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Joined 07-23-06, id: 1098078, Profile Updated: 06-22-11
Author has written 11 stories for Star Wars, Harry Potter, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

I'm a young lady who rarely has time to write, but loves it when she does. Enjoy my work, don't be afraid to review, and most of all be open-minded.

Right now my muses are interested in Harry Potter, Star Wars, Batman (Nolanverse) and Law and Order: CI.

LOVE AND HAPPINESS FOREVER

I am available for Beta-reading, so if you need a Beta send me a PM and I will be ON IT!

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Mourning by 1BadJoke reviews
The Joker was many things, but suicidal was not one of them.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
How it Was, and How it would Be by wbss21 reviews
The Joker was once a boy. And while the world around him thought him odd, he too thought exactly the same of them. Rated M for language and acts of violence.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,651 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Joker
Falling in to Nothing by wbss21 reviews
A new series of murders forces Batman to seek help from the one man he hoped he'd never have to. But is it a choice he'll live to regret? My first Nolanverse story!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,698 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Enough With The Brooding, Already! by Sol en la Noche reviews
A humorous fic about a beta reader who has had enough with plots that don’t make any sense, especially the ones with all the brooding…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Doorway by Frederick Grace reviews
Most people stick to what they know. Some people dive headfirst into the unknown. What if you had to make a choice – Die as a coward, or gamble everything, just to find out what could’ve happened? Which would you pick?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Severus S. - Complete
Here and Then by Invaderk reviews
Onesided LE/SS. Snape has always been a man of his word, and he's going to fix this mess before it kills him. Lily, on the other hand, is not so thrilled with the idea. You see, it's her wedding day and Snape wasn't invited...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
If Only He Was Blonde by amyniknak reviews
Severus sometimes wonders how his life could have been different. Severus/Lily, one shot, set during seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Severus S., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Because They Loved Her by SumRandomNutt reviews
Severus reflects on his relationship with Lily and why, exactly, they will never be together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Doing Time with Hermione Granger by Kailin reviews
He might have been declared a war hero by Harry Potter, but there was still that tiny little incident of assisted suicide that worried the Wizengamot. Severus Snape is assigned to community service and encounters a certain bushyhaired knowitall.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,055 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Wish You Were Here by coeur de lyon reviews
oneshot: SeverusxLily. Belated holiday fic. "It's the end of the world tomorrow, Sev. Did you know?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
The God and the angel by Verseprose reviews
After the Death of Glitter concert Curt goes backstage and meets Mandy. He catches sight of Arthur.
Velvet Goldmine - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007
Snape, A History by Kailin reviews
Hermione GrangerWeasley turns to a familiar source of comfort when her marriage runs into trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,767 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Silent Night by Kailin reviews
Severus Snape takes a break in the midst of the Christmas holidays to reflect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Into The North by Kailin reviews
Fifteen years after Voldemort's fall, Severus Snape thought he'd finally found peace. Then he received an unexpected visit, and discovers that he's not the only one needing to make peace with the past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,102 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
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Chaos reviews
AU. Voldemort was impressed - very impressed - by the Joker's reign of terror in Gotham. Now that he has recruited the clown for himself, the Order has to find some unorthodox allies of their own... Rated for language and violence in future chapters .
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Voldemort, Joker
Love Your Enemy reviews
AU. Bruce is 21, and desperate to find meaning in his shallow lifestyle. He decides to foster an orphan from the Narrows, not knowing he would witness the breaking point of the disturbed young man who would become his nemesis. Rating details inside.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Pokerface reviews
A young Joker ruminates on society and his place in the deck. Drabble. Rated T for themes of suicide.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Joker - Complete
Showstoppers reviews
Bella is a dancer, hardened by life and haunted by the past. When her home is invaded by the same people who killed her father, she meets a Jedi who teaches her to change the world... Qui-Gon/Original Character; Reviews needed!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,983 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Qui-Gon J.
Losing Something Twice reviews
Response to Severitus's Challenge. Harry, faced with early retirement from the Auror office, teaches Defense at Hogwarts. His world is turned around after a trip to the Headmistress's office and a look behind Dumbledore's portrait... Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,387 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Statute of Secrecy reviews
The Ministry finds out about the biggest breach in the Statute of Secrecy in wizarding history. The shock waves of this breach spread across the magical community as they slowly discover fan fiction....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008
Alone reviews
Severus finds the cursed ring in Dumbledore's office. Surely it isn't still cursed? He turns it over in his hands.... What's that sound?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Puppy reviews
Remus stands alone among his classmates, a werewolf. When his mother finds out about his near-attack on Snape, she sends a Howler. Could things get any worse for Lupin? Response to Good Vibes Howler Challenge. I OWN NOTHING!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Perfect Potion reviews
Harry has really outdone himself in Potions today. He is thoroughly pleased with himself as he turns in his potion, but wait - what's that on Snape's desk?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sparkle reviews
All fifth year students are required to have a meeting with their Head of House in order to discuss their career and future. When Draco goes to meet with Snape, what does he say? Is Death-Eating the career for him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
Peaches and Cream reviews
ObiWan is delighted with Anakin's cooking, but has no idea what kind of effect it will have on him.... My first story, so review it for me!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
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