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Joined 07-21-06, id: 1096093, Profile Updated: 05-24-14
Author has written 10 stories for Psych, Tin Man, Reaper, and Star Trek: 2009.

About your friendly neighborhood psycho...

Anyone that wants to get a hold of me, PM's are fine, so hit me up that way... or don't. Ain't no thing but a g-string on a chicken wing.

As you can kind of tell, I'm very snarky and nine times out of ten, what I say and what I mean are never exactly similar. So if I offend, I probably didn't mean to...

I work a very demeaning job and there is not a lot of satisfaction to be had, but I have great co-workers that are a joy to be around. They make a few cameos in my work as sort of an homage to how made of awesome they are.

Action flicks and laugh out loud comedies are the quickest ways to my heart and I tend to quote from them a lot. So if something I say in my notes or after thoughts doesn't make sense, it's usually a quote.

I have two inventions of my own that I employ in my works: Flaff (my witty combination of fluff and waff) and DeMarcos Reckoning (my blatant rip-off of Shire Reckoning), wherein I make a time line judgement based on how I want the story to work and no matter what anyone else says, that is what I stick to. It's wonderful for determining ages of characters and years that have passed.

Many of my stories are named after my favorite songs because I am a music junkie. I don't have an iSheep, but I do possess a nice mp3 player and there are close to a thousand songs. If you want the names of the artists, I'm always thrilled to talk shop with a random PM'er.

I am a Juggalette and swing my hatchet proudly! Woo woo!

I am a product of the '80's and at 30 years old, a lot of the stuff coming out today doesn't sit right with me, so refer to the first paragraph if I ever say something that hurts you're feelings.

Slash is my bread and butter but I've dipped into the het waters and it's not that bad, so bear with me on that one as I get accustomed to the temperature.


Salvation and its sequel, Redemption, have been PERMANENTLY decommissioned. We apologize profusely to the people who took the time to write so many lovely reviews for the former, and had put the latter on their follow lists.

Famous people I have met...

Greg Lee (host, Where In The World Is Carmen San Diego?)

Big Chuck & Lil' John (Local celebrities)

Jeffery Nothing (Lead singer of Mushroomhead)

Chris Volz (Lead singer of Flaw)

Paavo Lotjonen (Cellist for Apocalyptica)

Chris Sabbat (voices for Dragonball Z, Fullmetal Alchemist)

Caitlin Glass (voices for Fullmetal Alchemist, Gunslinger Girl)

Monica Rial (voices for Hello Kitty, Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok)

Greg Ayers (voices for Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok, Fullmetal Alchemist)

Rikki Simmons (colorist for I Feel Sick, voices for Invader ZIM)

Jessica Drake (porn star, Manhunters)

Ashlynn Brooke (porn star, Fresh Out Of High School Vol. 5)

Shane 'Blackzilla' Diesel (porn star, Blackzilla series)

Christopher Titus (comedian, Titus, Norman Rockwell Is Bleeding, Love Is Evol)

Zach Ward (actor, A Christmas Story, Titus, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, Transformers)

Combustion by Atlantia reviews
MOVIEVERSE SamxBee. With Megatron defeated and the decepticons MIA, life begins to settle down for Sam. Except that his relationship with Mikaela isn't working, and maybe that's because things with Bumblebee are going a little too well. SLASH. Sequel up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,807 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
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Scream Of The Butterfly reviews
A simple outing to Central City turns into an unexpected nightmare for DG and Azkadellia. Threequel to 'All My Life' and 'Going To The Chapel'. DGxAmbroseGlitch
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,466 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 3/10/2008 - DG, Glitch - Complete
Never Again reviews
McCoy gets drunk, black out - out of his mind drunk. When Kirk comes back to their dorms, McCoy proceeds to beat the tar out of him. The next day, McCoy wakes up with no memory of what happened or what he did. Slash. REVISED 9-24-11.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,209 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Hollow Sky reviews
When McCoy contracts a deadly disease, Kirk and the crew rush to find an elusive cure, which turns out to be just as deadly as the illness. Slash. UPDATED 11-4-2011.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,410 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
A Girl's Other Best Friend reviews
Sam, Sock and Ben need to capture the escaped soul of a 70's porn star while Dean and Sam travel to Seattle when they learn about increased supernatural activity in the area. Supernatural crossover.
Reaper - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,849 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Going To The Chapel reviews
A year later, DG and Ambrose prepare for their wedding day. Sequel to 'All My Life'. DGxGlitchAmbrose. UPDATED 11-6-2011.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,705 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 12/19/2007 - DG, Glitch - Complete
All My Life reviews
A quick trip to the Other Side awakens a forgotten memory, sending DG and Glitch into each others' minds to unveil their deep past connection. DGxGlitchAmbrose UPDATED 11-6-2011.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,961 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/11/2007 - DG, Glitch - Complete
Lies My Lover Told Me reviews
Shawn finally tells Lassiter the truth about not being a psychic. Sequel to If You Can't Beat 'Em, Guess Who's Coming To Dinner and 1,000 Paper Cranes... Of Murder? Slash, Shassi. You were warned. REVISED 2011!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,802 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
If You Can't Beat 'Em reviews
How Shawn got hooked up with Lassiter. Prequel to Guess Who's Coming To Dinner…. No Really. Guess. and 1,000 Paper Cranes…. Of Murder? Slash, Shassi, songfic. You were warned. REVISED 2011!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,620 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Complete
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner No, Really Guess reviews
As Shawn and Carlton near their six month anniversary, Shawn breaks the news to his father. Prequel to 1,000 Paper Cranes….. Of Murder? Slash, Shassi. You were warned. REVISED 2011!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
1,000 Paper Cranes Of Murder? reviews
Shawn needs to apologize to Lassiter. His plan is genius and works... And makes him the lead suspect in a rash of serial killings. Slash, Shassi. You were warned. REVISED 2011!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,071 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
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