Author has written 10 stories for Psych, Tin Man, Reaper, and Star Trek: 2009.
About your friendly neighborhood psycho...
Anyone that wants to get a hold of me, PM's are fine, so hit me up that way... or don't. Ain't no thing but a g-string on a chicken wing.
As you can kind of tell, I'm very snarky and nine times out of ten, what I say and what I mean are never exactly similar. So if I offend, I probably didn't mean to...
I work a very demeaning job and there is not a lot of satisfaction to be had, but I have great co-workers that are a joy to be around. They make a few cameos in my work as sort of an homage to how made of awesome they are.
Action flicks and laugh out loud comedies are the quickest ways to my heart and I tend to quote from them a lot. So if something I say in my notes or after thoughts doesn't make sense, it's usually a quote.
I have two inventions of my own that I employ in my works: Flaff (my witty combination of fluff and waff) and DeMarcos Reckoning (my blatant rip-off of Shire Reckoning), wherein I make a time line judgement based on how I want the story to work and no matter what anyone else says, that is what I stick to. It's wonderful for determining ages of characters and years that have passed.
Many of my stories are named after my favorite songs because I am a music junkie. I don't have an iSheep, but I do possess a nice mp3 player and there are close to a thousand songs. If you want the names of the artists, I'm always thrilled to talk shop with a random PM'er.
I am a Juggalette and swing my hatchet proudly! Woo woo!
I am a product of the '80's and at 30 years old, a lot of the stuff coming out today doesn't sit right with me, so refer to the first paragraph if I ever say something that hurts you're feelings.
Slash is my bread and butter but I've dipped into the het waters and it's not that bad, so bear with me on that one as I get accustomed to the temperature.
Salvation and its sequel, Redemption, have been PERMANENTLY decommissioned. We apologize profusely to the people who took the time to write so many lovely reviews for the former, and had put the latter on their follow lists.
Famous people I have met...
Greg Lee (host, Where In The World Is Carmen San Diego?)
Big Chuck & Lil' John (Local celebrities)
Jeffery Nothing (Lead singer of Mushroomhead)
Chris Volz (Lead singer of Flaw)
Paavo Lotjonen (Cellist for Apocalyptica)
Chris Sabbat (voices for Dragonball Z, Fullmetal Alchemist)
Caitlin Glass (voices for Fullmetal Alchemist, Gunslinger Girl)
Monica Rial (voices for Hello Kitty, Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok)
Greg Ayers (voices for Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok, Fullmetal Alchemist)
Rikki Simmons (colorist for I Feel Sick, voices for Invader ZIM)
Jessica Drake (porn star, Manhunters)
Ashlynn Brooke (porn star, Fresh Out Of High School Vol. 5)
Shane 'Blackzilla' Diesel (porn star, Blackzilla series)
Christopher Titus (comedian, Titus, Norman Rockwell Is Bleeding, Love Is Evol)
Zach Ward (actor, A Christmas Story, Titus, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, Transformers)
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