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Joined 07-23-06, id: 1097871, Profile Updated: 09-03-22
Author has written 83 stories for Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles, Tales of Symphonia, Sonic the Hedgehog, Devil May Cry, Baten Kaitos, Kingdom Hearts, Marvel Zombies, Doom, Batman, Hellboy, Legend of Zelda, Metal Gear, Super Smash Brothers, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Pokémon, Chrono Trigger, Harry Potter, Spider-Man, Prince of Persia, Mario, Digimon, Naruto, Invader Zim, Fullmetal Alchemist, Lord of the Rings, Justice League, Kanpai!, Samurai Champloo, X-overs, Doctor Who, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

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Z Skit Theater reviews
Hilarious antics on the part of Lloyd and the party with a new skit each chapter. Now with four hundred percent more spoilers!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 436 - Words: 130,406 - Reviews: 6543 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 4/11/2016 - Published: 8/8/2006
IndepC reviews
Colette could hardly believe the Journey of Regeneration was almost over. Weeks ago she would have been more than willing to do her duty, but now, for the first time ever, she had questions. All thanks to Lloyd. AU, Subject to indefinite hiatus.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,835 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Colette B.
Just Punch the Guy! reviews
Past the group trying to get Aang was a figure in blue, gracefully dodging out of the way of a bandit trying to grab at her. Katara, but what was she doing? She wasn't attacking and Sokka couldn't see her doing any defensive waterbending either.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Sokka, Katara - Complete
You're Not A Friend Of Shella! reviews
A Shella Mark! What exactly was a Griffin doing with one of those?
Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
My Comrades and I reviews
Tired of mindless slash? Here's a chronicle of everyday experiences that befall the party members and help to strengthen the bonds of camaraderie between them during their journey together. Cute, funny, semi-fluffy, and nothing else.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,982 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Contrast reviews
Everyone's favorite robot and his views on TV. It's amazing what difference a mode change makes...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Gir - Complete
Preservatives reviews
Everything was supposed to be subject to the ravages of time. Everything. He felt ill just looking at that little abomination sitting there on the shelf, happily defying the universal law as it stared back out at him from within its cellophane wrapper.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete
The Duel reviews
This fic is an informal duel between Blackmoon and I, fought with oneshots. Come and watch the sparks fly! Includes Pokemon, Batman, Naruto, Phoenix Wright, and Death Note.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Complete
Twitch reviews
What was that? Acting on reflex alone, Link was on his feet with his sword drawn before his mind even registered what was amiss. Out of the corner of his eye he had seen something twitch...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Link - Complete
Dango Mo Ki Kara Ochiru reviews
They say, even when you're down on your luck, friendship is more important than food. Turns out, most people stop saying that when they haven't eaten in a while.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 24 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Mugen, Jin - Complete
Death Be Not Proud reviews
Never once had the shinigami met someone willing to bail out a ghost. Sure, the ghosts themselves would, more often than not, try and bribe him, but this was something new...
Kanpai! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Complete
His Reason reviews
The reason why Kratos would rather not wear his bathing suit and why vows should not be broken.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Kratos A. - Complete
Not Much of a Fighter reviews
."I was a little surprised, I never considered myself a fighter?" Jormand sent a pointed look at the heavy sword that was always by Millie's side. "What in the miasma would make ye write that, lass?"
Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
Fly Air Noishe reviews
Get in the Wing Pack? Not on your life! Noishe shook his head and whined, then backed up a step. Why should he have to travel in some weird shrinky bag when he could just ride around on a Rheaird like everyone else?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
Tales of the Dib reviews
A collection of oneshots focusing on the Dib-human and all those bizarre adventures and encounters he's supposed to have had. You know, the ones that are mentioned briefly throughout the series but never shown. It's neat.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Dib
Always On My Mind reviews
Dirk made it clear that only strong memories held on the very surface of the mind would effect the pellets. Kratos knew what he thought would appear as his first figurines. Anna, Lloyd, and Noishe. But no, what he thought of was...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Kratos A. - Complete
Just a Myth reviews
It was a just a myth, only an urban legend, but Spider-Man still felt his breath catch in his chest. Could those coins be his? The ones he lost? He had been at least twenty stories up when he accidentally dropped them...
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
Kratos in Danger reviews
When Raine first asked to examine his wings and Cruxis Crystal Kratos almost consented, but that was before he noticed the ominous gleam of the scalpel she held palmed and, to her reckoning, hidden at her side.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Raine S., Kratos A. - Complete
Basic Skills reviews
The first time Ganondorf came barreling out of his portals, charging at them as a giant tusked beast, Link couldn't help but feel an inexplicable pang of familiarity. Why did he know this?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
Werewolves of London reviews
The rookies insisted they had a plan and disappeared into the Soho night. An hour later the ten of them showed up with a big order of beef chow mein they grabbed in a little Chinese restaurant a few streets over...
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
The Banquet reviews
What were they thinking? What was their goal in doing this? Aquaman had no clue as to the thoughts going through his teammates' minds as he looked at the table laden with food. Seafood.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Complete
Flip It Good! reviews
Wherein a young Selkie learns how not to dance.
Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
Vomit! reviews
Sweet little Shoe, the apple of Matt's eye, has left something particularly foul on the carpet for de Killer.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Carrying Capacity reviews
."There's not enough..." Rana Sei murmured, staring down at her map. "All these years, there's never been enough. How are we even still alive?"
Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
Bite Strength reviews
Moogles... They don't exactly have arms, you know? How did they build this nest without arms?
Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
Unfair Advantage reviews
Amy practically giggled as she walked up to the bars of the cell, looking supremely satisfied with herself. She had something up her sleeve, Sonic just knew it. "Are you sure you don't need my help? It looks like you could use it."
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
Forgotten Lessons reviews
Lesson one, water and lightning don't mix.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Genis S., Lloyd I. - Complete
Bid Crazy reviews
The rush, the sheer thrill of competing for and winning a prize, of showing his elders how it's done and what a real bidding machine looks like, it was intoxicating...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Link - Complete
My Hair! reviews
Wherein our hero learns the true meaning of the word "cowlick."
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
The Sewer reviews
Naruto asks a question and Sakura administers a pummeling, all is right with the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Loose Ends and Resolutions reviews
A collection of shorts exploring what could've, should've, and possibly has happened during and after Justice For All.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 38,137 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 2/22/2007
It Came From the Box reviews
No... No! What was it doing in there? What kind of sick soul packed that crate?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
Tingle Tingle reviews
I have no idea how I managed to do it and still keep my sanity, but here's a piping-hot batch of oneshots about one of Legend of Zelda's most reviled characters: Tingle. Enjoy.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Tingle, Link - Complete
Somebody's Watching Me reviews
I've got this feelin' somebody's watching me... And I can't enjoy my tea.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Mario - Complete
Unwanted Pests reviews
Of all the creatures that dwelled in his forest and under his protection, Treebeard hated only a very select few. Those few that lived amongst the trees, yet could not distinguish them from Ents. They were irritating and dangerous. A threat to all Entkind
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Treebeard - Complete
Take it to Heart reviews
SpiderMan stopped dead in his tracks, stunned. An impressive feat when one is webswinging across the New York skyline. He was very glad there was no one walking below to see him when he crashed into the side of that apartment building...
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Resistance Is Futile reviews
What if Spidey hadn't been able to tear the symbiote off when he was in the bell tower? What if he was too late? What if indeed...
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Castle Town Shorts reviews
When Princess Zelda's new pet project sends Link on a trip down memory lane, she finds the results are neither pleasant nor useful. A series of oneshots centering on life in Castle Town.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Link - Complete
Sins of the Father reviews
The young, and the old. The past and the present. With guns, or with swords... like father, like son.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007
Indecipherable reviews
We know they're much more than an annoying series of riddles to be forgotten in the depths of one's diary, but who really understands Gurdy's poetry? Some small, insignificant spoilers for Gurdy's story and the unknown element. Just to warn ye.
Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Kitty, and Chimera reviews
The cat meowed once more as Ed placed his hands just over the edge of the circle, preparing to activate it. He could do it. He had the skill. It was a basic alchemy exercise, the simplest of chimeras. More importantly, he had to do it. He owed it to Al.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Why a Bingo Book? reviews
Watch and be astounded, and hopefully amused, as Kakashi tries to explain the sinister secret of the jonin's Bingo Book to Squad Seven. The truth isn't pretty, but they asked for it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Laundry Day reviews
THUNK! "Aw man, not again..." The exasperated trainer reached down among the still-warm clothes in the bottom of the dryer to retrieve the distressed Plusle who had just been forcibly drawn into the open machine...
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Extreme Amnesia reviews
Link was dumbfounded, flabbergasted, and beginning to doubt his own senses. He stood stock still, frozen in place despite the scorching sun of Kakariko Village, as his mind feverishly worked to somehow place what he just heard.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Link - Complete
A Fashion Designer Death's Not reviews
No offense mate, but thanks to those muggles you live with you wouldn't know a proper cloak if it bit you in the arse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Now, For the TV Remote reviews
A simple request on Naruto's part leads Neji to discover an unorthodox, yet very convenient, use for the byakugan.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Blackmail reviews
Blackmail. It was truly the finest hobby in existence. A wicked combination of simple, powerful, enjoyable, and ever so useful... -Rather creepy. First chapter could be construed as some sort of MattPhoenix.-
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Complete
Pitch Black reviews
Link froze as the lantern hanging on his belt sputtered and died, plunging the narrow cave passageway into complete and impenetrable darkness. Rated for general violence, gore, and detailed discussion of spider eating habits.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Link - Complete
Esox Hylius reviews
What had started as a fun, relaxing fishing trip quickly degenerated into an exercise in futility and torment.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,310 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Link - Complete
Nova Homoi reviews
Are these all new students? I didn't hear anything about Hogwarts expanding their enrollment... [A reaction to the overwhelming forces of Sparklypoo.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
Mystery Meat
Whatever it was the digis were growing, it looked for all the world like juicy, tender, legs of roast mutton. If only they weren't sprouting from the ground on stems, growing like a garden of surreal flowers... Then the illusion would be complete.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Ugly Feebas reviews
Feebas really is a gawky pokemon. Much like the ugly duckling, no? A retelling of the classic fairy tale with pokemon and snacks, which I find makes it a whole lot more interesting.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Complete
More Than A Memory reviews
On nights like these it was all Rouge could think about. That fight she'd had up on the ARK, it kept coming back to haunt her even now, all the many months after she had parted ways with Knuckles and the others.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Rouge, Knuckles - Complete
Too Easy reviews
Just what is it about Smash Bros that makes what would normally be a tedious, drawn out boss fight end as the default in two minutes? Our hero Link ponders this age old question while bashing in Ganondorf's face. Sorry Ganon.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Amanita reviews
The cheerful trill of the block activating paralyzed Mario. He stood frozen with horror, his eyes glued on the deadly fungi as its delicate red and white patterned cap rose from the top of the block...
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Mario - Complete
Gratitude reviews
It's amazing how clearly one can think after being sedated for weeks. One comes to view all of life's inconveniences and pitfalls in a new light.
Marvel Zombies - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Depraved Counsel reviews
High above the streets of Babylon, the Prince's mind was ill at ease. He feared the dark urgings of his other half were affecting him more strongly than he knew...
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the ANBU Black Ops reviews
That last Harry Potter movie, Order of the Phoenix, that was a helluva lot like Lord of the Rings meets Naruto. If there really was a 'giant burning snake' jutsu, Orochimaru would totally know it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
Midnight Snacking reviews
An account of J. Jonah Jameson's last moments as he's visited by an old... friend. Warning: Yummy, yummy gore on levels you would expect in a Marvel Zombies fic.
Marvel Zombies - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Defeat in E Minor reviews
He tried his hardest and fought with everything he had, but it was useless. His foe was too powerful, too vicious. This was a fight that Chrono was destined to lose.
Chrono Trigger - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Public Enemy reviews
The tower of fear, shattered in ancient times. The road sealed by Sparda. I shall restore it... open the Demon World... and all Earth shall tremble at my name!
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,868 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
Girl Troubles reviews
A lonely Roy bemoans one of the major failings of Super Smash Brothers Melee: a shortage of ladies.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Snake's On A What? reviews
I did the scene with Ocelot pretty much verbatim, except all the quotes that seem ridiculously out of place? All from Snakes On A Plane.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
The Last Straw reviews
Ordon Village is in ruins. The cause? Such a trivial thing as a name. Of course, it wasn't trivial to Link. Slightly gorey, huzzah!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Link - Complete
A Mail Order Mystery reviews
It's the first of the month, the mail's here, but what could be in that parcel? A short about one of Hellboy's most carefully guarded secrets.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Her Reason reviews
The Chosen of Sylvarant's hatred is no longer just a matter of taste after this, an encounter with an infernal foodstuff.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Colette B. - Complete
Hook, Line, and Sinker reviews
Doing business with the Joker is dangerous. It's vital to have just the right thing to close the deal. Who would have guessed the Clown Prince loves bath toys?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2006 - The Joker - Complete
Diabolus Irae reviews
...but the human spirit is weak, their memories as fleeting as morning mist. The hero who purchased their freedom with his own blood became but a legend, and over time, the legend became nothing but a fairytale.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
The End of Days reviews
We know that the world ended in a zombie invasion, but how did the invasion actually happen? The story of a disastrous dinner party. Rated for alcohol use, zombie gore, and violence. Huzzah!
Marvel Zombies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
Lost in Translation reviews
Chaos are cute, Chaos are cuddly. This is true, but just what does their adorable babble really mean?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
The Second Wave reviews
A lull in battle means the enemy is dead or regrouping.
Doom - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
I Hope reviews
How pitiful. What a pathetic choice of last words...
Marvel Zombies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Objection! reviews
Drabble, but it had to be said. Someone needs to stand up for Xemnas. Rewritten.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Xemnas, Axel - Complete
Contradictions reviews
...Xelha, I know I'm just a guardian spirit, but I think it's time we had a talk... The tone of the spirit's voice wasn't its normal cheerful burble. Something was bothering it.
Baten Kaitos - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Complete
The Proposal reviews
The unimaginable had happened. Dante was drunk. Smashed, wasted, intoxicated, inebriated...
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
True Colors reviews
A well kept secret has been revealed. You've been lying to us Sonic...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Sonic, Shadow - Complete
To What End reviews
There was once a young scholar who wanted to rid the world of miasma. He traveled from his home in search of truth and was never heard from again. The story of De Nam's quest to Conall Curach.
Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
Soylent Chalice reviews
70 years in the future, a process for creating crystals has been discovered. What is the secret of Soylent Chalice? An homage to the retro movie Soylent Green, spoliers for it and Chronicles.
Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/20/2006 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Complete
Break Free reviews
Sonic's thoughts during the first cutscene of Sonic Adventure 2 and as he boards through the beginning of City Escape.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Sonic - Complete
The Question reviews
Ever wonder why the town crystal in Marr's Pass has a that huge lock and chain on it? A little humor, a little conspiracy and a whole lot of Striped Bandits!
Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
The Sign reviews
Shadow's had a lot of experience with weapons during the battle against the Black Arms, but one weapon in particular made a huge impression.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Shadow - Complete
Delicious reviews
Amidatty does some soul searching and makes a momentous decision against his better judgement.
Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Complete
Give it a Try reviews
Remember that delightful minigame in Leuda? The one where you'd jump on the trampoline? What happens when the village elder decides to have a go?
Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Complete