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Author has written 18 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Hamilton, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard.

Hi! I'm demigod ravenclaw. Welcome to my profile. I want to be a lawyer and I am obsessed with all things nerdy!

Biliterate (English, Hindi) and Trilingual (English, Tamil, Hindi) (the tamil alphabet is too hard, can i have some fs in the chat?)

2020: gonna ask my momma if that offer to slap me into next year is still on the table.

My favorite books (in order):

Harry Potter
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
The Hunger Games
Magnus Chase
Heroes of Olympus
Trials of Apollo
The Kane Chronicles
Wings of Fire
A Series Of Unfortunate Events
The Kane Chronicles
The Maze Runner
The Hobbit
Artemis Fowl

I ALSO LOVE A:TLA (Avatar The Last Airbender)!

My favorite musicals:

HAMILTON (at the constitutional convention): I am SO Peggy- the real Peggy, that is. Sassy and Sarcastic? Heck yeah. #AndPeggyFTW

In The Heights (I don't speak Spanish but I love this musical anyway)

The Lightning Thief Musical: At least they have a blonde Annabeth...Okay, but seriously, these characters are portrayed sO WeLL, I CAN'T???

A Very Potter Musical/Sequel/Senior Year

Les Miserables: Just got into this and I love it!!!!

1776: * monotone voice * This historical period of time is of immense fascination to me. (yeah, I'm weird, deal with it)

Six: These women? Were? Lost? In History? For soooooo Long? I CAN'T???

Bolded means I am the type of person, not the stereotype.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLOND(E), so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be s*y. (and that's why no one has ever asked me out!!!)

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a s*x-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b*h. (Thanks for the compliment!)

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to h*ll. (you're the one condemning people for love)

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I have a lot of christian friends and they're all so nice and respectful of my religion!)

I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (Does being Southern INDIAN count?)


I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. (curse you Apu! you created this stereotype!)

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a wh*re.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a wh*re. (I was a dancer...when I was 6. How can a six-year-old be a hoe? I'm confused.)

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a sl-t.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. (#LowerMiddleClassSquad)

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (it just looks nice on me, okay?)

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking wh*re.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible sl-t.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must be a tanned, pizza-loving player with a trashy accent.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (only cuz school just started last month, see how long this lasts)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.


I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (dude! i just don't like meat!)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be nailing them all. (So this only applies to girls? Plus, I'm not even close to them.)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRL FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (So this only applies to guys?)

I have BIG B--BS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (no one's come out yet but i have suspicions)


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm CZECH, so I MUST love beer and sausage and be stubborn.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. (*eternal sigh*)

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm WHITE born in a black area, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST smell horrible.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI/PAN/OMNI/POLY, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (now, from my understanding...that's not how it works)

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small --.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (Only not liking it when it’s beating down on me in summer.)

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a p*y. (I'm pacifist, but I'm not against swatting ants and mosquitoes. they're annoying)

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (oh no! you're welcome to do art even if you dont think youre good! art is for everyone.)

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b*h. (I will if needed)

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (no! leave me alone! im not snape!)

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my b--bs/nuts.

I'm a METALHEAD so I MUST worship SATAN.

I read comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I am a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I'm FRENCH so I MUST be snotty towards everyone, wear a striped sweater, and say "Oui, oui!"

I am a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (I’m not that bad! Wtf?)

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I am a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I am CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (By that, you must be thinking feminazi, I just want equality for all my sisters, cis and trans.)

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. There's not exactly a direct correlation between the two. Vice versa, perhaps, but not this way.)

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (No, and even if I was, I'd be more popular than you

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (NO! NO! NO! DON'T LET THEM DISCOURAGE YOU FROM CARING!)

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue. (I did. Once. *shudder*)

I CHAT OR PRIVATE MESSAGE, so I MUST be having cyber s*x. (Wtf is that logic?)

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. (Pagan does not equal Satanist.)

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST have an abortion. (oh, aren't we over this?!)

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Actually, yes.)

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.


I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (#Potterhead4Life)

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. (I'm an outcast even if I curse. But I don't want to so I don't.)

I like GAMES, ANIME and/or COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (you realize almost all Gen Z kids love ATLA?)

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*ard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. (ummmmmm

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be lesbian. (Well, not yet, i want one eventually)

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (nope! happy with MY religion, but not gonna hate!)

I love chorus, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (half my friends come from chorus, bruh, what-)

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (no hun, i just don't want you to fail your math test.)

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

My name is KAREN, so I must SPEAK TO THE MANAGER.

My name is KAREN, so I must TAKE THE KIDS. (I take these name stereotypes from YouTube comments.)

My name is CHAD, so I must be A JERK JOCK.

My name is BECKY, so I must be a BASIC B*H.

My name is JOSE (or JUAN), so I must have JUMPED THE BORDER.

My name is KYLE, so I must be an ABUSIVE ASSHOLE.

My name is KYLE, so I must BREAK THE WALL.


I'm a PERSON so I MUST be labeled.

Alright, Imma try something:

If you think J.K Rowling should get off Twitter and stop being transphobic, Rick Riordan should apologize to fans who were hurt by some of his portrayals of ethnic characters and Cassandra Clare should just...please stop, add your name:

demigod ravenclaw


My House: Ravenclaw
Job:Defense Against The Dark Arts Professor
Favorite Color: Blue
Least Favorite Color: Pink
Favorite Percy Jackson Character: Nico or Thalia
Least Favorite Percy Jackson Character: Gabe
Favorite Harry Potter Character: Luna
Least Favorite Harry Potter Character: Umbridge
Favorite Hunger Games Character: Primrose
Least Favorite Hunger Character: SNOW!

Favorite Hamilton Character: Weird, since they're real people. But probably the guy in Non-Stop that says 'Yo, who the f is this?'

Favorite Hamilton Song: My Shot (I relate way too much to My Shot)

Favorite In The Heights Character: Nina. Definitely Nina.

Favorite In The Heights Song: Benny's Dispatch, but Carnaval de Barrio is a close second.

I'm totally normal! I'm weird and proud of it.

Name: Cassie or Luna- neither is my real name or even close to my real name but will do.

Age: Uh...not telling!

Location: STALKER!

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Crazy-Monkey13 (USA) Mittensx7768 (USA), Darkness Incarnated (USA), monkeygirl77 (USA), Secret (Scotland UK), dragonswoe (England), just a tad bit insane(USA), WritingGoddess12 (USA), Olympus Angel (England), LivingInBibliomania (USA) InsertRandomUncreativeNameHere (USA) demigod ravenclaw (Try to figure it out)


well, check the Favorite Stories but these are my top ones*



How (a bunch of Hamilton song titles) Should Have Gone by Hamburrger (well, it's a bunch of fics but they're all awesome!)

The Overly-Translated Hamilton by Swiftheart1267

Tragically, I am a woman by Iron cheeks

ON Ao3

Laughing in the Face of Casualty and Sorrow by Kasuna_Kotonoha (It's a HAMILTON WATCHES HAMILTON fic but it's probably the best one out there)


On here

Colourless by adomaniccatnerd

ON Ao3

Why the * did I want to be a half-blood? by IzzyMRDB and RavenCarver (A lot of cursing but other than that it's pretty PG-13 and it's sure to leave you cackling like an idiot.)

Window to the Past by HPbooks4life (Nico-centric, expanding on his past, A plus OC's. Only problem is that it's been left at 5 chapters. On a cliffhanger. And the author shows no signs of picking it up. Still, check it out!)

Nico di Angelo and The Quest to Save the Stupid Idiots & also disaster: A Chat Fic both by TheTimeTraveler24 (A time-travel/Groundhog's Day fic which explains why Nico always knows the answer to every problem that comes up and the second is just a chaotic chat fic)

The Seven & Etc. by Katness2019 is also an amazing chat fic.


Piper McLean without feathers and having a much better claiming.
Hazel Levesque being recognized as the most powerful of the seven ad having brown eyes and brown, kinky hair.
Samirah Al-Abbas being in an arranged marriage to Amir (who is not her cousin) at (at the bare minimum) 17, through choice and long discussions of things.
Drew Tanaka being human and only acting like she does because she doesn't want any of her little siblings to be hurt and only being a b-- to Piper because she saw what acting like a hero did to Silena and won't go through that again.
Aphrodite focusing on love in the world and not being a ditzy idiot. Her kids stabbing people with high heels and being fueled by chipped nails.

Frank Zhang not losing his fat, just growing into it.

Nico di Angelo not having a forced outing.

Octavian not being hated? He was told all his life that Greeks were monsters and a threat, what was he supposed to do, he grew up with that! Then, for all he knows, they intentionally bombed his home! HE HAD GOOD REASONS (better than Luke, who was also a literal adult) BUT TOOK THEM WAY TOO FAR. He was definitely not right but he's understandable and shouldn't be so vilified. (SAME WITH DRACO!!!)

Will Solace not being reduced to just Nico's boyfriend.

Percy! Jackson! Being! A! POC! (Idc what ethnicity!)

Thalia Grace being Indian and the Patil twins being queens! (the first of which is a personal comfort headcanon and I totally get that most people aren't with me. Seriously, if anyone at all is with me, o_0, hmu fam. Harry...would be at the very most 1/2 Indian, probably 1/4 and that's great but...I want MORE representation, y'know? Like, let's just appreciate Padma and Parvati!!!)

Annabeth Chase not feeling oppressed cuz she's blonde like, what?
Ron Weasley being appreciated. Hermione Granger also being appreciated but not worshipped.
Sally! Jackson! Is! A! Queen! Not! A! Goddess! She was amazing and did way better than I could have in that situation. Like, she didn't KNOW Gabe was abusive, why do people say that? She knew he smelled bad and had some bad habits. And...gods no, just don't hate on an abuse victim like that. She wasn't perfect but she tried.


HERE IT IS: How to write Nico from someone who's never written anything Nico-centric.

He has never let anything get the better of him. Have him heal, in fics, but don't reduce him to his trauma. When he snaps at people, it's because he has mixed feelings about them (Percy, Minos and Geryon are the ones I remember) or is stressed about something personal. He doesn't go around yelling.

Don't make everything about him being gay. That's his sexuality not his personality. It's a big part of him!!! But it's not the only part of him worth exploring. He was an Italian immigrant in the 1930's. Explore that more! I would if I could write it well enough.

Don't have him only heal because of Will: that's horrible. Having a significant other (or significant annoyance, wink, wink) should not be the thing that heals you, it should be something that makes you happy and should be a product of you healing.

Give him more friends than Will and people associated with him! Have him be friends with Kayla too but because of something other than Will! Have him be close with Hazel because their dynamic's beautiful. Have him grow closer to Jason and Reyna! Percy once they talk! ANNABETH!!! (there was so much potential there smh) TRAVIS AND CONNOR BECAUSE HAVE WE ALL FORGOTTEN THEY BASICALLY ADOPTED HIM IN TTC?!? Same with Grover! Expand on them at Westover!

He's not emo, he's pale from lack of sun and the black clothes were the only ones he could find.

He's not McDonald's obsessed. He bought them because...well, it's one of the only restaurants he'd know about! He's from the 40's (but probably heard of McDonald's at school)! Also, he didn't eat any, the ghosts did.

Anyway, yeah, I'll add later.


ZEUS (Jason and Thalia Grace)

You like being in charge
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunder bolt
You were voted Class President (well, our equivalent of it...once)
You do what's best for everyone (I mean, I try but...c'mon, no one's perfect!)
You think you have what it takes to run for president
You think every problem has a solution (Not every problem- I firmly believe there is nothing that can solve the Percy Jackson movies. Sea of Monsters was okay but that adaptation of The Lightning Thief will be a black hole of Hollywood- wait, going off-topic.)
You love showing off
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobic (No, I don't have an irrational fear of 70% of my body, nor do I have rabies)

4/9. Meh, Cabin One has horrible decor anyway.

POSEIDON (Percy Jackson and Tyson because who could forget him?)

You feel at home in the water (Not really, no. NO OFFENSE, PERCY!)
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing etc. (I swim occasionally but that's it)
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today (What cold-hearted person DOESN'T want to do something about this?)
You visit the local pool on a regular basis
You swim professionally
You hate seafood
You never get seasick (I've never been on a boat, how am I supposed to know? The only body of water I've been in is a pool. I barely go to the beach.)
You'd rather ride a boat than a plane (See above)
You are acrophobic (Sometimes, yeah, I get dizzy and want to scream "GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!")

3/10. Oof.

HADES (Nico and Bianca di Angelo. Hazel Levesque too, I guess)

You're not that much of a people person
You like staying in the dark (No, I don't like not being able to see anything)
You experience bad moods on a regular basis
You like listening to loud angry music (Nah, but Green Day is actually pretty cool, I get why Thalia likes them)
You spend most of your time alone
You think parties are something loud and annoying (Depends what kind of party and who's there)
You like to keep to yourself
All your closets are padlocked (why? would? this? be? necessary?)
You write in a diary/journal (Yeah. But I ca't imagine Nico does...)
You feel most active at night (Yep. When they say "Go to sleep", I start jumping off the walls)

2/10. Okay, everyone wants to be "dark and a child of death, blah blah blah" but c'mon, barely anyone actually is.

DEMETER (Katie Gardner)

You own a garden
You like the great outdoors (???)
You have a green thumb (Oof, no)
You are an environmentalist (Look, until we achieve space travel and colonize the moon, be good to the earth.)
You have a special connections with animals
You're vegetarian
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world
You always check a product if it's environmentally/friendly (No, but I try)
You love going to flower shops (I have never been to a flower shop)
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with

3/10. Wow. Was not expecting to be more Demeter than Hades. I'm not a cereal fan anyways.

ARES (Clarisse La Rue and Frank Zhang)

You often start fights
You're a very aggressive type of person
You like watching wrestling
You're competitive (Isn't everyone, on some level?)
You like reading about war (I find history interesting)
You don't take crap from anybody
You have anger management issues
You never back away from a fight
Everyone does what you say (I mean, I wish...)
You don't always think before you do something

4/10. W H AT

ATHENA (Annabeth Chase)

You have an insatiable thirst of knowledge
You're probably the only person that visits the library on a regular basis (Or an online library site)
Half of your birthday presents last year were books (Oh yeah)
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies about it (It's fascinating)
You're one of the smartest people in your class (I mean,)
You mostly get grades above 90 in tests
You get intellectual/political jokes without asking people to explain them (Sometimes, so I'll count it as half a point)
You think it would be better if you were the president (I mean, maybe?)
You have a huge shelf of books at home (They don't even fit on the shelf, there's too many!)
You think vinyl pockets protectors are very useful (Uh, no?)

7.5/10. Yeah! But some of these aren't valid because most Athena kids also have dyslexia??? So, I guess if they were Ancient Greek books, maybe...

APOLLO (Will Solace)

You're very creative and artistic (Mmm, sure, let's go with that)
You like listening to all kinds of music in general
You always feel sunny and optimistic
You are talented at drawing (I'm pretty good)
You like writing poetry (Not sharing it though.)
You can play at least three musical instruments (Percussion -in the way that I can bang things- Clarinet and Ukulele)

You like going to art museums (I've never been to one but I want to go)
You almost always win 1st place in art contests
You have straight As in Art on your report card
Your school notebook had more doodles than notes (it was pretty even, honestly but yeah, many doodles.)

9/10. I honestly thought I was an Athena kid. Wow.

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS (Zoe Nightshade, Thalia Grace, Bianca di Angelo and technically Reyna now as well)

You dislike boys in general
You can shoot targets (I'm good-ish at basketball???)
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You like silver (kinda boring. I prefer more colorful things)
You like the moon better than the sun (Yeah, the moon won't burn me up)
Zoe Nightshade is awesome (WHO DARES TO DISAGREE?)
You love wild animals (I wouldn't say love but I'll fight for their rights)
You spend most of your time outdoors
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel if it's to hunt down monsters


HEPHAESTUS (Bad Boy Supreme, Team Leo, Mr. McShizzle) (oh yeah and Jake, Nyssa, Harley and Beckendorf.)

You have a way with tools
You build awesome things during your free time
You're the best at wood shop in your class
Metal working is your forte
You have your own tool box
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots
You're a techie
You often have carpentry projects
You dream of being a carpenter
You aren't afraid of fire

1/10 (W O W)

APHRODITE (Silena Beauregard and Piper McLean)

Every guy/girl swoons for you
You like putting make up
You never experience a bad hair day (HOW LUCKY ARE APHRODITE'S KIDS?)
You naturally smell good (I don't really have a smell... I think)
Your favorite activity is clothes shopping
You're always at the front of every trend
You're the popular girl/guy at your school
You're often invited to parties
Your motto is "it's never a party without me"
You look yourself in the mirror on a regular basis (WHO DOESN'T LOOK IN THE MIRROR AT LEAST ONCE A DAY?!)

1/10 (Again, W O W)

HERMES (Luke Castellan, The Stolls, Chris Rodriguez)

You like pick pocketing your friends
You're a prankster
You're a speed demon
You consider your self restless
You're the best speaker in the class (ONE of the best)
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits
You're inventive and resourceful
You often start arguments (No, but I will partake in them)
You never lost a debate (well, almost never...)
You like making witty and sarcastic comment

5/10. Hey!

DIONYSUS (Dakota, Castor, Pollux)

You're the life of the party ("Welcome to the Percy,, Percy. Whatever." -Dakota himself)
You like wine
You've probably tasted every alcohol drink out there
You can finish a martini in less than a minute
You have a happy, cheerful disposition (Meh. Sometimes.)
You're a foodie
You like going to social events and mingling with people
You like trying out new food
You feel that you're abundant in life
You think that too much of anything is bad

3/10. Huh.

1. APOLLO. 9/10 I mean, it actually makes sense.

2. ATHENA. 7.5/10 Again, makes perfect sense.

3. HERMES. 5/10. Wasn't expecting that.

4. ZEUS. 4/10. (out of the 4/10's, I would prefer this). I mean, I wanna fly, yeah.

5. ARES. 4/10. FRANK, yes!

6. HUNTERS. 4/10. I wouldn't join, though.

7. POSEIDON. 3/10 (again, same as before, I'd prefer this) PERCY, TYSON, I WOULD LOVE TO ROOM WITH YOU!

8. DIONYSUS. 3/10. Dude, how awesome would it be to have your dad right at camp? You'd probably get special treatment.

9. DEMETER. 3/10. Meh.

10. HADES. 2/10. Wow. I am def more Will than Nico.

11. HEPHAESTUS. 1/10. F I R E P O W E R S.

12. APHRODITE. 1/10


1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for spelling and grammar errors. The Fanfction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for a reason.

2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3. Thou shalt not put Author's Notes in the middle of a story.

4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a story, unless the the characters are actually texting.

5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and one only, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6. Apply the above five to POV's as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing in your story. It probably is quite funny.

8. Thou shalt not use ,;, or :( to show the emotion exhibited by the character.

9. Thou shalt try to keep characters in character!

10. Thou shalt not teat every criticism as a flame

11. The Authors Note is not a spot for personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase 'first fic' in the summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names exceeding five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name exceed five words in length.

14. Thou shalt not insert thyself into the story as a character- yes, we know that thy is in love with thyself but we don't need to read about how thy ends up with the main character. (Been there, done that, don't know what I was thinking.)

15. If thou art writing a story that differs from the original plot line, thou shalt point it out in the beginning.

16. Thou shalt not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17. Thou shalt show not tell.

18. Thou shalt NEVER use the phrase 'I suck at summaries' in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art.

20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word 'Okay', right. ' 'K' and 'Ok' are not acceptable compromises.

21. Thou shalt only use cliches when (a. thou art writing a parody and (b. find a new and interesting twist to make cliches bearable to thine readers.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers will be confused.


24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the story. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, idiot!

If you can't beat 'em, join'em. If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If you can't kill 'em, you’re screwed.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.

Stupidest Last Words In The History Of Humanity:

What does this button do?

Are you sure the power is off?

It's probably just a rash.

The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

I wonder where the mother bear is.

Which wire was I supposed to cut?

I've seen this done on TV.

These are the good kind of mushrooms.

This doesn't taste right.

It's strong enough for both of us.

This doesn't taste right.

I can do that with my eyes closed.

I've done this before.

Well, we've made it this far.

That's odd.

I'll just put my head in it to make sure.

Don't be so superstitious.

Now watch this.

Look Ma! No Hands!

Don't worry, it's not contagious.

Of course it's safe.

It can't get any worse...

There's only one way to find out!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006,Viper-Gothica, jasminemyrose, Inner Dragon, Akaatje, An Angel Flying with broken wings, demigod ravenclaw.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile!

You see that girl you just called odd?

Her mother died when she was 9.

You see that boy with the lightning bolt scar you just made fun of?

Hes lived in a cupboard under some stairs for 10 years.

You see that boy you just saw crying in the toilets?

He had to kill his headmaster to make his parents proud.

You see that boy who has lost his Remembrall?

His parents suffered a fate worse than death.

Let that be a lesson to Hogwarts students who made fun of Luna, Dudley's gang who terrorized Harry, Death Eaters who teased Draco, relatives who harassed Neville...and all the muggles, squibs, wizards, witches and all people/animals/beasts who do it all everyday.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with actions, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

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Included Because History Is Cool

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Hang on to your seats.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.

Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford'.

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

Now here's the kicker.

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Creepy, huh?

Speaking of History...

Yes, I know that Hamilton: An American Musical isn't entirely accurate. Yes, I love it anyways.

Six (WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES. Sorry, had to) truths in life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility

2. All idiots, after reading this, will try it.

3. And find out it is a lie.

4. You are smiling because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon Copy and Paste this for someone else to read.

6. You're still smiling.

MUST READ: For the swan trying to protect her eggs, for the kittens burned on the grill, for the puppies buried alive... It's too late... Animal abuse, it's inhumane and sick.. Put this in your profile if you are against animal abuse

Favorite Band: Imagine Dragons\

Other Bands/Singers I love: Green Day, Pink, Bastille, Daya, Fun and The Chainsmokers.

Favorite Song: It's Time- Imagine Dragons

Other Songs I Love:
Something Just Like This- The Chainsmokers and Coldplay.
21 Guns, American Idiot- Green Day.
So What, Just Give Me A Reason- Pink.
Pompeii, Icarus, Things We Lost In The Fire- Bastille
Sit Sill, Look Pretty- Daya
We Are Young, Some Nights- Fun
Arms, A Thousand Years, Human- Christina Perri
Zero, Thunder, Believer, Demons, Radioactive, I Bet My Life, On Top Of The World, Warriors - Imagine Dragons (I really love them!)

Every song from 21 Chump Street, Hamilton, In The Heights, The Lightning Thief Musical, A Very Potter Musical/Sequel/Senior Year and Les Miserables.


"No need to call me sir, Professor" -Harry Potter (HBP)
"Let us find the dam snack bar"- Zoe Nightshade (TTC)
"If you want to know what a mans like take a good look at how he treats his inferiors not his equals" -Sirius Black (GoF)
"Promise me one thing. Whatever happens, when you get back to Olympus, when you're a god again, remember. Remember what it's like to be human." -Jason Grace (Trials of Apollo, Burning Maze)
"You're just as sane as I am"-Luna Lovegood (OoTP)
"You don't forget the face of the person who was your last hope." Katniss Everdeen
"For once, I didn't look back." Percy Jackson (TLO)
"Yer a wizard, Harry!" -Hagrid
"Books! And Cleverness! There are more important things." -Hermione Granger
"Nitwick, Blubber, Odment, tweak!" -Dumbledore

"I am the one thing in life I can control! I am Inimitable, I am an original!" -Leslie Odom Jr. as Aaron Burr

"Look Around, Look Around at how lucky we are to be alive right now." -Phillipa Soo as Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton

I dreamed a dream in time gone by, when hope was high and life worth living. I dreamed that love would never die. I dreamed that God would be forgiving. But the tigers come at night with their voices soft as thunder, as they tear your hope apart, as they turn your dream to shame! But there are dreams that cannot be and there are storms we cannot weather! I had a dream my life would so different from the * I'm living! So different now from what it seemed! Now life has killed the dream I dreamed." Anne Hathaway as Fantine.

Civil War? What does that mean? Is there any foreign war? Isn't every war fought between men, between brothers? -Victor Hugo

This was being human. Standing on the tarmac, watching mortals load the body of a friend and hero on the cargo hold, knowing that he was never coming back. Saying goodbye to a grieving young woman who had done everything to help us, and knowing you could never repay her. -Apollo (The Burning Maze, Trials of Apollo)

"Yet why did I allow that man to touch my soul and teach me love? He treated me like any other, he gave me his trust, he called me brother"-Hugh Jackman as Jean Valjean

"Pacienca y Fe!"- Olga Meredez as Abuela Claudia

Everyday has the potential to be the best day of your life- Lin Manuel Miranda

When life gives you lemons, freeze them, throw them in life's face, and say, "THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO MESS WITH ME, LIFE!" -the8horcrux

My Favorite Pairings (In No Order)

Harry Potter



Ron/Luna (I'm a multishipper)

Lily/James (You-can-call-them-Lame! And no, I don't ship Snily, because while I do respect Severus for the things he did, he was just as bad as James and not nearly trying as hard as James did to prove his love. He gave as good as he got. He's a good guy with a bad personality.)

Draco/Astoria (MUCH better than Draco/Pansy)

Albus/Scorpius..if CC was gonna be least add this...:(

Teddy/Victiore (I will never ship Teddy/Lily Luna because he was old enough to change her diapers and probably did...Eww.)

Remus/Tonks and also Remus/Sirius because hEALTHY POLY RELATIONSHIPS, YAY! (I do wish Tonks had been older gap...but at least they're both full grown adults. *cough* FRAZEL *cough)

Percy Jackson

Percy/Annabeth? Kinda (in the first series...they really degraded in HoO and that judo flip scene *vomits* I mean, when she hit him in TTC, it was implied that it was light and playful but that judo flip...and they're so possessive...)

Percy/Rachel (hate all you want, they're a better couple then Percabeth. I love them)

Jason/Piper (kind of...i like them with proper development...)

Leo/Random Mortal or Background Demigod (i want him to get some love, poor bby! I think Caleo is a good friendship but neither of them were really ready for a relationship)

MINI RANT! Feel free to skip.
Solangelo...solangelo...I hated how Will invalidated his feelings. I hated the whole jealousy thing with Paolo. Tower of Nero was okay but...I hate canon Solangelo. BUT in fanon...they have potential. If you write in the missing scenes...OTP!

Thalia/Reyna (y'all quake in fear of the ultimate power that a duo of an asexual lesbian Latina Praetor and a lesbian South-Asian zap-happy goth that were dating would have. ALSO: please note that I ship this in a universe where Thalia quit the hunters after TLO so she would be Reyna's age.)

dang. You need to change canon for all of them. cannot with good romance. *shakes head*

Avatar: The Last Airbender and Legend of Korra

Sokka/Suki (Queen really took a sexist and turned him into the best character in the series, lol)

Sokka/Zuko (The Boiling Rock, anyone?! I don't even really ship it, it's just a great dynamic)

Katara/Zuko (both Zukka and Zutara and pretty great...but I don't feel Zutara. There was UNDENIABLE chemistry and they were better than Kataang but I just...don't vibe? Idk, you guys get it, right? How sometimes you just can't vibe with good things? I like zutara, i just can't force myself to love it and I don't have to explain my preferences to anyone.

Katara/Haru (from what I remember they were similar in age and he was awesome so yeah)

Mako/Death (this is a joke. But really, I hate Mako with a passion. He can die in a hole for all I care.)

Korra/Asami (I think there could have been more build-up but not a bad ship at all)

Korra/Bolin (yep, I multiship. He's just so awesome and deserves good things.

I don't know any further than that, I'm only on Book 2 of LOK

The Hunger Games
Katniss/Peeta (It's called Everlark, ya nasties! Also, Gale was the reason Prim died...Geez, dude!)

FourTris (I mean, I wasn't all that sad when Tris was the fact that Four had just lost Uriah (Whose death did make sad) and now...yeah.)
Uriah/Marlene (*cries softly*)
Shauna/Zeke (He- She- Wheelchair- Uriah- AAHHH)

Magnus Chase
Alex/Magnus (Rick said to call this ship 'Beatrice' and I *choked*)

Kane Chronicles


The Mortal Instruments

I haven't finished the series so for now...just no one

We defended The Stone
We found The Chamber
We freed The Prisoner
We were chosen by The Goblet
We joined The Order
We learned from The Prince
We Mastered The Hallows

We found The Thief
We sailed The Sea
We bore The Curse
We found our way in Labyrinth
We helped the Olympian
We thought it was over
We met The-Hero
We helped The-Son
We followed The-Mark
We got out of The-House
We shed The-Blood
We thought it was over...again.
We found the Oracle
We Heard The Prophecy
We Went Through The Maze (NOOOOOOOO JASON!)
We Destroyed The Tomb
We Shall Climb The Tower

YOUR GUY SIDE( Things I am Are In Bold)

You love hoodies

You love Jeans

Dogs are better than cats

It's hilarious when people get hurt

You've played with/against boys on a team

Shopping is torture

Sad movies suck

You've owned a X- box

Played with Hotwheels as a kid

You've wanted to be a firefighter at one point in time

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega (What now?)

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

You watch sports on TV

Gory movies are cool (Oh yeah.)

You go to your dad for advice

You own a trillion baseball caps

You like going to high school football games

You used to/ do collect baseball/ football cards (But I used to collect Pokemon cards!)

Baggy pants are cool to wear

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a lot of people

Green, Black, Red, Silver, and Blue are one of your favorite colors

You love to go crazy and not care what people think

Sports are fun

Talk with food in your mouth

Sleep with your socks on (I GET COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD)


You wear lip gloss

You love to shop

You wear eyeliner

You wear the color pink (Not often but sometimes)

Go to mom for advice

You consider cheerleading a sport (THE FLIPS! '0')

You hate wearing black (No, it is a beautiful color)

You like hanging out at the mall

You like getting mani-pedis

You like wearing jewelry (FANDOM jewelry)

Skirts/short-shorts are a big part of your wardrobe

Shopping is one of your hobbies

You don't like the movie Star Wars (I've only watched a bit though so I can't say)\

You were/are in gymnastics/dance (Gymnastics can probably save your life. I despise classical dance but dance is fun when it's MY WAY!)

It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up (What make-up? But maybe sometimes when I sing in the shower...)

You smile a lot more than you should (It makes people wonder...)

You have more than ten pairs of shoes

You care about what you look like

You like wearing dresses when you can

You like wearing body spray/ perfume/ cologne (I HATE THE SMELL!)

You love the movies (IT'S SO DARK!)

Used to play with dolls when you were a kid (When I was A KID! Now, Barbies make me barf.)

Like putting make-up on somebody else for the joy/joke of it (They get mad because I make them look like a clown)

Like being the star of everything

GUY SIDE= 14/25

GIRL SIDE=8/25...This concerns me slightly.

We all love bashing Twilight so...

Q: Why can't Edward read Bella's mind?
A: There's nothing to read!

Q:Why aren't there vamps living now?
A: They killed themselves after reading Twilight!

Q:How do you stop Jacob Black from annoying you?
A: Throw a stick and yell 'Fetch!'

Q:How do you kill a brain?
A:Put it in a room with Stephanie Meyer and her books, and wait a minute!

"You say Twilight, I say Harry Potter
You say Vampires, I say Wizards
You say Renesmee, The Half-Blood Vampire, I say Snape, The Half-Blood Prince
You say Jacob Black, I say Sirius Black
You say Team Edward, I say Team Weasley
You say Robert Pattinson, I say "That's Cedric Diggory"
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect couple? I say that's Ron and Hermione.
You say Bella. I say "That's Bellatrix."
You say Stephanie Meyer, I say "That's She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named!"

PONDER THIS, PEOPLE! (I made up the ones in Italic)

Why is it necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

How are two people better than one? If you are starving, one person is better because the food will last longer, right?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

If rapping is just fast poetry with a beat, then do people who think rapping is cool say that poetry is lame?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. Shouldn't that be where the work stops?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Everyone makes that joke about 'the guy who said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door' but I've seen revolving doors get slammed!

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men?

If I throw something down, it goes down. If I throw something up, it goes down. GRAVITY!

It's not my fault it fell! Gravity made it go down and Newton discovered gravity, so blame Newton!

Harry Potter vs. Twilight

In HP: Vampires die in the sun
In T: Vampire sparkle in the sun...

In HP:Werwolves are AWESOME!
In T: Werwolves are pedeophiles

In HP: The main character travels to an awesome magic school in Scotland
In T: The main character has a 109 year-old guy watching them sleep

In HP:The bad-guy is a noseless, bald freak with a snake who's name is VOLDEMORT!
In T: The bad-guys are posh vampire that have dumb plans and are killed by Edward every time

In HP: When the man Hermione loved left her, she continued to search for Horcruxes so they could save the world.
In T: When the man Bella loved left her, she went numb for months and threw herself off a cliff.

Harry Potter all the way!


In remembrance to Severus Snape. A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor. Without all the red and gold.
In remembrance to Fred Weasley. Who fought bravely till the very end. Whose jokes will forever brighten his other half. And loyally await his soul mate and brother with many jokes. He's got forever to think of them right?
In remembrance to Dobby. Who was more free and full of love than any elf and most humans.
In remembrance to Remus Lupin. The last real marauder. Who wasn't just a wonderful father,an amazing husband and a brave hero, but also a freaking
awesome werewolf!
In remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks. Who died for the greater good. And would hex me for calling her Nymphadora. She amused and amazed us all
with her metamorphmagus abilities. And was a great friend, mother, and wife.
In remembrance to Alastor 'Mad-eye' Moody. Who's motto 'constant vigilance' kept him alive. And scared the heck out of some kids too.
In remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a Voldemort. Who was pretty cool and cute when he was young. But got his butt kicked in the end.
In remembrance to Albus Dumbledore. Whose past wisdom confused us. Whose seeming betrayal shocked us. But who was a pretty alright guy in the end. Despite the whole 'almost killing Harry thing.'
In remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange. Because it's awesome how Molly Weasley slapped her with that Avada Kedavra. She deserved everything she got and more.
In remembrance to Colin Creevey. Who we really didn't know too well. But who took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war. So he must have done something good. Besides stalking Harry.
In remembrance to Hedwig. Harry's first real friend. Who lived and died soaring.
The Harry Potter Pledge:

I promise to remember Harry when it's time to be courageous.
No matter what happens, and no matter how outrageous
I promise to remember Ron when someone feels overshadowed
When I am pushed to the side and the spotlight borrowed
I promise to remember Hermione when someone's teased for being smart
And to remember that we are judged by the goodness of our hearts
I promise to remember James and Lily when someone dies before their time
Especially if it's in their prime
I promise to remember Dumbledore and help the greater good
To help the world and always to what he would
I promise to remember 'I solemnly swear I'm up to no good'
Like the marauders truly understood
I promise to remember Fred and George when someone needs a laugh
And try not to be sad when out of two remains only half
I promise to remember Lupin and fight for human rights
Even when the rest of the world never sees your real plight
I promise to remember Tonks when I feel hyper and cheery
And lift up the spirits of those who feel dreary
I promise to remember Hedwig who lived and died soaring
Her presence makes everything anything but boring
I promise to remember Percy when ambition gets the best of me
And to never ever leave the family that loves me
I promise to remember 'constsnt vigilance' for Moody's sake of course
And in the face of enemies to never show remorse
I promise to remember Hagrid who sees beauty through the ugly
Even if it can get bloody
I promise to remember Neville when I stand up for what is right
Even if I'm the only one to fight
I promise to remember the Golden Trio when a friend says they'll be there
Together our hardships we must bear
I promise to remember Ginny when I must face my fears
And fight despite my being young in years
I promise to remember Dobby when I fight for freedom
And no matter what the world says I can be anyone
I promise to remember Luna when I dare to be different
Even if sometimes i feel insignificant
I promise to remember Draco when I make a bad choice and pay for it
But my enemy forgives me despite our disagreements
For Harry potter changed my life
Despite it being long
And no matter what anyone says
I will always sing its song


1. Harry Potter
2. Luna Lovegood
3.Lily Evans
4. Hermione Granger
5.Remus Lupin
6. Minerva McGonagall
7. Neville Longbottom
8. Nymphadora Tonks
9. Narcissa Malfoy

Have you ever read a 5/3 fic?
Yes. And I do. Not. Ship! Lame is one of my OTPs! Though boring people call them Jily!

What would 9 say if they found out 6 and 2 were together?
She probably wouldn't care that much but she might say 'EWW, EWW, EWW!'

10/8 or 10/3?
Umm...George/Fred and Tonks (10/8) is the better option. But Remadora for life!

7/4 or 7/1?
Ugh! Probably...Neville and Hermione? But then Hermione leaves him for Ron and Neville gets with Hannah, like canon!

2/6 or 2/9?

What would 5 say if 8 killed 4?
Uh, probably, "Why was I in love with you?"

10 falls in love with 9 but 7 kills 8 and 9 jumps off a cliff so 10 ends up married to 3.
George/Fred falls in love with Narcissa but Neville kills Tonks so Narcissa jumps off a cliff and Fred/George get married to Lily?' The only part that makes sense is that MAYBE Narcissa would be sad that Tonks died because she's her niece! Imma stop playing this...


I promise to remember Percy when a warrior fights on and on
I promise to remember Annabeth when someone's been there all along
I promise to remember Grover when follows a dream
I promise to remember Tyson when someone leads a team
I promise to remember Jason whenever someone falls from the sky
I promise to remember Leo when someone's mother dies
I promise to remember Thalia when someone goes beyond and above
I promise to remember Piper when someone falls in love
I promise to remember Frank when parents go to war
I promise to remember Reyna for those dedicated to the core
I promise to remember Hazel for those who honor peoples trust
I promise to remember Rachel for those who feel they must
I promise to remember Bianca when someone dies too young
I promise to remember Nico for those who go unsung
I promise to remember Luke for those who make bad decisions
I promise to remember the demigod traitors for those who cause division
I promise to remember the Olympians for those who meddle in affairs

But more than this I swear, to never forget this world, to never not care.
I promise to never grow old enough to regard this as simple stuff.
For Percy Jackson changed my life.
And I'll love this gang through war and strife.

Percabeth or Perachel?

Perachel! Haters gonna hate, but they had epic chemistry.

Favorite Guy Character?
NICO!. Jason's a close third and Percy second, Grover being fourth.
Favorite girl character?
Thalia!!!! Reyna was great too.
Favorite God?
Favorite Goddess?
Zeus, Poseidon or Hades?
Hades. I feel for him!
Is Luke good?
Would you join the hunters?
Archery or Sword?
IM or Hermes Express?
Favorite Minor God?
Year-rounder or just summer?
Just summer
Favorite Minor Character?
Ethan or Luke?
Favorite Monster?
Tyson the Cyclops
Camp Half Blood or Camp Jupiter?
Camp HAlf Blood!



It can mean 'in relation to' or it can mean 'love to a lesser degree'.

It does not, and will never, mean 'I need to say something in the middle of my sentence so I'll say this.'

You wouldn't say "Do you, in relation to, want to, love to a lesser degree, get some, in relation to, ice cream?"

So don't say "Do you, like, want to, like, get some, like, ice cream!"

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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

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If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (and in my iPod, and in my CD player, and in my computer, and on the radio. Music is everywhere)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

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The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe),QuickCookie, xx . mari . xx RANDOMNESS96 xoxoxo, demigod ravenclaw

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If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you

I hear your silence loud and clear

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet!

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths

'May God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and a big bag of money.'

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

'I would love to have a battle of the wits with you but you appear unarmed.

Actual Labels On Actual Things

2. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children (How do I use it then?)

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping (But that's the only time I curl my hair!)

4. Candle: Warning: A burning candle is fire (*gasp*)

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking (Oh, but I always eat my pizza frozen!)

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (I'm seriously concerned, who did this?)

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts (It only contains ONE part though...)

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children (I'm hoping this was a typo...)

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (They prosecute dead bodies????)

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping (... I am speechless...)

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap (How, exactly?)

12. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (Who would have guessed?)

13. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Again, that's the only time I work on my hair!)

14. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Ah, the shoplifter special!)

15. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (Just a suggestion...)

16. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

17. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (What did you think?)

18. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (But that would save time!)

Harry Potter Fandom: I want to go to Hogwarts!
Percy Jackson Fandom: I want to go to Camp Half Blood/ Camp Jupiter!
Hunger Games Fandom: I'm good...

Thanks for taking the time to read my profile! Now please take the time to read my stories!

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Hamilton Randomness by A very obsessed fangirl reviews
Are you obsessed with Hamilton? Do you love annoying people? Well, read this story! References, jokes, translation fails, memes, parodies- this has it all. Occasional stuff from other musicals.
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,212 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/22 - Published: 3/23/2019
Dear Fanfiction Writers, by its-prongsie reviews
Letters from PJO characters to fanfiction writers. Idea from H o r i z o n s. Possible HP letters later.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 7/13
you make me a believer by The Crownless Geeks reviews
Everything changes when the letter comes - when he meets the others, and something simply slots into its right place in his mind. Yes, his mind whispers. This is it - this is who I am. Alex closes his eyes, and Alexander opens them. [Reincarnation AU]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,049 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 4/3/2017
The Tudor Siblings by omelettethemusical reviews
You've heard the story of Henry VIII's wives, but what about his children? Parody of "The Schuyler Sisters" from Hamilton.
Six - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10 - Complete
Hamilton is Faulty and Heres Why by God-Help-Me-Please reviews
You guys' all know the hit broadway musical, Hamilton: An American Musical, right? Well, did you know- they were actual people with thoughts, feelings, and ideas that effected our modern-day society as well? This is an essay deconstructing this musical, and it contains plenty of salt as I get thoroughly fed up with the toxic side of it's fandom. *cross-posted on ao3
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,812 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3 - A. Hamilton, T. Jefferson, G. Washington - Complete
Harry Potter and the Underestimated Best Friend by ViviTheFolle reviews
Missing moments, different points of view, unseen events; all centred on Ronald Weasley, written by someone who got tired of all the Ron-bashing. It's the life of an ordinary kid nobody pays much attention to... and that's too bad, because he's quite an extraordinary kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,240 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 11/29/2017 - Ron W.
Percy Jackson, What If by ForestCat21 reviews
If you're a Harry Potter fan, then you might have read the legendary Harry Does Different. While I'm not joemjackson, I'm trying the idea out on Percy Jackson. This is just one-shots on how things could have been different in the world of Percy Jackson. Please don't take this seriously, I'm just messing around. (Cover art belongs to Burdge from Deviantart)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 12/15/2019
Love Doesn't Discriminate by Trekkiehood reviews
On a July night in 1791 Maria Reynalds knocks on the wrong door. This causes history to play out in a very different way. Until 1798 when another scandal rocks Hamilton's life. When an old friend of Eliza's appears, Alexander soon realizes there is more than only friendship between them. His love for Eliza coupled with his numerous and deep insecurities may do more harm than good.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,357 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/31/2019 - Published: 9/7/2019 - A. Hamilton, Eliza S., OC - Complete
Reading Blood of Olympus by anenomenome reviews
It's 8 BCE, and the gods have just finished fighting the first giant war when a group of teenagers fall from the sky, bringing with them quite a tale to tell. Or rather, read.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,793 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 11/24/2019 - Published: 6/23/2018 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Leo V., Reyna R.
greeting old nightmares with new eyes by morgana's mooncalf reviews
1999, Seventh Year. During Potions Class, Harry finds himself having to confront (comparatively) old nightmares. One-Shot/Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
i'm finished, i'm finished! by Twins 'n Fandoms reviews
A silly side-fic featuring a very worn-out Lin-Manuel Miranda pestered by the ghost of a historical figure late in the night. (Happens in bettyslilcrazy22's Watching Themselves fic!)
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2019 - A. Hamilton, T. Jefferson
React to Hamilton by she-who-hears reviews
Our dear, old, white founding fathers react to the cultural phenomenon that is Hamilton: An American Musical.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 52,721 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 7/27/2019 - Published: 1/22/2017 - A. Hamilton, A. Burr, Eliza S., P. Schuyler
Time Again to Rise Up by C.A. Crest reviews
Alexander Hamilton was one of the nation's most important founding fathers that history almost forgot. Alex Hathaway is a college kid in the year 2018 who keeps running into people who think they know him, but they must be crazy. Basically a story about the founding fathers and company reincarnated as modern college kids/teachers. They all remember their past lives, all but Alex.
Hamilton - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,866 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/1/2019 - Published: 8/2/2018 - A. Hamilton, A. Burr, Lafayette
Not needed, the aftermath by ViviTheFolle reviews
I recently read something that almost had me spontaneously combust with rage and this pretty much wrote itself. The original story is "Not needed" by Romantic Silence; sorry for hijacking your story… but not really.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,129 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nobody Needs To Know by 7fandomsandcounting reviews
His enemies destroyed his rep, America forgot him. There was a reason for that. His whole life, his whole legacy boiled down to this one moment. He could feel the magic running through his veins. "What are you?" Burr asked, backing away in horror. He smiled. "I am what I was meant to be." What if Hamilton was a wizard? ...So much appears different, but everything remains the same.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,872 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/9/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - A. Hamilton, J. Laurens, Lafayette, Eliza S.
Dudley Dursley and the Quest for Truth by books101 reviews
When Dudley Dursley and his parents are forced to spend a year with-gasp!- witches and wizards, Dudley decides this is the opportunity to learn more about his apparently famous cousin. Potterwatch, tall tales and magic, oh my! Rating changed for safety...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,448 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 1,392 - Updated: 8/14/2017 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Dudley D.
Harry Potter and the Curse of Cursed Child by JoeMerl reviews
All was well...before somebody wrote a stupid play about Harry and his family. A one-shot for all of my fellow "Cursed Child" deniers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/31/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Ginny W., Albus S. P. - Complete
Birthdays by AmiliaPadfoot reviews
Next gen fic. James stumbles upon something in his father's office and discovers that seeing is believing. No, not actual time travel per say...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,419 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 7/9/2017 - Published: 5/2/2011 - James S. P., Harry P.
Colourless by adomaniccatnerd reviews
Thalia Grace was renowned around camp for her 'punky' style, famous for her signature black. That's what's said, anyway. And she isn't about to correct them anytime soon- she's lived this long keeping Jason secret, she can keep it that way a little longer. Even if she hates it, and her life has become colourless. But Jason coming back from the dead? That's a whole different story..
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,950 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2017 - Annabeth C., Luke C., Thalia G., Jason G. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7140 - Favs: 14,875 - Follows: 11,621 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Watching A Very Potter Senior Year by Muggleborn Demigod reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Malfoy, Snape, Dumbledore, Remus, Sirius, Fred, and George were transported to a mysterious room by a very cliché flash of light. There, they watched 'A Very Potter Musical' and 'A Very Potter Sequel'. But now that's over and they're joined by Neville and Luna to watch A Very Potter Senior Year! Sequel to 'Watching A Very Potter Sequel'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,815 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P.
Harry Runs Into An Old Muggle Classmate by LumosSword134 reviews
One-Shot. Harry runs into a an old Muggle classmate from primary school while out in London with Ginny, Ron, and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 304 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Heroes of Olympus Parody by DarkPaladin000 reviews
From the writers of 'The Lightning Thief Parody', we all now proudly present this fanfic because the last one wasn't ridiculous enough. So now, we'll be covering all of the second Gigantomachy in this fanfic, so it will be longer, but it will also take more time to update.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,984 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Percy J.
Love's Labor's Lost by ChickWithThePurpleGuitar reviews
Nico asks Hazel for relationship advice. It sorta works, until he realizes that they were not even remotely on the same page. Oneshot. Pre-SoN. One-sided Percico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Nico A., Hazel L. - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3164 - Favs: 20,947 - Follows: 8,106 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Muggleborn Headcanons by Dominican Girl reviews
These are just some Muggleborn headcanons that I decided to write about based on some posts from tumblr that I thought would be fun to write. They're only drabbles, so they aren't very long, but each one has a "chapter". Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 79 - Published: 10/16/2014
Coming out of the Closet by Lord of the Ring Pops reviews
House of Hades spoilers! Nico meets with Percy to have a serious talk. He has really bad timing. Not slash. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Watching A Very Potter Sequel by Muggleborn Demigod reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Malfoy, Snape and Dumbledore were transported to a mysterious room by a very cliché flash of light. There, they watched 'A Very Potter Musical'. But now that's over and they're joined by Remus, Sirius, Fred and George to watch A Very Potter Sequel! Sequel to 'Watching A Very Potter Musical'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 52,254 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
An Inconvenient Truth by MissSwissish reviews
Petunia overhears a troubling converstion. Because Privet Drive couldn't be THAT oblivious. Mentions child neglect
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 174 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
The Lightning Thief Parody by DarkPaladin000 reviews
A parody of the Lighting Thief. No, it's not supposed to make sense. Enjoy! Continued in the Heroes of Olympus Parody.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,963 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Poseidon, Percy J. - Complete
Watching A Very Potter Musical by Muggleborn Demigod reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Malfoy, Snape, and Dumbledore are transported to a mysterious room by a very cliché flash of light. There, they are told to watch a very hilarious parody musical about Harry called 'A Very Potter Musicical'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Letters by Morning Lilies reviews
In the final months of the war, Harry entrusted Ron with a bundle of parchments marked 'just in case'. More than seventeen years later, Teddy accidentally unroots a bit of the past. But once he starts reading, he can't stop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,445 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 2,672 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Romans Read The Lightning Thief by OfScarsAndPain reviews
Percy, Reyna, Jason, Octavian, Hazel, Frank, and Nico are sent to a random room in the middle of nowhere to read about Percy's adventures. Will Percy survive from the humility? Will Nico recover from his time with Gaia? Will Octavian throw his distrust for the Greeks away? Why are they obsessing over The Hunger Games? Find out here!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,412 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Percy J., Reyna R.
Unborn Controversy by TrackRunner73 reviews
"What about Rachel?" "I'm not naming my child after your ex." "She's not my ex!" Percy and Annabeth try to find a name for their unborn child.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Harry's Job Application by Idlewild Isbold reviews
Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 282 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Olives by omfg it's sophie reviews
Vernon Dursley & Peter Pettigrew. Written for a 'challenge'. [R&R]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Vernon D., Peter P. - Complete
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 3144 - Favs: 3,756 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2820 - Favs: 7,165 - Follows: 590 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Second-To-Last reviews
Aang wasn't the only airbender to escape the attack. The rest are long dead but their descendants remain in the world. After the war finally ends, they are found at the Western Air Temple. Can Aang finally make peace with the ghosts of his past and come to terms with his own heritage? Ft. Hakoda, Bato, Aang, Katara, Sokka, Toph, Zuko and Suki and an Azula redemption arc.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25
Simulations and Satire reviews
Slight spoilers for my story May The Best Series Win. Basically, I've thrown everyone into the BrantSteele Hunger Games generator. Enjoy! Rating for major violence. Suicide, Illness, Starvation, Strangling...y'know, the Hunger Games. If that bothers you, please don't read this but it's in no way explicit. Ft. My Commentary. Harry Potter & PJO but may feature other fandoms.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18
But, Let's Say reviews
Either bigger problems or easier solutions for the Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus universe(seriously, some of these would have been the ideal thing to do) Alternatively: GIANT BLARING PLOT-HOLES OR THINGS I THOUGHT NEEDED TO HAPPEN. I don't own these characters, books and I only own some of these situations (most of them).
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,973 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/11 - Published: 7/17 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
May The Best Series Win! reviews
What happens when 12 demigods and 12 wizards fight in the Hunger Games? Chaos, bloodshed and unresolved grudges. That's what happens. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,249 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/3 - Published: 9/28/2019
11:00 reviews
What's the chance of someone meeting multiple people at the time they were prophesied to meet their soulmate? "No one." Hermione said slowly. "It's never happened before." Survival of Avada Kedavra had never happened before either. Written for Soulmate September.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20 - Complete
Don't Throw Away Your Shot reviews
Another Reincarnation AU! When our Gang is reincarnated in the present day, they are desperate to find each other...and it's a slow process. Historically accurate as I could make it- I tried. No ships till later chapters. I don't own the musical, if you haven't realized.
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,645 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/20 - Published: 8/25/2019 - A. Hamilton, Eliza S., Angelica S., G. Washington
The Sea and the Sky reviews
Grover knows a lot more than people think. And he knows that Percy and Thalia will always be his best friends. Sorry about the lack of Annabeth, the ending is weird, I know. I'm not Rick Riordan. On with the story. (This was saved in my docs as "GiveGroverLove2k20" that's all you need to know.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/13 - Grover, Juniper, Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
Reading the demigod files at camp jupiter reviews
Reading the demigod files at camp jupiter. There will be no actual recitation of the books. DISCONTINUED!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/27/2019 - Published: 7/6/2018 - Complete
Sprinting reviews
Harry was used to people knowing who he was- he wasn't used to knowing them too. I DON'T OWN THIS SERIES!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/27/2019 - Published: 10/27/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., OC - Complete
That Would Be Enough reviews
Percy Jackson One-Shot in celebration of Tyrant's Tomb. Jason-Thalia sibling stuff. I AM NOT RICK RIORDAN.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2019 - Complete
The Dursley Dilemma reviews
The Dursley's have a problem: they keep running into witches and wizards while doing perfectly normal activities! If you want a chapter dedicated to you, leave a review with the criteria included in the A/N at the end of Chapter 1 and the beginning and end of Chapter 13. I OWN NOTHING!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 19,139 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/7/2019 - Published: 5/18/2019 - [Petunia D., Vernon D.] Dudley D., Marge D. - Complete
The Muggleborn Sentiment reviews
Muggleborn/Raised students casually drop references that literally confuse everyone else. Probably doesn't follow the original timeline. I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT OC's and PLOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 8/10/2019 - Complete
A Surprise reviews
"Percy?" Annabeth asks. "Not here." Sally confirms. She admits that it was a shock to open her door and see 3 demigods, a Cyclops and 2 satyrs. But they're here for an important cause. One-Shot. Written for Percy's Birthday.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/18/2019 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] [Paul B., Sally J.] - Complete
Rewind reviews
After Voldemorts death, the trio find themselves in the past. In 1977. Now, they have to keep the marauders from finding out and get back to their own time. Not to mention, Hermione and Ron have to pass as teachers. Oh no, not again! I AM NOT J.K ROWLING! NO LONGER ON HIATUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/16/2019 - Published: 4/21/2019 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Remus L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Heir of Ravenclaw reviews
What if Helena wasn't Rowena Ravenclaw's only child? What if she had a son? Meet Dade Ravenclaw. Good! Slytherin I AM NOT J. K ROWLING AND I OWN NOTHING!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 19,145 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2019 - Published: 4/24/2019 - Salazar S., Helga H., Godric G., Rowena R. - Complete
Lightning Strikes reviews
SPOILERS FOR THE BURNING MAZE! Jason Grace went to Valhalla after fighting Caligula. There, he meets Annabeth's cousin...not that they realize so at the time. I OWN NOTHING!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/16/2019 - Published: 6/24/2019 - Thalia G., Apollo, Jason G., Magnus C. - Complete
A Trigger Changes A Lot reviews
When Hera took Percy and Jason's memories, she knew that if they met someone from their past life, it would act as a trigger. When Jason meets Thalia and Percy meets changes quite a lot, the second more than the first. One-shot. I OWN NOTHING!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2019 - Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G., Jason G. - Complete
The First Rose reviews
A short poem in remembrance to Primrose Everdeen.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2019 - Prim E. - Complete