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Joined 07-21-06, id: 1096121, Profile Updated: 02-04-13
Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist, Sherlock Holmes, and House, M.D..

Welcome to my domain. Please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times.


Name: I'd like to know too.

Age: 21

Gender: Female

Favorite anime/manga: Naruto, Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, Case Closed/Detective Conan, Fruits Basket, Trigun

Favorite book(s): Howl's Moving Castle, The Host, Harry Potter, The Blue Girl, Wild Magic, The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents, Pride and Prejudice, Sherlock Holmes, City of Bones...

Favorite quotes:

Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you do insult them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

When in doubt, push random buttons.

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

Never can you begin to live until you dare to die.

You can't wait for inspiration, you have to go after it with a club.

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. Albus Dumbledore

Random stuff: I promise I'm still alive. Promise. I've been gone for FOREVER, I know, but I'm back! I've just started back on Animalistic Behavior; a new chapter went up September 22. Hopefully this time I can keep up with it! In other news, I'm currently working on a FMA fanfic. I actually do have inspiration for that one, and I've already written four chapters. I'm waiting to post it until I have a good amount of stuff written; I don't want it to end up like AB. But I promise it'll be good. :)

Anyway, other than that: random stuff about me:

I'm completely straight but enjoy a nice yaoi pairing and have nothing against gay/bi people. Love knows no boundaries.

I don't like normal pairings in any fanfics. No Naru/Hina, Naru/Saku, Ed/Winry, Kagome/Inu, etc. No idea why.

I'm in college.

I don't particularly like old people.

I plan on writing a book one day and making millions of dollars from it.

I kind of want a cane so I can feel like House.

My livejournal account: samairi. livejournal. com (without spaces, of course)

I have another fanfiction account somewhere but I can't remember what it is and I don't remember my old email address to sign in anyway.


And if anyone actually read all that, then may you be showered with a thousand breath mints.

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Beside You in Time by RosieB reviews
After the Jewel is stolen and the wish is made, Kagome finds herself cursed with immortality. Convincing Sesshoumaru to help her, they travel the world and through some of the most cataclysmic periods of human history to defeat the powerful thieves.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 186,467 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 2,461 - Follows: 2,456 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
White Lies by Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,740 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 2,784 - Follows: 1,976 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stupid Cupid by indigo Potions reviews
After That Incident in freshman year, Ed and Envy never want to speak to each other again. But the results of the Valentine's Day Match Up Grams change all that... for the better? EdEn, AU
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,160 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
The Red Sun by kaen307 reviews
Kyubbi save Naruto from death's door after his fight with Sasuke in the Valley of Death by sending him back in when Naruto just bacame a genin. Of course this time around, Naruto is no longer the innocent child he once was. Dark, smart, and strong Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,103 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 2,255 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Naruto U.
Summoner Nin by the point reviews
Her mother gave her a scroll to sign in blood. A scroll she kept hidden. Years flew by and she found herself signing more and more scrolls in blood. She soon became something even demons feared. Hinata Hyuga, the summoner nin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 146,883 - Reviews: 1831 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Hinata H.
I'd Like a Cup of Coffee, Please by LoudlySilent reviews
New Summary:SK Kagome is a college student working at a cafe. She is one of the few humans that know demons exsist. And she keeps running into this one annoying golden eyed demon . . .
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,460 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11225 - Favs: 7,272 - Follows: 3,317 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2210 - Favs: 4,002 - Follows: 3,859 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
DragonKin by Fyreheart reviews
AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Over 2,000,000 views. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 157,274 - Reviews: 2180 - Favs: 6,204 - Follows: 2,428 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Tubs and Neck Rubs by Cardio Necrosis reviews
The wonderful and horrible thing about a kiss was that it could mean absolutely nothing or maybe everything afterwards. Sequel to Of Mothers and Wire Hangers.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,173 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Domestic Drabbles by BabyDonut reviews
A collection of drabbles. Fluff alert. Humor alert.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
A Secret History by Maybe the Moon reviews
Watson receives a trunk. Holmes is curious.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Saccharine Sentiments by Cardio Necrosis reviews
In which sonnets are abused, milk is spilled, and hockey stick wielding vigilantes are discussed. Not necessarily in that order. A Valentine's Day fic.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,560 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Of Mothers and Wire Hangers by Cardio Necrosis reviews
Wilson scoffed, but it sounded more like he was amused than annoyed. “House, only you could make household chores feasibly dangerous.”
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/5/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Glimpse of Death Oneshot by bubblegum-chi reviews
Sasuke is a doctor who has the power to see other people's deaths through their eyes. When Naruto, a patient, comes into Sasuke's life, everything changes for Sasuke. NaruSasu/SasuNaru. Shounen-ai. One-shot version.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dying Embers by his paper wings reviews
Two years after Germany takes over both sides of the Gate, Roy Mustang's luck runs out. After finding their obsession with alchemy he hid his identity. Eventually, they find him and take him to a special camp where he finds a group of familiar faces EdRoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,542 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
If by kittyebony13 reviews
FMA AU. Envy and Ed go to the same school, but Ed doesn't have a clue that Envy's been in love with him since second grade. When they're forced to work together on a project their senior year, Ed discovers some things he didn't know. WARNING: Yaoi R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,450 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Envy, Edward E.
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2659 - Favs: 3,994 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Laying Amongst Dokatsu by Nostawen Allesiel reviews
They were brought together under unlikely circumstances. A deal was struck, a bargain made, relationships were broken, a new one began to form. And in the center of it all, one human woman managed to alter the course of the past and the future.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 357,994 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Hell Of A Lot More To Me by Destiny Writes reviews
Your blade is only as sharp as your will to protect, Your will to protect is only as strong as your heart. UPDATED for once... Smart Naruto, eventual ItaNaru EVENTUAL NO FLAMES
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,683 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Second Chance by Striking Falcon reviews
Sesshoumaru, Lord of the Western Lands, is betrothed to a miko with a dark side. When Sesshoumaru declares in front of the wedding party that he doesn’t love the miko, she curses him. Fast forward to 2003, when Kagome is driving home from work. She a
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 249,615 - Reviews: 4358 - Favs: 2,667 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
The Once and Future Taiyoukai by RosieB reviews
The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,403 - Reviews: 5505 - Favs: 6,537 - Follows: 2,052 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
At the end of the day by Hepzheba reviews
Seamus just wants Dean to stop lying to everyone. Deamus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
How the Mischief Got Managed by Elisa-Jade reviews
A brief ficlet within confines of cannon of how Fred and George might have gotten the Maurader's Map to explain itself. No romances, just filling in a plothole, Twins & Mauraders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Fred W., Sirius B. - Complete
But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer reviews
Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2829 - Favs: 3,704 - Follows: 3,143 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
Kage No Naruto by Score89 reviews
At the age of seven Naruto has an unpleasant accident with the villagers, that 1 day changes the life of Naruto and the entire elemental nations.What follows is the story of the rise of a legend, one as powerful as the Gods. SuperNaruto. NarutoAnko
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,634 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
About a Daddy and a Nanny by syaoran no hime reviews
NejiTen request. Due to a deathbed promise, inexperienced Neji ends up with an instant son. Enter Tenten, the longlost teammate who poses as a birdbrain nanny for her jounin mission, beginning a tale of love, betrayal, and stinky diapers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,041 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Nikanaru by Koday reviews
[ILLUSTRATED!] She didn't want to, and he didn't care... The Higurashi family watched as Kagome disappeared down the Bone Eater's Well... and that was the last they ever saw of her. Years later, something finally came back through...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 104,951 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Prisoners by WildcatYST reviews
Kagome is captured by an enemy and imprisoned in his castle. But she is not alone. She discovers a weak and angry Sesshoumaru. Will they be able to put their differences aside to escape? Or will the man behind their capture get what he really wants?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,208 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
My Family by Zidra reviews
Nobody knew of his talent. And neither did he care. It was something only he had only he could do. Nobody could take that away from him. Nobody could copy it, or steal it. It was his. Only his. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Demons of Konoha by Zidra reviews
“No. I was never a demon and never will be one unless you people influence me to become one.” Naruto spoke again. “It is not I who was the demon. It was you.” Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 122 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Tales From the House of the Moon by Resmiranda reviews
Kagome, now in college, discovers the tale of Sesshomaru and Rin. Grief can be a prison, but the bonds of love are not easily broken. What is the truth behind fairytales? [SessKag] [COMPLETE]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 326,106 - Reviews: 4836 - Favs: 5,886 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Impractical Jokes by dead last hero reviews
The negative affect of a serious practical joke on a dysfunctional roommate. [sasunaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Umbra by Sight Unseen reviews
To be in the shadow of another is to be hidden, a mask that she has always worn. But now, that mask is shattered and the truth is blinding. Will she step into the light, or be forever engulfed in the shadows?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,486 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 6/17/2004
Foxhound by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Discontinued. After his training with Jiraiya is interrupted by an Akatsuki attack, Naruto makes a dangerous gamble with the Kyuubi in order to survive. AU after manga 238.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 239,130 - Reviews: 1858 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Spilt by dead last hero reviews
It's winter at Amonha College. Between two roomates, does spilt drinks mean spilt feelings? sasunaru, fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fugue by Resmiranda reviews
The present revolves around the past; truth and remembrance are two different things. After the well closes forever, Kagome finds a familiar face in the present era. [SessKag] [COMPLETE]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,170 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 104 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
The Facts of Life by Maybe the Moon reviews
Harry is given 'The Talk,' by the only two people who could. Mild slashy undertones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
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Animalistic Behavior reviews
Naruto wasn’t sure when it began, but he did remember a time, when the pupils of his eyes had not yet become slitted, that a squirrel yelled at him for shaking his tree.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,363 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
How the Map Was Made reviews
The true story of how the Marauder's Map was created is a strange one. It involves much sneaking about, some trickery, and a bit of late-night snogging. But that comes later. First is the beginning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/22/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Night After reviews
But why are you in my bed?" "You don't remember last night, do you Jimmy?" Wilson awakes to find House in his bed: House/Wilson.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Sun Does not Fall reviews
It was not possible. The sun does not fall from the sky; Sherlock Holmes cannot be beaten. And yet there he was.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
A Thousand Words reviews
A picture is worth a thousand words, and a writer's brush is his pen. Seamus and Dean discover different ways of expressing themselves. Dean/Seamus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Dancing in the Rain reviews
And so they danced, in the rain, on a Tuesday afternoon. One-shot. Slight Seamus/Dean.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Dean T., Seamus F.
Falling Leaves reviews
It was fall in Konohagakure. The trees were brilliant shades of yellow, orange, and red; the leaves were equally bright, alhough also brittle. It was in this picturesque scene that Sasuke found himself most irritated.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Chocolate in the Snow reviews
Edward is called into Mustang's office, but is prevented from leaving because of the snow. The two are forced to spend the night with hot chocolate and a couch. Roy/Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Popping the Question reviews
Ed and Al have a question. And only Envy can answer it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Nightmare reviews
Seamus is used to the usual nightmare, but one night it changes and he goes to the one person who can make it better. And it works. Seamus/Dean.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
The Konoha Reunion reviews
GaaHina. Konoha is having a reunion, and Hinata is a no show. At least, not until a little girl latches onto Naruto's leg...set 15 years in the future
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Midnight Revelations reviews
Dean awoke in the middle of the night to the sound of sobbing. He supposed it wasn't the actual crying that did it, but the person in question. Dean/Seamus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
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