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Joined 07-23-06, id: 1097499, Profile Updated: 12-14-07
Author has written 17 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Star Wars, Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, Boxcar Children, Stargate: Atlantis, Shakespeare, RENT, and Misc. Plays/Musicals.

Um, hi. I'm Ai. armageddon-incarnate here, armageddoni essentially everywhere else (LJ, anyone?). I love writing? One of my aboslute favorite books of all time is The Book Thief, by Markus Zusak. It is amazing, read it. Go. Go now! So anyway, I've been writing fanfic here for over a year now... The fandoms I write in as of recently are bare, RENT, Feeling Electric/Next to Normal and... that's about it. But I write some other things. If there's a fic you'd like me to write, PM me with it. I do take requests. My AIM screenname is fangirlai, but I don't have access right now to AIM, so that's kind of out. Um... I'd be willing to beta people, again, just PM me. I'm pretty good at catching typos, I'm EXCELLENT at the 'their, there, they're' thing. I'm pretty good with grammer, and I'm okay at characterization. Also, if you wanted to collaberate on a project with me, I'm all up for it. I'm always looking for a chance to write.

Um... I guess I'll put my 'writing credits' here? I have won Best of Round at at writing competition, placed seventh at the same competition, and written an award-winning script three years in a row for my (also award-winning) Destination Imagination team. I have also participated in NaNoWriMo (this is my first year; I finished my 58,160 word novel on November 25,) and I wrote a play last year that was performed at a local university. Last year, I won first place in the Law Day Essay contest. Yeah. I guess I'll add any awards as they come up.

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Please Stop Touching Me by TheNoblePorpoise reviews
Valentine's Day is here. Love is in the air. So is the fear toxin. I swear I'm not dead, just lazy!
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Jonathan C.
The Plot Bunnies Strike Back: The Angora Strain by BiteMeTechie reviews
They're back. They're pissed off. They're Plot Bunnies and they still won't be denied!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 25,946 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Rodney M.
Musings In Mourning by EnjoyingObsession reviews
Mark mulls over grief and the loss of a lover. Written as a free verse poem.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
CopyCAT by Twinings reviews
Take Your Daughter to Work Day this was not. CATverse 3.10
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,879 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Selina K./Catwoman, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Heartburn by BiteMeTechie reviews
*CAT* This was the sort of thing that an antacid just wouldn't cure. Dammit.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
The Eventual End of Happily Ever After by lovablegeek reviews
Fairy tales always end too soon. PeterJason - Drabble
Bare - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
High On the Rush by EnjoyingObsession reviews
You and April own the city, own the night and the sky and those colours of heroin that paint the world. And then comes the way back down.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Roger D., April E. - Complete
High School by LesMisLoony reviews
Because it strikes me as unlikely that any of these kids would grow up to be normal. Implied mature content. Ten new chapters FTW.
Peanuts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Complete
Where Nobody Knows You and Nobody Gives a Damn by lovablegeek reviews
[Feeling Electric] One of these days, Dan's going to have to stop paying attention to Gabriel, but now he's all he has left. [One shot]
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
Rules of War by Era Yachi reviews
Sheppard's team is sent to investigate an Ancient research satellite, and find ZPMs. But then, McKay starts to act strangely...even violently. Friendship, hurt, comfort and angst.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,490 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Bohemian Secrets by raidersrule456 reviews
Every Bohemian has a secret. It's part of their lifestyle. In this story, each of the six friends has a dark secret to hide. Find out what they are! READ AND REVIEW PLEASE!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,051 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Mark C., Mimi M. - Complete
Will You by quote intangible reviews
AU When the Pevensie's father returns from the war he isn't the same person. The war has changed him for the worse. Peter is willing to sacrifice almost everything to save his father from himself. But can he really be saved?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,453 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
Bad Moon Rising by BiteMeTechie reviews
There is a maddening itch beneath her skin and Teyla just can't reach it. It is the sign of great and terrible changes on the horizon.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,944 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Teyla E. - Complete
Maybe I'm Dead, I Just Haven't Stopped Moving Yet by cybersyd42 reviews
The consequences of a mission gone wrong have a devastating impact on the SGA team. COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 119,616 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
In the Mind's Eye by Reyson reviews
Sheppard and McKay are captured by an ant creature with mind probing and telepathic abilities, resulting with both men being seriously injured. Teyla and Ronon run into trouble of their own. Atlantis tries to send a rescue team.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 105,836 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 7/20/2006 - John S., Rodney M.
The Ghosts of Atlantis by Reyson reviews
Mysterious ghosts are appearing in Atlantis trying to harm its inhabitants. The race is on to solve the mystery and save Sheppard, McKay, Carson and others from murderous phantoms intend on taking lives. Many get whumped. COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,699 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 9/30/2006 - John S. - Complete
Dragons by TheSilentQuill reviews
Mark finds a way to remember and realizes that not all dragons can be slain. Won second place for Challenge Number 8 at Rentfic Challenge.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Mark C. - Complete
Sleepless Nights by Vie-Boheme reviews
PreRENT . As Maureen listens as Mark tries to deal with one of Roger's withdrawals, she reflects on the events that have led up to this moment. Slight MarkMaureen
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Maureen J., Mark C. - Complete
Never Knew by BiteMeTechie reviews
It's always the ones we never think we needed that we miss the most.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Elizabeth W., Radek Z. - Complete
When Plot Bunnies Attack by BiteMeTechie reviews
They're the harbingers of doom. They multiply like tribbles. They care not for canon information. They're plot bunnies and they will not be denied! THE SAGA IS NOW COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 70 - Words: 116,338 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Twenty Questions by Era Yachi reviews
He always knew he'd die when he least expected it. McKay centric, team. Deathfic, sort of.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,852 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Among the Stars by NotTasha reviews
The team is searching for Gates to harvest and comes across a space station that was set up to record a supernova. Of course, McKay gets hurt along the way with Sheppard, Teyla and Ronon
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,320 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Rodney M., John S., Teyla E., Ronon D. - Complete
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O Rose Thou Art Sick reviews
[postRENT, slightly AU] Mark is sick, and the Bohemiens are worried...
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,698 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Mark C.
The Boxcar Children Gone Wrong! reviews
Title says it all. Parody. Sorry, I've mangled it. Jessie as a psychopath kleptomaniac! Benny is fat and stupid! Henry is always angry! And Violet is... just there.
Boxcar Children - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006
Last Letter reviews
[Bare, a Pop Opera] Dear Jason...
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Complete
On the Brink of a Break reviews
[Feeling Electric, aka Next to Normal] Gabriel's fading... PostFE, AU
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Where was the Warning? reviews
[Bare, a Pop Opera] Peter struggles to move on. PostBare.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Head in the Oven reviews
[Feeling Electric, aka Next to Normal] The most unlikely people can become the best of friends... PostFE
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Of Wishes and Puppies reviews
[Bare, A Pop Opera] A love triangle: Peter, Jason, and a puppy... PreBare, very fluffy
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Need a Lift reviews
[Feeling Electric, aka Next to Normal] When Madden needs a lift, he knows right where to go...
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
Control reviews
Something goes wrong, and Peter is mad. What are the consequenses? R&R. Chapter eight up. Complete.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,555 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Shivers reviews
A Halloween fic. Can't really tell you more except that I want you to review, please. Just read it! Rated for safety in later chapters. Chapter three up. It's complete now.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Any Day but Today reviews
[oneshot, character death, postRENT] Mark knows it shouldn't happen today...
RENT - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Mark C. - Complete
CUZ! reviews
Noticed that both Benvolio and Tybalt are cousins to Romeo. Decided to get silly. This is the final product. Oneshot. R&R. It's really bizarre...
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Complete
4 by 10 reviews
A songfic, mostly about character's reactions after Dumbledore's death. This was written as part of my grief process, so please review and make me feel better! HPGW, RLNT, sort of. Yeah, I know, no one's gonna read this, 'cause it's a songfic, but I don't
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
Honey, I Released the Fangirls! reviews
Basically, three fangirls get loose in Narnia, and bother everybody! But then High King Peter finds out they are crucial to Narnia's survival. Not as bad as it sounds. R&R! Chap 15 posted! The story ends... or does it? Oh, I redid chap eight, so it's bett
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,539 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
I Have the Padme? reviews
On Naboo in Episode Two, Padme and Anakin have a serious discussion, and Padme reveals a secret that is life threatening... purely out of humor, not ment seriously. R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Cap'n Norrington reviews
Another oneshot songfic, this time all about our favorite former Commodore, James Norrington! Set to Simon and Garfunkle's 'Mrs. Robinson! R&R, please!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
Pirate No More reviews
Will meets Jack after the cannibal island, and, since he has such a lovely singing voice, pleads with him to help to the tune of 'Sounds of Silence' by Simon and Garfunkle. R&R, please!BTW, I own NOTHING AT ALL! So don't sue me! Please! I have nothing you
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Complete