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Joined 07-20-06, id: 1095602, Profile Updated: 06-17-09
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Hey All...

I'm definitely more of a reader than a writer, but oh well. I still enjoy the sight, and even review occasionally...

Please note:

That means I don't necessarily review every story I read. Yes, I know, I'm a horrible person. If I didn't review yours, please don't take it personally. Although, if you cared enough about the lack of review to check out my profile, I suppose I owe it to you...

If I did review, consider yourself worthy of such a great honor. ;-) Lol.

Everything You Never Wanted To Know About Me:

My name is Dani (short for Danielle... but no one ever calls me that).

I'm an American (New York, baby! The state, not the city)

I'm a 18-year-old girl

...I'm also 6 feet tall.

I have crazy, thick, curly-when-it-wants-to-be brown hair that goes to my shoulder blades and refuses to behave.

My eyes are kind of interesting. They're an ever-changing color (seriously, one day they're brown, then they're green, then green and blue, then hazel... you just never know).

I have started to laugh at sarcastic things in a "har har" kind of way (yes, I know I sound like a pirate... thank you Captain Obvious).

Giving a running commentary to your life is kind of fun. I tend to do it quite a bit. What's a girl to do? ((attempts to look innocent)) Yeah! Kind of like that... only worse.

I am addicted to Harry Potter Fan Fiction... seriously, it's worse than crack. Specifically the Remus/Sirius and Harry/Draco types, but I'll read almost all. I've also decided I'm in love with 4 of the Weasley boys, and have a soft spot for Katie/Fred, for some reason. What can I say?

Twilight has also taken over my life. I discovered the series about two weeks before Breaking Dawn came out, and absolutely DEVOURED all the books. Stephenie Meyer is a genius. The end. So, of course, after reading the whole series three or four (or seven) times, I still had some lingering "what if...?" thoughts. Where to turn now, but to fan fiction? I couldn't have been the only one with these lingering "what if"s, and it's amazing to see what some of these amazing authors can come up with. Twilight will forever have a spot in my heart.

I rarely read other fandoms, unless I know the author.

I read all sorts of ships and stories, but I will REFUSE to read your story if you have bad grammar/spelling (99.9 percent of all computers have spellcheck, if you're not intelligent enough to use it, you're not intelligent enough for me to bother with).

Random Words of Wisdom:

I'd offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals. ~Anon.

Don't wait. All that happens is you get older. ~Larry McMurtry

It's hard to live your life in color and tell the truth in black and white. ~Unknown

Be who you are and say what you feel, for those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss

Derive happiness from good health and a bad memory. ~Ingrid Bergman

Someone should sue Disney for making every girl believe she has a Prince Charming. ~Unknown

Life with guys is like a deck of cards--you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to beat them, and a spade to bury the bastards! ~Unknown

The only thing worse than ignorance is arrogance. ~Albert Einstein

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die today. ~James Dean

Don't judge those who try and fail. Judge only those who fail and try. ~H. Jackson Brown


I don't really know what else to put, but that's no big deal, because no one is likely to be reading this anyway, considering I am not exactly a great author.

If you do exist and just read all that randomness, you deserve a medal for your commendable efforts.

Have a nice day!

~Smiley0531 ;-) :-) :-D

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Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 19950 - Favs: 12,637 - Follows: 5,321 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
The Taming Of Harry Potter by Mel J1701 reviews
For young Harry Potter, a cupboard under the stairs was luxury compared to the conditions he has been kept in since he was seven years old...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,758 - Reviews: 1929 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 2,095 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Every Other Midnight by Kathryn's NomDePlume reviews
Professor Potter and Head Girl Lily Evans... The Dark Decline
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 932,487 - Reviews: 4259 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 1/7/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5319 - Favs: 6,725 - Follows: 3,287 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5737 - Favs: 3,784 - Follows: 2,061 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
The Marauders' Last Stand by Jack Fantom reviews
In their last year at Hogwarts the Marauders work to make this their best year yet. Looking for fun, pranks and love. Will their plans work out? Romance and Action with a bit of Angst to spice things up. JamesXLilly SiriusXOC RemusXOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,334 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 11/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The List by HermioneCrookshanks919 reviews
The List named everyone who thought they were a couple. In other words, all of Hogwarts. Now Harry and Hermione have to prove that they're just friends. The only problem is, even they're starting to wonder if their names belong on The List…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,974 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W. - Complete
He Wants to Remember More Than He Wants to Forget by xxanglophilexx reviews
He doesn’t like looking at the photographs. He can remember details unlike other people. His mind is better than photographs. So he packs them all away. ::: Remus reflects on Peter, James, Lily, and Sirius. Angsty. RLSB. JPLE. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Certain Kind of Madness by xxanglophilexx reviews
Sirius admits his feelings for Remus to Minerva McGonagall. Minerva decides to take matters into her own hands and get them together. After all, it's all for the greater good, right? Right... Fourshot. RLSB. JPLE. MMAD. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,824 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Yummy by Psycho Hippy reviews
The real reason that Sirius loves chocolate. RLSB onesided. Oneshot. SLASH! Rated for innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Tale of Two Puppies by KawaiiTenshi27 reviews
MWPP era. My first HP fic, and the rating is for the future. In a nutshell, the boys are at Hogwarts. Eventual SBRL (if you don't like slash, don't read it) and JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,345 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Subtlety, Thy Name is Sirius Black by rekahneko reviews
After Remus pokes fun at Sirius for his lack of subtlety, a bet is made. Can Remus get a date without resorting to obvious methods? Slash RLSB COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,764 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Of Envelope Glue, Twitching, & Two Percent Chances by xxanglophilexx reviews
At 8:10 am on April 13, 1976, Sirius Black will realize that Remus Lupin fancies him. And if Remus stops twitching and remembers to breathe long enough to have a proper conversation, he may realize something, too. RLSB. SLASH. ONESHOT. Some JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,127 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Unspoken Thing by xxanglophilexx reviews
Sirius comes out to James while Remus is listening behind them. A humorous oneshot. MWPP. RLSB. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Love, Honor, Quidditch by The Werewolf Mage reviews
Marauders 7th Year fic. Has OCs, some lighthearted moments, some stupid moments, some Peterbashing, just a bit, and, most importantly, LJ. Rating and Genres subject to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 50,657 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
James Potter Almost Never Loses by CrazieDasie reviews
...but is always right. A not so innocent staring contest between the Maruaders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
I'll Take it Shaken, Not Stirred by Jewels5 reviews
Mix: 1 portion each of mystery, mayhem, and murder. Add: James, Lily, spies, school, and sarcasm. Stir in: 1 tablespoon each of chaos and enmity. Blend using: sense of humor and ability to read. Serve: shaken, not stirred...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 241,427 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 6/8/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hogsmeade Kiss by LJS4everandAlways2 reviews
Prequel to the Harry Potter series. It starts in the Marauders 6thyear and goes to the fateful night in October where Harry Potter became a hero and Lily and James became mere ghosts of the past. This story is about them. Mostly preHBP and OotP. RR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 227,374 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 2/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Your Kiss is On My List by confessions.of.katijane reviews
Katie Bell has a list. A list of very specific traits she wants in a boyfriend, all ending with the perfect kiss. But what started out as innocent fun, is now showing her what she never before noticed...FWKB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,539 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Katie B., Fred W. - Complete
All Hail James Potter by juxtaposed reviews
All Hail James Potter, or Why You Should Both Take A Minute From Your Incessant Shagging To Thank Me, You Ungrateful Gits: A Letter to Mssrs. Sirius O. Black and Remus J. Lupin, from M. James D. Potter. James was really the matchmaker, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
One Night Stand by KawaiiTenshi27 reviews
Werewolves mate for life. What are the consequences of a night of drinking? Slash. SBRL. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,879 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Snogging Nog by Ineffabilitea reviews
In which Sirius pulls off a Christmas prank, Remus makes a list, James is overdramatic, and Peter is concerned for Remus' health. RLSB Slash. Now complete with Part Two: Stripping Solution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
I'll Fly With You by Dark Purple Rain reviews
Wouldbe lovers kept apart by circumstance and fear finally find a way to be together, even if not for long. JPLE RLSB, please review, it makes me happy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Speaking French by juxtaposed reviews
French!Remus. ConfusedbutDetermined!Sirius. Fluff. Written for kicks, really. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,850 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
A Map's Tale by Professor Cricket reviews
The Marauder's Map speaks its mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,862 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Remus L.
Animal Instincts by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
Veterinary science has cured thousands of ailments for almost any type of creature imaginable. But veterinary science hasn't had to deal with the likes of Crookshanks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Hermione G., N. Tonks
Gaining a Son by mysid reviews
How does James's father feel when his son's best friend, his homosexual best friend, moves in with them? MWPP at 15
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,259 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/13/2004 - Published: 2/28/2004 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Facts of Life by Maybe the Moon reviews
Harry is given 'The Talk,' by the only two people who could. Mild slashy undertones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Ambiguously Gay Werewolf by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
James, Sirius, and Peter try to answer one of the age old questions of the world: does Remus Lupin like boys or girls?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Tongue Is An Excellent Aid In CPR by Doctor Strangelove reviews
James trys to explain to Lily why the tongue is a useful tool in CPR. Takes place in their fifth year. Slash [JamesLily, SiriusRemus]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2002 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
James' Girl reviews
A brief glimpse into the life of Remus Lupin. [OneshotSongfic]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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