Littlest Cactushide bio
 Author has written 12 stories for Twilight, Star Wars, and H2O: Just Add Water. About Cactus: I don't really know what to say, other than the fact that I'm back on my Twilight bullshit. Also, I'm really bad about answering PMs! If you ever wanna chat with me, ask me for my Discord! It'll be easier for me to have a conversation that way! :) Story Statuses: Trial by Water: Started writing chapter 9 and plan to update sometime after the new year. The Sea in Between: Working on a New Moon AU spinoff. A Body of Water and Bones: Undergoing minor SPAG edits. Whirlpools and Sinking Skeletons: Writing Edward's POV is a big pain in my butt. I'll get to this eventually :) Needle and Haystack Life: This is a plot bunny that resulted from one of the Discord Twilight servers I'm in. I'm currently working on an actual outline for this story, before I get too deep into it. Moonstruck: It’s at its baby plot bunny stage. Not sure how far I’ll get on it. Links: Playlist for A Body of Water and Bones. (https://spotify (dot) link/Q0ucGyYbZDb) Spanish Translation for A Body of Water and Bones. (https://archiveofourown (dot) org /works/30188145) Bridesmaid • dresses (https://www (dot) pinterest (dot) com/pin/5699937016181225/) (https://www (dot) pinterest (dot) com/pin/7951736827339536/) Wedding dress (https://www (dot) pinterest (dot) com/pin/568298046741543059/) Fanart for Moonstruck. (https://archiveofourown (dot) org /works/31619054) |
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The Slip by MegyWrites reviews
Esme slips up... Set during Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/23/2022 - Alice, Bella, Edward, Esme - Complete
Pieces of the Memories by audreyii-fic reviews
Renee leaves Charlie *and* Bella. AU drabble series following the Swan family, the Black family, and the Clearwater family. Eventual Jacob/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,242 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
My Big Phat Twilight Parody by Sanyoshosajira reviews
AU. Cutting out Meyer's Bella. Inserting realistic teenager. Maybe, just maybe, Bella will shut up about the weather in Forks and not whore herself out to supernatural forces.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,142 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Bella
Westermarck Effect by nosleep3 reviews
When Renesmee makes a discovery and a decision, Jacob is forced to come to terms with the flaws of the imprint. Is there anything stronger than a supernatural bond? A story of emotional growth, centered around Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,730 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Jacob - Complete
Cowboys & Indians by Minisinoo reviews
Lessons on the road in a journey through time. Existentialism, a Texas pow-wow, a '67 Mustang, a bar brawl, Pocahontas, and Jack Kerouac. Sometimes, family is chosen, even if they're not who we expect. Jasper, Leah & Seth, Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,891 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
Huilen's Story by persephonesfolly reviews
Forced to care for the monster who slaughtered her sister and cursed against her will to live the life of a vampire. This is Huilen's untold story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,873 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Huilen, Nahuel - Complete
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Inside the Faraday Cage reviews
Lauren curled her lip. "What? Are you like, retarded?" "Yes," I said, unironically. "I have autism." The chatter of those sitting at our lunch table suddenly died and they stared at me with varying levels of discomfort. Jessica laughed nervously. "You're joking, right?" I turned to her, staring somewhere above her shoulder. "No." [Self-Insert]
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,450 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 11/30 - Published: 11/30/2022 - Edward, Jasper, OC - Complete
Starlight reviews
When Nadia's wish to wake up as a Swan comes true, she couldn't be more ecstatic. Or, a self-insert that wants to be a self-insert, as seen through the eyes of Edward. [SI-OC]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,800 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 6/24 - [Edward, OC]
In the Gentle Grip of Nightfall reviews
"Master Tera said that nothing ever happened by accident. If he was to be believed, then I should've known that my first encounter with Anakin wouldn't be my last. The Force was clearly at work, but I didn't know what to think. After all, what could a person like me possibly have to offer Anakin Skywalker?" [SI-OC]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,550 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 3/20 - [Anakin Skywalker, OC]
The Sea in Between reviews
Different choices are made, but somehow, everything stays the same. [Collection of spinoffs for A Body of Water and Bones, SI-OC]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,900 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 11/12/2020 - [Edward, OC] Aro, Fred - Complete
Trial by Water reviews
"So, you want to know why Sam fucked off with Emily? I'll tell you why." Should she have taken this spineless, bland white girl at her word? Perhaps not. But Leah was never one for turning a blind eye to the truth. Even when it felt like a hand had struck her chest and viciously clawed out what was left of her heart. [Companion to A Body of Water and Bones, SI-OC from Leah's POV]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,550 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 9/24/2021 - Jacob, Leah, Quil Jr., OC
All the Love You Left Behind reviews
It is Christmas Eve of 1927 and Carlisle cannot bear to go home.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2023 - [Carlisle, Esme] Edward - Complete
On the Mouth of Hell reviews
The last thing she remembered was the leech's arms snagging around her, and then―white-hot excruciating pain and the grinding snap of a hundred bones shattering to pieces, rupturing flesh, slicing apart organs. Death should've been the end. Instead, Leah Clearwater has awoken as Bella Swan. And the first thing on the agenda appears to be attending her own funeral.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,350 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/31/2023 - Edward, Leah, Sue - Complete
A Body of Water and Bones reviews
"It was a good distinction to make. I wasn't Bella, but for the time being, I could be Isabella." Because time marches on and waking up as Bella Swan is unfortunate, but it's not the end of the world. Only the end of her's. [SI-OC, Rated for Violence]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 225,700 - Reviews: 1898 - Favs: 2,048 - Follows: 2,148 - Updated: 10/19/2023 - Published: 9/19/2020 - [Edward, OC] Serena - Complete
Whirlpools and Sinking Skeletons reviews
whirl·pool /ˈ(h)wərlˌpo ol/ noun 1. a rapidly rotating mass of water in a river or sea into which objects may be drawn, typically caused by the meeting of conflicting currents. Was it any surprise then, that a dead girl with a watery grave and an ocean of secrets would draw him in just as strongly? [Companion to A Body of Water and Bones, SI-OC from Edward's POV]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,600 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/4/2022 - Published: 1/6/2021 - [Edward, OC]
Swallow the Sun reviews
"For a heart-stopping moment, he meant to kiss her. Her honeycomb eyes were blown wide and she stood on the tips of her toes. He leaned forward, until he quite suddenly remembered the corpse rotting at their feet." Or, the one where Alice sees Edward instead of Jasper, and after seven lonely years, she finally finds him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/3/2021 - Published: 9/1/2021 - [Edward, Alice] - Complete
Moonstruck reviews
In a few hours, the full moon is set to rise. Rikki really shouldn't be swimming about. And then she sees the boy with skin like diamond.
Crossover - Twilight & H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,000 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/15/2021 - Published: 5/31/2021 - Edward, Rikki C.
Needle and Haystack Life reviews
It's been 45 years since they dwelled in Hoquiam, Washington. But Forks is no longer a block of buildings and prairie homesteads amongst looming forests. Instead, it's flourished into a small, respectable town all its own. So, the Cullens make an early return. At a time when Charlie is only 16 and Billy has become fully aware of the supernatural. What's the worst that could happen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/15/2021 - Alice, Billy, Charlie S., Edward