St. Tabris
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Author has written 3 stories for Halo, and Yu-Gi-Oh.


"I admire your dedication to remaining ignorant." — Anonymous

"Without music, life would be a mistake." — Friedrich Nietzsche

"I cannot live without books." — Thomas Jefferson

"In the matter of reforming things, as distinct from deforming them, there is one plain and simple principle; a principle which will probably be called a paradox. There exists in such a case a certain institution or law; let us say, for the sake of simplicity, a fence or gate erected across a road. The more modern type of reformer goes gaily up to it and says, 'I don't see the use of this; let us clear it away.' To which the more intelligent type of reformer will do well to answer: 'If you don't see the use of it, I certainly won't let you clear it away. Go away and think. Then, when you can come back and tell me that you do see the use of it, I may allow you to destroy it.'" — G. K. Chesterton

"Equity is the essence of equality." — Victor Hugo

"Thank you. I'm glad I met you." — Kaworu Nagisa, Neon Genesis Evangelion

"The future is an inherently good thing. And we move into it one winter at a time. Things get better one winter at a time. If you're going to celebrate anything, then have a drink on this: the world is, generally and on balance, a better place to live this year than it was last year." — Spider Jerusalem, Transmetropolitan

"People are messy, awkward, sometimes selfish and cruel. But they're trying, and I'm going to make sure they have a chance." — Commander Shepard, Mass Effect 2

"Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world — 'No, you move.'" — Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man

"So, let's suppose that it's true what Defense Attorney Schell implies: that each of you, all of you, sympathize with the defendants, trapped as they are in their fears; that, in fact, more people hate homosexuals than are willing to admit. Then I venture to say that somewhere in your family history, someone somewhere hates you or your relatives for no other reason than that they are black or white; Slovak instead of Czech; Protestant instead of Catholic; left-wing, not right. And are you going to let officers of the law determine which of you they will help based on who and what you are? If so, then don't dial 911, even if you think you're one of them, because you may end up being Officer Newhouse." — ADA Benjamin Stone, Law & Order

"Well-meaning people can disagree, especially about the most socially divisive issue to face our country this century. Drew Seeley has an opinion about abortion. He thinks that his opinion entitles him to kill people. Here's what he did: he hunted down a woman named Eileen Reid, he gave Randall Jenkins a gun and told him to shoot Eileen Reid. And he did. Drew Seeley is a self-appointed executioner. If you let him go, you better just pray that one day, someone like him doesn't find some fault with you." — ADA Jack McCoy, Law & Order

"Let me give you some advice, Captain. It may help you to make sense of the world. I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides." — Lord Havelock Vetinari, Guards! Guards!

"A lot of people say that morals are how we treat the people we know and ethics are how we treat the people we don't know. So morals are what make us a good parent, a good friend, a nice neighbor. But ethics are how we build a society. That's the true test of our higher self. But what happens when society is ruled by subjective morals, and you choose to project that onto complete strangers, is that we all end up with a society that's governed by self-aggrandizement. So, really, by calling in to make sure you're the first little pedant to jump off your chair and teach me a lesson with smug superiority about your own particular moral point of view, when you know precisely nothing of the situation, you've done your part to contribute to the erosion of our entire social fabric." — Henry McCord, Madam Secretary

"A man died this week. By all accounts, he was a good man. Loved his mother, worked hard, shouldered his responsibilities. A man that any one of us would be proud to call a friend. I killed him with this microphone. I killed him by going on these airwaves and sharing my rage with you, spreading my rage. Now, you can say it wasn't my fault. It was coincidence. I thought about that, thought about it a lot. The fact is that if it weren't for me, he might still be alive. I'm so sorry for that. And I remembered something that I forgot over the last few years: that God is not just a god of anger and vengeance. My religious beliefs tell me that Christ did not die in vain; that He died to redeem us all. And I intend to show that this good, simple man also did not die in vain; that he redeemed one angry, shouting man. So these are the last words I will ever broadcast. I hope that they're the words you remember best. Peace on Earth." — Owen Thiel, Bones

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The Great Schism

The Suffering of Shinji & Asuka

Our Love Makes a Dead Sound

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Advice and Trust by Panther2G reviews
Shinji takes just the slightest different action when Asuka offers a kiss... and everything changes. Suddenly, they're no longer alone, and begin becoming stronger than they've ever been before. And from their new bond changes start to ripple out. The Angel War and the plans of SEELE and NERV will never be the same.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 291,311 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 1,467 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 9/6/2014 - [Shinji I., Asuka L. S.] Rei A., Misato K.
System Reset by Mayofish reviews
2B wants to feel something, before 9S's system reboots and resets. In the end, it's these emotions that keep her going. Again and again. Maybe it's selfish because she knows 9S won't remember but, still, it's a practiced ritual. Various M rated oneshots. End Game Spoilers.
Nier - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,763 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/30 - [2B, 9S] - Complete
FateApocrypha: A Free Paladin's Hobby by NotXeno reviews
The Rider of Black wasn't a very complicated person. His loves in life were traveling, having fun, and most of all women. As a free man, Astolfo travele the world doing as he pleased, and he had just stopped to spend a night in a hotel with a lady who'd caught his fancy...
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/16/2015 - Astolfo, Rider
On the Courting Rituals of Angels by Lady Daedalus reviews
In which the reader may observe the Angel Tabris in his efforts to attract for himself a sad boyfriend that he can turn into a happy boyfriend. Put on your David Attenborough pants and marvel at this rite of nature. Or: An Alternate Qniverse in which Shinji learns his lesson, everything is Kawoshin, and nothing hurts. Cross posted from AO3.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/2/2015 - [Kaworu N., Shinji I.] - Complete
Obsession by xSonya reviews
Orochimaru's unhealthy obsession with Sasuke leads him onto dirtier things driven by pure desire, though with the promise of ultimate power shining brightly in the balance, how can Sasuke possibly say no?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,869 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Sekirei? Is that some new species of little sister? by Noodlehammer reviews
Naruto was on a mission to get himself some little sisters and by his divine left testicle, he was going to get them. Xanna was content to let him do it and maybe corrupt one or two in the process for amusement. Third in series, advisable to read previous ones first.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 183,552 - Reviews: 2665 - Favs: 3,402 - Follows: 2,408 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Complete
The Bet by Blackcat0989 reviews
KleinxKirito/RyoutarouxKazuto. It's Halloween night, and the SAO crowd is having a party to celebrate! Unfortunately Kazuto lost a bet to Suguha, who teams up with Asuna to make her beloved brother a costume he'll never hear the end of... Crossdressing, yaoi, PWP and lemon warning.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,027 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Klein/Ryoutarou T.
How Could You Possibly? by anfiasco reviews
Kawoshin extensive oneshot, High school AU where Kaworu transfers in and meets a lonely Shinji who has nothing to look forward to but music. Lost and tired and alone, Kaworu turns his world completely upside down, in the sweetest way possible. Q! personalities, mature content
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,092 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/8/2014 - [Shinji I., Kaworu N.] - Complete
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story halted; see REMASTER version]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1760 - Favs: 2,791 - Follows: 2,009 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007
Test Drive by kougasl0ver reviews
Recruited to aid Sesshomaru in some tricky business matters, Inuyasha finds himself in some sticky situations of his own. Note, mature content in some chapters, 18 please. M/M relationships, possible BDSM, extreme and gratuitous car nerdery, read at your own risk. Please read and review!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 134,356 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru
Shota Distractions by longlostwriter reviews
A series of one-shots depicting the troubled lives of Rei Ryugazaki and Rin Matsuoka as they deal with their shotas.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Rei R., Rin M., Nagisa H., Aiichirou N.
Book of Revels by Laryna6 reviews
Fuyutsuki listens to his conscience after Yui is absorbed and reveals the truth about Second Impact, the angels and SEELE's crimes. Shinji grows up among people who know his parents are monsters and Tabris grows up among people, period. With the other angels defeated and SEELE overthrown by their own pawn, can the world overcome the hatred left behind by Second Impact?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 226,304 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - [Shinji I., Kaworu N.] Misato K., Kouzou F. - Complete
This Alien Shore by Laryna6 reviews
Manga AU oneshot anthology. In a world very different from the anime, Kaworu's sick of Shinji acting like a selfish jerk and Shinji doesn't want to be friends with a kitten-killing weirdo. Then Armisael infects the Fifth Child with the First's love of Shinji. Maybe, somewhere, that could possibly have ended well. Or not. Kaworu/Shinji, except when it isn't.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 132,118 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - [Kaworu N., Shinji I.] Rei A., Misato K. - Complete
Ire and Marrow by tokibee reviews
Manga Kaworu and Shinji get into a fight and then hug it out. Violence, blood, angst, and smooching.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Shinji I., Kaworu N. - Complete
the earth is (not) a cold dead place by phollie reviews
Driven to the limits of his sanity after the events of 3.0, Kaworu returns to his last loop to finish what he started. [AU. Kawoshin, some Marisuka.]
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,031 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Shinji I., Kaworu N.
Here Let's Not Go Again by Laryna6 reviews
So, what should we do this timeline? We could start a rock band, or I could master another form of cookery. What, you want to end the reboots by saving the world? Why would we ever want to do that? Please tell me you're kidding. Come on, let's go stage a jailbreak.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,121 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - [Shinji I., Kaworu N.] - Complete
Raising a Boy by Naked Ego reviews
Shinji begins crossdressing in a misguided attempt at gaining his father's attention, further straining his relationship with Asuka.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,252 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Lilim by Laryna6 reviews
Lilim are a type of incubus that visit men in dreams and take advantage of them. Kaworu was oblivious to the effect he had on Shinji. Shinji wished Kaworu was a little less pure.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,619 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - [Shinji I., Kaworu N., Rei A.] - Complete
Playing With Fire by Laryna6 reviews
The more powerful something is, the more damage it can do. Gendo's love for Yui drove him to insane and monstrous acts to get her back. Shinji is Gendo's son. Kaworu spent his last night on earth showing Shinji that someone could care for him. Maybe that wasn't such a good idea...
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/3/2012 - [Shinji I., Kaworu N.] Gendo I. - Complete
MASTER's Folder by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
This folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories which MASTER writes and stores away in a neatly organized digital filing cabinet on the hard drive. So please do not delete any files you view. Be aware that anything can happen in this neat but packed folder. All ratings in the digital filing cabinet range from K to M.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 89,485 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
NGE: Nobody Dies by Gregg Landsman reviews
What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 596,438 - Reviews: 1962 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009
Hot Plushie Shota Butt by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
So, Len couldn't believe how some fan girls/boys could be very perverted with his plush dolls purchasable from the net. Then again, he shouldn't be surprised when he walks into Rin's room and finds two plushies of him and Rin nude... yeah...
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Dear Diary by Salome Sensei reviews
Naughty Kagome tells all her hottest secrets to her Diary. Adults only, please! New entries July and August 2011! Tentacles, anyone?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,035 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Just do me by SugarBee reviews
As an incentive for Employee of the Month, Chaos gives Kuja a list of cell phone nos. for everyone on the Cosmos team, most of whom Kuja find to be ... hot. Kuja/?
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Kuja
The Heat of Autumn by renaxxakat reviews
It's that time of year again and the demons are desperate. Inucest, Inuyasha Sesshomaru, YAOI, Lemon.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru - Complete
Asuka's Bad Day by Slifertheskydragon17 reviews
Asuka has a bad day, Shinji wants to fix it. LEMON!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I. - Complete
The Comedy Central Roast of Inuyasha by SplendentGoddess reviews
Just like the title says, this is a Comedy Central styled ROAST of Inuyasha! If you want to laugh your @ off for the next three to four hours then click this link! Crack!fic
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 56,973 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Complete
Seashore's Zero by Universalperson reviews
A collection of one-shots devoted to that crazy pairing of Rei/Kaworu. Yes, it is a crazy pairing, don't try to deny it.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Rei A., Kaworu N. - Complete
Have You Lived A Lifetime Today? by 94saturn reviews
A tender moment between Asuka and Rei. I hope that you like it. It's not Yuri or least not intended to be. Just two fellow soldiers finding comfort in extraordinary circumstances.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Asuka L. S., Rei A. - Complete
Alcohol: The Cause and Solution of Life’s Problems by Lord Raa reviews
A new comedydrama from your fiend, Lord Raa. Caution: adult content within.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,149 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Shinji I., Misato K.
Tales from the Confessional by Snooosh reviews
Because EVERYONE, within the Magdalene order, has to confess sometimes...
Chrono Crusade - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,837 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Complete
Lights, Cameras, ACTION! by Wheezambu reviews
Just a funny idea I couldn't stop myself from writing. For that, I apologize.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/15/2005
Legend by Aiffe reviews
Midoriko's passion shaped the world, and the hearts of those who live in it. Sesshoumaru had no way of knowing his lover would become a legend.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,708 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Sesshōmaru, Midoriko - Complete
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Halo 2 Idiots reviews
Where there was one stupid being, now there are two. 'Gravemind' is up! Cowritten with my brother. R&R or the Orgy will come after you!
Halo - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,169 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana, Arbiter
Christmas with the Kaibas reviews
Kaiba, Mokuba, Ishizu and Mini Blue-Eyes White Dragon are preparing for Christmas. Unfortunately, Kaiba's lack of holiday spirit, a fanatical cleric and Santa's untimely demise threaten to ruin it.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,126 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/23/2006 - [S. Kaiba, Isis I./Ishizu I.] Mokuba K., OC - Complete
Halo: Combat Deformed reviews
He's dealing with a superior alien foe, an uneducated captain, a dick-centered sergeant, a snarky AI, eccentric Marines and an inability to use proper vocabulary. And it gets worse. Co-written with my brother SpEd2DeAd.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,767 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana, A. J. Johnson - Complete