MistressKaia
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Joined 07-23-06, id: 1097751, Profile Updated: 02-12-09
Author has written 10 stories for Naruto.

Hello Everyone,

If you're wondering, yes thats me in the icon...lemme alone now.

Quotes:

"I'm pyramid head, bitch! I do what I want!"- Pyramid Head at Reactor 07'

"I could fuck up the entire show, but as long as I hit the high note, I'm your gothic dream boat." -Jimmy Urine (MSI)

Have questions about my fan fiction? Email me. And uh yeah. Thats about it.


~Story Status~

Chemistry- Updated! Chapter 7 coming soon!

Just a Taste- One Shot, a fic to keep you guys occupied untill I get rolling on other things. !COMPLETE!

Kiss From A Rose- Story based off of http://ornithia.deviantart.com/art/Kiss-from-a-Rose-colored-89490669

Artist of the Floating World- DON'T EXPECT AN UPDATE.

Red Velvet - DON'T EXPECT AN UPDATE. (I can't figure out where to go with this fic. As such, it is pointless.)

Requiem of Absolution- One Shot. Boredom inspired fiction. !COMPLETE!

Play-dough and Shark Porn- !COMPLETE!

My Little Dei-Chan- One Shot Fluff. !COMPLETE!

Uchiha and the Beast- DON'T EXPECT AN UPDATE.

Bloody Angel Wings- THIS IS THE SHITTIEST STORY IN THE ENTIRETY OF THE WORLD. YOU WILL NOT BE GETTING AN UPDATE.I keep it up to learn from my mistakes.

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Journey of the Heart by Dodo-chan reviews
ItaxSas Vamp fic. Sasuke: A runaway, hates vamps. Itachi: Vamp lord. What will happen when Sasuke becomes Itachi's slave? Can the vampire fall in love with someone who's face he's never seen? And can Sasuke accept the vampire? slight violence. !YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,348 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Tuesdays With Sasori by MakoMori reviews
AU: Deidara finds himself part of an investigations team for the murder of Sandaime, but the murderer is more than meets the eye; leaving Deidara to realize that his heart, mind and body have fallen captive to a fifteen-year-old psychopath.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,244 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Ordinary Vanity by Black Fire Ryu reviews
Cyborgs are more human than people think they are. Deidara knows this better than most: his roommate happens to be one.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
The Clay Warrior by Markition Necrovius reviews
The story of the ninja who fought with clay, joined an organization of missing nin, managed to take down a Kazekage, and fell in love with a puppet. [DeidaraSasori yaoi]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,198 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Deidara, Sasori
Life's Delusions by YaoiRocks reviews
Life is a delusion. Your thoughts and reality are completely different things. They show you different ideas and dreams. If reality shows you something against your mind…do you accept it or let it go as a unfulfilled dream? SasoDei lemon oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Konoha’s Raging Storm by Cup Ramen reviews
A six year old Naruto is fed up with the treatment from the villagers and most of all being weak.Watch a young Naruto create a name for himself. A name that brings fear to his opponents and hope to his comrades. Watch the birth of Konoha's Raging Storm
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,079 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Naruto U., Tenten
Brother by shalanar reviews
All Sasuke ever wanted when he was younger was his brother's acceptance, but instead he was ignored and then betrayed. His goal now is to kill and completely forget about the older Uchiha, but will Itachi let him? Pairing: Itachi x Sasuke. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,956 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dreams and Nightmares by Lisea18 reviews
everyone fears nightmares…how come Sasuke and Naruto enjoy them? NaruSasu and a slight ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Juunin Toiro by Invader Nicole reviews
Alternate Universe. Deidara starts off his junior year of high school trying to forget the problems at home and what he's put through. Then he meets Sasori, the only person who truly cares for him and wants to help. Chapter 5 is up with Deidara at Itac
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,651 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Deidara, Sasori
Possessiveness by XxDeafening.SilencexX reviews
Itachi and Sasuke have to part, Sasuke is sad, Itachi is possessive. Uchihacest. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gaara turns into a woman by prodigus feldspar reviews
After Gaara drinks some mysterious water, He turns into a woman! and to make things worse, Lee finds out about Gaara! and Lee wants...to go shopping? And what happens when Gaara's feelings come into play? A comedy story with, romance, crossdressing, PMS,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,231 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Deity by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
A modern day rendition of the Uchiha tragedy. The problem with humans, you see, is that we're more entranced with our fantasies than reality... [AU, Complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,553 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You Are My Prey by XxScarletHartxX reviews
Sasuke, a dying vampire, was sired by his own brother at a young age. As his body and mind grew he came to realise drinking blood from his prey wasn't enough. Now he wanted his prey. SasukeXItachi GaaraxSasuke SasukexGaaraxItachi YAOI! INCEST!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,571 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Gaara
Life as Usual in the Akatsuki by lameboat249 reviews
Even S Ranked Criminals have random adventures sometimes. Featuring Itachi, Kisame, Sasori, Deidara and Zetsu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,749 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 7/29/2005
The Kunai Like Me by Leviticus Lied reviews
I like Aniki. Aniki likes his kunai. Aniki says that his kunai like me very, very much. Onesided?Itasuke, not sure if this is T or M, so read with care. Not Uchiha clan death angst, for once.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Sas Uke Preggers no Jutsu by Jedi.Vixen reviews
Uchihacest. semicrack. Itachi stops Sasuke from getting married and introduces his knew Seal, which explained why he killed the clan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sanctuary by Iluxia reviews
Complete. A small collection of 10 related yet separate oneshots occurring before and up to the Uchiha Genocide. Deals with Uchiha Sasuke, Uchiha Itachi, their relationship as brothers &, occasionally, as something else. [ItaSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All I want is by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
All I want is you[ItaSasu Uchihacest OroSasu MM Yaoi Incest Sasuke POV Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Such a High by Horizontally Diagonal reviews
Not everyone finds their happiness so easily... Some people have to work for it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Deidara - Complete
Weakness by The Ambitious Blank reviews
As seeds of violence begin to sprout within Itachi's mind, a single pinpoint of light reminds him that there is good in the world, and Itachi grows to hate it. Itachi & Sasuke, mild violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Flesh by Eliptica reviews
Sasori knows he cannot give Deidara what he truly wants, and it's becoming increasingly more difficult to remain amoral. After all, nothing is more sickening than muttered I Love Yous. [SasDei][DeiIta]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Beauty of Impermanence by Gigabomb reviews
Deidara x Sasuke, Sasori x Deidara mentioned. Deidara finds tolerating his partner's temporary replacement something of a trial.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Deidara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Ninja Insanity by Lunaarose reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if someone fed Gaara way too much sugar?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 10/13/2005
Take a Picture by mayfaire reviews
Sasuke finds something worth crying for despite his burning hatred. Slight ItaSasu. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,320 - Follows: 429 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Chemistry reviews
Deidara lusted after Mr. Akasuna all through his senior year, but while he was his student, that goal unattainable. Three years later their paths cross once again. Sometimes you have to have to deal with not always getting what you want.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,673 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Just a Little Taste reviews
Vampire- n. 1. a preternatural being, commonly believed to be a reanimated corpse, that is said to suck the blood of sleeping persons at night. SasoDei/DeiSaso, OneShot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Kiss From A Rose reviews
Deidara is just a humble bee doing what bees do, gather nectar and pollen. Sasori is but a rose in a garden of many flowers. However, Deidara's about to get a lesson in life and love ? from a very unexpected source.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Artist of the Floating World reviews
Dark secrets always lay covered up by beautiful makeup and charming dances.This couldn't be more true in the tea house Sasori is drug into.When its Deidara's turn to dance,though, Sasori finds this socalledart calls to him mockingly to no end. SasoDei AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,857 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Uchiha and the Beast reviews
Once upon a time there was an arrogant prince whose hate consumed him. After turning away a shadowed guest he himself turned into an ugly form he was left with a single rose and a goal. To learn to love the root of his hate before the last petal falls.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Red Velvet reviews
Sasuke dances to forget the past, but his past has some sultry moves of its own. What lies in wait when dearest aniki has been released from the asylum? AU, ItaSasu, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,441 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
My Little DeiChan reviews
Deidara brings home a kitten in hopes of keeping it. Naming it after himself, he finds the name fits more then he realizes. No matter who you are, a kitten doesn't care. It'll always climb your coat and love your danna more then you. SasoDei Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
PlayDough and Shark Porn reviews
Deidara has been completely oblivious to what playdough was, that is, until today. Kisame however finds himself having his own adventures in Shark Week. All the while, Itachi is finally as mentally scared as his brother. CRACK FIC. POSSIBLE ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
Bloody Angel Wings reviews
I've lived to kill you. I love you otouto...you're mine forever. I'm your new partner, Aniki...The passions of the Uchiha brothers combine as Sasuke soon becomes the newest member of Akatsuki, but do old wounds heal when it was your entire family killed?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,241 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Requiem of Absolution reviews
Life and Death. Love and Hate. Whats it matter to an avenger? Lonliness is worse then pain. Silence is worse then death. Death is pleasure. Death is Itachi. I welcome death with the blood that pours from me. Release me. ItaSasu, One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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