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Joined 07-14-18, id: 10987083, Profile Updated: 10-05-20
Author has written 29 stories for Pride and Prejudice.

Since I write P&P variations, I recently thought about all those ‘accomplishments’ that seemed to be important at the time for ladies and gentlemen. Naturally that led me to think about what I can do, and I realised that I can do many of those things.

For the gentlemen, I always liked the scholar / warrior model, since it works for my personality. I always disliked the feminine accomplishments, which I was forced to learn when I was at school, but have avoided ever since.

If you are curious, here is the list that I came up with. If you think that I am bragging, keep in mind that I am in my sixties and have had decades to try different things.

Play piano - Very badly, but learning

Sing - I get most of the notes right

Paint - Walls and watercolour

Sew - Quite good, but hate it

Embroider - Quite good, but must be very bored and have a really good reason

Knit - Quite good, but must be very bored and have a really good reason

Calligraphy - Out of practice – I use a keyboard. I learnt both modern and old style script at school

German – Native Language

English – Second Language – I muddle through

French - Learnt for one year

Do accounts - Even got a PG degree in it (and one in IT, but that is irrelevant for the period)

Plan a menu - Love food (OK, I’m a good cook too, since I like to eat well)

Dancing – Ballroom plus what they call folkdancing in Austria – Viennese Waltz, Polka etc

Ride a horse - I can stay on but would rather not jump

Shoot - If I can see it, I can hit it

Fence - Natural

Martial Arts - Quite good

Widely read – Eclectic taste and interests. Including JA & Georgette Heyer ;)

Play chess - Used to be quite good

So, if you think that my characters are overachievers, they don’t do anything that I can’t do. Except make witty conversation in polite society. I am not that good at off the cuff scintillating repartee.

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A Most Attentive Father reviews
What might have happened if the family dynamics amongst the Bennets were somewhat different.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,509 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 7h - Published: 9/3 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy]
Battle of the Dragons reviews
SAMPLE ONLY - Story was removed due to publication on Kindle and KU. . . What might happen if the Bennets had better connections, but they were on the Gardiner side of the family? Enter Mrs Bennet's Aunt Isabella, who surprises everyone. EPILOGUE will remain.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,975 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 5/8 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy]
Checkmate, Mr Darcy reviews
SAMPLE ONLY - Story has been published on Kindle and KU... What might have happened if Mr Bennet kept in contact with friends from university to play chess by mail - although it was a very private hobby. Nothing really changes until Elizabeth visits Hunsford. WARNING - no HEA for E&D . .
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 2/16 - [Elizabeth, Col. Fitzwilliam] Mr. Darcy
Remember, you wanted this reviews
or - 'Be careful what you ask for'. Short stories that may or may not follow canon. WARNING - these are usually written when I am feeling obstreporous. ;)
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,280 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/4/2020
Master of Longbourn reviews
SAMPLE ONLY - This story has been mostly removed for publication and is now available on Kindle. The first and last 2 chapters are still available. . . . . What might happen if Collins was much more sensible than in the original story and arrived 2 years earlier.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,510 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 10/9/2023
50 ways to reject a proposal reviews
A series of one-shots inspired by the song 50 ways to leave your lover. A variety of characters reject a proposal. Warning - sense of humour required. Severely OOC
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,430 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/28/2023 - Published: 5/12/2023
A Plethora of Peers reviews
SAMPLE ONLY - AVAILABLE ON KINDLE & KU. Irreverent fluff. The early part of the story follows the timeline and major events of P&P, but the details are quite different. The background of Elizabeth Bennet and Fitzwilliam Darcy makes them peers but causes its own early problems. EPILOGUE IS AVAILABLE.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 8/2/2023 - Published: 5/23/2023 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy]
Karma - Part 2 - Name change RISING FROM THE ASHES reviews
SAMPLE ONLY - Elizabeth was forced to marry Collins at 17. Within a year her father and then Collins die, leaving Elizabeth as master of Longbourn. WARNING: The story has been removed for publication on Kindle and Kindle Unlimited
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/2/2023 - Published: 3/19/2023
Turnabout reviews
SAMPLE ONLY Bingley leases Netherfield but after Darcy joins them and is his usual obnoxious self, he and the Bingleys are asked to leave town by the agent of the owner. WARNING The bulk of the story has been removed. It is now available on Kindle and Kindle Unlimited.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,953 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 1/13/2023 - Published: 11/20/2022
The Colonel and the Lady (A Matter of Trust) reviews
Colonel Fitzwilliam, recovering from injuries, joins Bingley and Darcy at Netherfield, where he meets the widowed cousin of the Bennets. Despite his determination not to inflict his PTSD on any woman, he falls in love with Edith Farrington, who battles demons of her own. Meanwhile D&E also get to know each other. SAMPLE ONLY - Available on Kindle & Kindle Unlimited
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/23/2022 - Published: 6/29/2022 - [OC, Col. Fitzwilliam] [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy]
Jest (This is not a laughing matter) reviews
When Darcy proposes unexpectedly at Hunsford, Elizabeth thinks it is a joke, engineered by Charlotte, to cheer her up. Her reaction is not what Darcy expected. Charlotte's timely return to the parsonage forces ODC to re-evaluate the situation and each other. . . SAMPLE ONLY. Available on Kindle & Kindle Unlimited. Title - This is not a laughing matter.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,173 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 6/24/2022 - Published: 5/2/2021 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy]
Compromising Mr Darcy reviews
For years women tried to get Darcy to marry them by any means. By the time he arrived at Meryton, he was thoroughly jaded and had no respect for women. Then he met Elizabeth Bennet, a young lady like no other. Who will compromise whom? NOW AVAILABLE ON KINDLE AND KINDLE UNLIMITED - SAMPLE ONLY
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 4/17/2022 - Published: 2/9/2022
Reversed Fortune reviews
How things would play out if Lady Anne was still alive, and instead of Lady Catherine, we get to deal with Sir Lewis de Bourgh instead. And we have the added complication of two children, who were accidentally switched at birth. . . WARNING story has been removed for publication. Chapters 2 is the epilogue
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 1/24/2022 - Published: 11/29/2021
Mr Bennet leaves his study reviews
What might have happened if a year earlier Mr Bennet had left his study and become more involved with the lives of his family. Could things have worked out differently? . . . . WARNING: This story is finished. I will have to remove it for publication. Probably around 16/06/21.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,574 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 11/18/2021 - Published: 5/10/2021
A P&P Christmas Carol reviews
The characters in P&P will be visited by the spirits to show them their past, present and where their actions might lead them. NOTE::: The story has been removed for publication, except for the first chapter. Now available on Kindle and KU
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/17/2021 - Published: 8/28/2021
Lady Alexandra's Hunt reviews
This is a spinoff from 'It's a Duke's life' (Charlotte & Alistair). Lady Alexandra Hunt, Countess of Herne, inherited her fathers title due to a lack of brothers. When she came out in society she had to deal with men who tried to flatter or bully her into marriage. . . WARNING story was pulled for publication, and is now on Kindle & KU
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/26/2021 - Published: 7/23/2021 - Mr. Darcy, Mr. Wickham, OC - Complete
100 words - tempting enough? reviews
100 word challenge - I couldn't resist. These are all stand-alone chapters.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/11/2021 - Published: 10/28/2020
Listener reviews
Darcy overhears some unpleasant comments. OK, by popular demand I'm adding to it. No promises how much or how quick. I'm writing something else at the moment. This is just for fun.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/30/2021 - Published: 3/29/2021
Consequence & Consequences reviews
Mr Darcy puts his foot in it and Elizabeth gets annoyed. WARNING: Removed for publication in Kindle & KU.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 3/23/2021 - Published: 2/4/2021
NO, Mr Darcy reviews
Mrs Bennet engineers a compromise between Elizabeth and Darcy, but Elizabeth is not interested... . . . . WARNING: I had to remove the bulk of this story because I did publish it 9/1/21. Thanks for reading.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,387 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 1/9/2021 - Published: 11/18/2020
Unconventional Ladies reviews
The sequel to 'An Unconventional Education' . . Get to know a little more about the sisters and what happens to them... . . WARNING: I had to remove the story since I published it on Kindle & Unlimited as 'Unconventional Ladies'.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/20/2020 - Published: 9/27/2020
Not so silent challenge - Polly reviews
In answer to leavesfallingup's 'Not so silent challenge' here is a story of Polly, Mrs Gardiner's maid, who used to work at Pemberley. And another unrelated one of Darcy's valet.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/31/2020 - Published: 6/9/2020 - Complete
An Unconventional Education reviews
I wondered what might have happened if Mrs Bennet really did not like her three middle daughters and Mr Bennet was too ill to intervene. What if a new neighbour decided to interfere? Someone significantly more broadminded. How might the story change? NOW AVAILABLE ON KINDLE
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 8/23/2020 - Published: 8/5/2020
Surprise & Serendipity reviews
An accident at the Netherfield ball forces Darcy to propose to Elizabeth. He is determined to back out of the hasty engagement, until he learns that Elizabeth hates him and does not want to marry him. Suddenly he is equally determined to change her mind and gain her love. WARNING: Story has been removed. It has been published on Amazon. Also available as Kindle Unlimited
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/24/2020 - Published: 6/15/2020
Don't flatter yourself - Revisited reviews
In this version Mr Bennet and Lady Francine do not hide her background. What happens when Bingley and Darcy meet Lady Elizabeth and her sisters? NOTE: It is now available on Amazon.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 4/1/2020 - Published: 3/16/2020
It's a Duke's Life reviews
Sequel to Don't flatter yourself. Alistair, Duke of Denton spent years avoiding compromising situations and unwanted marriages, often with the help of his identical twin brother Robert. Then he met Charlotte Lucas. Is she reluctant to be a spinster or is she reluctant to be a duchess? WARNING I will pull this story on 30/01/20 for publication.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/30/2020 - Published: 1/3/2020 - Charlotte, Elizabeth, OC, Col. Fitzwilliam
You asked for it reviews
Did you ever want to tell your least favourite P&P character what you really thought of them? Garth Leachim will do it for you. I had to take most of this story down. It is now on Amazon.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/5/2019 - Published: 10/8/2019
Mrs Bennet's Family reviews
This story is a prequel to 'Don't flatter yourself'. It is about Mrs Bennet's family - before and after she became Mrs Bennet. Sample only. Rated T for allusions to adult situations and violence, no descriptive content of either
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/8/2019 - Published: 10/11/2019
Don't flatter yourself reviews
What if Mr Bennet married a second time and his new wife is a lady with impeccable manners, down-playing the fact that she really is a Lady. Would that change the perception of the Bennets by the Netherfield party. Rated T for allusions to adult situations and violence, no descriptive content of either. Preview only.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 9/24/2019 - Published: 8/18/2019 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] OC