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Joined 07-25-06, id: 1099183
Author has written 4 stories for Spirit, Giver, and Phantom Stallion.

Enter the bio of a marginally insane fanfiction writer!

Well, now that you've entered, I suppose I should take the time to tell you all my favorite, um, stuff?

I would, but there's way to much of it. So you'll have to settle for this.

I love writing, wasting time on the computer, math, science, language, and watching tv.

I ride horses and I fence foil (Although I want to learn epee)

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Uninvited by EddieV reviews
Mulder and Scully are called to a town where ritualistic killings are happening, and they meet a strange young man with odd powers.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 11/8/2006 - F. Mulder, D. Scully
Atlantis Puppet Pals by Miss Pookamonga reviews
UPDATED! What do you get when you combine SGA with Potter Puppet Pals? Atlantis Puppet Pals, of course! WARNING: CONTAINS EXTREME RANDOM STUPIDNESS INVOLVING HYPERACTIVE PUPPETS.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 3/22/2007
Whispers of a Mourning Sky by Kaisliana reviews
Jake made to get up, telling himself that if that bastard ended up dead today people would consider Jake a hero, but Sam gripped his arm tight. “Don’t leave me Jake. I don’t know what to do.” CHAPTER 3 UP. FINALLY!
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,003 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 7/27/2006
Not A Club of Saddles Anymore by Blue's Dreamer reviews
Lisa moves to a strange new school, and meets new people, similar to the ones she knew back in Willow Creek. An old friend will have to be found before times runs out.
Saddle Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006
The Taker by B.K. Reminiscent reviews
An extension to The Giver by Lois Lowry, telling of Jonas's life after he escapes the Elsewhere.[This was originally an English project. Enjoy!]
Giver - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2007
Roller Coaster Ride by SpaceMonkey0941 reviews
One team. One amusement park. Oh so many pairings. Sparky, Spanky, Snarky, you name it. Borrowed people from BiteMeTechie and Reefgirl. Again. MUCH SHIPPING.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
Hollow by fyd818 reviews
RononTeyla, JohnElizabeth. They shared something similar, though they were quite different from each other.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Ronon D., Elizabeth W. - Complete
The Killing Frost by Sholio reviews
When a scientific mission goes wrong, the Daedalus crashes on an ice planet along with Atlantis's top scientists and a ruthless saboteur. Will rescue come before injuries and the elements take their toll? Complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 110,968 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Alone by BiteMeTechie reviews
He can feel the end coming...Warning, angsty death!fic
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Dies Nefastus by River of Oblivion reviews
She's in the city of Parthon negotiating a peace treaty when it happens...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
Nepenthe's Kiss by Greywolf Lupous reviews
Ten thousand year old dead plants, Broadway reenactments, and odes to Risky Business are abound when McKay and Sheppard explore a new section of the city. Response to the sgafic Dead Plant Challenge
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,486 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Feigning Normalcy by Settiai reviews
For the third time in as many nights, she woke up screaming.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Elizabeth W. - Complete
What Came Before by Terra Princess of Avalone reviews
Why did the community start so many centuries ago? Why are the rules the way they are? Told from the POV of the first Receiver of Memory. This is my first story so PLEASE REVIEW! CHAPTER 7 IS UP!
Giver - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Complete
Fun in Atlantis by Yarrharr reviews
UPDATED! What do the residents of the Lost City do in their spare time in addition to making fun of McKay? Find out what happens when someone decides to start a bulletin board for Atlantis activities…Now citrusflavored!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006
Denial by mg Sheppard reviews
John and Elizabeth get into a little trouble after Elizabeth accompanies the team offworld and must find a way to save themselves. Shweir
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,900 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
Last Breath by instinctualx reviews
No Escape. No Plan. JohnElizabeth pairing.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
Impending Doom by December21st reviews
The future of Atlantis is bleak.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Saving Grace by McRaider reviews
They're more than just best friends, they're brothers...what if John and Rodney were brothers by adoption. McWeir, Sheyla: Final Chapter is up! What McWeir, Sheyla, Badman
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
I Suppose This Means I've Failed ? by Ann3 reviews
What's the worst thing John Sheppard could face ? The Wraith ? Iratus bugs ? Someone stealing his TV ? Uh, no try teaching Carson how to fly... I hope you enjoy, please R&R !
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Carson B., John S. - Complete
Lunacy by hyacinthian reviews
Elizabeth, Atlantis does not exist.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
First Aid for Dummies by Dr. Dredd reviews
Since the team is injured so often, Carson wants to teach them first aid skills. It's a good idea... in theory.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Carson B., John S. - Complete
Forever Broken by LittleKnux2008 reviews
[Warning: Character Death] Carson Beckett mourns the passing of a woman he loved.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Carson B. - Complete
A Day in the Life by selanc reviews
A day in the life of a doctor, limerick style.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Carson B. - Complete
The Burden of Sacrifice by Shayz reviews
Dr. Weir is having trouble sleeping. A series of drabbles that became a short story. Shweir. COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
What happens after? by Luveykat94 reviews
Rating will get higher. What happens after the finale?
John Doe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/9/2003 - Published: 5/5/2003
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The Camp reviews
Another Jonas makes it to Elsewhere fic, but this time with a twist or two! Rated for breathing room.
Giver - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 8/29/2006
His Choice reviews
My take on the Phantom running away
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Ace's Song reviews
I changed the lyrics of I'm a Little Teapot to make it fit Ace.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
Two reviews
A strange mare comes to settle near Spirit and his herd. But what she intends to do threatens to turn the herd on its head. An AU so slight you have to read an author's note to find it.
Spirit - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
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