Alas Vomit
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Joined 07-24-06, id: 1098723
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Criminal Minds.

Myself: I am not that great at summarizing myself, so bear with me. I am young, gullible, and imaginative; these qualities tend to make me overly obsessed with the worst stories. Reading is like a second oxygen to me. I absolutely love Harry Potter and A Great and Terrible Beauty. I tend to put myself and others into stories I read; seriously, it makes it that much better when it's a Hermione/Sirius story on paper but in my head it is a Rissa/Sirius story. That pairing doesn't even sound good. : I love writing; I always have and always will. I plan to someday write an entire story in Spanish. I'm getting there, slowly.

Personal Philosophy: To be content and wise, you must walk in others' shoes and understand their point of view, while thoroughly understanding your own beliefs, standing by them, and never letting them falter.

Stories: Mostly, I read romance stories. I am absolutely ashamed of this, and considering how much I made fun of my sister for buying novels like this, I very well should be. My favorite pairings would have to be Sirius/Hermione, Remus/Ginny, and Snape/JustAboutAnyone for Harry Potter and Kartik/Gemma for AGATB (you have to root for the inevitable, sometimes). Slash stories never seem to strike me as believable unless it is the classic "Sirius is questioning his sexuality, so he seeks Remus' help." and even that is far fetched. I mean Sirius was the "ladies man" of the Marauders; I find it hard to believe that he could be batting for the home team.

Writings in Progress: The Carving: A multiple chapter romance that may or may not be finished. The rating has a one in three chance of being raised to M, just to be on the safe side (mostly for language and strongly implied sex). Celtics totally rule. (Yeah, if you haven't read it, but more likely if you have and haven't gone over anything Celtic, you won't understand that one.) I've Always Loved You: Lily Evans was on her way to Hogwarts when she met James and his old crew. It was the entire basis for her apparent hatred towards him. Can she over come this memory during her last two years at school? Tiny Vessels: Sirius is accepted into a foreign exchange program during which he will travel to two schools in America. Based off of Death Cab for Cutie's song "Tiny Vessels" If you read my stories, please review, but be kind about it (well, as much as possible; I understand that sometimes I just need slapped with harsh criticism for wretched writing). If you are going to be sarcastic, make it obvious, because it usually just comes off as idiotic and annoying.

Disclaimer: For every story that I write, I do not own anything besides the plot and any original characters. Please don't be mad at me. (Shouldn't it be obvious that we are not claiming these stories as our own, considering they are posted on a fan-fiction site? I would think so.) El Fin.

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Catch the Snitch by TeeNa3 reviews
James Potter and Lily Evans have the weirdest relationship in the school it's not a hatred, but also not a friendship, yet they spend a little too much time together... for obvious reasons. Rated R for sexual content, graphic sex scenes and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,329 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
In the Light of the Moon by The World in my Pocket reviews
After defeating the Dark Lord, Harry realizes that the world isn't much different, and people are still expecting too much of him. But when he finally gets away and realizes who he is will he lose everything he had known before? Slight Ron/Hr, later HP/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,661 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Ode to Fluff by fluffybunny69 reviews
Fluffy crack!fic written to make you LULZ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
How Did This Happen by JJ Rust reviews
Will one night with Luna Lovegood change Harry's life forever?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Dear Harry by totallymindless reviews
James loves Lily. Lily doesn't love James. Remus likes Lucy. Lucy thinks Remus is a pillow. Sirius doesn't understand Rebecca. Rebecca likes to confuse Sirius. Seventh year told from inside Sirius' head!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 183,416 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
A Higher Law by Nynaeve80 reviews
New laws are in effect that will change the course of two people's lives forever. HGRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,240 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
That Awful Boy by picascribit reviews
1977: In the summer before their 7th year, Lily and Severus attempt to renew their friendship and more with mixed results. Warning: recreational potion use, attempted sexual coersion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,094 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/24/2007 - [Severus S., Lily Evans P.] Petunia D. - Complete
Rain by ladylupin6332 reviews
ONESHOT. RLGW. Remus and Ginny are on a mission for the Order. They find shelter from the rain in an old abandoned house. Rated for sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Ginny W., Remus L. - Complete
One Word Survey by EntrancableFairy reviews
Severus Snape gives his potions class a One Word Survey and finds out a secret from a certain know it all. SSxHG. Rated M. First attempt at one shot, i dunno if its very good. So please Read&Review to tell me what you think.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Drunk like Black by Pyro Symptoms Unleashed reviews
Ginny Weasley is a fully accomplished healer, a young 27yearold veteran from the war with Voldemort, and an experienced Order member. So, someone explain, why does a drunk Sirius Black crash on her couch once a week? And what is he trying to tell her?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Ginny W., Sirius B. - Complete
Always by AccioBook7 reviews
Hermione is sent back in time to try to convince Severus Snape not to join the Death Eaters. This story was written in response to the WIKTT Oneshot TimeTurner Challenge. Rated M for a reason, people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Necessary by the Order by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Marriage Law for SiriusHermione. In order to protect her, he had to marry her. After HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,644 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Denial by Maigon Jesolite reviews
SiriusOC. The eternal story of Chloe Stone, who Sirius got pregnant at 15, and then a whole load of weird things happened. Now most of them are living in the afterlife. FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 58 - Words: 97,489 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Black House by RainynDawn reviews
Two worlds, two different times, two different people and yet they are connected through a journal. Love extends beyond time to bring two people together in The Black House. SBHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,369 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Secret Keeper? by Slowhand reviews
James walks in on Sirius and Lily going at it, and Sirius suffers consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P.
Boxers by Pyro Symptoms Unleashed reviews
Looking back, it was all because of those blasted boxers. Yes, he would blame it on the boxers. That and her stupid knickers. And his sofa. And Blaise. And Colin. And that dratted cat. Oh, and buggering sperm. Yes, it was a conspiracy. Yes, that was it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,783 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Ginny W., Draco M.
For The First Time by Sarmoti reviews
Remus watched her watching him. This had become a part of his daily schedule. He would get up, eat breakfast, read the paper, and then watch her. Remus/Hermione, Sirius/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,735 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Take My Breath Away by Sarmoti reviews
A night between secret lovers. Is it time to tell everyone the truth? Sirius/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Here's To The Night by Sarmoti reviews
They have one night together, but will it be enough? Here's to the tears you knew you'd cry. Remus/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
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The Cats of Spencer Reid reviews
Spencer has a monster under his bed. It's been living in the dark there for some time. As with most children, the monster seemed to disappear as he grew older. Now over 20 years later, it's back. And it's not just under his bed; it's deep within his mind.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2011 - S. Reid
Raving For You reviews
The Marauders have decided to sneak out of the castle one night, but on their way they run into an unlikely person who leads them to an even more unlikely place. Rating may go up for strong adult themes drugs and the like . A bit anachronistic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,643 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Tiny Vessels reviews
Sirius is accepted into a foreign exchange program which will send him to America for five weeks. Loosely based on Death Cab for Cutie's Tiny Vessels Will be continued once school ends
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sirius B., OC
I've Always Loved You reviews
Find out why Lily despised the Marauders, and follow her through her last year of schooling, in which old grudges become new fixations. May be revived during the summer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Wind reviews
Sirius spots Hermione by the lake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete