but 7 kills 8 and 9 jumps off a cliff so 10 ends up married to 3.
I promise to remember Percy when a warrior fights on and on
But more than this I swear, to never forget this world, to never not care.
Percabeth or Perachel?
Perachel! Haters gonna hate, but they had epic chemistry.
Favorite Guy Character?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT LIKE MEANS?
It can mean 'in relation to' or it can mean 'love to a lesser degree'.
It does not, and will never, mean 'I need to say something in the middle of my sentence so I'll say this.'
You wouldn't say "Do you, in relation to, want to, love to a lesser degree, get some, in relation to, ice cream?"
So don't say "Do you, like, want to, like, get some, like, ice cream!"
RANT OVER: If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (and in my iPod, and in my CD player, and in my computer, and on the radio. Music is everywhere)
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!
If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe),QuickCookie, xx . mari . xx RANDOMNESS96 xoxoxo, demigod ravenclaw
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile :)
If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you
I hear your silence loud and clear
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet!
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?
Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths
'May God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and a big bag of money.'
Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
'I would love to have a battle of the wits with you but you appear unarmed.
Actual Labels On Actual Things
2. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children (How do I use it then?)
3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping (But that's the only time I curl my hair!)
4. Candle: Warning: A burning candle is fire (*gasp*)
5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking (Oh, but I always eat my pizza frozen!)
6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (I'm seriously concerned, who did this?)
7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts (It only contains ONE part though...)
8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children (I'm hoping this was a typo...)
9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (They prosecute dead bodies????)
10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping (... I am speechless...)
11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap (How, exactly?)
12. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (Who would have guessed?)
13. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Again, that's the only time I work on my hair!)
14. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Ah, the shoplifter special!)
15. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (Just a suggestion...)
16. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)
17. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (What did you think?)
18. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (But that would save time!)
Harry Potter Fandom: I want to go to Hogwarts!
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