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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

NOTE: If you don't like Jake, something is WRONG with you.


Favourite Book Boys =P (not necessarily in that order):

Jesse de Silva from the Mediator series (such a gentleman... besides, the scar through his eyebrow sounds sooooooo hottt... not to mention all the babbling on in Spanish whenever he's upset. And of course, 'querida' kills me EVERY TIME)

Paul Slater from the Mediator series (I love how he's so frustratingly slow... Suze doesn't love you back!!... I DO!!)

Jake Ackerman from the Mediator series (I know, okay! But he IS kinda cute in his own sleepy ass way... and he's pretty protective of Suze. i like protective boys. it's really too bad he barely talks at all in the books)

Edward Cullen from the Twilight series (great looks, money, manners, 24 hour protection, love, AND super strength all rolled into one hot, glittery package...need I say more??)

Jasper Hale from the Twilight series (so broody... me likes! and GOD the guy they've casted as Jasper in the movie looks NOTHING like him! he looks okay with brown hair but as a blond... well, the only remotely sophisticated term i can think of is EUUUGH)

Carlisle Cullen from the Twilight series (it's definitely got something to do with this image of him that I have stuck in my head with him in a white coat with a clipboard in his hands, looking all doctory)

Emmett Cullen from the Twilight series (he's such a cutie... I just feel like cuddling him! and i can just hear his 'booming laugh')

Jacob Black from the Twilight series (I LOVE HIM!! Seriously. Exactly as much as I love Edward, not ALMOST as much, like most people say they do. And if you're one of those Jake haters then drop dead. Actually, dont. Go and read VDC and then tell me if you hate him any less because of my superior writing skills :D)

Sam Uley from the Twilight series (ever since I found out about his imprint on Emily, I just can't picture him as the badass werewolf guy anymore. And I like authority figures, and he's the Alpha...)

Quil Ateara from the Twilight series (he imprinted on CLAIRE!! come on people, that is so... well, romantic. sort of.)

Embry Call from the Twilight series (he's so shy... it's the height of cuteness, but maybe its only because I know someone who's really nice and hee REALLY reminds me of Embry)

(Pretty much all the wolf boys from Twilight, really... I love how Stephenie describes them syncronizing their movements and doing things at exactly the same time... maybe THAT'S what they practice while they're 'supposed' to be saving Forks from vampires and stuff. Besides, I want to get imprinted on. Real bad. By Jake, preferably, but I'm not picky)

Tommy Sullivan from Tommy Sullivan is a Freak (Tommy Sullivan is NOT a Freak!! it's the eyes... definitely the eyes)

Ron Weasley from the Harry Potter series (I love himmmmmm!! I've, like, grown up with him. We all have, so most of you should know what I'm talking about. It's like, totally adorable how STOOOPID he is sometimes. It's so cute that it makes me want to slap him. And it helps that Rupert Grint suddenly got hot... or was I the only one surprised during the movie??)

Fred Weasley from the Harry Potter series (Why, JKR, WHY?? Why him??)

Bill Weasley from the Harry Potter series (He's just so incredibly COOL, you know? if I was a guy, I'd want to be just like him... if that makes any sense)

Draco Malfoy from the Harry Potter series (he's such a brat, but you gotta admit, he's hot. Besides, he's rich, and sophisticated, so that makes up for the brattiness)

Zack Rosen from Jinx (He likes seals. Nuff said.)

Dylan (weird long impossible to remember last name... in a cute way.) from the Diary of a Crush series (all the kissing, then ignoring, then kissing some more... not to mention the mood swings... it kind of reminds me of Edward -you remember Twilight, dont you?- minus the spontanious kissing. Besides, he's an artboy.)

Ed Fargo from the Fearless series (I just adore him. He's so funny. Wheelchair or no wheelchair, he's a babe.)

Jordan from The Pact (I like lawyers)

Mitch Hertzog from Boy Meets Girl (he wears Disney ties to work!! for his NIECE!! AND he's a lawyer. AND he doesn't mind getting puked on. Beat THAT!)

Jason what-was-his-last-name-again? from How to be Popular (he's so sarcastic, AND he wears converse high tops. I mean that in itself qualifies him to be up here. Besides, he does push ups, and he's tall, and he calls Steph Crazytop. I wish I had curly hair, just so someone could call me Crazytop.)

Cedric Diggory from the Harry Potter series!! (HOW could I have forgotten him before?? Maybe because he was barely there at all in the books. And all this Robert Pattinson talk reminded me of all the good that was Cedric. Hm... so, why do I like Cedric? Where to start? He's kind, and intelligent, and compassionate, and handsome, and charming, and talented, and modest. He's everything anyone looks for in a person, but he never let it go to his head. He's popular, well-liked, AND shy. I love shy boys. Okay, I love this one. Problem?)


Fave Pairings:

Twilight:

Edward/Bella (I hate to say this, but the book Bella is pretty well suited for him. I mean she's a typical damsel in distress, and he's perfect knight in shining armor material -he's even got a built in armor!)

Jasper/Alice (I just always picture him tolerating her, you know? like, him being all patient and carrying her bags while she goes mad shopping or whatever.)

Jake/Bella (though I really wish he'd just IMPRINT already... Bella SO doesn't deserve him... my poor puppy...)

Mediator:

Jesse/Suze (one word people... aww!!)

Paul/Suze (she'd be good for him. you know, to kick his ass whenever he got too full of himself)

Adam/CeeCee (I was always rooting for them to get together, like, since book one. From even before Meg mentioned CeeCee's crush on him)

Harry Potter

Ron/Hermione (they're both so totally stubborn and they annoy the hell out of each other... it's perfect! Besides I fell for my best friend and we used to fight ALL the time. And it took us AGES to get together too. So I can kind of relate.)

Draco/Hermione (the 'forbidden fruit' and all that)

Draco/Ginny (I keep picturing Ron finding out... it's too funny NOT to like)

Harry/Ginny (not a favourite but I can live with it)

Lupin/Tonks (I LOVED them!! WHY J.K. ROWLING?? WHY??)


If whenever you see or hear the brand "volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrolably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you truely bel ieve, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

Werewolves have enemies?...Only one.

She's all about the extreme sports these days

OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward," ... and it was good.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Guys should be like Edward-rich,strong,and hot

It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life

It will be as if I never existed

Vampires like Baseball?

I could tell you what happened in the first chapter of Breaking Dawn, but then I would have to kill you.

Did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?

Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

Edward Cullen I love you! Oops! Did I say that out loud?

Twilight: because we all secretly own two copies.

Twilight: Because a small part inside of us broke when we realized our boy-friends weren't mythical monsters

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

You are utterly indecent! No one should look so tempting. It's not fair.

Stupid shiny Volvo owner.

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Scraps of Paper by DSieya reviews
A collection of Sheldon and Penny drabbles. sheldon/penny, friendship, romance, angst, alcohol use, fluff, language, etc. UPDATE: Chapter Six, 3.18 The Pants Alternative, 88 words.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Proposition Hypothesis by TheShoelessOne reviews
Sheldon/Penny. "I'm no wizard when it comes to social interactions, but I'm under the strange impression that you're trying to experiment on me, Penny."
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6595 - Favs: 3,571 - Follows: 2,374 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Thanks for the memories by kaki-kitsune reviews
50 years ago, Edward left Bella. They met again and Edward wants bella back. The question is: will Bella still want Edward? rated T just in case. UP FOR ADOPTION
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,859 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Bella
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2855 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
BubbleGum Champion by Heartbroken1 reviews
FINAL CHAPTER IS NOW UP...Edward discovers that Bella has a talent he didn't know about. He should have never told his brothers about it. Let the teasing begin. I changed the rating to M... still only innuendoes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Self Tanner by Insanity's Partner reviews
I pivoted in the mirror, staring at my naked, orange body. Maybe this wasn't such a great idea, after all. [Edward ponders the effects of Self Tanner on a vampire.] [Oneshot]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
Emotional Edward by Insanity's Partner reviews
Upon leaving Bella, Edward is grotesquely depressed. Wait a minute....is that eyeliner?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Chaste Bite by Insanity's Partner reviews
I pulled away from her lips before the temptation could pull me under, but continued kissing her face, her soft forehead, her eyelids, her nose, her cheeks...every inch of her perfect porcelain skin. And then I felt it, on my shoulder. OS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
Airport Fluff by Insanity's Partner reviews
What was Edward's POV when he found Bella wasn't at the airport? What would have happened if Bella had been at the airport? Two seperate One Shots. BxE :]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
Absolutely Ghastly by Insanity's Partner reviews
I felt something at the back of my head, smoothly working the knot, and then tugging it off. Then the feel of his hands were gone, and the blindfold fell off. Then I saw three people I'd only previously seen on television. [Humorous two or three shot.]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 7/2/2007
A Different Decision by Twilighter reviews
What might have happened had Edward gone to Bella's home that first day, rather than to Alaska.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,092 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007
The Cullens plus Amusement Park equals DISASTER! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
The Cullens want to have some family fun together and settle on heading to an amusement park. The boys make bets on who thet think will hit the most rides, and the winner gets to force the others into embarrassing dares...but who will win? NEW CHAPTER UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,480 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
If Edward Could Sleep by PrincesSarah reviews
What if Edward could sleep? What if Bella wasn't the only sleep-talker? Ok, i just thought it would be fun to try this idea out. It has the classic Edward&Bella moments, but also some ATTEMPTED humor. Sooo...yeah.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Dear Diary, I Mean, Journal by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Yo momma is so fat she-” And there we were. Me and Granger. Exchanging “Yo Momma” jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Edward's discovery of Bella's Caffiene Issues by Murmmer reviews
This is when Edward finds out Bella is not so good with caffeine! Super silly! T for language!And cross dressing! should be a good laugh...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/14/2007
Music by Murmmer reviews
If you are the type of person who relates song to your life or books or TV shows this is a collection of songs that all relate to Twilight it some way. If you breathe music this is also a way to music share.Rated because musicians are brilliantly disturbe
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008
Notes by musical-gerbil reviews
What do our favourite Twilight characters do when they're bored during class? Why, pass notes of course!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 11/9/2006
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,405 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
A Flash of Silver by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
I had just seen something that I never thought I would see again in my life. I flash of silver. A Volvo. To be more accurate, a stupid, shiny, silver Volvo. New Moon. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Beautiful by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
Jessica and Lauren threaten Bella to break up with Edward and tell her that she's not worthy. Alice and Rosalie decide to take matters in their own hands. Knowing Alice, this can only lead to a makeover, shopping, and two furious girls- Jessica and Lauren
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,180 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twiliator by LolliliciousLolly reviews
A series of Mediator/Twilight smackdowns, with all our favourite vampires, ghosts, mediators, werewolves, and...well, Bella's just not that special. For the "What If?" Writing Challenge.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008
The Talk by Heartbroken1 reviews
Jacob has concerns about Bella’s innocence. He takes it upon himself to have a ‘talk’ with her before she gets in over her head with her boyfriend. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008
Jumping On The Bed by My-Bella reviews
A classic nursery rhyme with a vampire twist! And a surprising winner!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Gentleman by J Plash reviews
Edward may be a vampire, but he's still a man. Crack fic of the deliciously spine-tingling kind – Edward's more dubious thoughts as he watches Bella sleep one night shortly before the beginning of New Moon. Warning: extreme tormented-Edward hotness :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Testosterone Poisoning by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Jesse and Paul, once again battling for Suze's love...and crotch. And when it's on, it's ON.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
Sex Machine by chickymeg177 reviews
Bella is Edwards sex machine tonight! Yea!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
I JUST BOUGHT A CULLEN! YAY? by bloody ampersand reviews
So you've just bought a CULLEN from CULLEN CORPORATION. First, though, you need to read the owner's manuals. Here they are, and don't skip! Remember what happened when you did that with the coffee maker? Your EDWARD is a lot more complex than that!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008
Cullens: At the Zoo! by yayme2012 reviews
The Cullens want to have a little fun... Emmett gets to see the bears, Alice goes bankrupt in the giftshop, Jasper causes stampedes, and Edward starts slapping a monkey... and you thought he was the sane one!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007
Bella Needs It Bad by chickymeg177 reviews
Bella needs it bad from Edward...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Talk by nothingleft reviews
Edward's continuing worry about being with Bella before she's changed leaves him no choice but to have The Talk with Carlisle. Some things are too important to leave to chance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Sees You When You're Sleeping by Bzou reviews
It's Christmas During New Moon. Edward left Bella to help her, but there's something he HAS to do for her.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Passion by HumidGlue reviews
A beautiful night turns into an evil awakening. Edward has unwillfully lost his humanity, now Bella is in a world that nobody understands...not even herself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,143 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Losing it by Mei0x reviews
Bella and Edward are alone in Bella's room, like they normally are. But Edward is after something this time. Temptation or Commonsense? Which will Bella give in to? After all, he is there until she orders him away. Or will she keep to her vow of 'never?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 11/3/2007
Bella and Alice Pass Notes by sOpHiE123 reviews
I know that no one wants to read another notepassing story, but they're so funny and this is a real note, so I had to put it on FanFiction, because it was just that funny. Just Alice and Bella being gangsta'.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Just A Nightmare? by yayme2012 reviews
PostEclipse. Bella has a bad dream... or is it just a dream? Mwahahaha! Warning: Edward is very OOC...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/2/2007
White Houses by cheriepie89 reviews
Set of drabbles based on White Houses by Vanessa Carlton. It jumps from book to book I suppose, if you squint hard enough.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Flutter by Chloroform Perfume reviews
In moments like these.... AliceJasper drabble
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Instant Darkness Generates Instant Love by HermioneTwin reviews
Fred needs help with a certain new product of his. Hermione hesitantly accepts but will she regret her decision once the lights go out? What could possibly happen to our cute little twosome once total darkness surrounds them? HermioneFred! oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
You Promised by thepandathatrawrs reviews
Promise is a big word. If you break it, you lose a bit of the person's trust.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Doubt by sillybella reviews
Does everyone believe Bella's cliff diving was recreational? Series of drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Complete
Shattered Glass by YoricksSkull reviews
The pain would last her a life time.......Poems based on Twilight,New Moon,Eclipse please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
The Love Lair by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Alice decides to turn the Cullen house into a haunted mansion for Halloween, Esme and Carlisle end up in costume, Emmett gets a new pet, and Rosalie is stuck running errands for Alice all day and then there's Edward. What is with him and candle wax? EB.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
Blushes by redeem reviews
What happens to Edward and Bella on a hot summer day? Written for Alcyone's 52word Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Things You Should Never Do by Sadness-is-Beautiful reviews
50 things you should never, ever, ever do, as demonstrated by the good people...and vampires...and werewolves...of Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
Real Men by KismetHappens reviews
Edward wants to know why Bella has such an obsession with Mr. Clean. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Maybe by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
ONESHOT This is the POV of Katie Marshall, a freshman who sits at Bella's table, the day that Bella 'wakes up' and starts talking again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
Lidia Rua by Alcyone23 reviews
sillybella's July challenge. What passes through Marcus's head when he learns Edward loves a human?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Fishing by sillybella reviews
Twilight Challenge Forum August Challenge: Edward and Bella with the Volturi from the POV of any of the Volturi or their guards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by Angel Ren reviews
Edward mentioned more than once how pleasant Bella's warmth was. Bella began to wonder if a warm bath would feel the same. With a little help from Alice, Bella makes a plan to find out, and rattle the unshakeable Edward Cullen, too. Oneshot. Pure Fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thirsty by sillybella reviews
Parody of Twilight clichés. I've even hit my own stuff with parody. OOC It's a parody, remember? ONESHOT Oh, and it's for Taxi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Gag Gift Day by theenvylover reviews
Bella gets dragged into another Cullen family tradition with some disasterous results
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
The Birds and the Bees by Tee2007 reviews
Carlisle has The Talk with Edward so things are sure to go awry! The new chapter is finally here, thank you for waiting so patiently. Coming up next is Alice and Rosalie having The Talk with Bella, so stay tuned! Rated T for suggestive situations!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
Can't Touch This by KismetHappens reviews
Edward is grounded and Bella decides to have a little fun with him. Was formerly oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007
The Five Senses of Lily Evans by A Shade of Grey reviews
Lily falls in love with James one sense at a time. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/28/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ironic by sillybella reviews
Alice POV about Edward leaving Bella in New Moon. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
A Hairy Predicament by Isabelle Evans reviews
Edward needs to choose his bets more wisely...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
Jasper Checks Out by EllyEcstasy reviews
What Jasper had to got throught when checking out of the hotel. Or what i thought he went through lol
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Like Father Like Daughter by sillybella reviews
How can Bella make Charlie understand why she welcomed Edward back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
The First Bite by EsmeSuicide reviews
Edward can't resist temptation after all. Bella Swan is admitted to the Port Angeles Psychiatric hospital following a massive blood transfusion, in hysterics about vampires. Edward desperately wants to make it up to her, if he can. There are complications
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/16/2007
CONFOUND IT GRANGER! by LeadingLadies9394 reviews
Inspiration was Someone that you're with by Nickelback, He was Draco sodding Malfoy thank you very much! DMHG Oneshot fluff, please review! Written by Leading
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Truth Or Dare by musical-gerbil reviews
The whole gang, at the Cullen house, trapped inside on a rainy night. Add some boredom, and throw in Emmett’s competitiveness, Bella’s clumsy streak, Rosalie’s vanity, Alice’s quirky sense of humour, Edward’s protectiveness, Jasper’s naivety and Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,040 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Complete
Dr Phil's Couch by N.Sidney reviews
Skits describing the happenings of Jacob and Edward on Dr. Phil's couch, in Jerry Springer's uncomfortable looking chairs, and on Oprah's couch! Rated T for some mildly mature humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,449 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 2,465 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Waking Up with Spiders by Baka Deshis reviews
[Ficlet] How do you wake up a sleeping log? [No pairings]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Ron W. - Complete
Tombstone by Baka Deshis reviews
She was once his life, and they were once lovers… Ron x Hermione AU ONESHOT. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The World Has Turned and Left Me Here by attica reviews
But you know what? Once you get going, you can never stop. You just keep owning up, and owning up, and owning up… like a dam. You let out a drop, and out comes the entire river. DHr. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,369 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Why I Love My Truck by sillybella reviews
Bella is always reluctant when Edward wants to buy her a new car. Is there a secret reason she likes her truck so much? And don't worry where they are driving. It doesn't matter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 99 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 3,091 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
No Consolation by Melcangel reviews
“That’s what I feel every time he kisses me, Paul. It’s no consolation. I need you to understand that.” A remake of the school scene between Suze, Paul and Jesse in Twilight Heaven Sent .
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
Logic will Break Your Heart by attica reviews
When his father died, he left him a simple note, and on it was scrawled five very simple words: 'Never marry someone you love.' DracoHermione. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,413 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Do It With Paul Slater by LolliliciousLolly reviews
ALL THE REASONS WHY WE WANNA BOFF OUR SLATER BOY. To the tune of the Android's Do It With Madonna.
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Complete
This Day in Age by PrettyWiccan reviews
All Tom wants is a challenge. Where will he find a girl like that? definately not this day in age.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,361 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
Easily Entertained by sillybella reviews
Exactly how do the Cullens tease Edward before he goes to watch Bella sleep? Comes before Her Worst Nightmare.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Essay on the Polyjuice Potion by formerlyknownasone reviews
Draco attempts to write an essay for Potions, but ends up writing rubbish to fill in spaces... And about a certain someone. DMHG oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
One Last Lullaby by xxdreamlessxx reviews
Lily and Harry's last night together... 'No mother wants their last words to their child to be a lie..' Lily comforts Harry during a storm.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Warm by sillybella reviews
Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Such A Lovely Color For You by fourthiv reviews
She wouldn't give the Death Eaters the satisfaction of hearing her scream. For the first time in Draco Malfoy's life he respected someone who was below him. R&R my lovelies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
StraitJackets Only by LolliliciousLolly reviews
A lollilicious collection of insanely terrifying situations in which the Mediator Characters have been thrown into. Read only if you are two French Fries short of a Happy Meal.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/3/2006
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 139 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
She Died For Love by Vicky-toria reviews
This is a cute story I wrote. Personally my favourite! R&R Ripped from my hands, and yet as I ran in the pouring rain that froze my body to the core, I smiled. I smiled to the streets, I smiled to the misery, and I smiled to him.
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,674 - Reviews: 5962 - Favs: 4,121 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh the Sacrifices One Makes! by HermioneTwin reviews
How can a hair growing hex, a pimple the size of a football and a tiny flask of bubbling liquid ever lead to Draco Malfoy's sudden declaration of love? The reason for this unforgivable behavior? Why, Hermione Granger of course!DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
F l a s h l i g h t by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Nathan Blake. Robin Lawrence. Charles Austin. Bart Ford. Four boys, all dead. A violently haunted exboarding school. A fire in 1969. A man named Cole to run from. A mystery to be solved...and a love to be determined. Busy, aren't we Suze? [FINISHED]
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 446,760 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Complete
Movie Night by Pretty Words reviews
Some JesseSuze Fluff, a short oneshot set Pretwilight but PostHaunted. My first fanfic, please read and review!
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
Infected by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Paul is pissed off that Suze thinks Jesse is oh so perfect, so he infects Jesse with two of the Seven Deadly Sins. Unfortunately, he didn't predict the result of such a deadly combination: Lust and Wrath.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,287 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Bedtime Stories by LolliliciousLolly reviews
It's late, and Suze is stuck with Bedtime Story duty for her darling little Alyssa. When inspiration is running low, Suze thinks up a story that is very close to her heart...Oneshot entry for Spawn of the Mediators MCBC Contest.
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Complete
Autumn Eyes by catapultion reviews
An anecdote told from a person who experienced her first time jumping in a pile of leaves and her first kiss with James Potter—all in one evening.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH HIM? by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Some alternate answers to Paul's outrageous question from Twilight...more random schizophrenia. Kind of...frightening. Enjoy.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/20/2005
Those Pants by LolliliciousLolly reviews
WHAT IF SUZE WAS A GUY CALLED SIMON? How would the Bedroom Scene from Haunted have gone then? God help us all... [ONESHOT]
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Complete
What Girls Like About Guys by FallenMystery reviews
Fluff ... oneshot LilyJames. Started as a list of what my friends and i adore about our guys... turned into a fic, what can i say?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Love's Potion by lolagirl reviews
Hermione and Draco are alone on Valentine's Day, and someone has spiked the butterbeer with a love potion. Chaos ensues. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,462 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ass You Like It by Delilah Wigglesworth reviews
It's Christmas eve in the SimonAckerman household, and things of planetary proportions most definitely are stirring...
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Complete
A Little Piece of Sincerity by Provocative Envy reviews
COMPLETE: Hermione Granger falls in love with the harshly realistic words written on a small scrap of paper she finds on her way to Potions. She loses it, only to have fate play a part in making her the victim of Draco Malfoy's deception. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,145 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Screw You by Caffiene reviews
Short, pointless one-shot. After Twilight, though there's only one spoiler, for Haunted. Paul and Suze have an insult war during music history class. Kind of funny; kind of cute; 101 percent pointless. "T" for a few swears and "adult" references.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
Done With You by LolliliciousLolly reviews
I've won. Suze is mine. Um, okay. So what now? That's all I wanted, right? To win? I did that. I beat Jesse to her. I'm done with her, now... [Oneshot, Paul POV]
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Complete
Sl8er Boi by LolliliciousLolly reviews
FOR READERS OF FLASHLIGHT. The title is rather self explanatory, actually. Hehehe...result of five minutes on MSN Messenger with my penpal who said Skater rhymed with Slater...
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Complete
The Confessional by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Warning: HIGHLY SCARY. Susannah confesses something TOP secret to Monsignor Constantine... erm...well, at least she thinks its him. [Father Dom's POV, one shot]
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Complete
Damned by LolliliciousLolly reviews
She stopped coming to my shifter lessons. Well, I kept my promise. I stopped de Silva from dying in the first place...I just made one mistake. One fatal mistake... [ONESHOT.]
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Complete
Title and Registration by moveablehistory reviews
Sometimes a marriage of convenience is little more that a piece of paper signed and registered. Sometimes, it's a lot more. Written for the LJ dmhgficexchange fall challenge. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Goodbye by Delilah Wigglesworth reviews
One-shot. Can't really explain much, cos it's really short and pointless. But you know. More heartbreak, tears, lost love. That kinda thing. Please don't hate me too much! ;-P
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Complete
Where Is Jesse's VPL? by Delilah Wigglesworth reviews
Jesse wears such tight trousers...how come he doesn't have a visible pantyline? Find out this...and more...
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Complete
Interview by moveablehistory reviews
...It's not about love, it's about commitment... Draco Malfoy explains to Rita Skeeter the curious arrangement with his wife, Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Vampires Don't Cry reviews
A gust of wind blew her scent at me, trying to entice me, reminding me of what I was. I breathed in deeply, taking in as much of her as I possibly could. But I felt no thirst, no desire to taste her. No, just a desire to be closer. Much, much closer.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,239 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007
Oblivion reviews
What if the story had ended before it began? It's different from other fics I've read. Beware: features an impossibly sexy Edward in my opinion . Very short one shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Jacob Black the Big Bad Vampire? reviews
silly little drabble I wrote up on an impulse. tell me if it's any good. :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
It's Not Funny reviews
George returns home to the Burrow after the Hogwarts Battle to find that nothing will ever be the same again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
I Love The Way You Hate Me reviews
“Why did you do that?” I asked. “Get me away from them, I mean. Wasn’t that what you would have wanted?”He frowned and looked at me. “Let’s get one thing straight, Granger,” he said. “I hate you.”“Then why did you do what you did?” I asked again. r&r
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete