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Two For One by Ourliazo reviews
Harry thinks to himself; why not? So he picks up a little Tom Riddle and tries to indoctrinate the boy into following a Gryffindor approved set of morals. He grabs Gellert Grindelwald too because if he screws up with one, he still has another try. (Poor Harry never does quite understand that he's not the one pulling the strings.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,154 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 2/26/2017 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G., Death
Pulling My Weight by Invincible Shadow reviews
During the mission to Wave, Sakura realises that she has to become a better ninja for her teammates' sake and be someone they can depend on. She vows to take her training seriously, and receives help from the most unlikely of sources; Genma Shiranui. The two form an unlikely bond and stick together through thick and thin, while Sakura improves and meets other people along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 408,589 - Reviews: 3246 - Favs: 4,184 - Follows: 4,137 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N., Genma S., Chōjūrō
Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,275 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 5,881 - Follows: 6,746 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Harry P.
Super Fan by Gavorchesan reviews
Mihoko new tenant has dogs. Talking dogs. And he may also be the Hokage, but he's not going to tell her that. Kakashi x Oc
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,371 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/24/2020 - Published: 1/23/2020 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Gai M., OC
Windows by Gaara's Panda-hime reviews
Gotham is a shifty city, everyone knows it but no one talks about it. It also has rules; unwritten rules that everyone follows. Don't go out after dark, avoid alleys at all times, keep your nose where it belongs and don't open your windows when you hear weird noises. Marley didn't listen to the last unwritten rule. -Friendship/Humor/Eventual Romance
Batman - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 96,459 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 11/3/2020 - Published: 8/19/2019 - Jason T./Red Hood, OC
The Jacket by thinkingoutloud6 reviews
Marinette decides to make Chat Noir a jacket after she notices that his suit doesn't keep out the cold very well. But what happens when he decides to wear the jacket to school—as his civilian self? (Marichat/Adrienette) [Complete]
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,106 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/12/2020 - Published: 5/27/2020 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
connected hearts by Alexxya reviews
After she finds out about his actions in Kumo, Sakura decides she needs to kill Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,441 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2020 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Team Seven
The Villain Wrangler by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 49,579 - Reviews: 2255 - Favs: 7,612 - Follows: 7,784 - Updated: 7/5/2020 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman, OC
The Note by MeganRachel09 reviews
Bella can't get the image of Edward Cullen's murderous glare out of her mind after their first encounter in Biology. When she is cheated of the opportunity to demand an explanation from him, she takes matters into her own hands and gives his siblings a note to take home to him. Saw this on tumblr and had to write it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/30/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adonis Makes It Look Easy by MyNameIsThunder reviews
When Harry Potter irrevocably dragged Draco Malfoy into his life, it was without a warning, and he called him by the wrong name the entire time. To be fair, Draco only realised it was Harry Potter at the same time that Potter realised he wasn't 'Liam', so those two things kind of cancelled each other out. All you had to do was squint.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,630 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/18/2020 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
The Perils of Dimension Hopping by thatdamnuchiha reviews
Being dragged into a different dimension while in the middle of a war isn't the thing Sakura had in mind – so obviously she grabbed onto something to try and stop herself from falling down the rabbit hole. It didn't work. Plus the thing she happened to grab onto was a person who came along for the ride. Too bad that person happened to be one Uchiha Madara. Elfling!Sakura&Madara
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,866 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/12/2020 - Published: 10/19/2019 - Frodo B., Glorfindel, Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Genjutsu by uchihaaxhyuugaa reviews
A night of kinky fun. Genjutsu casted, dumb Uchiha had forgotten to hide it his hickey and her underwear was left at his place. Hinata was determined to make him admit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,145 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/31/2020 - Published: 5/9/2020 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Where The Falcons Fly by MyNameIsThunder reviews
Where the Falcons fly, there's blood. Where Draco goes, there usually is too. That's his job, after all – heal morons and the people who get in their way. He could deal with that, he thinks, if only there wasn't Harry fucking Potter, Seeker, who gets injured a lot even by the Falcons' standards and seems to have made a habit of inserting himself in Draco's private life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 90 - Words: 287,175 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/29/2020 - Published: 4/1/2020 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
The girl who stole his tomatoes by louhwest reviews
"Anything?" The blonde girl asked with an evil grin. Now, Sasuke didn't know any better. At age seven, he didn't know he was signing his soul off to the devil so he didn't really think that one word would create such impact. "yes." Saskue x Naruko . SasuNaru. modern au
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,023 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/29/2020 - Published: 4/29/2020 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Naruko U.
Whoa, Mama by mxstyassasxin reviews
Day 20 of my 24 birthday onshots. This one inspired by Whoa, Mama from Bright Star. Harry is very aware that Draco is pissed off with him for some reason, but he has no idea what that reason is. After 24 hours of hardly speaking with his boyfriend, he takes matters into his own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2020 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Marinette's Choice by Cochrane reviews
"Yes, that sounds like something that would kill your average Marinette," said Alya to Adrien and Kagami. "Maybe you should have hesitated a bit before suggesting that she'd choose between you two with a kissing contest." One-shot, crack, Adrigaminette
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/23/2020 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Kagami T./Riposte] Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge - Complete
Burnt Kitchen by uchihaaxhyuugaa reviews
"What is the one t-thing I told y-you not to do?" Hinata took a deep breath in, "Not to burn the kitchen." "And w-what did you do?". "Made you tea…" – "And burned the kitchen." Sasuke finished. post-war au.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/22/2020 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Carry on Wayward Chat by LuckyLady7 reviews
The last thing Ladybug expected to see when she passed Adrien Agreste's window to deliver a love letter was Chat Noir jamming out to 80's rock.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/20/2020 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
The Marriage Rock by duplicitywrites reviews
The first time Tom proposes to Harry, they're seven years old. (COMPLETE.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/19/2020 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Word of the Day by Archaeologist reviews
Arthur's not really into words of the day but Merlin certainly was. And with the right motivation, even a simple word could turn wicked.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2020 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Prince's Pet (Complete) by Freya Ishtar reviews
*AU* Gifted to the prince on her 18th birthday, the palace is the only life outside of Solitude Hermione knows. When the Potters are overthrown, her fate seems sealed. That is, until her ownership ends up in the hands of Lord Lucius Malfoy, who thinks she will make the perfect gift for his son . . . and perhaps for himself. (poly-fic [multiple pairings])
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,057 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 4/26/2020 - Published: 5/29/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M., Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Life After Death by ryulabird2 reviews
Once, Harry died in a forest, and that was the start of all his troubles. Not Voldemort, not the Dursleys. Just dying... and then choosing to get up again. Harry goes on an extended holiday to forget everything, but he keeps running into a smooth talking, stylishly dressed stranger. Harry knows he shouldn't, some part of him can't help but enjoy the man's company.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,653 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 2,112 - Follows: 2,581 - Updated: 4/23/2020 - Published: 7/12/2016
Malicious, Magical, Malfoy by bor902 reviews
People often complained about a lack of birthright. Being reborn as Draco Malfoy meant I had the opposite issue. So many new things to take into account. Politics, magic, family traditions, the wizarding world and this odd new power that insisted my new reality was a game. What's a Gamer SI to do. Semi-inspired by "Magical Player", "In Bad Faith" and "Puppet of time"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,881 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 2,891 - Updated: 4/21/2020 - Published: 11/3/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M., Abraxas M.
is that all you got? by Grilled Cheesby reviews
Kakashi is a bundle of issues and easily the least well adjusted of his students. It's why when the young boy stalks up to Obito and viciously punches him in the nose, he isn't particularly surprised. KakaObi Time travel w/ Outsider POV #10 Bad Things Happen Bingo Fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/15/2020 - [Kakashi H., Obito U.] Rin, Minato N. - Complete
Riding with the winds by YepTheRebel reviews
Harry finds himself in a new, strange world. Adapting… could've gone better. Harry-is-Skull fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,673 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 2,641 - Follows: 3,329 - Updated: 4/15/2020 - Published: 11/16/2017 - Harry P., Skull, Arcobaleno
Fated Design by My Bated Breath reviews
"This was not normal. This was not happening. Marinette's common sense told her that she was just seeing things, yet here he was, lying down on her favorite bench in her favorite park as if the world hadn't just tilted on its axis." OR: In which Marinette likes to pretend that superheroes don't exist, but she also likes to feed lonely magical cats every other night. Marichat AU.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/12/2020 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir]
A Stranger by Loeka reviews
How did it come to this? Oh wait, I remember now. My weakness for all things cute. (Self-Insert)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 139,243 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 4/11/2020 - Published: 10/23/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., OC - Complete
All Tied Up by MyNameIsThunder reviews
Blaise is determined to find out why the entrance to the Slytherin common room is acting up all of a sudden. Draco is determined to keep it a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,455 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/7/2020 - Harry P., Draco M., Pansy P., Blaise Z. - Complete
You're My Anchor, So Steady Me Now by RisingQueen2 reviews
Shikamaru can honestly say he did not expect this result when he confronted a feral looking Naruto, but he was not complaining how it turned out for them. Dom/sub AU. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,046 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/5/2020 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Three to a Team by Cinnamunk reviews
A sudden epiphany about two of her oldest teammates leaves 21-year-old Haruno Sakura feeling a bit left out. Will their next Team 7 dinner settle the score? NaruSasuSaku. Blank period AU. Rated M for language/sensuality.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,433 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/4/2020 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Only idiots try to woo those who are already in love with them by Miss-Ecchi reviews
"So...Marinette Dupain-Cheng Noir, huh?" Oooh, Adrien wasn't going to let her get away with that so easily. His lady seems to have a crush on him, Chat Noir him! And there's no way in hell he's going to let that go. However, he has a plan and he refuses to go off tangent. "Personally, I think Marinette Agreste has a nicer ring to it, don't you think?"
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 78 - Published: 3/25/2020 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
A Hamster Named Solitude by writeringoodfaith reviews
Marinette was a normal girl, with a normal life. All she wanted was to pick up her hamster and carry on with her career goals - a situation finally picking up steam after landing a coveted position at Gabriel. Meeting a cute, strange blond boy at the pet store with an awful sense of humour was definitely not part of the plan. No-magic AU.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,405 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/12/2020 - Published: 2/5/2020 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Mafia-ful Boyfriend by Dictator4Life reviews
In which Iemitsu sends Tsuna an eroge, and the characters come to life. In order to return them to the game world, he has to seduce all the colorful and dangerously violent characters and beat the game. With the help of the game's sadistic narrator, Tsuna sets out to do just that, and hopefully get through the experience with dignity intact. ALL27
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,226 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 3/11/2020 - Published: 12/29/2015 - [Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation]
Spider-Man Reads Thirst Tweets Buzzfeed Celeb by jenniboo311 reviews
"Hi, I'm your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man!" He salutes the camera with two fingers, sitting at a table in his signature mask, a simple dark green t-shirt, and jeans in front of a light blue set. "I'm here to read your thirst-fueled tweets and irreparably harm my wholesome image."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2020 - Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
Living on Gin and Adrenaline by germankitty aka Dagmar Buse reviews
Gin-based longdrinks, an involuntarily started bar fight, and a night spent in the drunk tank with a certain Marcus Flint, are enough to send Draco Malfoy on a fast tailspin down Knockturn Alley. Enter Auror Harry Potter and his saving-people thing. Well, f*ck him! ... hmmm ... okay?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,276 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/2/2020 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Five Minutes by P-Artsypants reviews
Gabriel has had enough of all these girls fighting over Adrien. He decides it's high time Adrien picks one, and arranges the perfect opportunity for him to do so. Each candidate has five minutes to present why they'd be a good girlfriend. Marinette decides to take this opportunity to shoot her shot.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,480 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 97 - Published: 1/20/2020 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Lila R./Volpina - Complete
Drunken mishap by Sonya-Heather-DeVito reviews
A little too much drink at the Yule Gala probably wasn't the best idea, or was it a help in disguise for Harriet? Female Harry/Voldemort (Tom Riddle) pairing. Canon Divergence. Fluffy Marvolo, with a little husband-wife banter. Rating M. This is mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/10/2020 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
GQ: Spider-Man Goes Undercover on Reddit, YouTube, and Twitter by jenniboo311 reviews
"Hey I'm Spider-Man," he begins in a friendly voice as he flips open the lid of the laptop in front of him decisively, "And I'm going undercover on the internet." The video cuts to a title screen as it types out "Actually Me with Spider-Man" as Spider-Man says off screen, "It's actually me!"
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2020 - Complete
His Hoodie by Freckled Princess of Arendelle reviews
Adrien has a tendency to forget his things whenever he visits Marinette. (Adrienette fluff)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/27/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
It's Just the Start by LabGirl2001 reviews
Tattoo Soulmate AU where people are born with soulmate tattoos that dictate who their romantic, platonic, and enemy soulmate are. Most people have at most three, but Marinette and Adrien are a little different.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/25/2019 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Hermione's choice by keitaya reviews
What if Hermione told the truth about why she was atacked in first year?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,589 - Reviews: 1721 - Favs: 4,690 - Follows: 5,289 - Updated: 12/23/2019 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Truth Hurts by babyvfan reviews
Honesty is always key, they say. At least until it bites Harry in the arse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/27/2019 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Magnetized by Aelibia reviews
A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. Beware this plotless filth, oh innocent browser. Your life will never be the same. UPDATE 11/2019: Went back and cleaned this up, fixed Konan's chapter, adjusted the ending. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,237 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 11/9/2019 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Deidara, Konan - Complete
Let them eat cake by Archaeologist reviews
Arthur was nosy enough for both of them, especially when there's cake involved. And Merlin couldn't seem to hide anything from Arthur, either. Merlin thought it most annoying.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2019 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
i'd love to see you by Grilled Cheesby reviews
"We're going to talk about how you massacred the clan on the orders of Shimura Danzō, and about the fact that the man who claims to be Uchiha Madara isn't in fact Uchiha Madara, but a delusional relative of ours who's been manipulated by him and the will of a crazy goddess trapped on the moon, but first—I'm going to tear your fucking eye out of your fucking socket." BTHB #4
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/8/2019 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
the memories bring back, memories bring back you by Grilled Cheesby reviews
Sasuke has returned to the past and he wishes he never had the opportunity to remember what he had long ago forgotten: Itachi was a monster long before Danzō got his hands on him. ItaSasu, Heavily implied underage NON-CON. Rated M for subject matter. Bad Things Happen Bingo #1
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/26/2019 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.] - Complete
Just Friends! by Chocolate X My Mouth reviews
Adrien and Marinette aren't exactly ready to go public with their relationship just yet... but Marinette has an idea. Sure, they can hold hands, kiss, and even make out in public if they want to! All they have to do is insist that they're just friends! Adrien's all on board. Alya, meanwhile, is about to have an aneurysm.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 91 - Published: 9/5/2019 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Tsuna's a What? by ariathal2410 reviews
When Tsuna is young, he gets into an occult phase. Problem is, he never really grows out of it, because he's actually really good at it. Reborn can only adapt as best he can when he comes to train him. Semi-AU, Witch! Tsuna, crack-ish, oneshot
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,819 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 423 - Published: 9/2/2019 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
The Uchiha's Strange Confession by Ravenuchiha512 reviews
A tale about how the world's biggest bastard captured the heart of the village sweetheart. ----- Just a warning :- This story will have lots of profanities and is basically a crackfic. Characters will be immensely OOC, especially Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/26/2019 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Tight Pink Pants by Chocolate X My Mouth reviews
Adrien just thought this was going to be a normal, Saturday workout with his girlfriend Marinette... turns out its a lot more difficult when she's wearing an outfit that he just can't keep his eyes off of. (Tooth-rotting fluff! Slightly aged up. T for teenagers flirting, lol)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/23/2019 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Of Courtship and Kidnapping by thatdamnuchiha reviews
Konohagakure has always been fairly odd in the eyes of other villages. Their old courtship rituals were just a minor part in that renown reputation, and a time-travelling Sakura takes full advantage of those.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 86 - Published: 8/22/2019 - [Sakura H., Madara U.] - Complete
He Was (Not!) A Skater Boy by Chocolate X My Mouth reviews
Alix's fifteenth birthday party is being held at the roller skating rink, and everyone is extremely excited. Well, all except for Adrien, who can't roller skate to save his life. However, a certain blue-haired girl is determined to help him get into the rink and have a good time. But a brown-haired liar is determined to ruin the moment... (Pure and tooth-rotting Adrienette fluff.)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/13/2019 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Alix K./Timebreaker, Lila R./Volpina - Complete
Your Words Upon My Skin by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
When he turned ten years old, he was certain he would always be alone. Then, just before he turned eleven, he was proven that just like everyone else, there was someone out there for him. And Tom swore he would do anything in his power to protect them. After all, he had always been protective of his things, and was there anything more his than his soul?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 177 - Published: 7/29/2019 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Horace S. - Complete
Caves and Other Awkward Meeting Places by thatdamnuchiha reviews
Tobirama was having a bad day. Not only had the rest of the clansmen accompanying him died, but his enemy had been spectacular with water jutsu. It might not have been unbearable if the temperatures weren't plummeting fast. Taking shelter in a nearby cave should've been simple, but like most things in his life it got complicated. Why? Nobody told him Uchiha Madara was in there too.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/17/2019 - [Tobirama S., Madara U.] - Complete
Names by WaffleDogOfficial reviews
When the red-headed woman walked into the coffee shop, Tenten already knew exactly what kind of customer she was going to get. A coffee shop AU in which Tenten misspells Karin's name in increasingly creating ways.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2019 - [Tenten, Karin U.]
Forged for You by Whimstories reviews
"Excalibur? As in the legendary sword?" It wasn't until that moment Arthur realized the sword was no longer on the dining table where he left it. The cloth that wrapped around its blade was tangled in the limbs of the man gobbling his food. "You're the sword?" Excalibur!Merlin AU, Written for Merlin Reverse Bang
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,533 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/16/2019 - [Arthur, Merlin] - Complete
Jurisdiction by MakeItVoid reviews
Skull is the fearsome god of the underworld and Reborn is a little human who just died. They meet when Reborn slaughters his way across the underworld in protest because he's firmly an atheist and he would like to speak with management please.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/18/2019 - [Skull, Reborn] - Complete
Incandescent by silverfootsteps reviews
Spurned by her fiancee and humiliated in the eyes of the court, Sakura does what any well-mannered, noble lady would do. She seeks a path of political vengeance to bring the Crown to its knees. "This was a political marriage, to begin with. So the consequences will be political as well." CourtlyintrigueAU. Itasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,018 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 5/13/2019 - Published: 4/24/2019 - Complete
Gas Station by VesperChan reviews
Three stowaways make Sakura's job a little more difficult than she bargained for. They say they know it will be worth her while, but she has a hard time believing one gas station could make up for all the trouble she has to put up with as she drives three escaped harem boys across the red, red world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,794 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/1/2019 - Published: 4/24/2019 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Tony Unsupervised: Part 1 by Bamboo Tora reviews
Darcy just wanted coffee...
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2019 - Thor, Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Not Dumbledore by kathryn518 reviews
Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 2,786 - Follows: 954 - Published: 4/21/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
waiting is wasting for people like me by Kolbie Ru-Ru reviews
Katsuki has played this game before. He knows how this goes. And this time, he's going to f*cking win. [Bakugou Katsuki is reborn as Uchiha Sasuke. No Pairings. Crack treated semi-seriously. Becomes wildly AU after a certain point.]
Crossover - Naruto & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 431 - Published: 3/28/2019 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Katsuki B.
Coffee shop rumble by Just-Breathe401 reviews
Everybody on campus loves Tsuna. He's just a ball of sunshine. He always helps out whenever he can and he deserves the world! So when this asshole calling him trash and threatening bodily harm shows up one day? Well, his friends won't stand for it. (Title has pretty much nothing to do with story, just couldn't think of a name)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/8/2019 - [Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Xanxus] H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
The Lackey by Deacog reviews
He could already feel his tight grip on the mask slipping with everyday that he was pushed around by his so called friends. It was only a matter of time before it cracked. He wasn't sure what he would do once it did. He was a Cloud afterall, not that many people seemed to remember that tiny little fact. How could Skull, the lackey, the weakling, be anything other than that? Male OC
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,019 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 110 - Published: 2/18/2019 - [Skull, OC] - Complete
Spider-Man: I Quit by Mezazra reviews
So the legendary hero has finally had enough. The sinister six's latest attempt to bring Spider-Man down by framing him for murder ends with the other heroes believing them and taking the villains's word over Spidey's. So he decides to teach all of them a lesson. Short Story. 8 chapters only
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,176 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 1/16/2019 - Published: 7/20/2018 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W., Mattie F.
Equinox by silverfootsteps reviews
Sakura is half-siren, half-human, and 100% unprepared for what waits for her when she moves to a little seaside town. A place where calling someone a monster always receives the answer: "….well, duh". Monster AU. Multisaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,939 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 12/27/2018 - Published: 7/25/2018 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Kiba I., Tobirama S. - Complete
Just Another Tuesday by ariathal2410 reviews
Tsuna doesn't know why all this supernatural shit started happening in his life, but he'd really like it to stop now please. Mild Arco27
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,518 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 258 - Published: 12/27/2018 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Arcobaleno - Complete
Tsuna and the Zero Fuck Given by Sally.H11 reviews
Tsuna found out a way to get away from the bullshitery. Crack.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 138 - Published: 12/22/2018 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
Gift That Keeps on Giving by babyvfan reviews
Holiday shopping? Sounds perfect given the season. Shopping with the future mother-in-law? Also sounds perfect. The set of zeros, the great set of zeros, stamped onto the price tag pointed out the possibility that she might have made a mistake in thinking the afternoon would be smooth sailing. *features fem-Harry, muggle AU*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,592 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/20/2018 - Harry P., Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
All The Pretty Things by Juniper11 reviews
The whole League knows that Sakura Haruno has a few screws loose. Everyone except Superman. The Man of Steel refuses to accept that Sakura is crazy. He also refuses to stay out of her love life. Sakura is thankful that he's so pretty.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,606 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/15/2018 - [Sakura H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman] Zatanna Z.
Victory by Grilled Cheesby reviews
That's not to say, Sasuke thinks detachedly, that the Warring States Period doesn't affect him. He didn't live through it, however. He was never supposed to live through it. And yet, he snorts, here he finds himself. Sasuke-centric Time Travel One-Shot. Madara/Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/3/2018 - [Sasuke U., Madara U.] - Complete
Grandparents Day & Parents Day by killjoykhaleesi reviews
Grandparents Day & Parents Day at Midtown High, featuring Peter Parker's unimpressed Grandpa Steve and show-off IronDad.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,745 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 155 - Published: 11/10/2018 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
Honeypot by Grilled Cheesby reviews
[DRABBLE] With the positive test held loosely in his hand, Kakashi struggled not to panic. He was pregnant. He had whelped. There was a tiny baby growing inside him. Oh Kami, Kakashi cursed, his face growing paler beneath his mask, he was pregnant with an Akatsuki member's baby. (Mpreg; Kakashi/Obito, Sukea/Tobi) [Part 1 of the KakaObi Honeypot verse]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/9/2018 - [Kakashi H., Obito U.] - Complete
Except That Little Closet by Lomonaaeren reviews
Dark fic, gen. Draco is convinced that his mother was murdered, though the official verdict is suicide. He persuades disgraced Auror Harry Potter to investigate. But the longer he does so, the more uneasy Harry is about the strange stories Draco is telling him- and about the little room that is always kept locked. Twoshot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/8/2018 - Published: 11/7/2018 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pride and Power by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPTMR, sequel to Earning His Notice. Harry, stuck in the past and asked by Dumbledore to infiltrate the ranks of Riddle's Death Eaters, is also being courted by Riddle himself, and by the Aurors, and by a couple of people who might not have anything to do with them. Harry struggles to hold onto his sense of himself and reality in the midst of all this. Threeshot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,554 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 11/2/2018 - Published: 10/31/2018 - [Tom R. Jr., Harry P.] Albus D. - Complete
Allure by apfelpomme reviews
An idyllic all-girls school in 1894 becomes Marinette's hell. Her days are haunted by sinful thoughts of her roommate, the preacher's daughter, Adrienne Agreste. Her nights are full of dreams invaded by a cat-eared succubus. Pray for her. The smutty MariChat femslash AU you didn't know you needed.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/20/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
What Maya Would Do For A Butter Cookie by PepperSalt45 reviews
Maya really wants a butter cookie, so she drags Lucas across New York to get it. (Lucaya) (One-shot)
Girl Meets World - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/26/2018 - [Maya H., Lucas F.] - Complete
Think Again by T'Liana reviews
Sherlock made a name for himself deducing people, and yet, even the great Sherlock Holmes can get it wrong. This is the one time that he did it wrong. Minor Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/27/2018 - Sherlock H., John W., OC - Complete
Broken Hearts on Canvas by ImmortalObsession reviews
When a terrible turn of events lands Hermione Granger in an orphanage, nothing could possibly get worse. Or at least, nothing could get worse until Hermione meets Tom Riddle, the sulky handsome boy who likes to draw and thinks she's his newest toy...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,713 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 7/16/2018 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Burning Feathers by Seito reviews
Reborn expected many things when he came to Namimori. He expected a wishy washy kid, an Iemitsu-clone, even high pitched crying. He didn't not expect this. (Or Tsuna plus phoenix equals a lot of fire)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 392 - Published: 7/15/2018 - Nana S., Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Timoteo/Vongola IX/Vongola Nono - Complete
A Second Chance at Happiness? Maybe? by animeotaku20 reviews
A stupidly curious Harry Potter accidentally ends up in the past ... right in front of Regulus Black. Deciding he might as well stop the world going to hell, a - slightly insane - Potter drags a bewildered Regulus with him. Between ending a war and accidentally saving the Blacks, the two quickly get close. Will they have a second chance at happiness? Maybe? Slash, mentions mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,594 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 7/12/2018 - Published: 4/7/2018 - [Harry P., Regulus B.] - Complete
Earning His Notice by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPTMR pre-slash. Harry has almost accepted that he won't be going back to his own time, and he's working in a small apothecary in Diagon Alley to make ends meet. Then someone tries to blow up his employer's shop, and that brings him face-to-face with Tom Riddle, who he successfully avoided during his time at Hogwarts. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,470 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 440 - Published: 7/10/2018 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr., Abraxas M. - Complete
I Saw Mommy Kissing Superman by Juniper11 reviews
Sarada had no idea what her mother saw in Clark Kent.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/28/2018 - [Sakura H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman] Sarada U.
Sign Anything (A Retelling) by artypendragon reviews
This is the story of a prince in love with his manservant, living out a fantastic thing people call HEA. However, since it is this particular prince in question, things are more complicated than they have to be.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/1/2018 - [Arthur, Merlin] Morgana, Uther - Complete
Flowers for All Occasions by KeepCalmAndExpectoPatronum reviews
Four years after the end of the war, Neville Longbottom had fulfilled one of his lifelong ambitions by opening up his own flower shop — Augusta's Florists. While he's happy enough, day to day life is a little mundane - that is until none other than Draco Malfoy comes crashing into his shop.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,536 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/24/2018 - Harry P., Draco M., Neville L., Theodore N. - Complete
J'accuse! by TipsyRaconteur reviews
In which Kakashi and Sakura make a series of escalating accusations. Kakasaku. / Glaring at him, she said accusingly, "You like me." His eyes widened, and a short, disbelieving laugh escaped his lips. "What, are you twelve?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,546 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/23/2018 - Published: 12/17/2017 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Lamentations by Leila Secret-Smith reviews
Harry, cursed, is repeatedly reincarnated into different "heroes." This time he ends up as a very, very unlucky little Hobbit by the name of Frodo Baggins. [Powerful, cynical, Master of Death Harry; warning for strong language; no pairings]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,397 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 3/14/2018 - Published: 1/3/2018 - Harry P., Gandalf, Aragorn, Glorfindel
Not His Brother's Keeper by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In a world in which Harry's spoiled brat of a brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry feels no obligation to be heroic. Crackfic. Oneshot. Parody of Wrong Boy-Who-Lived fics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 345 - Published: 2/28/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
House Chocolates by whitedandelions reviews
It's just a schoolboy crush, really, Harry shouldn't expect the protégé of the Minister for Magic to accept his chocolates without laughing. Valentine's Tomarry Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/9/2018 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Peanut Butter Blues by ko-chan-the-blueberry-donut reviews
In which Adrien is allergic to peanut butter but loves it. Marinette isn't really helping. Adrienette Adrien/Marinette AU
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/8/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
The Love of a Cat by TheNovelArtist reviews
AU. When Marinette is caught in a compromising position, she had two options: either marry her attacker or the mysterious Lord Noir, a man who fancies wearing masks and cat ears. Her choice is easy, but learning to be a lady is not. Furthermore, Lord Barbot is not going to give her up so easily.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 131,663 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 1/29/2018 - Published: 3/17/2017 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] Theo B./Copycat - Complete
No One's Here To Sleep by mokona-pyuh reviews
In which Shukaku doesn't take kindly to the Akatsuki trying to rip him from Gaara, panics, snags both of their souls and sends them across dimensions to a new body. Crack-ish. Gaara-reborn-as-Skull.
Crossover - Naruto & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,265 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 4,133 - Follows: 2,366 - Updated: 1/25/2018 - Published: 10/18/2017 - Gaara, Shukaku, Skull, Arcobaleno - Complete
Summoning Technique by GuardianOfTheThunder reviews
Sakura wanted to escape the life she has now, and she did it by summoning an ancient being that was said to grant any wish...any wish she wanted. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/23/2018 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H.] - Complete
A Fallen, Dead Petal by WaiiKitsune reviews
It was a bright and sunny day when Tsuna coughed up a single bloody yellow daffodil. R27, Set post-canon.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,695 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/16/2017 - Published: 11/5/2017 - [Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.] - Complete
Blackout by adelheid23 reviews
This wasn't a good day for Penny to end up trapped in an elevator with a stranger. Especially since that stranger was the Joker. Set before The Dark Knight. Joker/OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,621 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 11/9/2017 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Joker, OC
Whelped by Casscade reviews
Professor Snape is tasked with delivering the letter to the boy nobody has set eyes on in ten years... Horror Oneshot: Pretty messed up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 108 - Published: 10/18/2017 - Complete
Room 114 by ImmortalObsession reviews
The new English teacher, Miss Granger, is in dire need of a glass of red wine. Actually, she needs the entire bottle after a detention with Hogwarts' worst and wickedest student: Number One. He is otherwise known as Tom Riddle, the boy-demon that rotates between moments of insufferable sass and brilliance. And he likes her tight stockings very much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 129 - Published: 10/15/2017
Tricky Cloud by Iouko Miku reviews
Skull showed up in front of all arcobalenos, marvelously wearing a dress. Like always, Viper is tired of his nonsense. (ONESHOT)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/9/2017 - Skull, Mammon/Viper, Arcobaleno - Complete
Cute and Fluffy by Iouko Miku reviews
Skull has beautiful, fluffy purple hair and a pretty face. He is just too embarassed to shows it to the mafia! (Hinted! Arcobaleno/Skull)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 162 - Published: 9/24/2017 - Skull, Arcobaleno - Complete
You like me? Really? by aemelia113 reviews
Chat notices Marinette making fun of him behind his back during the Evillustrator incident, and he's convinced that Marinette doesn't like either side of him till she stands up for his alter ego in class, which gives him hope that maybe she doesn't hate him after all. It's really hard to flirt during akuma attacks, but he'll manage. Maybe there's a spark there after all. Oneshot.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 119 - Published: 9/9/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Any Lifetime, Anywhere by Juniper11 reviews
"You look a hell of a lot prettier this go around." Sakura Haruno finds out that she's not the only person who has lived multiple lives.
Crossover - Avengers & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/20/2017 - [Sakura H., Iron Man/Tony S.] Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Like a Trike by Yojimbra reviews
Sakura's the third wheel, but guess what she's the one steering. Like a trike. Narusasusaku Sasunarusaku. Team Seven love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/14/2017 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Dragonfly by peccolia reviews
Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. Complete; all extras posted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,351 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 5,387 - Follows: 3,036 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Itachi U., Shisui U., OC - Complete
Beggar to Beggar Cried by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPTMR slash. AU. Harry has been raised from the time he was five with full knowledge of what he was, a Horcrux, and how someday he would need to die to avenge his parents. Thus, when he finds Tom Riddle's diary in his second year, he recognizes it. Horcrux speaks to Horcrux, a game of persuasion and manipulation. Twoshot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,810 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/9/2017 - Published: 7/8/2017 - [Tom R. Jr., Harry P.] - Complete
Let Them Come by Seito reviews
"Six years of marriage, and you never once mentioned you were a hitman for Millefiore," Tsuna said offhandedly. From across the room, his own weapon pointed at Tsuna, Reborn smirked, that infuriating look that drove Tsuna around the bend. "And you never mentioned that you worked for Vongola, darling." Mr. and Mrs. Smith AU
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 279 - Published: 7/9/2017 - [Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn] - Complete
It Began with a Dare by MeganRachel09 reviews
When James Potter is dared to do something, there is no chance that he won't get it done, even if it means flirting with the Scone Lady and getting caught by a scone-crazed, potentially violent, definitely pretty classmate. Tumblr prompt: "I saw you sneaking food out of the dining hall" college AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2017 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
This Candle Burns by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco has discovered the moment when everything changed for his family and doomed them to their downfall post-war. He can go back in time and change that-if he's willing to let the spell burn his life up. But Draco feels he has little left to lose, so he begins the spell, not knowing exactly what will happen at the end. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,351 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 80 - Published: 5/17/2017 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Narcissa M. - Complete
Icy Feet and Hot Legs by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
In which Marinette's sleeping habits and Chat Noir's need to tease her lead to an identity reveal.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 294 - Published: 5/14/2017 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Plagg, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Sugar Daddy by OfPaintAndOil reviews
He was ten years her senior and liked nothing more than buying her expensive things. He especially liked laying her back against his chest as he sipped vintage thousand-dollar wine as he listened to her talk about her day, running his fingers through her hair, but he wasn't her sugar daddy. Really, he wasn't. ItachixSakura. A whole bunch o' fluff. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,515 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 3/25/2017 - Published: 2/23/2017 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Paw-lov's Theory by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Ladybug decided to try and condition Chat Noir out of pun habit with kisses! Chat Noir, however, turns the table on her and now Ladybug can't resist kissing him whenever he puns. Whether or not he's wearing the mask.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,916 - Follows: 478 - Published: 2/25/2017 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Plagg - Complete
Oil in Water by jaylene reviews
When Sakura transfers to the prestigious Konoha University, she has no earthly idea of what she is about to encounter. She's in for quite a surprise.
Crossover - Naruto & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/14/2017 - Sakura H. - Complete
Dodging a Bullet by yukaraii reviews
… and everything else the world could throw at him. A two-shot in which Tsuna was ridiculously good at avoiding airborne obstacles and hitmen out for his blood. dark!Tsuna strong!Tsuna
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 210 - Published: 2/12/2017 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation
I Get Along With a Voice in My Head by aemelia113 reviews
Hawk Moth tries to akumatize Marinette, who is having none of it. He wanted a henchperson, but wound up w/ a friend. Marinette wins the villain over with sarcasm and sci-fi movie nights and finds out that he's not as scary as he seems. Oneshot. No warnings. Not shipping. I'm well aware that this is crack so what? Cover art is a manip by Aramıza Katılmalısın, who has an ML fan blog.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,498 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 472 - Published: 2/3/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Hawk Moth, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth - Complete
My Tuna Is Better by MinaNaru4ever - 8027forever reviews
Ten Year Bazooka strikes yet again! Both of Yamamoto and Tsuna are sent to the future and they meet with their future self. But what happens this time? Yamamoto and Adult Takeshi are arguing to decide whose Tsuna is better! What's going to happen? Chaos! "My Tsuna is tighter and has bigger dick. And obviously, mine is bigger than yours." Yaoi. TYL!80 x TYL!27. 8027. Humor.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/29/2017 - [T. Yamamoto, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.] - Complete
Childish Whims by skygem reviews
Everyone knows that in order to commission the number one hitman in the world for a kill, you must first win over his master, the one he's sworn his eternal loyalty to. However, when said master is an unimpressed 6-year-old who would rather be out playing with his friends, such a feat can be easier said than done. No pairings.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,977 - Follows: 2,156 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 5/26/2016 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Empathy For The Dead by Whispers Of A Mad God reviews
Namikaze Minato couldn't bear to seal the Kyūbi in his own son. A pink-haired nobody, however... (Jinchūriki!Sakura)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,851 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 112 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Saved by Hufflepuff Friendship by whitedandelions reviews
Tom Riddle probably was meant to be a Dark Lord. But this Hufflepuff won't leave him alone and somehow he gets these stupid protective feelings and he ends up saving the world. That's just great. Tom was pretty sure he would have been happier being evil, but luckily for the world, Harry strongly disagrees. Tomarry. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,441 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 470 - Published: 8/19/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] P. Sprout, Abraxas M. - Complete
won't go quietly by jaylene reviews
When Mikoto and Fugaku visit Uzushio on Kushina's request, they don't anticipate much. They certainly don't anticipate Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 93 - Published: 8/14/2016 - [Sakura H., Mikoto U., Fugaku U.] - Complete
Two Morons and A Mad House by OfPaintAndOil reviews
Sakura escaped the Uchiha mansion with her dignity intact, but that doesn't mean she's still not gonna kill Naruto and Sasuke. Now with the overprotective dog and the Paint War just beginning, she may yet just move in with Ino and be done with it all . . . or change her name and move—whichever comes first. Sequel to Sakura's Moronic Best Friends. Rated T. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,238 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 6/21/2015 - Sakura H., Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
The Balcony Scene Cliche by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Adrien has fallen head over heels in love with Romeo and Juliet and wants to play out the balcony scene but it's one o'clock in the morning and Marinette isn't playing ball.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 134 - Published: 7/10/2016 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Why Chat Noir Shouldn't Stalk Marinette by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Chat Noir learns the hard way not to underestimate his Princess when she's going down a dark alleyway...
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 167 - Published: 3/29/2016 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Plagg - Complete
Not a Damsel by ariathal2410 reviews
In which Tsuna is not a damsel, and not so much in distress. Oneshot
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 118 - Published: 3/19/2016 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
Secret Admirers by ariathal2410 reviews
Tsuna doesn't really get why people keep leaving their stuff all over his desk. AU, All27, oneshot
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 254 - Published: 2/29/2016 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
A Father's Worst Nightmare by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Tom and Sabine make the startling discovery of their daughter being a superhero. Everything would be fine if it wasn't for the fact that Tom's worst nightmare is being realised.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 264 - Published: 2/5/2016 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Reluctant Fangirling and Other Seductions by Madrigal-in-training reviews
It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 5,686 - Follows: 1,859 - Published: 1/29/2016 - Naruto U., Shisui U., Naruko U. - Complete
Because it was that kind of morning by ariathal2410 reviews
Tsuna wakes up in the wrong bed and tries to figure out why, since he can't really remember anything from the previous night. Mindless family fluff and Crack. Mild XS
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/27/2016 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Xanxus - Complete
red sky in the morning (sailor take warning) by Kolbie Ru-Ru reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is cheerful, forever smiling, and deadly with a sword in hand. Team 7 is cohesive, capable, and formidable apart but unbeatable when together. This world is better for all of it. [OR: Takeshi and Sasuke are one and the same. Mafioso and shinobi aren't so different, after all.] AU. Reincarnation. No Pairings.
Crossover - Naruto & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 11/16/2015 - Sasuke U., Team Seven, Kakashi H., T. Yamamoto
Marry You by melissawtf reviews
In which a very important question is asked. [Part 7 of 'The Avenger and the Civilian' series]
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/31/2015 - [Darcy L., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier] Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
…And Everyone Else by Taylor Hayes reviews
A continuation of "How Darcy Lewis Mentally Scarred the Avengers", this time with the focus on her interacting with ALL THE MARVEL CHARACTERS.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,825 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Darcy L.
The Hulk, The Witch, and a Darcy by melissawtf reviews
Everyone should know by now that Darcy Lewis has no self preservation. Or the one where the Hulk loses his chill and attacks Wanda, and Darcy walks away from it all with a new BFF. [Part 5 of 'The Avenger and the Civilian' series]
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 99 - Published: 12/18/2015 - [Darcy L., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier] Hulk/Bruce B., Wanda M./Scarlet Witch - Complete
A Thunder God & the Winter Soldier, Oh My! by melissawtf reviews
Just when Darcy and Bucky have a moment of privacy, Thor returns. And when Darcy's kidnapped for being close to the Avengers, their enemies learn just what a huge mistake it was to have even laid a finger on Miss Lewis. [Part 4 of 'The Avenger and the Civilian' series]
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,142 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 88 - Published: 12/13/2015 - [Darcy L., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier] Thor - Complete
Closure and a Blushing Soldier by melissawtf reviews
Darcy gets closure on both her biological parents, and Steve brings home the Winter Soldier who oddly blushes when under Darcy's attention. [Part 3 of 'The Avenger and the Civilian' series]
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 105 - Published: 12/5/2015 - [Darcy L., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier] Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Secrets & Pranks by melissawtf reviews
SHIELD falls, more people learn of Darcy's true parentage, and other people learn that tampering with cookie dough is considered sacrilege. [Part 2 of 'The Avenger and the Civilian' series]
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 88 - Published: 11/24/2015 - Jane F., Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B., Wanda M./Scarlet Witch - Complete
Lost & Found by melissawtf reviews
Prompt: Darcy Lewis is Clint Barton's biological niece. When Barney was a teenager, he got a girl pregnant and turned them away. The girl left Darcy at the hospital after she was born. [Part 1 of 'The Avenger and the Civilian' series]
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 148 - Published: 11/16/2015 - Jane F., Darcy L., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
But I'm not a Criminal! by PhantomThiefL reviews
Giotto likes to role-play. Tsuna thinks it's a bit much. (G27).
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo - Complete
Pink Haired Fox by OfPaintAndOil reviews
Sakura is a half-breed kitsune. She has made peace with the full-blooded spirits from the deepest parts of the woods, though she still has to be clever enough to not fall for the trickery they use to try to lure her into the spirit woods, to finally make her theirs. But something has changed, and they are no longer content to wait for her to make that final choice. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,535 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 132 - Published: 10/6/2015 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Kakashi H., Sai - Complete
I'm Worried About Harry by amorettehd reviews
Someone has to help Harry figure his shit out, and Hermione is going to be the one, and not for totally selfless reasons because have you seen Harry? He's gorgeous. And he's hers. And Ron is gorgeous and hers. And she wants to fuck both of them, actually. That should really be the summary: Hermione wants to fuck them both. So she does.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/16/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Forget Me Not by Shamelessly Radiant reviews
ONE-SHOT: My submission for the Spring Challenge on Tomione Kink Meme (Tumblr). The prompt: AU where Hermione is pretty sure her new flatmate, Tom, is the serial killer/mass murderer who's made the news everyday for the past months.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,918 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/17/2015 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] Harry P. - Complete
Harry, Rearranged by amorettehd reviews
It all started when Charlie casually mentioned he was taking Draco out on a date. Harry wasn't jealous, not in the least, just concerned. For Charlie, that is, definitely not for Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,994 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/4/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Backlash(BEING RE-WRITTEN) by Xeneric reviews
When Sakura is offered the chance to save her broken world, she grabs it. Now, with the chakra of the legendary sanin, Tsunade AND the leader of the Akatsuki, she sets out to mend a faux pas...as a twelve year old genin. (Sakura Centric and TimeTravel AU with slight MultiSaku)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,539 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Sakura H.
i'm (not) still the same me I was yesterday by Kolbie Ru-Ru reviews
Prompt: "i was super pissed so i went to the gym even tho it's really late at night so i was the only one there and i was at the punching bag listening to music and you surprised me by tapping me on the shoulder, holy shit i didn't mean to punch you, i'm so sorry, but srsly why the hell would you sURPRISE SOMEONE WHO IS ANGRY AND PUNCHING THINGS" au
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/29/2015 - Ryōhei S., T. Yamamoto, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Kyōko S. - Complete
i feel a weakness coming on by Kolbie Ru-Ru reviews
Prompt: "hey thanks for literally saving my life by pushing me out of the way of that car, but now you're yelling at me bc i was reading and walking and you said i'm too cute to die" au [One-shot]
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/24/2015 - [Hide, Kaneki K./Haise S.] - Complete
For Want of Caffeine by Taylor Hayes reviews
Steve just wanted to get his coffee. Really. Oneshot, trigger warning for a racist slur, of which Cap does *not* approve.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Sakura's Moronic Best Friends by OfPaintAndOil reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have a habit of kidnapping Sakura. Usually, this isn't horrible, but this time the morons take her to the one place she refuses to go to: the Uchiha mansion. So the morons better run now, because if she's still alive after the perverted advances of the Uchihas and the Akatsuki, she's gonna kill them. Sakuraxharem. Present day, AU. Rated T. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,842 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Sakura H., Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
The (Somewhat) Inevitable Harem of One Tsunayoshi Sawada by FruitPastilles reviews
Fourteen days after his twenty fourth birthday, Tsuna came to realise that over the past ten years he'd steadily been amassing a harem of (dangerous) men. Of course, by then, it was too late. Crack. TYL Verse. All27. Maybe OOC.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,369 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 3,397 - Follows: 3,068 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Something clearly went wrong by Ann O'Neem reviews
When he tried to escape from Death's clutches, Harry hadn't thought that he would have ended like that. But here he is. Young. Powerful (duh, Savior of the world here...) and in a world full of great men that really need someone to slap them some sense in their heads. Well, Harry's up for it. Crackfic. And maybe some romance. Maybe. And a lot of slash. Surely.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,201 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 1/6/2014 - [Harry P., Zetsu] Madara U.
Holding Out by Taylor Hayes reviews
In which Tony is taken captive and starts rambling to the bad guy about his favorite subject, one Steven Grant Rogers. Steve/Tony (Stony), oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Antithetical by I fell asleep reviews
I did not die, just to be reborn as a pink little menace whose job is to fangirl over some emo what's-his-name unable pull himself together. (OC-reincarnates-as-Sakura, gender dysphoria)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,135 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 3/16/2015 - OC, Sakura H.
Solid Silver by Nillen reviews
Mafia!AU. Harry is a normal, average, kindergarten teacher. Well, minus his boyfriend and his cat, of course. [A series of oneshots with continuous plot.] WARNING: Contains behaviours associated with stalking and unhealthy obsession. Kids, stalking is a no-no. Report stalkers to the authorities. Don't befriend, date and/or marry your stalker. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,513 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Sometimes Love is Not Enough by Kolbie Ru-Ru reviews
Sasuke has a little chat with Sakura before he departs. (OR: What I think should have happened in Chapter 699.) ENDING SPOILERS. No Pairings. Unrequited Love.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Complete
Uncle Bilbo Isn't Going On Your Adventure by Erisah Mae reviews
Gandalf made the assumption that he was going to be able to bully Bilbo into going on the Quest for Erebor. You know what they say about people who assume...
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,263 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Gandalf, Bilbo B., Frodo B., Dwalin - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3194 - Favs: 21,528 - Follows: 8,369 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Stupid Habit by Taylor Hayes reviews
AU wherein Sherlock is a demon, John is an angel, and Sherlock does not understand acceptable habits. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/14/2014 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Foreplay by Taylor Hayes reviews
What Tony and Loki consider flirting leaves the Avengers confused and uncomfortable. IronFrost Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Before Florence by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is visiting Florence, Italy, when he runs into an unexpected person. They decide to explore the city together and by the end of the night, everything that Harry thought he knew had changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,067 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Darklist by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Draco Malfoy, wanted criminal, strolled into the Ministry to give himself up, he seemed destined for Azkaban until he offered to hand over information to avert an upcoming crime. Of course, he refused to divulge that knowledge to anyone but Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,023 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Voldemort by Nillen reviews
Batman AU. The 1st point, Harry loves his boss. The 2nd point, Harry hates his boss' bestfriend. The 3rd point, Harry is in a relationship with a vigilante. And the last point, well, life is not really that pretty, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,113 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 94 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Break the Ice by Orange Sherbet reviews
So it's bad enough that Tsunade is making me join the Konoha BOYS hockey team, but now that I'm an official member I have to deal with one loud mouth blond, one angry ginger, one sexually frustrated Uchiha and a boy with an obvious dog fetish. FML.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,298 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Sakura H.
Groundhog Day by Sprout2012 reviews
This is inspired by the old film 'Groundhog Day' – if you haven't seen it, a man gets stuck in a time loop, repeating one day over and over. He eventually re-evaluates his life and changes his ways, so he can break the loop he's stuck in. The basic concept is applied here, I have got poor Draco stuck in his own time loop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,542 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 12/15/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Bet by Emerald Ashes reviews
"We all know Potter's had his eye on Evans for years. He's like a boy pulling his crush's pigtails, always playing pranks to get her attention. Besides, all that fighting and arguing must come from somewhere." "I could say the same thing about Potter and Snape," Slughorn pointed out. "That's hardly the same thing, Horace," McGonagall said. "Would you bet on that?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,405 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/24/2013 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Draco's Last Important Task by amorettehd reviews
Being a virgin in Eighth Year is just not okay. But finding someone to have sex with is harder than Draco had imagined. Credit to g bowneyes for plotting it out with me! 3
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,152 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Gregory G. - Complete
Spanking Malfoy by amorettehd reviews
Of course, nothing is simple with Draco Malfoy, and Harry wonders why he ever thought it would be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,510 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Primal Urges by amorettehd reviews
An eighth year fic …er ... or should I say, a prehistoric fic? Draco gets hurtled back in time and meets caveman!Potter, who seems to like him much more than normal!Potter. Quite a bit more, actually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,535 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Malfoy Came to Stay by amorettehd reviews
Harry lets Draco stay over until he can get his life together again. Then, Draco tries to leave, and Harry doesn't let him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Sabotage Plan by xWickedCharm reviews
Infuriatingly possessive male friends, a plan of not-so-epic proportions, and a realization that she needs no other. They couldn't help it; they fell in love. —akasaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Closer than you think by Marisay-chan reviews
The tenth generation guardians, along with a certain Arcobaleno, have always been close to their boss…just how close are they? WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS YAOI, READ AT OWN RISK!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,315 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 154 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Adult Reborn, H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
All The World's A Stage by Supernatural Crossover Girl reviews
It was just a role, just a role. She faked it, faked everything. It was just a role, until... It wasn't. SI OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 227 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., OC - Complete
Preoccupied With Loving by drarryisgreen reviews
"All captured death eaters are sold as slaves. Harry sees Draco's master mistreating him and he forces him to turn Draco's ownership over to him. Harry takes a bruised and battered Draco home to care for-he has to work to earn Draco's trust & restore him physically as well as mentally." Happy-ish Ending. Warning: Mention of rape, non-con, sex curse, forced f*ck or die scenarios.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,430 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter's Wife by Marie Tomas reviews
For years, Draco Malfoy had wondered what Harry Potter's wife would look like.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 90 - Published: 8/3/2013 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Knights of Walpurgis by rhead-a-holyc reviews
Tom liked to keep Harry happy even if what he insisted was not entirely true. Harry/Tom. Slash. One shot. Challenge fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Star is Born by DeiStarr reviews
Harry and Draco are having a baby, but it's not easy. MPreg. Slash, Harry/Draco. COMPLETE Has been translated into Russian.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/26/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Scorpius M. - Complete
Draco Falling by Nattish reviews
An eighth-year romance, where Draco falls. He falls from roof tops. He falls from grace. He falls for Gryffindors. -Harry/Draco, Neville/Draco-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Reminiscence by WaiiKitsune reviews
Tsuna broke up with Giotto ten years ago and disappeared without a word. Ten years later, they meet on their respective vacations, but this time, Giotto isn't giving up without a fight. Not to mention; G and Asari still didn't know what happened ten years ago… AU!G27 One-shot; Omake planned. See in-fic notes with regards to AU. For Chibi Sasori.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,063 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 87 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.] 1st Storm Guardian/G, 1st Rain Guardian/Asari Ugetsu - Complete
Letters from Dr Malfeasant by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco has a new life goal and no one and nothing shall hinder him in his valiant pursuit to join the Eaters of Death. Except possibly that pesky Captain Potter. (Fic heavily inspired by Dr Horrible's Sing-along Blog.) Epistolary fic. Cracky. Read with no expectations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Interdepartmental Cooperation by amorettehd reviews
Percy Weasley just wants to do his job - his incredibly important Ministry job, thank you. If only Oliver Wood didn't make it his personal mission to distract Percy and ruin his career. And no, Percy is not being dramatic whatsoever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,956 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Ding-Dong-Chuu by WaiiKitsune reviews
"H-Hey! You can't just kiss me and disappear! T-That's like… playing ding-dong-ditch! E-Except the victim is not annoyed but confused!" G27/27G Drabble-ish One-shot. Rated for lemon in bonus. Slightly-crackish.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - [Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.] - Complete
How Darcy Lewis Mentally Scarred the Avengers by Taylor Hayes reviews
The tale begins when Tony shows up at SHIELD, only to be sidetracked by a loud, curvy, 21-year-old looking for Hawkeye. Rated for Darcy, Clint and Tony. Sequel now up, titled "…And Everyone Else".
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,285 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Darcy L. - Complete
Candy Girl by xWickedCharm reviews
In which a pretty pink-haired girl unknowingly seduces the equally, or more so, pretty boys in her school. "Ino, Hinata, what's with the boys?" —multisaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by honeybeeze reviews
He's going to marry her. She just doesn't know it yet.
Crossover - Naruto & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Hinata H., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Freshman 15 by ShelbySabaku reviews
One thing Sakura Haruno knew for certain was that she was moving off campus next year, away from her pervy RA's and the hormone driven dorm boys.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 139 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Homeward Bound by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry catches the Knight Bus one evening when other travel choices are unfeasible. When he discovers Draco Malfoy employed as the Conductor, he decides Malfoy is up to something because Malfoy is always up to something. His suspicion has nothing to do with the way Malfoy fills out the tailored lines of his purple uniform. Nothing at all. MATURE CONTENT ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,943 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Very Peculiar Acute Heart Condition by krm3DeeDee reviews
Begins in a serious tone, ends in crack. It is slash between Voldemort and Harry, you have been warned. Semi-overused plot with a twist. Harry ends up a prisoner in Malfoy's dungeons, and things aren't looking up to him. Voldemort, his only visitor, wants him dead and Harry just wants his freedom. And the Headmasters are laughing their heads off. Read at your own risk!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Ownership by Aglio - Saggezza reviews
Because Sawada Tsunayoshi was Hibari's, and the Cloud Guardian would bite anyone who even thought of touching his herbivore to death. Even if it was Hibari's own future self. Shounen-ai, mild language, TYL!18x27, 1827, All27, implied TYL!18xTYL!27
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 273 - Published: 3/28/2012 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
An Idiot's Love Story by honeybeeze reviews
Hikaru likes Hinata. And can be an idiot. Thus confusion, confessions, and fainting. Lots of fainting. One-shot.
Crossover - Naruto & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Hinata H., Hikaru H. - Complete
House Sitting by ShelbySabaku reviews
This was so not worth ten bucks an hour.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 87 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Taking What You Want by Pleasedial123 reviews
Iruka wanted to throw up. Love. This man didn't know what love was. If he thought this was love, then Iruka almost pitied him. But 'almost' was the key word. He couldn't even feel pity for this beast anymore. Warning: Non-Con, Slash/Yaoi, and Violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Iruka U. - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 3,036 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Rematch by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry can't accept it when Draco finally beats him to the Snitch. Mature content warning, etc. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 71 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Laundry Letters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Arthur attends a prestigious university and seems to have everything going his way… except for an inability to do his own laundry. Mature content herein, etc.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,256 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Perfect Man by cutecrazyice reviews
"Welcome to the neighborhood, new neighbor! Please meet my family and our perfect mango tree!" Hence, their childhood begins as Sakura plays with frogs, Sasuke glares, and the mango tree watches on. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
VS 2: Of Nightmares and Nocturnal Musings by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Harry is seeing things from inside Nagini. What's a boy to do, faced with the Christmas holidays, trapped inside the Order's headquarters? HP/LV slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 318 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
In Pieces by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,946 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Balls Out by Orange Sherbet reviews
"So lemme get this straight-you joined Konoha High's boys soccer team to prove that girls got game, too, and now every guy on that team wants to get in your pants?" I nodded. Ino laughed, "Sakura, dear. You're screwed."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 131 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cherries and Oranges by psychoticlittlesister reviews
Now, what happens when a clumsy kunoichi named Sakura Haruno stumbled upon one of the Twin Devils types of the Ouran Host Club, Hikaru? Read to find out! Naruto x Ouran Highschool Host Club / OHSHC Crossover Hikaru Hitachiin x Sakura Haruno
Crossover - Naruto & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Sakura H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Lipstick by Cheryl Dyson reviews
A typical Auror mission goes somewhat awry when Aurors Potter and Malfoy are forced to perform it without magic. MATURE ADULT CONTENT AND NO PARTICULAR RELEVANCE. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Christmas Stockings by Cheryl Dyson reviews
During a party at Auror HQ, Harry stumbles across Draco Malfoy wearing a questionable holiday outfit. OMG H/D AND MATURE ADULT CONTENT! IT MUST BE THE HOLIDAYS! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 132 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pucker Up by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Get those lips ready, Sakura, because you're going to have to kiss every boy on this list, no exceptions!" "But you put, like, all of Konoha on that list!" "Exactly!" Oh Ino, I'm going to kick your ass if Sasuke ever lets go of mine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
With a Kiss, We Fall by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Prince Arthur is struck down by a mysterious sleeping spell and a cryptic message causes all the fair maidens in the land to travel to Camelot with dreams that their kiss will awaken him and win them Arthur's hand in marriage. Mature Content, yadda.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,241 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 110 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Lesson by Duana reviews
Harry has enough of Draco's attitude. SLASH! Strong M! Spanking. Smut. PWP. DM/HP. Not for minors. Sex between men - don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,490 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 98 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Vinewood Series 1: Choices by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Harry Potter goes dark. It seems this is what everyone feared, and is thankful he never did. Or so they thought. First in the Vinewood series; begins at the Third Task, in the Graveyard. Pre-slash, slash HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,309 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 2,263 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Your Man by Orange Sherbet reviews
All she wanted was a night out on the town. But, of course, nothing ever goes as planned when you have drunk S-Class ninjas trying to get in your pants...SakuAkatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Obliviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,217 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 3,127 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ultimatum by BWL reviews
Hinata wants a divorce. Sasuke politely declines. Marriage counseling at its kinkiest. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,082 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Mostly Twitching by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Locked in Azkaban for "killing" Pettigrew, Harry Potter manages to find love and how to keep a strait poker face. His jailers arrive to free him, only to come to terms with Harry, dementors, and Harry's new family. Cursing; SLASH HP/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,313 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Harry P., Rabastan L. - Complete
Heartless by SweetlyDesolated reviews
AU. A young boy meets an invisible girl. She follows him and is eventually revealed to be real. Features Slytherin!Harry. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
VS 9: Death of Twelve by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Number Twelve is a little bit obvious when it's missing from the lineup of 11 and 13. It looks like the Fidelius Charm isn't as foolproof as it seems. HP/LV. Slash! Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 246 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
VS 5: Dead Viewing Eyes by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Harry learns of the reason why he can't see thestrals until Cedric's death, and discovers a betrayal by a previous ally. Voldemort and Joker finally consummate their relationship. Harry's 16. HP/LV LEMON! Warnings insid
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 229 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Confection by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is hired to break some curses at Malfoy Manor and encounters an evil chair... and a chocolatier. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT, some bondage, chocolate abuse, and lots of kissing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
VS 7: Quirks of Fate by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Harry and Bellatrix bicker. A lot. The consequence? Their significant others get their wicked way. HP/LV SLASH! Lemon! Kinky!sex! Harry's 6th year. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 241 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
VS 6: Drunken Desires by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Harry wants to experiment with his and Voldemort's relationship. What better way than to fake being drunk to test the other man? HP/LV Slash Harry's 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 214 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
VS 4: Rescue by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Harry is collected from the Dursleys by someone different, not the Order. He's saved from the return to his cupboard and starvation by the people who are supposed to be killing him. HP/LV Slash. Warning: Child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 248 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Just Another Day by Nyx Myst reviews
Voldemort hates New Year’s Eve. It being his birthday, or rather the birthday of Tom Marvolo Riddle, means nothing to him. Anyone who tries to celebrate the day better have their Will up-to-date. Warning: SLASH – HP/LV – Minor Bondage
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 187 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Getting Even by MeganRachel09 reviews
A short, sweet one-shot in which Bella realizes that her boyfriend Mike is a tool and decides that the best source of revenge is to give him a taste of his own medicine using her best friend, Edward, the antithesis of tool.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Uchiha Harem by VesperChan reviews
The power goes out from a storm and Sakura's trapped with five guys in a haunted mansion. A whole night in a house full of Uchiha hunks would make any other girl die in glee, but somehow she just feels like she's trapped in a den of hungry wolves. Lime
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,194 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 164 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
A Smoke Filled Kiss by ShelbySabaku reviews
“Hey Shikamaru, did you know kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray?" Shikamaru was going to prove this girl wrong
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Voyager en sécurité by VesperChan reviews
Sakura, Itachi and Madara are trapped in their van during a storm while traveling across Europe. With no cell service what madness will be born?"Let's play Truth or Dare!""I'm amazed you know that song still," she said, giving him a weird look. From Poll
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 89 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Stripper Gram by ShelbySabaku reviews
“Just promise me you won’t overreact” Sakura pleaded to her boyfriend. "Why? Whats wrong?" Sasuke asked. “Well, it’s just that there and strippers at Ino’s bachelorette party” Then, there was a very long beep, and the line went dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Small Print by faithwood reviews
Draco Malfoy's first mistake was buying the thing. However, his second mistake was even worse. Sixth year AU. Draco's reasons for acting suspicious are a little different. HPDM. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 139 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Taming Potter's Snake by faithwood reviews
It's very awkward when you're being molested by your own tattoo, but fortunately, Harry knows who to turn for help. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 153 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Intense Veela Encounters by faithwood reviews
Draco has an intense veela encounter. Veela!Harry, Winged!Harry, Midair!sex. Well, otherwise, what are the wings for? HUMOUR. HPDM. SLASH. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,625 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
My Enemy by VesperChan reviews
She was his enemy, so why was she healing him? He was her enemy, so why was he pressing her to the floor in a kiss that took her breath away? Sakura Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Where's the kun? by VesperChan reviews
He was always Sasuke 'Kun' to her, never anything less. So when she drops his 'Kun' to his name, the youngest Uchiha feels that he needs to make her see the error of her ways.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,920 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 3,249 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete