willbobshaloem
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Joined 07-22-06, id: 1096579
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

First, I would like to apologize for all those Grammar-Nazis (E...) for my bad grammar. And spelling. And Spanish. I always forget to do spell check and I'm much too lazy to fix my stories.

Now I want my biscuit, E!

(for ch. 5 of the dye, it's el, not la, for "en el centrol comercial" and hungry, not ungry.)


E-mail: devil666571@yahoo.com

AIM S/N: willbobshaloem, Comrade Ravus

MSN: teagantheteabag@hotmail.com


The Dye:

For my story, "The Dye", Bella's hair looks like that.

I'm really stuck on it, so sorry for not updating.


I'm writing a new story for The Crimson Petal and the White, but not sure exactly what's going to happen, or what it'll be called. It'll mostly be from third person, mostly following Sugar. Not sure if it'll be before William, or if she had never met him.
Name: Mary Elizabeth D.

Nicknames: WillBobShaloemLimes, Maria Valezquez Senorita Selena Shriner Dominiqua Laqueesha, Mar-ia, Homie G, Homie T, Laqueessha, Teagan, Teabag, Devon, Dr. Phil, God, Ally, Jasper, Catherine, Elizabeth, Philomena, Mar, vampfaerphilhltr1, The Stalker, Stalkersareus1, stalkersaurus, and most importantly Comrade Stalker.

Age: 14

Birthday: 2/17


Favorites:

Books: Twilight, anything by James Patterson, the Bloody Jack series, The Crimson Petal and The White.

Movies: Pirates of the Carribean (I think we scared people at the theater), NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS! (Best movie ever), Anaconds, Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Strret, tThe Jasons (Minus Jason X. That was just stupid), the Omen, basically any horror movie.

Band: Well, there's a few of 'em. Brand New, JamisonParker, Fall Out Boy, Minus the Bear, Nightmare of You, ect.

Song: "Failure By Design" -Brand New, "IN the Bathroom Is Where I want you" - Nightmare of You, "Dear Scene, I wsih I was Deaf" - NOF. "Austin, we have a problem" - Fall Out Boy, ect.

Shows: Will & Grace, CSI, Joey, Law and Order, Viva la Bam, Jackass, music videos, anythnig (more oer less) on Fuse.

Actors/Actresses: Anyone in the above shows , Johnny Depp (because he'ssooo dreamy! lol, inside joke), Anyone in the above movies , uh.. someother ones.

Subject: Science. Maybe Social Studies.


Quotes

The favorite:

Pee-Wee Herman isn't gay, or straight. He's a sexless freak who touches children and giggles - Cary

((after watching IT))Anjie: Mary you loser! This is why it made no sense!
Me: what?
Anjie: pulls out tape. You put tape 2 in first!
Me: That's why nothing made sense! but, it was in the first section

"wait, Rumplestilskin was a detective?" - Julie

Molly: (while talking about some stupid ELA project) Im casting matt damon as Buck!
Hannah: what about matt damon's butt?

"and he knows he cant get me cause im a lesbin and my drag name would be sharline" - Derek talking about my bros drag name.

"Hey, guys, if you give me money, I'll chug this can of gravy." - Jason
"WHO PUT GARLIC CLOVES IN THE GRAVY? I almost choked on it!" - Jason after chugging the gravy.

"Stop being so teryostypical." - Rich (drunk)

"I sold my soul for as little plant! plant dies I love my little plant!" - Hannah and the rest of us at recess in either late 7th or early 8th grade. ((awsome years! Well, ok, not so much 7th, but 8th ruled!))

Me: I wanna handcuff someone with my mini necklace handcuffs
Anjie: Handcuff a fetus.

Me: but you also don't know which house is mine.
Tom: i will soon as u leave it i got the whole street on satilite veiw.
Me: but i never leave my house. i hate the sun.
Tom:... youll have to go to the bathroom some time.

(I dont know who said the next one)
UH: go on but youll have to breath sometime...
Dunno: wait what does closing my eyes have to do with breathing?

me a.k.a. Devon: There is no dead spary, Ro!HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT!

E: where are your foons and sporks?
Me: my spoons and forks?
E: yeah those...

(same time, a little while later, keep in mind she's been messing up all day)

E: like that time Runk got drich..
Me: what?
E: I meant when Rich got drunk...
me: you can't talk today can you?
E: no.

me: "Oh where'd you hang out last week?" "The Mall." "Psh, we hung out at AC Moore/Michaels"

me: let's make St. Bob's Cathedral in Pompeii/Bombay!

Rachel (VERY loudly): Hey, look! There's Derek!

Me at lunch while ranting: "...AND HE'S SUCH A...HEY THERES DEREK!" as Derek walked in


Brendan Barlow... We love and miss you.

I'll never understand why they were all so cruel to you. The poor kid...

He was always such a nice boy
The quiet one
With good intentions
He was down for his brother
Respectful to his mother
A good boy
But good don't get attention
One kid with a promise
The brightest kid in school
He's not a fool
Reading books about science and smart stuff
It's not enough, no
'Cause smart don't make you cool
He's not invisible anymore

Rest In Peace Forever.

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Twisted Rings of Fate by Psychoanalysis reviews
A girl and a boy from the year 2005 are mysteriously sent back to live in 1895 England...so what connection do they have to the Order, Circe, the Rakshana, Gemma, and Kartik?
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,461 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 5/1/2006
In the Realms by LunaSoleil07 reviews
The New Order, led by Gemma Doyle, must contend with their newest, most powerful enemy for the Realms' magick. Expect Kartik sightings, Pippa fightings, and unexpected confusion. Set in classic Libba Bray narrative. R&R.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,956 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 10/22/2005
Just Like You by Bright Green Eyes reviews
A love like no other. A harsh separation. Jagged Change. Reunion, tension. 25 years of disdain, can they learn to rejoin? Can they overcome the obstacles of the past and present? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,452 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006
Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying by CoCaCoLa29 reviews
Bella's cousin Siobhan has moved to Forks. She is a little crazy... but in a good way. She tends to stir things up for Edward and Bella. Will she end up helping them or ruining them? And will she find love in the process? Bad summary but please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 3/18/2006
Loves Pull by abbey123 reviews
Sadie loves Troy. Troy has a secret. Bella and Alice know the secret and they plan to do something about it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 6/6/2006
She Sings by coolmarauders reviews
Mercilessly teased, doomed to never live a life of glamour, Ann has always had something in her day to ruin it. Inspired by the quote 'I wonder how many times a day she dies a little.' By Prongs, not a one shot.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 4/15/2006
Vision in a Dream by Pandora-69 reviews
Tithe from Roiben's POV. Disclaimer I do not own Tithe
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/26/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006
Secret Thoughts by Spuffy57 reviews
Two chapters based on Kartik and Gemma's POV on the night that Kartik got jealous of Simon...How they both truely felt, in my eyes at least.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Complete
The Lost Adjective by hornytwilighters reviews
MikeEmmett... Aw, come on, I know you're curious.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Complete
What Happens When Bella Drinks by PinkPixie019 reviews
This is for all the Cookie Loves out there. I give you my BellaEdward Cookie! I's very much AU!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
Forgiveness by outSide.castle reviews
A run through the woods and a stream of haunting memories. Gemma reflects on what has happened over the last few years and how it has changed her. Bittersweet oneshot.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
Amusment Parks with the Cullens by Appy4la reviews
The Cullen siblings take Bella to an amusment park, where they agree to all go on the same rides. Should be amusing. :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,707 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
What They Can't See by you're my Star reviews
Simon Middleton: 'He lies, he drinks liquids he shouldn’t consume, he toys with innocent girls, he does this all and he still goes to sleep with a smile on his face. This is his life, and he will do whatever he pleases with it.'
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Complete
A Dance Pattern by AlinaJaqui reviews
Gemma recalls a certain Christmas day kiss. GemmaKartik, Oneshot.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
Shattered Believing by Hawiian Girl reviews
Even when the mirror lay shattered on the floor, the reflection in it was still beautiful. Pippa character study. Oneshot.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
Inner pain by narjy x x x reviews
When darkness clouds over the school of spence and betrayel is at high, who can Gemma trust? can she trust herself? *revised*
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 6/9/2006
Don't Call Me Beautiful by Hawiian Girl reviews
Oneshot. 'Whatever you do tonight,' she whispered, 'don't call me beautiful.' Felicity character study. FelicityIthal.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Complete
Fang and Claw by Cold Drake Queen reviews
SLASH Jacob x Edward A broken heart can be mended only one way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Complete
The Consecration of the Order by Culumacilinte reviews
The book tells us that on the night of the founding of the Order, the four girls got drunk and Felicity kissed Gemma. However, that surely was not quite all that happened, at least not how I see it. FelicityGemma slash.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Complete
Fallen Angels by Hawiian Girl reviews
There was a time when I wondered if God cried over His fallen angels, just as I cry over mine. Drabble. GemmaKartik
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Complete
The Dye reviews
Bella dyes her hair. Alice takes her to the mall to fix it and then see what happens! Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,905 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Complete